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Date: 12/08/05 02:14 AM

114 Responses to The Passion of the Benny Hill

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    December 7, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    Link: The Passion of the Benny Hill - This is just terrible.
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    Ledatru Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 2:34 am
    wow lol that`s nuts
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    ihatedc Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 2:48 am
    benny hill officially makes everything funnier
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    cashbagg Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 3:10 am
    Hilarious! Instant internet classic!
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 3:55 am
    That`s supposed to be funny? Total morons who did this.
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    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:08 am
    WTF?

    I`m still wondring how they did that film...

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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:23 am
    NOTE FROM THE DIRECTOR: if this offended anyone please remove stick from ass. thankyou.
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    sarifynna Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:23 am
    THAT`s gonna piss off someone, im sure...
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    Orgasmo Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:28 am
    Obviously disturbing to some... I thought it was more shocking than funny. Its basically racist. And i`m not even christian!
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    Littlelo Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:45 am
    Ok, that was waaaaaay violent and bloody. Can someone stick up a warning?
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 5:38 am
    The Passion of the Christ is horrendous and completely unnecessary. I don`t like having to feel bad while watching gorey horror flicks. Damn you, Mel Gibson.

    Those Romans are br00tal.

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    YouG Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 6:58 am
    Merry Hillmas, everyone.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    December 8, 2005 at 9:00 am
    NOTE TO THE DIRECTOR: Remove poo from brains. Thank you.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    December 8, 2005 at 9:02 am
    Well, look at that: through the magic of instant online bowdlerization, S**T turns into "Poo"! Live and learn.
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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 9:35 am
    Was that supposed to be funny?
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:04 am
    am I going to hell for laughing at that? why do Christians get all sacred and sad about torturing Christ but don`t give a poo about who our governement tortures.
  17. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 10:39 am
    At least Benny Hill existed.
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    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:07 am
    I know it`s cruel, and horrible, but I have to admit, that made me laugh. :-D
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    wolf08 Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:16 am
    This film was probably made by some jews. They opposed that film so much even in production.

    Israel is one of the few countries to ban the film Passion of the Christ.

    I dont get why they hate Jesus so much.
    I find Atheists much more respective than jews.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:34 am
    NOTE TO DIRECTOR: Remove head from ass and get a clue.

    It didn`t exactly offend me, but that was totally stupid and tasteless. Not funny, pointless, and pathetic. One of the worst things I`ve ever seen.

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    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 11:45 am
    okay i`m not one of the God Squad but that was disgusting and tasteless
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    Roduku Male 50-59
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:53 am
    I didn`t find this even mildly amusing.
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    Dawnrise Female 50-59
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:54 am
    I agree with freddyferret.
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    "At least Benny Hill existed."

    Really? Are you sure? How can you prove it? What a ridiculous statement.

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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 12:27 pm
    I`m pretty sure yeh. Unless CGI was far more advanced in the 70`s (when Benny Hill was watched by 20 million people in the UK every week), than it is today.

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    Goodcarver Male 60-69
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    December 8, 2005 at 12:33 pm
    That really was awful. I`m not a religious man, but was shocked by the irreligious nature of the brutality accompanied by the slapstick music.
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    faygo Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 1:22 pm
    GOld!
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 1:40 pm
    "I`m pretty sure yeh. Unless CGI was far more advanced in the 70`s (when Benny Hill was watched by 20 million people in the UK every week), than it is today."

    You`re missing the point. You implied by your first statement that Christ did not exist, which is ridiculous. The implication that Christ did not exist is what is ridiculous, not the fact that Benny Hill did exist.

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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    roflmfao,funniest thing i seen in a long time, 4 those of u offended, dont drating watch it!!
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    MeiChooTan Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 3:01 pm
    Stupid.
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    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    So what, that one guy got crucified. Nobody says anything about the hundreds of thousands of others who suffered the same fate. Not to mention the countless millions who`ve died in the name of Jesus Christ
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    that`s true, but they were all followers of jesus. it`s imposible to mention the names of countless millions
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 4:09 pm
    Hilarious ^ 6.
  34. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 5:53 pm
    @ natakalt: Just because you can`t mention the names means they`re unimportant? Just because this one guy tricked some people into thinking he was the son of god means that he`s more important? Jesus was no more than a cultist antagonist who managed to get a large following of general people. As it turns out, Christianity is one of the most dangerous cults around.
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    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 6:41 pm
    doesnt seem so sad without the sound
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 6:55 pm
    uhhhhhhhh....... lets pretend it wasn`t christ, but another person being tortured to benny hill tunes... then what would ya all think?
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    danimal150 Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 7:31 pm
    Now that`s British humor for ya!
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 8:10 pm
    To Wolf08! You are an ignorant Christian Fanatic! First of all Jesus was Jewish not Christian so Go to hell. We do not have to respect you as you never respected us so go to hell! Christian fanatics made the crusades and the inquisition! Our religion has 5766 years old but yours only 2005. We never forced people into convert to our religion as the Christians did to us under pain of death. Get some imformation of history of the world and of your own religion before postin s h i t morron!!!!
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    I hated the original movie I hate Mel Givson and I hope he`ll born in hell! But this thing it`s also not funny. All this exess of torture and blood are sick and ofensive. So it`s nothing to make fun of. the whole thing is disgusting, sick and evil.
  40. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 8:20 pm
    amazing phoenix; in your rant against wolf08 you ended up proving his point..
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    Ivar Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 9:07 pm
    Mmm...sacrilicious...
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    ihatedc Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 9:10 pm
    it was a joke..if things like this offend you..click that little x in the corner of the box..go say a few hail marys and feel good about yourself for being "forgiven" idiots
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    Toodie Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 9:14 pm
    love it, hate it, it inspires some lively debate.
  44. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:01 pm
    o_o Lucky the "god warrior" saw this (That crazy lady from trading spouses)
  45. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:34 pm
    its funny. jesus never existed. god is not real. the whole movie is just a huge myth. the bible tells a mythical story. none of it ever happened. trust me.
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    nobodyloves Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:55 pm
    poo
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    nobodyloves Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:55 pm
    pooTERZ
  48. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 10:59 pm
    we did not come from god, he doesn`t exist. we evolved from primates. idiots believing in god. boo all of u!
  49. Profile photo of NimSim
    NimSim Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:03 pm
    On the matter of Jesus existing, ask yourself if you believe that Nero, Augustus, or any other Roman emperor existed. Ask yourself if St. Paul existed. If you say no, then you`ll be laughed out of any sort of historical discussion. There is a large amount of written record proving their existence, the same written records that prove Jesus`s existence. Christian or not, anyone that has any idea on history knows that Jesus was a real person.
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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 8, 2005 at 11:14 pm
    there is no physical evidence of jesus or the rock hole that he layed in. or the cliff where he was killed. noe of it existed. the people back then were starving and gullible. same with the people nowdays. gillible. the people u mentioned, we have physical evidence. jesus never existed. u people r too gullible. your decisions effect your life n god can`t help u. so believe the truth. boo god, ya science!
  51. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    boo NimSim, gullible monkey!
  52. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:27 pm
    think about it, they believed almost anything cuz they didn`t know how much stuff worked. now we know where we came from, primates. we also know how a lot of stuff works, but people still believe in god and jesus. i can`t u people believe that we were created from dirt and a part of a rib. there isn`t a single shred of evidence proving the existence of god or jesus. still people believe in them. reality check, we already proved they never existed many times. get with the program people. stop donating money to churches, they use it for high tech computers, motion censored bathroom syuff, and other coo, things for their entertainment only. u r giving them your hard earned money and they waste it. use it on animal shelters or something that has a cause.
  53. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2005 at 11:45 pm
    im just trying to get rid of the stupid myths out there. if u disagree with anything, post a reply.
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    tiguno Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 12:08 am
    Excuse me while i go barf
    tpotc was bad enough without this
  55. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 12:21 am
    what does tpotc mean?
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    Leftyy Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 1:41 am
    The usual debate is whether Jesus was the son of God or not (Which he wasn`t) Not whether he existed or not.

    Anyway, video was hilarious (y)

  57. Profile photo of NimSim
    NimSim Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Actually, the same physical evidence for anyone in the past is what we use with Jesus. There are numerous written records of him and accounts of his existence. I assume you`re going on a straight, "everything in the Bible is a lie" stance. I suppose that you think you can pick and choose what you choose to use as historical evidence. That`s funny, because that`s exactly what many religions do to justify their beliefs. You are using poor logic, and any historian, including secular ones, will tell you that Jesus existed. I would like to know what your idea of "physical evidence" is. Most evidence of people from that time period comes from written accounts and perhaps monuments or public works.
  58. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:35 am
    mikbry24, you asked me how I`d prove Benny Hill existed. So I did. Now you prove Jesus existed.
  59. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:46 am
    There is NO evidence that Jesus existed whatsoever. If there was, his existence would be fact..it isn`t. There may have been some tramp 2000 years ago that people wrote stories about, but there was no Virgin Mary, there was no resurrection, there were no miracles....there was no Jesus for Christ`s sake!


  60. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:46 am
    Hang on, I`m wrong. I`ve just re-read the bible and spotted that on day 8, `God did say "Let there be dinosaurs"`.
    Sorry, my apologies.
  61. Profile photo of NimSim
    NimSim Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 6:21 am
    I like your argumentative reasoning. "Let`s ignore what our opponent is saying and repeat our argument over and over until it comes true!" Jesus is almost universally accepted to have existed. It`s up for debate on whether or not was behind any miracles, but that`s not what`s being argued. There are written records of his existence, and the Bible is taken by historians the same way they take any other historical document. They examine what it says and compare it with other evidence to test its validity. There are also numerous documents written by Romans and historians of the time mentioning the existence of Jesus. Google it. Go ahead, I did.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
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    December 9, 2005 at 8:50 am
    Niki-chan: ditto.
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    axis736 Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 9:53 am
    im goin to hell for laughin at this
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    Snorgledork Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 10:05 am
    Yeah, and back to the "Nothing in the Bible was real" thing, they`ve found evidence of a giant flood a long time ago, as well as the written Arc of the Covenent. AND, there have been plenty of other discoveries relating to the Bible, including Soddom and Gamora.
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    firebird37 Female 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 11:42 am
    I am not christian,or jewish, or anything really but I still didn`t find that at all funny. It was guy being tourtured! And even though it was just from a movie and thus fake, it`s the idea of someone being tourtured that is sad, not that is was supposed to be Jesus. Also, Jews don`t hate jesus, Jews reccongize him, but just in a different way. I sugest you get to know a few Jewish people before you start making descriminating comments about them
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    vashknight Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    The makers of this video at http://lowcarbcomedy.com give you a link to their other site http://www.pleasedeargodgiveusajob.com
    which says below exactly their intent on the video. They aren`t doing it to piss anyone off, but to just make fun of Mel Gibson. In some ways it`s out of poor taste, but that was obviously their way of rebeling against the video..

    `Scenes from The Passion of the Christ set to the Benny Hill Theme song. We here at Lowcarbcomedy.com would like to say that we love Jesus and this piece is against Mel Gibson`s film, not the Big J.`

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    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 1:19 pm
    It is NOT debatable whether Jesus performed miracles, whether he could walk on water, cure the blind, feed the 5000 blah blah blah. Of course no such events took place, get a grip. And the existence of someone called `Jesus` certainly isn`t what is being argued here. If he couldn`t perform miracles, then he was just man. He may have been a do-gooder, but he was no `son of God` and his existence really does not justify the destruction his ridiculously fabricated story has caused in the world throughout history. If he was just a normal man, then I couldn`t care less if he existed or not. Will Mother Teresa be remembered in 2000 years time I wonder.

    And the bible really is NOT regarded as a historical FACT. Saying so makes one look like an idiot. It`s as much a historical document as `The Lord Of The Rings` books are. Go read some Darwin books.

  68. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 1:21 pm
    It makes me laugh when religious people ask me if I believe in God or not. I obviously, like any sane person would, reply `No, he doesn`t`. They come back with `prove it`. I ask them to prove he does and they say, `ah, but we don`t need to`.

    Erm, no. You do.

  69. Profile photo of mikbry24
    mikbry24 Male 30-39
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    December 9, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    Aidious, make up your mind. You stated, "There is NO evidence that Jesus existed whatsoever. If there was, his existence would be fact..it isn`t." Then you stated, "And the existence of someone called `Jesus` certainly isn`t what is being argued here." Which argument are we having, then? I will agree with you on one point. "It is NOT debatable whether Jesus performed miracles, whether he could walk on water, cure the blind, feed the 5000..." Certainly these have been documented historically by first-person accounts and there is no debate that this is what was reported of Jesus. Whether you choose to believe it or not is another thing. You call me an idiot for believing in something that I weighed carefully and have spent my adult life pursuing. You have entrenched yourself in unbelief without giving it much thought, apparently...Who is the idiot? Psalm 14:1 "The fool has said in his heart there is no God."
  70. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    Targo, I disregarded everything you said after you showed yourself to be a homophobic dickhead in the first three words of your `reply`. To even entertain the possibility that the notion someone once lived on earth who was capable of doing the things the Bible `reports` Jesus did (by saying `I don`t know God exists`) would be infinitely more indicative of schizophrenic tendencies than saying he doesn`t, didn`t and never will exist. You biggot.
  71. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 2:49 pm
    mikbry24, as you know - since you quoted me as saying it - I am debating the existence of the mythical Jesus whose fictitous tale is told in the Bible.

    If you wish to live your life by a book that is based upon `first-person accounts` from 2000 years ago, then good luck to you. But `first-person accounts` are regulairly disregarded in courts TODAY whose content is somewhat less fantastical than that of the Bible. So please forgive me if I don`t follow suite.

  72. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    December 9, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    On 12/9/2005 2:49:22 PM aidious wrote: I am debating the existence of the mythical Jesus whose fictitous tale is told in the Bible. If you wish to live your life by a book that is based upon `first-person accounts` from 2000 years ago, then good luck to you. But first-person accounts` are regulairly disregarded in courts TODAY whose content is somewhat less fantastical than that of the Bible. So please forgive me if I don`t follow suite.

    I agree with you there!

  73. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 9, 2005 at 4:03 pm
    Whereas you, Targo, sound like a homophobic biggot. You are also a hypocrite since you criticise others when you yourself spell `you`re` as `your` (I stopped doing that when I was about eight). Also sentences should start with capital letters.

    But thank you for moving the thread away from the discussion of religion. That`s what stubborn ignorant people do when they know they`re wrong but refuse to admit so. That`s something an eleven year would do Targo, you condescending, patronising, old, igloo-dwelling, biggot.

  74. Profile photo of mikbry24
    mikbry24 Male 30-39
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:29 pm
    "I am debating the existence of the mythical Jesus whose fictitous tale is told in the Bible." You may choose to believe it to be ficticious, whereas I do not. It has more manuscript evidence than nearly anything else you can come up with. Secondly, First-Person accounts are absolutely not regularly disregarded in a court of law. In fact, to have a strong case you`d better have some first hand accounts as to what took place. Secondly, the fact that Christ`s apostles stuck to their story even under duress with the threat of torture and death would stand up in a court of law. Ever heard of a "dying declaration?" I have to ask myself, is it reasonable that all these men and women under threat of their very lives would keep telling the same story if they didn`t believe it to be true? In my mind, it has to be true. Why would you allow yourself to die for something you didn`t believe to be true?
  75. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    Man, everyone sure loves participating in an argument that has no possible way to be won. Did he exist? Did he not exist? Until the time machine is invented, I guess nobody will know for sure. That is why it is a question of FAITH. Either you have it or you don`t. Personally, I don`t judge you either way.

    How about commenting on the clip instead of turning this site into your virtual soapbox. I personally do not care how good a christian or atheist you are.

    Anywho, I thought the clip was messed up. But I found myself laughing at it. It just seems to fit so well to the music. Clever. Sacrilicious. And I am going to go to hell for laughing, I`m sure.

  76. Profile photo of jujubees
    jujubees Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    That was amazingly tasteless, but I still laughed. I am going to hell.
  77. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 6:20 pm
    hey dumb craps, watch the discovery channel. jesus never existed. god is fake. shut up, u don`t know anything.
  78. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    Yes igloo-dwelling. It was my attempt at replicating your ignorance towards homosexuality by appearing to harbour racial stereotypes. And you can`t stir up a stirrer, you`ll notice I was the one who said `At least Benny Hill existed`. While I am indeed an atheist, I am first and foremost an antagonist...it helps relieve my boredom, unlike the links posted on this site. Sad I know, but I am a student and therefore, by definition, have nothing better to do all day. I`m sure when I fall in the 40-49 age bracket however, I will have.

    And for the people thinking they`re going to hell for finding the Benny Hill pastiche funny...trust me. You`re not.

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    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 8:53 pm
    Jesus does exist, he lives on the corner of my block, he pronounces it Hey-zeus though. I never seen him do any miracles but he did walk on water... I might have been a little drunk and that water may have been frozen.
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    Snorgledork Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    DestyNova,it`s kinda funny you mention a time machine...I`ve been pndering how many of the stories in the Bible actually happened from a catalyst of bored future people hoping in a time machine...lol

    and as for aidious...I, too, am a student, a high school student to be exact. I still do not antagonize poor individuals. It isn`t a person`s occupation that makes them who they are, but rahter their thoughts and decisions.

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    johnstjohns Male 40-49
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    December 9, 2005 at 9:26 pm
    On the subject of the clip, it was somewhat in poor taste, but I chuckled. On the subject of religion, in the words of Richard Dawkins, "A country that believes more strongly in a virgin birth than evolution can hardly call itself enlightened".
  82. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    A man after my own heart that Dawkins fella.
  83. Profile photo of Snorgledork
    Snorgledork Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 10:32 pm
    I never said i disbelieved evelution. I do believe we, as well as the animals and plants, have evolved. we evolve every year, in technology and personal growth. our cells are constantly evolving. But I believe in a God who made that what it is. I believe that He loves me enough to give me life and a new day.
  84. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    ok, look. jesus never existed. there is no physical proof. there is physical proof of other people that lived a long time ago. so we do know that they did exist. also, god is not real. u dumb butts, there is physical proof that we evovled from ealier life forms. there is physical proof that earth was formed by dust and other stuff in the air and it spun around and formed earth. there is a lot of physical proof that our existence and the universe`s existence has nothing to do with some mythical god thing. there, now go watch the discovery channel and learn the facts.
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    computergeeq Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2005 at 11:17 pm
    church brainwashes people! u have been warned.
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    Yushi Female 18-29
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    December 10, 2005 at 12:39 am
    oh my...the first half a minute, i thought this might be a parody with a bunch of bored people acting out a skit or something ...
    then I realized no, it was some TORTURE scene from the movie with so called `funny music` O.O
    AHHH get that bloody image out of my head, i`m going to have nightmares. i hate torture scenes!! >_<
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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 1:19 am
    So you`re saying the Bible is wrong then Snorgledork? Well, this is a start at least.

    I mean come on! The people back then were more inclined to believe the ridiculously far-fetched stories in the bible because their knowledge of the earth, the universe and the origins of mankind were somewhat limited. Today is different. Darwin published `The Origin of Species` almost 150 years ago. Get with the programme people!

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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 1:22 am
    uhhhh, computergeeq, what about all those Discovery Channel programs about Jesus? That would seem to indicate that even The Discovery Channel realizes that Jesus was an actual person from the Historical evidence......By the way, please enlighten us with this physical evidence that Evolution is true.....I`m sure all the scientists that have been searching their entire lives for missing links and unexplained gaps in the fossil record would like to know about your physical evidence.... LOL
  89. Profile photo of mikbry24
    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 1:24 am
    "Today is different. Darwin published `The Origin of Species` almost 150 years ago. Get with the programme people!"

    And, as opposed to the Bible, has yet to be proven correct.....

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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 11:30 am
    LOL yes you`re right. I`d forgotten about it being proved that God said `Let there be light, let there be creatures and stuff, oh and plants and crap. Oh yeh and man, let there be man, And, erm, so it was done. TaDa!!`

    I`m a little more inclined to believe the `Big Bang Theory and Theory of Evolution myself.`

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    Snorgledork Male 13-17
    157 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    "So you`re saying the Bible is wrong then Snorgledork? Well, this is a start at least."

    NO NO NO! Not what i said! The bible never says we were not evovled from lesser beings, for all we know, monkeys WERE the first humans. Now stop mixing my words around! oh, and the History Channel has a lot of religious thigns on there, so you were saying that the Bible isn`t taken as historical evidence? )-|

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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 12:34 pm
    NO, monkeys would be classed as `creatures`. They came before humans (a day before I think). And even if monkeys were `the first humans`, they still evolved from the amphibious creatures that originally came from the sea. The bible unequivocally rules out any possibility of evolution.
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    la-rue Female 13-17
    113 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 8:43 pm
    Oh my goodness. I would probably vomit if I saw that movie. Who know`s how many times I cringed while I watched that, even with the goofy music.
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 10:39 pm
    aidious wrote, "I`m a little more inclined to believe the `Big Bang Theory and Theory of Evolution myself.`"

    Finally, some truth from aidious. There is no argument that you are more inclined to believe that tripe. Just don`t make misrepresentations about what you disagree with to get there. And, Snorgledork, aidious does have it right. It is one or the other....evolution or creation. But where is all that proof of evolution you were talking about the Bible missing, aidious? LOL

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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 11:06 pm
    yes, the discovery channel said jesus never existed. monkeys came before us a long long time ago. there was no 7 days and poof we were created. only retards would believe that. if god existed, i`d have a dodge charger in my driveway right now. is there one, no. that is also evidence he doesn`t exist. i cheer for all of u that believe in evolution. if i ever won the lottery, id gtive u all a fair share of it, seriosly. u guys r smart. smartness should be rewarded. go darwin and his not theory but proven to be fact. go darwin!!!
  96. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    sorry about my typos, i tend to type fast, sorry.
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 14, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    "sorry about my typos, i tend to type fast, sorry."

    ISTM typos are the least of your worries..
    The Discovery Channel said that, huh? Which program was that on the Discovery Channel? I would love to see it. In the meantime, be sure to catch these programs on The Discovery Channel:
    King Herod, Madman or Murderer
    The Real Family of Jesus Part 2
    The Real Family of Jesus Part 1
    The

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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 14, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    Sorry, that last one was supposed to be The Early Years
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    diw2k Male 50-59
    2 posts
    December 18, 2005 at 3:22 am
    The audience is hushed. Jesus is on the beam - (as you know, this requires precise movement and intense concentration as each ‘wobble’ results in a deduction). Well, he seems a bit stiff today - won`t be getting any bonus points from the judges - not showing much flexibility at all as he goes through his routine ... ohhhh, too bad, he faltered badly on the dismount. And now the judges are making their tally and deducting points and, yes, the scores are going up ... and it`s going to be a 666 for Jesus. Better luck next time. Now back to Jonah and our coverage of the 100 meter backstroke....
  100. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 19, 2005 at 11:02 pm
    ask bill nye the science guy, he works at nasa n knows jesus never existed. the shows on disc. channel were to entertain the gullible people out there. even ask the gut in the wheel chair thing that can`t move his mouth. he knows jesus never existed. u dumb butts believing in that cow poo. there is no jesus, there was no jesus, he will not come back. god is also not real, just a fairy tail usede to explain stuff.
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 10:49 am
    Well, computergeeq, your sound reasoning and rational, thoughtful discourse and sources such as Bill Nye and non-existent Discovery Channel programs have convinced me. All that evidence and historicity is just a bunch of hooey. It took a teenager and Bill Nye to show me (using terminology such as "dumb butts" and "cow poo" ) the error of believing in historical documents. Down with George Washington, Lincoln, and every other President up approximately 1900. I don`t believe they existed. Our nation`s history is all a hoax! I am now going to go back and play video games and watch TV all day. Why read or research, since there is nothing written down that can be trusted!?
  102. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    no what i was trying to say was that vthye bible is the only book that was thought to be true but its not. they had many people finding places where stuff occured n there was none. burn the bible! god n jesus never existed. why cant anyone tell that we came from monkeys n not from a robed alcoholic.
  103. Profile photo of computergeeq
    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 9:02 pm
    stop coming up with excuses why u dont know the truth.
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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 9:04 pm
    also there is no heaven or he!!. when we die, we just black out n die. we dont go anywhere. we dont have souls. if u do something bad, it wont affect your soul, cuz u dont have one. dumb people.
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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    ----{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    ray gun

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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 9:07 pm
    ^..^

    2 eyes n 2 ears

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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 27, 2005 at 12:56 am
    im funny
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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 27, 2005 at 12:57 am
    discovery.com is a good site
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    mikbry24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    December 28, 2005 at 9:11 am
    "stop coming up with excuses why u dont know the truth."

    What truth? Apparently, in your world, there is no such thing. Don`t talk out one side of your mouth about there being no God and no Truth and then accuse me of not knowing the truth.....At least start thinking, even if you are not a believer. You would much better represent the Midwestern Teenager by doing so.

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    computergeeq Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 1, 2006 at 11:38 am
    midwestern teen? what the heck r u talking about. dont say believer, i know he doesnt exist. im a non follower is the correct way to say it.
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    mallowman Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    Ok, give me a second here.

    OK. First off, to those of you who don’t believe in Jesus or aren’t religious, get some manners already. Just because you don’t have a religion doesn’t mean you get to be rude.

    To those of you who are Christians, do you really think Jesus wants you to go around insulting everyone? Pay attention to what Jesus said and did, not what your preacher did. Perhaps you’ll learn something.

    To everyone: racism is not acceptable. Get your head out of your butt and don’t base judgment on people because of their race, culture, etc. Yes, Wolf08, I’m, in particular, talking to you.

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    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    shut the fu*ck up you bunch of fags
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:52 am
    comic genius. Id love to meet the guy who made this so i could shake their hand! I swear a little bit of wee came out.
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    ladygem Female 13-17
    34 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    I`m probably going to hell for laughing at this, but this is too darn funny!

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