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Date: 12/20/05 02:51 AM

62 Responses to Politically Correct Christmas Story

  1. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 12:49 am
    Link: Politically Correct Christmas Story - Larry the Cable Guy tells the ``Politically Corrected`` version of ``The Night Before Christmas``
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    MagicMoose Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 1:44 am
    rofl "Holiday Figure was so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be...Holiday Figure"
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    upendy Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 3:06 am
    `twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...all we could hear was some fat guy laughing
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    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 3:08 am
    I think I like Brandy and eggnog more than rum.. Funny but his accent bothers the hell out of me.
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    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 3:12 am
    it was a bit hard to understand what was he saying...but from what i can hear, it`s pretty funny. haha
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    Weasel_Queen Female 13-17
    103 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 3:28 am
    HA! "`Twas the Night Before a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday". Genius.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
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    December 20, 2005 at 3:41 am
    Thats funny right there, I dont care who ya are.

    ~Larry the cable guy~

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    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 3:57 am
    Yea, that was pretty good. Is his accent really all that hard to understand? I dont actually have one like his myself, but I know so many people who do, i dont even knotice it anymore myself.
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    cheesysong23 Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 4:02 am
    That was pretty funny, people make too big of a deal out of x-mas stuff. Santa Clause isn`t even derived from Christian beliefs anyway, he`s derived from the pagaen Father of Time and now he`s a commercial figure. It`s lunacy that so many other people get offended about x-mas having Christian under-tones. I really want tolerence of all religions, but these people don`t have to partake if they don`t want to. Christmas was a Christian holiday, just because annoying coorporations made it commerical doesn`t mean that everyone else should be able to take all the Christian roots out of it. A lot of people who aren`t Christian celebrate Christmas and don`t care about all that crap like my aithiest aunt and cousin for example. Almost all of Japan celebrates Christmas even though less than 10% of them are Christian. But that doesn`t mean we should totally change it.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
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    December 20, 2005 at 4:25 am
    ^^ exactly im not a christian and I celebrate Christmas. Its mainly just about presents anyways :-D

    Git-R-Done

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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 4:51 am
    Take that, self-proclaimed champions of "diversity" and "tolerance!" Achieve absolute tolerance, and witness the utter disappearance of anything left to be tolerant OF!!
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    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:10 am
    It was alright, but his accent was too hard to understand and bothered the hell out of me. Probably because I have a straight-up London accent ...
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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:13 am
    heh, lady of the night.
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 6:14 am
    Oh. I loved every "politically correct" series.
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    frogspawn Female 18-29
    150 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:57 am
    was funny, but why are the audiences on all these things way too OTT?
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    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 8:22 am
    omg omg omg omg omg THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 8:37 am
    I couldn`t undestand most of the things he sayd...
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    Becky2906 Female 18-29
    53 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 9:04 am
    lol that was funny but i didnt find it hilarious
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    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 10:04 am
    Oh, i love larry the cable guy. =] i always loved his `politically correct` stories.

    Git-R-Done

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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 10:14 am
    the blue collar guys usually blow but this was ok
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    badhairbear Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 10:40 am
    amusing, but not outrageously funny as the audience seemed to think..
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    metter Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 11:46 am

    that is my wife....

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    metter Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 11:47 am
    this is a funny site
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    look215 Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 11:47 am
    bah didnt find it funny
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 11:52 am

    that is my wife....

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    dinnerbone Male 13-17
    340 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 12:10 pm
    metter, heres a funnyer site (also true)
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    lol gd 1
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    youth Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    i didn`t watch it all the way through.. the audience annoyed me.
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    atownorg Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2005 at 1:40 pm
    lol
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    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    haha ebaumsworldsucks.com is very funny. I agree with the sentiment, although there are thousands of sites with a similar idea. I-a-b just uses other people`s links doesn`t it? They just make funny interent things easier to find, like a lazy-ass search engine:)
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    budsbd Male 18-29
    26 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    i-a-b doesn`t host things other people did, I guess. nor does it try to hide the source like ebaums world (by erasing the original logo and replacing with theirs)
    but personally i dislike ebaums world.. i prefer i-a-b and gorillamask
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    SirStealAlot Male 13-17
    117 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    yeah gorillamask is the shiot the blogs are great and he trys to make sure his fans stay envolved
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    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    Larry the Cable Guy rules. That was hilarious! GIT_R_DONE!!!!
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    Manafontman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    wow his accent isnt hard to understand... if you live in georgia or alabama you have to understand that accent or you cant talk to most nobody >.>
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    RachaeLOL Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:35 pm
    fu.cking HICKS.

    >:[

    lolololollol

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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 6:55 pm
    HAHAHAHA! That was great!
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    Mafiaborn Male 13-17
    91 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 7:00 pm
    Ebaums world can kiss my skinny ass. I wish somebody would just shoot him already.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 7:20 pm
    RachaelLOL! Go Fu ck Your self!
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    bdcheung Male 18-29
    33 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    git`r done
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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    git-r-done
    heck, i heard his radio shows on the local radio station and actually had some Bill Engvall CD`s before the Blue Collar Comedy Tour even came into existence
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    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 8:40 pm
    Santa Clause used to be green before coca-cola made him red.

    No lie. Look it up.

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    panja Female 18-29
    121 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 8:51 pm
    Kind of funny. Would`ve been funnier if I could understand more than half of what he was saying through that mile-thick accent.
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    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 9:48 pm
    I`m sure its funny, but it will not load for me. I dislike windows media player very much.
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 10:06 pm
    I like Blue Collar Comedy. I own one of Bill Engvall`s cds.
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    tim1977 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 11:28 pm
    Pretty funny, but I got to admit the Blue Collar Comedy guys are getting old like a new radio hit song that you here over & over & over until it just sucks.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 11:30 pm
    Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening. Omg funniest part. Prolly cuz it took me a while to get that. Hahaha! I like this link ^_~
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 11:35 pm
    What? His accent is really easy to understand! And I`m not even from USA!
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    mr_genius Male 18-29
    209 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 12:05 am
    i could understand everything he said
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    thanna Male 18-29
    254 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 12:58 am
    it`s git-r-DUN

    jeez, get it right. and it wasn`t hard to understand at all, maybe your computer speakers are crappy or something cause i got the whole thing. and it WAS hilarious

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 4:27 am
    git-r-dun
    Dinnerbone- that was fargin funny
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    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 6:10 am
    It wasnt that great, sure it was funny but the audience were going crazy
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    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 8:01 am
    it was pretty funny
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    December 21, 2005 at 8:48 am
    Moderately funny, but American audiences seem to go absolutely nuts over stuff, its hilarious.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    BigBonny - you should see "Showtime at the Apollo" if you REALLY want to see audiences going nuts over stuff!
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    I cant believe that guy said that infront of like, 4 year olds!
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    Roduku Male 50-59
    452 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    That is so old it has mold. It`s been on TV probably 100 times in the past year. Not even worth the effort to watch.
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    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 4:45 pm
    That was pretty funny - the best bit was "lady of the night! lady of the night! lady of the night!
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    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    December 23, 2005 at 1:35 am
    Making fun of political correctness in today`s society is awsome!
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    April 8, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    Tuesday, December 20, 2005 6:34:22 PM
    wow his accent isnt hard to understand... if you live in georgia or alabama you have to understand that accent or you cant talk to most nobody >.>

    Don`t forget ol` Tennessee!

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    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    November 16, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    twas the night before a non-denominational winter holiday...lady of the night, lady of the night, lady of the night...haha clever stuff
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    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    November 16, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    *edit lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening...still funny :D i`ll go see holiday figure about my non-denominational winter holiday list and shut up now.
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    Avemtilla Female 13-17
    105 posts
    November 24, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Ahhhh, now. If only that wasn`t true. Sigh. Very funny, very true. boo who. Next thing you know, they`ll censor dr. Suse

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