Fun with the Hypnotist

Submitted by: acjacobson 11 years ago in Funny
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See what these people do while hypnotised - NSFW - but tame.
There are 75 comments:
Male 210
Wait... You guys think this is real?
Wow.
Why were they having sex with all their clothes on?
He never said that they were already naked.
If this were real he would have had to be WAY more specific.
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Male 11
what the heck?
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Female 211
omg some of them got right into that !!!
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Female 264
upendy: amen, amen i was hesitating to hit the stop button cause i was afraid they were gonna start stripping, but then i realized, they`re hypnotized, they already think they`re naked in bed with a chair - which is weird enough as it is - so why would they start stripping, if they don`t have any clothes on to strip??

Unless they started stripping their skin X-(

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Female 993
Haha, this is probably real. They had one of these guys at my high school prom once--quite interesting. It took him a while to get a few selected students into a calm state of mind, especially with all of the background noises. Once most of them were in this state of mind, though, things got hilarious! :-)
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Female 139
NSFW=NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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Female 228
i cant believe that`s real....
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Male 725
That was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen in my life. Can I please have that two minutes of my life back now?
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Male 30
fake, wrong, and no one took off their clothes! :-(
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Female 496
that has GOT 2 b rehearsed
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Female 126
That was..... Cute......
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Male 737
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullsh*t
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Male 1,066
WHATZE??!?!
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Male 334
freud was right lol
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Female 1,211
at least they kept their clothes on
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Male 528
Ridiculous, come on people.
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Male 1,420
gah, people, were not saying hypnosis is fake, were saying thia is fake. if your going to hypnotize someone into doing something, at least hypnotize them, and dont ust make funny noises.
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Male 42
It`d be hilarious if this was done with nuns and clergy...
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Male 244
Hypnotise me? u cant!

um y not have the whole site not safe for work (NSFW shouldnt that be NSW?)

you are suposed to be working, slackers

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Male 2,486
It`s not fake.. I went to one in Vegas where they had several people play invisible instruments like they were in an orchestra, it wasn`t staged because my mom got randomly chosen, and we`ve never been there before, she`d make a good sax player from the looks of it.
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Female 231
Actually they do teach people how to do hypnosis. You can learn it for therapy purposes.
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Male 28
The human mind is uncontrollable by anything except itself, but it has been susceptible to suggestion since the beginning of time.
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Male 28
Here`s the deal, my friends. This is most obviously fake. Hypnotism is quite real, but this is NOT a good example of it.

Hypnotism is simply lowering your minds wavelength rate to that of when you are sleeping. The only thing this does is open your mind to suggestions. It is, thus, very useful for getting over fears and stopping bad habits.

You must be completely relaxed to be Hypnotized, and you will NEVER do anything you wouldn`t willingly do under normal circumstances. The trick is to use a nice dull voice and to repeat about how relaxed the subject feels before you imput the suggestions.

I stopped watching after 20 seconds because that loud noise he made would snap anybody out of hypnosis.

During hypnosis, one is completely aware of what they are doing at all times, and cannot be made to do anything beyond their will. They close their eyes and it is best if they are only concious of themselves and their operator.

In other words, this is absolute crap.

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Male 1,420
"Well obviously they arent going to put "HEY GUYS, THIS IS HOW YOU HYPNOTIZE SOMEBODY!!!11" dumbass."
well, im not saying theyre going to, but the video doesnt show anything. if i saw more of the video, or the guy do it in real life, it might be more credible. i know hes not going to tech people how to do it, but if all he does is make funny noise with his mouth, i really cant belive theyre hipnotized.
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Male 459
I wonder how many little kids got their first hard on from this? i know i did....
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Female 329
I don`t think that was funny...
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Female 280
not fake.....oddly funny...in a creepy disturbing sort of way
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Male 211
oooooooooooooooo sexy lol jk
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Female 4
this is how it generally works. they have a bunch of people come on stage, the hypnotist does his thing. some people go under, some don`t. they keep the ones that are under. this act was probably at a least an hour into the show. as the show goes on the hypnotist brings the people deeper and deeper into the trance. Meer power of suggestion on people who are hypnotized works like a drug; they tend to lose their inhabitions. if you get a chance, go see Jay Medicinehat, he is by far the best that i have seen, and so very amusing.
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Female 60
-1 posts, acjacobson? lmao...
ill just pretend i didnt see this...
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Male 160
yea rite that is bs
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Male 542
^agreeing with aftershock^ ive seen a real hypnotist at work at my uni and its fascinating and very funny at the same time! this is a pretty funny clip!
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Male 54
Well obviously they arent going to put "HEY GUYS, THIS IS HOW YOU HYPNOTIZE SOMEBODY!!!11" dumbass. These people learned how to hypnotize people themselves. That`s why you don`t see any books called "Hypnotism for dummies" or anything like that. Ignorant fool.
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Male 1,420
do i belive hypnotism is possible? maybe. show me HOW it happens, exactly what you do, and i will belive it. but untill someone shows me a way to truly remove their inhibitions without any drugs or anything like that, i wont belive.
so i belive this was hypnotism? no. making a PSHHHH noise and waving your arms around wont hypnotize someone. i only see part of the video, and untill i someone do something to hypnotize them i wont belive it.
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Female 184
I didn`t think it was funny.
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAH I`VE HAD FRIENDS GONE UNDER AND AFTER THEY WERE LIKE OMG I DID THAT?? I DON`T REMEMBER DOING THAT!! AFTER WATCHING THEMSELVES ON TAPE. THE MIND IS PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF. THOSE WHO DON`T BELIEVE IT SHOULD GET A PRO HYPNO TO PROVE THEM WRONG, INSTEAD OF BLABBERING.
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Female 1,403
I`l totally tape my hypnotism sessions! Probably won`t be as entertaining.
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Female 585
I saw this on Kontraband.
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Female 476
lol my best friend volenteered to be hyptnotized
funnyfunny.
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Male 10
Funny - but obviously fake.
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Male 390
did you see that guy in the white shirt in the bottom right corner? awww...bless him, like a lil rabit :-)
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Female 5
I love how people are always so quick to jump to "Its fake LuLz" Hypnotism is quite real. How`bout doing some research before jumping on the "fake" wagon....
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Female 101
that was so funny but had to be so embarrassing for them

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Male 305
uh, i think thats pretty apparent that was staged
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Male 733
now imagine how we could use that for private use?...;-)
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Male 18
ok, I have participated in a public hypnosis show, and it is real, the thing is, a lot of the time you can`t even remember what happened in fact I had a friend who for some reason couldn`t even see himself doing the stuff on the video.

I didn`t have to &*&* a chair, but I`ve been told since then it was some pretty embaressing stuff. But I would do it again in a heartbeat

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Female 1,403
Oh great- I`m getting hypnotised soon for anxiety attacks. I`ll try not to hump a chair. Ew.
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Female 1,603
Haha eww!

I would sue if I was one of those people and I hadn`t signed a contract. I would sue for pain and suffering since it`s on the net now!

Anyways, we had a hypnotist come in and try to hypnotise a member of our class last year but nothing happened. He just said it made him kind of tired. The hypnotist was trying to make him write the alphabet backwards but he couldn`t do it.

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Male 45
LOL, you`d have to be seriusly gullible to believe that was real
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Female 748
oh dear... LOL
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Male 166
NSFW = Not Safe For Work (or Wife...sometimes, I guess.)
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Male 390
wtf is NSFW??!??!!? some1 tell me!
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Male 630
Hypnotysm only releases your inhibitions. It is much the same as being drunk, or high. All he is doing, is using systematic procedure to make a certain area of their brain shut down from over-working it.

This is how all hypnotism works...this is a real clip. But, the people here are not doing anything that they themselves do not want to do.

Well, at least stuff that they wouldnt do without being intoxicated.

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Male 531
lmao that was funny
i want to do that now
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Male 2,486
why would it be illigal misscutieroo? its not hurting anyone or anything, and its compltely voulentary. Plus you get yourself a nice peice of chair action.
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Female 1,944
omg i am so glad that wasnt the public hypnotist i went to!! that has to be illegal
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Female 406
thats so cruel...i wonder if its real, it musta been, not that mant ppl would do that publicly..
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Male 32
This is real:P Icelandic people who wanted to be hypnotized whent up there and... you can see the rest:P
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Male 274
stupid reposts... yup sum one had to say it...
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Male 20
i wonder what they do to the ppl that recorded it and put it on the internet.....
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Male 2,050
that one chick in the green shirt sure was riding that chair. ;-()
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Male 270
I seriously hope you dont think that was real....That is the stupidest shyt ive ever seen
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Male 914
that was fake
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Female 1,972
i agree-meh
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Male 2,519
It was titled "Hypnotizing Orgasm" on metacafe.
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Male 145
meh, t`was funny

i hate people who talk leik dat on da internet adn stfuu it is fooking stupid XD

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Male 2,567
lolz ..
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Male 2,600
I wouldn`t mind being hypnotized, even if it meant it had to take place in public. The trick is to get a professional hypnotizer who won`t exploit you for cheap frills.
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Male 731
What the... Now that was weird. But funny. :)
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Female 158
It`s worse `cause it`s on the internet.
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Female 124
ROFL... poor people!! must be pretty humiliating seeing urself like dat... i wonder if they have seen demselves like dat!! HAHAHAHA!
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Female 2,244
That`s so wrong. It has to be so humiliating.
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Female 179
Who the hell is still so stupid to be publicly hypnotised?
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Male 24
omglolwtfbbq!

First post, omgwtf!?!?!111 hahahah

This is a crap.

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Male 148
Link: Fun with the Hypnotist [Rate Link] - See what these people do while hypnotised - NSFW - but tame.

See what these people do while hypnotised

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