The Perfect Couple

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny

A story about the perfect couple at Christmas time.
There are 79 comments:
Female 1,199
Ahh the music drives me insane... I thought Santa was gonna be an axe murderer or something.
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Female 72
well i kept reading
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Female 18
I`m fine with not listening... I can still be perfect! O:-)
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Female 111
That was actually pretty funny.
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Female 280
THATS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! I didnt listen of course....
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Female 1
They forgot to mention that men don`t listen either.
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Male 213
ha!
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Male 3
Well I`m stupider for having read that. Barf.
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Male 361
If women are bad drivers and don`t listen, how could there be a perfect woman?
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Female 48
awesome! by the way.. why does everyone on here feel the need to discredit or make everything soo bad. why not have a sense of humor and stop ruining everyone else`s.
okay, I`m done now.. have a nice day
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Female 2,244
I had this by email without the cartoon last week.
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Male 67
My god that it years old.
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Female 8
okay...but why did santa have to die |-(
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Female 86
that was great! Wonderful link =]
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Female 1,697
this joke is old!! so it didn`t make me laugh
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Male 2,216
An old joke, but elaborated to funnier degrees.
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Female 1
Hehe. That was brilliant and so true......
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Female 357
yay! i dont listen! im a good ignorer! el-oh-el! Well that was funny... i liked it.
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Female 354
i dont think it was that funny
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Female 25
women do listen!! but only when they want to lol
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Female 529
Heard it before, but still funny
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Female 16
i read on...i dont listen...hahah
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Male 761
funny
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Male 1,465
Yay! The men still win! :-D
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Female 830
Haha, cool post
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Male 2,372
[quote]On 12/2/2005 1:58:48 PM AVDPhoenix wrote: Bloody Woman! [/quote]

That`s because there was a car crash.

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Male 160
haha
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Female 1,603
Haha of course I read it all. I`m nosy.

Very good!

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Male 49
meh.

It wasn`t that funny.

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Female 240
I kept reading.
Go me :D
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Female 73
Funny. I guess. Nothing like some good ole` shovanistic family goodness. :|

No.. I guess we don`t listen. But why should women have to obey whatever they`re told to do.

I`m sure people will be on me to lighten up and get a sense of humor. I have one. But we fought for our rights a long time ago. And we`re still fighting today. :|

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Female 395
how true. men aren`t perfect.
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Male 459
i raped santa once....
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Female 19
Old joke... But still very funny.
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Male 851
why must the perfect people and Santa Claus always be the ones in tragic mishaps? why?
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Male 55
Old ......But......absolutly great. Sorry to sound SO British and Simon Cowell but.....that was actually very amuzing!!!!!!! Want to see more!??!!
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Female 58
hate to say it, but that was cute.
of course i read on
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Female 100
I read on...SO?!?!
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Male 10
Oh good, something I finally agree with. This video is absoutely right.
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Female 252
I thought it was men never listened? Women are just nosey. I read on :-)
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Female 184
I didn`t keep reading. Now I am going to go read it.
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Female 573
Haha...it`s true. there IS no perfect man and I kept reading...so I guess it made a point. And women are MUCH better drivers than guys!!
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Female 101
I`ve heard the joke but the animation was new.
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Male 733
funny cos its true...
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Female 1,403
^ What did you say? I wasn`t listening.
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Male 1,521
Bloody Women!
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Female 379
ain`t it the truth!
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Male 955
hah, classic.
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Male 579
I didnt even realize that I too had hear that before, but it was still good.
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Male 65
dat was JOKES LMFAO!
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Male 462
SO old.
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Male 85
true
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Female 337
lmao ... so true :p i kept reading
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Female 1,062
Blah.
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Male 101
The joke I have heard plenty of times but first time to see the animated thing so obviously I had to watch it through.
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Male 58
seen it before but could watch over and over, really funny lol, i thought it would be one of those make you jump things too olivka, first time anyway
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Female 34
hehehe i couldnt help it! I wanted to see what it said! I like that! But for some reason i thought it was going to be scary so i was sitting here cringing.. so i felt a bit silly when it finished!
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Male 84
That was funny. WOMEN DONT LISTEN
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Female 1
that was good lmao too
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Female 585
Thats funny.....great post!
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Female 290
lol i kept reading so funny got the joke before though
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Male 145
Good post!
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Male 110
girls girls girls
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Male 2,519
Oh boy. Haha.
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Female 132
That was so funny lol!! :-D
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Female 36
funny
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Male 641
Heh, made me laugh :).
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Female 179
LOL! That was cute.
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Male 348
OK. I concede. I liked it.
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Male 694
LOL so true
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Male 274
that was nice and i bet no one quits reading i bet it would be hard to hahahha
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Female 173
LMFAO
that was soooo right
well done whoever made that one!
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Female 13
Well it did illustrate a piont because I kept reading!!! I guess I don`t listen!
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Male 731
Haha. Cool. :)
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Male 220
Dammit Santa Died. No wonder theres not enough Xbox 360s
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Male 73
ahaha soo funny
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Female 11
All i can say is of course i kept reading!! :-D
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Male 560
buawahaha ..ladies read on
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Male 10,115
Link: The Perfect Couple [Rate Link] - A story about the perfect couple at Christmas time.

A story about the perfect couple at Christmas time.

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