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Date: 12/14/05 02:35 AM

75 Responses to Fun with the Hypnotist

  1. Profile photo of acjacobson
    acjacobson Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2005 at 11:58 pm
    Link: Fun with the Hypnotist - See what these people do while hypnotised - NSFW - but tame.

    See what these people do while hypnotised

  2. Profile photo of UberRoxor
    UberRoxor Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2005 at 11:59 pm
    omglolwtfbbq!

    First post, omgwtf!?!?!111 hahahah

    This is a crap.

  3. Profile photo of RedFizzy
    RedFizzy Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 2:45 am
    Who the hell is still so stupid to be publicly hypnotised?
  4. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 2:54 am
    That`s so wrong. It has to be so humiliating.
  5. Profile photo of punkitonic
    punkitonic Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:10 am
    ROFL... poor people!! must be pretty humiliating seeing urself like dat... i wonder if they have seen demselves like dat!! HAHAHAHA!
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    IhatePAUL Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:16 am
    It`s worse `cause it`s on the internet.
  7. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:22 am
    What the... Now that was weird. But funny. :)
  8. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:38 am
    I wouldn`t mind being hypnotized, even if it meant it had to take place in public. The trick is to get a professional hypnotizer who won`t exploit you for cheap frills.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 5:44 am
    lolz ..
  10. Profile photo of tezzanator
    tezzanator Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:08 am
    meh, t`was funny

    i hate people who talk leik dat on da internet adn stfuu it is fooking stupid XD

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    YouG Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:31 am
    It was titled "Hypnotizing Orgasm" on metacafe.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:32 am
    i agree-meh
  13. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
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    December 14, 2005 at 9:13 am
    that was fake
  14. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 9:51 am
    I seriously hope you dont think that was real....That is the stupidest shyt ive ever seen
  15. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:29 am
    that one chick in the green shirt sure was riding that chair. ;-()
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    shadowhawk1 Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:50 am
    i wonder what they do to the ppl that recorded it and put it on the internet.....
  17. Profile photo of foxslayer
    foxslayer Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 11:08 am
    stupid reposts... yup sum one had to say it...
  18. Profile photo of addipaddi
    addipaddi Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 12:05 pm
    This is real:P Icelandic people who wanted to be hypnotized whent up there and... you can see the rest:P
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    squee13 Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 12:26 pm
    thats so cruel...i wonder if its real, it musta been, not that mant ppl would do that publicly..
  20. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    omg i am so glad that wasnt the public hypnotist i went to!! that has to be illegal
  21. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    why would it be illigal misscutieroo? its not hurting anyone or anything, and its compltely voulentary. Plus you get yourself a nice peice of chair action.
  22. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    lmao that was funny
    i want to do that now
  23. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:40 pm
    Hypnotysm only releases your inhibitions. It is much the same as being drunk, or high. All he is doing, is using systematic procedure to make a certain area of their brain shut down from over-working it.

    This is how all hypnotism works...this is a real clip. But, the people here are not doing anything that they themselves do not want to do.

    Well, at least stuff that they wouldnt do without being intoxicated.

  24. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:45 pm
    wtf is NSFW??!??!!? some1 tell me!
  25. Profile photo of mcgrathk1
    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:50 pm
    NSFW = Not Safe For Work (or Wife...sometimes, I guess.)
  26. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 1:53 pm
    oh dear... LOL
  27. Profile photo of Iam_annoying
    Iam_annoying Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    LOL, you`d have to be seriusly gullible to believe that was real
  28. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 2:34 pm
    Haha eww!

    I would sue if I was one of those people and I hadn`t signed a contract. I would sue for pain and suffering since it`s on the net now!

    Anyways, we had a hypnotist come in and try to hypnotise a member of our class last year but nothing happened. He just said it made him kind of tired. The hypnotist was trying to make him write the alphabet backwards but he couldn`t do it.

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    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 2:50 pm
    Oh great- I`m getting hypnotised soon for anxiety attacks. I`ll try not to hump a chair. Ew.
  30. Profile photo of toastopia
    toastopia Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    ok, I have participated in a public hypnosis show, and it is real, the thing is, a lot of the time you can`t even remember what happened in fact I had a friend who for some reason couldn`t even see himself doing the stuff on the video.

    I didn`t have to &*&* a chair, but I`ve been told since then it was some pretty embaressing stuff. But I would do it again in a heartbeat

  31. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:36 pm
    now imagine how we could use that for private use?...;-)
  32. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    uh, i think thats pretty apparent that was staged
  33. Profile photo of nambratha
    nambratha Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    that was so funny but had to be so embarrassing for them

  34. Profile photo of sorrowsfemme
    sorrowsfemme Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    I love how people are always so quick to jump to "Its fake LuLz" Hypnotism is quite real. How`bout doing some research before jumping on the "fake" wagon....
  35. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 4:03 pm
    did you see that guy in the white shirt in the bottom right corner? awww...bless him, like a lil rabit :-)
  36. Profile photo of wHiTeBeArS
    wHiTeBeArS Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 4:08 pm
    Funny - but obviously fake.
  37. Profile photo of peppyprep
    peppyprep Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    lol my best friend volenteered to be hyptnotized
    funnyfunny.
  38. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    December 14, 2005 at 5:12 pm
    I saw this on Kontraband.
  39. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    I`l totally tape my hypnotism sessions! Probably won`t be as entertaining.
  40. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 5:24 pm
    HAHAHAH I`VE HAD FRIENDS GONE UNDER AND AFTER THEY WERE LIKE OMG I DID THAT?? I DON`T REMEMBER DOING THAT!! AFTER WATCHING THEMSELVES ON TAPE. THE MIND IS PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF. THOSE WHO DON`T BELIEVE IT SHOULD GET A PRO HYPNO TO PROVE THEM WRONG, INSTEAD OF BLABBERING.
  41. Profile photo of Aneurysm
    Aneurysm Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 5:26 pm
    I didn`t think it was funny.
  42. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 5:39 pm
    do i belive hypnotism is possible? maybe. show me HOW it happens, exactly what you do, and i will belive it. but untill someone shows me a way to truly remove their inhibitions without any drugs or anything like that, i wont belive.
    so i belive this was hypnotism? no. making a PSHHHH noise and waving your arms around wont hypnotize someone. i only see part of the video, and untill i someone do something to hypnotize them i wont belive it.
  43. Profile photo of rocko213
    rocko213 Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:04 pm
    Well obviously they arent going to put "HEY GUYS, THIS IS HOW YOU HYPNOTIZE SOMEBODY!!!11" dumbass. These people learned how to hypnotize people themselves. That`s why you don`t see any books called "Hypnotism for dummies" or anything like that. Ignorant fool.
  44. Profile photo of mockstar_mat
    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:25 pm
    ^agreeing with aftershock^ ive seen a real hypnotist at work at my uni and its fascinating and very funny at the same time! this is a pretty funny clip!
  45. Profile photo of RexGrossman
    RexGrossman Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    yea rite that is bs
  46. Profile photo of the_kari
    the_kari Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    -1 posts, acjacobson? lmao...
    ill just pretend i didnt see this...
  47. Profile photo of CynRose
    CynRose Female 40-49
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    December 14, 2005 at 8:33 pm
    this is how it generally works. they have a bunch of people come on stage, the hypnotist does his thing. some people go under, some don`t. they keep the ones that are under. this act was probably at a least an hour into the show. as the show goes on the hypnotist brings the people deeper and deeper into the trance. Meer power of suggestion on people who are hypnotized works like a drug; they tend to lose their inhabitions. if you get a chance, go see Jay Medicinehat, he is by far the best that i have seen, and so very amusing.
  48. Profile photo of CASSEROLE
    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 8:42 pm
    oooooooooooooooo sexy lol jk
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    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 8:55 pm
    not fake.....oddly funny...in a creepy disturbing sort of way
  50. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 9:55 pm
    I don`t think that was funny...
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    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 9:57 pm
    I wonder how many little kids got their first hard on from this? i know i did....
  52. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    "Well obviously they arent going to put "HEY GUYS, THIS IS HOW YOU HYPNOTIZE SOMEBODY!!!11" dumbass."
    well, im not saying theyre going to, but the video doesnt show anything. if i saw more of the video, or the guy do it in real life, it might be more credible. i know hes not going to tech people how to do it, but if all he does is make funny noise with his mouth, i really cant belive theyre hipnotized.
  53. Profile photo of Wulfric
    Wulfric Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    Here`s the deal, my friends. This is most obviously fake. Hypnotism is quite real, but this is NOT a good example of it.

    Hypnotism is simply lowering your minds wavelength rate to that of when you are sleeping. The only thing this does is open your mind to suggestions. It is, thus, very useful for getting over fears and stopping bad habits.

    You must be completely relaxed to be Hypnotized, and you will NEVER do anything you wouldn`t willingly do under normal circumstances. The trick is to use a nice dull voice and to repeat about how relaxed the subject feels before you imput the suggestions.

    I stopped watching after 20 seconds because that loud noise he made would snap anybody out of hypnosis.

    During hypnosis, one is completely aware of what they are doing at all times, and cannot be made to do anything beyond their will. They close their eyes and it is best if they are only concious of themselves and their operator.

    In other words, this is absolute crap.

  54. Profile photo of Wulfric
    Wulfric Male 13-17
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:24 pm
    The human mind is uncontrollable by anything except itself, but it has been susceptible to suggestion since the beginning of time.
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    hd42slt Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 10:50 pm
    Actually they do teach people how to do hypnosis. You can learn it for therapy purposes.
  56. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2005 at 11:39 pm
    It`s not fake.. I went to one in Vegas where they had several people play invisible instruments like they were in an orchestra, it wasn`t staged because my mom got randomly chosen, and we`ve never been there before, she`d make a good sax player from the looks of it.
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    wolf08 Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2005 at 12:28 am
    Hypnotise me? u cant!

    um y not have the whole site not safe for work (NSFW shouldnt that be NSW?)

    you are suposed to be working, slackers

  58. Profile photo of BeanPenis
    BeanPenis Male 30-39
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    December 15, 2005 at 5:15 am
    It`d be hilarious if this was done with nuns and clergy...
  59. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2005 at 8:40 am
    gah, people, were not saying hypnosis is fake, were saying thia is fake. if your going to hypnotize someone into doing something, at least hypnotize them, and dont ust make funny noises.
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2005 at 3:24 pm
    Ridiculous, come on people.
  61. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
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    December 15, 2005 at 11:05 pm
    at least they kept their clothes on
  62. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2005 at 11:11 pm
    freud was right lol
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
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    December 15, 2005 at 11:13 pm
    WHATZE??!?!
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
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    December 15, 2005 at 11:19 pm
    buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullsh*t
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    mysocks Female 13-17
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    December 16, 2005 at 12:56 am
    That was..... Cute......
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    glitter bitc Female 13-17
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    December 16, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    that has GOT 2 b rehearsed
  67. Profile photo of WHOYOHO
    WHOYOHO Male 13-17
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    December 18, 2005 at 8:40 am
    fake, wrong, and no one took off their clothes! :-(
  68. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2005 at 1:28 am
    That was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen in my life. Can I please have that two minutes of my life back now?
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    metallicblue Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2005 at 5:40 am
    i cant believe that`s real....
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    briannabloom Female 13-17
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    December 19, 2005 at 1:20 pm
    NSFW=NOT SAFE FOR WORK
    0__________o
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    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2005 at 12:18 am
    Haha, this is probably real. They had one of these guys at my high school prom once--quite interesting. It took him a while to get a few selected students into a calm state of mind, especially with all of the background noises. Once most of them were in this state of mind, though, things got hilarious! :-)
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    damurfdog Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2005 at 10:56 am
    upendy: amen, amen i was hesitating to hit the stop button cause i was afraid they were gonna start stripping, but then i realized, they`re hypnotized, they already think they`re naked in bed with a chair - which is weird enough as it is - so why would they start stripping, if they don`t have any clothes on to strip??

    Unless they started stripping their skin X-(

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    x-walshie-x Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 9:51 am
    omg some of them got right into that !!!
  74. Profile photo of AJP
    AJP Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    what the heck?
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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
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    January 1, 2009 at 1:42 am
    Wait... You guys think this is real?
    Wow.
    Why were they having sex with all their clothes on?
    He never said that they were already naked.
    If this were real he would have had to be WAY more specific.

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