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Date: 12/03/05 02:34 AM

46 Responses to Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now

  1. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:17 pm
    Link: Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now - The music video.
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    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:48 pm
    Meh... it won`t load for me :-(
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    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:49 pm
    Oooo wait it`s thinking about it...
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    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    December 2, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    Nope... damn sounded awesome too
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    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 2:53 am
    Good lyrics :-P, but because I hate coldplay, i had no desire to listen to it for more than half a minute.
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    sevren Male 30-39
    30 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 3:38 am
    if they sounded like coldplay, this song would be 10,000 times better, and I`m not a coldplay fan (other than their first album).
    anyhow, coldplay sounds like U2 now.
    if you like coldplay, you should be listening to elbow instead... or go back to the source: radiohead & jeff buckley.
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 7:55 am
    can`t b bothered to wait for it to load. but on the subject, when i first heard "fix you" i thought it was radiohead
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 8:20 am
    ...Haha. i just can`t control my laughter.
  9. Profile photo of DeadlyDream
    DeadlyDream Female 13-17
    69 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 9:08 am
    Nope..... Still... It`s true though
  10. Profile photo of Fairy_Nuff
    Fairy_Nuff Female 50-59
    11 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 9:14 am
    It loaded just fine for me!
    Bloody Brilliant!!!! }-)
    Thought it was every bit as good as a Coldplay melody and Mike Benn has a much better voice than Chris Martin!
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    jennifer_mon Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 3, 2005 at 9:44 am
    or does cold play sound like everything?!
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 10:36 am
    I love Coldplay...But that was hilarious. xD "This could be Embrace, Keane or Snow Pa-troool.." I hate all those bands. Especially Keane.
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 10:59 am
    I don`t listen to music and I found it funny. Yesterday it was on Paramount Comedy 1.
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 11:33 am
    Got the video, the chords, and all the gestures down, but didn`t quite get the voice. Maybe if he sang the whole song in falsetto he would get it perfect.

    And I hate people who think Coldplay is better than Radiohead.

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 11:37 am
    I-am-bored strikes again , "bandwith exceeded"
  16. Profile photo of GonazGirl
    GonazGirl Female 13-17
    8 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 11:42 am
    yup... bandwith exceeded!
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 12:11 pm
    Bloody bandwidth. Ah well, I`m sure it wasn`t that good.
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 2:12 pm
    DAMN YOU BANDWIDTH!!!
  19. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 3:01 pm
    Eh...i dislike coldplay because they are overpraised..
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    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    my bandwith lacks labeto..
  21. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 3:49 pm
    Bandwith exceded? I do`t think so love!
  22. Profile photo of Aneurysm
    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    Coldplay is hideously overrated.
  23. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    I couldn`t listen/watched/read it or whatever!!!
  24. Profile photo of 1880
    1880 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    yea. i cant see it either. but what bothers me about this is that coldplay is actually one of the more original bands out there. not that they actually are, but I`d rather see more coldplay copycats than linkin park or nirvana copycats which are EVERYWHERE.
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    Chelsea_99 Female 13-17
    69 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 6:10 pm
    Bandwidth exceeded. I don`t like Coldplay anyway.
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    Ledatru Male 18-29
    55 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 8:40 pm
    http://www.everythingsoundslikecoldplayn... has it. i searched for it on Google. it`s a music video. its cool
  27. Profile photo of Baps
    Baps Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    Thats the most unfunny thing I`ve seen on this site.
  28. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 11:22 pm
    The thing is....THEY SOUND NOTHING LIKE COLDPLAY.

    SO WHERE`S THE JOKE? OR IS THE IRONY SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

    Pah, I don`t care.

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    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 12:44 am
    Coldplay sucks... what the hell kind of name is apple... idiots
  30. Profile photo of GonazGirl
    GonazGirl Female 13-17
    8 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 6:50 am
    grrr, bandwith exceeded AGAIN!
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 7:19 am
    That`s on Paramount Comedy Channel here in the UK at least once a night.
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 8:40 am
    I don`t like coldplay so i don`t give a crap about the bandwith
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    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 10:45 am
    :-S
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 11:44 am
    Normally I like pretty much any music, but I really can`t see the supposed brilliance in Coldplay. Overrated, Overhyped, All three albums sound the same and Chris Martin can`t sing.

    Oh yeah `Bandwidth Exceeded`

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    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 7:23 pm
    Nature of the music industry now is to find a hundred and one acts that sound exactly the same as some new breakthrough band. Easy listening is the trend in the UK at the mo with Jack Johnson and co. though the first person to come through escapes me, just like all the dull samey music.
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    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 8:22 pm
    o ya
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    bec_c Female 13-17
    48 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 1:14 am
    I agree with Manicstovie, all their songs sound the same and Chris really can`t sing. Never been a big fan of their stuff, didn`t like this song.

    The End

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    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 2:14 am
    wow, so many coldplay haters...well,f.uck this song, coldplay=brilliant. saw them in sept, seeing them in march twice. eff you all, they are incredible
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    ruffnerr Male 30-39
    74 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 10:36 am
    I enjoyed the video. I enjoy Coldplay as well. Don`t really think that `Everyone` sounds like Coldplay now, but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :)
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    foxslayer Male 18-29
    274 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 11:40 am
    man didnt laod....
  41. Profile photo of foxslayer
    foxslayer Male 18-29
    274 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 11:43 am
    cold play sucks me ball sack now what u guys gotta listen to is sum origanal old style punk nofx or sum techno like darude or happy hardcore or sumtin lol orrrr songs that i have the r 1 hour long which r club mixes of all songs pretty much blended tpgether most of the time it sounds awsome exept when they cut out a song u like for one u dont....
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    foxslayer Male 18-29
    274 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 11:46 am
    NOFX IS GOD DAMIT LISTEN TO THEM!!! never see nofx on the internet like u see all the crapy bands u gotta look and u gotta be a fan to know the poo yo
    i heard one song and got hooked hehehe my vagina:P
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    Widowspeak3 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    on the first page of comments, 1880 said there are too many bands like nirvana. WHAT THE FU CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? theyre like the most original thing out there. name one fu.ckhead
  44. Profile photo of Shickawow
    Shickawow Female 13-17
    88 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    I love Coldplay. I think the song would`ve been better if it had SOUNDED like Coldplay or Keane or Snow Patrol. (For the record, I love Keane too.) I have no problem with people making fun of Coldplay. I just think I would have gotten more of a kick out of it if the lead singer had at least attempted to sing like Chris Martin... he`s got the dance and music video tendencies down. Now he needs to work on that sound. Hehe.
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    place-me Female 18-29
    52 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    Mitch Benn is awesome! i saw him live the other day, he`s so bloody funny! coldplay do kinda suck and any impression of whiny sleepy singing all on one note sounds like them to me, i think possibly my hearing has adapted to save me the pain of listening. possibly. but hey, Mitch Benn`s impression of James Blunt`s "music" has to be seen, brilliant man. i have to admit, i`m a sucker for comedians...

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