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Date: 12/02/05 02:50 AM

79 Responses to The Perfect Couple

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 1, 2005 at 9:36 pm
    Link: The Perfect Couple - A story about the perfect couple at Christmas time.

    A story about the perfect couple at Christmas time.

  2. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:53 am
    buawahaha ..ladies read on
  3. Profile photo of starlightann
    starlightann Female 18-29
    11 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:53 am
    All i can say is of course i kept reading!! :-D
  4. Profile photo of Tafts
    Tafts Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:54 am
    ahaha soo funny
  5. Profile photo of b3ach_bum
    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 3:18 am
    Dammit Santa Died. No wonder theres not enough Xbox 360s
  6. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 3:51 am
    Haha. Cool. :)
  7. Profile photo of Pips12
    Pips12 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:04 am
    Well it did illustrate a piont because I kept reading!!! I guess I don`t listen!
  8. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:06 am
    LMFAO
    that was soooo right
    well done whoever made that one!
  9. Profile photo of foxslayer
    foxslayer Male 18-29
    274 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 5:15 am
    that was nice and i bet no one quits reading i bet it would be hard to hahahha
  10. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 5:15 am
    LOL so true
  11. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 5:22 am
    OK. I concede. I liked it.
  12. Profile photo of RedFizzy
    RedFizzy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 6:07 am
    LOL! That was cute.
  13. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 6:08 am
    Heh, made me laugh :).
  14. Profile photo of aehottie501
    aehottie501 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 6:36 am
    funny
  15. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 6:44 am
    That was so funny lol!! :-D
  16. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 7:12 am
    Oh boy. Haha.
  17. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 8:32 am
    Good post!
  18. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 8:38 am
    lol i kept reading so funny got the joke before though
  19. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:20 am
    Thats funny.....great post!
  20. Profile photo of dlhubb
    dlhubb Female 30-39
    1 post
    December 2, 2005 at 9:23 am
    that was good lmao too
  21. Profile photo of FrankFurter
    FrankFurter Male 13-17
    84 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:24 am
    That was funny. WOMEN DONT LISTEN
  22. Profile photo of olivka
    olivka Female 18-29
    34 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 10:15 am
    hehehe i couldnt help it! I wanted to see what it said! I like that! But for some reason i thought it was going to be scary so i was sitting here cringing.. so i felt a bit silly when it finished!
  23. Profile photo of THEgoth
    THEgoth Male 13-17
    58 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 10:34 am
    seen it before but could watch over and over, really funny lol, i thought it would be one of those make you jump things too olivka, first time anyway
  24. Profile photo of Mahox
    Mahox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 11:27 am
    The joke I have heard plenty of times but first time to see the animated thing so obviously I had to watch it through.
  25. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 11:28 am
    Blah.
  26. Profile photo of 2an2makes5
    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 11:28 am
    lmao ... so true :p i kept reading
  27. Profile photo of i-aint-bored
    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 12:01 pm
    true
  28. Profile photo of gregor_samsa
    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    SO old.
  29. Profile photo of frenchy2612
    frenchy2612 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    dat was JOKES LMFAO!
  30. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 12:19 pm
    I didnt even realize that I too had hear that before, but it was still good.
  31. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    hah, classic.
  32. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 1:40 pm
    ain`t it the truth!
  33. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 1:58 pm
    Bloody Women!
  34. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    ^ What did you say? I wasn`t listening.
  35. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    funny cos its true...
  36. Profile photo of nambratha
    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    I`ve heard the joke but the animation was new.
  37. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 2:52 pm
    Haha...it`s true. there IS no perfect man and I kept reading...so I guess it made a point. And women are MUCH better drivers than guys!!
  38. Profile photo of Aneurysm
    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 3:39 pm
    I didn`t keep reading. Now I am going to go read it.
  39. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:08 pm
    I thought it was men never listened? Women are just nosey. I read on :-)
  40. Profile photo of wHiTeBeArS
    wHiTeBeArS Male 18-29
    10 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:14 pm
    Oh good, something I finally agree with. This video is absoutely right.
  41. Profile photo of GRAD_07
    GRAD_07 Female 13-17
    100 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    I read on...SO?!?!
  42. Profile photo of ShannonHoon
    ShannonHoon Female 18-29
    58 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    hate to say it, but that was cute.
    of course i read on
  43. Profile photo of garfy
    garfy Male 30-39
    55 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    Old ......But......absolutly great. Sorry to sound SO British and Simon Cowell but.....that was actually very amuzing!!!!!!! Want to see more!??!!
  44. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    why must the perfect people and Santa Claus always be the ones in tragic mishaps? why?
  45. Profile photo of pooner
    pooner Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    Old joke... But still very funny.
  46. Profile photo of RckJmesBjtch
    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 6:54 pm
    i raped santa once....
  47. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 7:12 pm
    how true. men aren`t perfect.
  48. Profile photo of amai
    amai Female 13-17
    73 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    Funny. I guess. Nothing like some good ole` shovanistic family goodness. :|

    No.. I guess we don`t listen. But why should women have to obey whatever they`re told to do.

    I`m sure people will be on me to lighten up and get a sense of humor. I have one. But we fought for our rights a long time ago. And we`re still fighting today. :|

  49. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 10:30 pm
    I kept reading.
    Go me :D
  50. Profile photo of mark87fndr
    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 11:06 pm
    meh.

    It wasn`t that funny.

  51. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 11:17 pm
    Haha of course I read it all. I`m nosy.

    Very good!

  52. Profile photo of RexGrossman
    RexGrossman Male 13-17
    160 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 1:03 am
    haha
  53. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 4:36 am
    On 12/2/2005 1:58:48 PM AVDPhoenix wrote: Bloody Woman!

    That`s because there was a car crash.

  54. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 5:14 am
    Haha, cool post
  55. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 6:16 am
    Yay! The men still win! :-D
  56. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 11:08 am
    funny
  57. Profile photo of MzSasha
    MzSasha Female 18-29
    16 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 1:03 pm
    i read on...i dont listen...hahah
  58. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 3:03 pm
    Heard it before, but still funny
  59. Profile photo of charlierose
    charlierose Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    women do listen!! but only when they want to lol
  60. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 6:17 pm
    i dont think it was that funny
  61. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    yay! i dont listen! im a good ignorer! el-oh-el! Well that was funny... i liked it.
  62. Profile photo of Psycholili
    Psycholili Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 4, 2005 at 7:18 am
    Hehe. That was brilliant and so true......
  63. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 7:35 am
    An old joke, but elaborated to funnier degrees.
  64. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 1:41 pm
    this joke is old!! so it didn`t make me laugh
  65. Profile photo of xnoonereally
    xnoonereally Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 1:47 pm
    that was great! Wonderful link =]
  66. Profile photo of squeeze_me
    squeeze_me Female 13-17
    8 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    okay...but why did santa have to die |-(
  67. Profile photo of 0606pg
    0606pg Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 4:31 pm
    My god that it years old.
  68. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 12:29 am
    I had this by email without the cartoon last week.
  69. Profile photo of shady17
    shady17 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    December 6, 2005 at 11:26 pm
    awesome! by the way.. why does everyone on here feel the need to discredit or make everything soo bad. why not have a sense of humor and stop ruining everyone else`s.
    okay, I`m done now.. have a nice day
  70. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    December 7, 2005 at 5:15 pm
    If women are bad drivers and don`t listen, how could there be a perfect woman?
  71. Profile photo of lesterbangs
    lesterbangs Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 7, 2005 at 11:39 pm
    Well I`m stupider for having read that. Barf.
  72. Profile photo of dorcus
    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    ha!
  73. Profile photo of VilmerFud
    VilmerFud Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 9, 2005 at 8:36 pm
    They forgot to mention that men don`t listen either.
  74. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    December 9, 2005 at 9:51 pm
    THATS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! I didnt listen of course....
  75. Profile photo of bookaholic22
    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    That was actually pretty funny.
  76. Profile photo of anglwngs
    anglwngs Female 13-17
    18 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    I`m fine with not listening... I can still be perfect! O:-)
  77. Profile photo of Nina221
    Nina221 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    December 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    well i kept reading
  78. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    Ahh the music drives me insane... I thought Santa was gonna be an axe murderer or something.

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