Dumbthings

Submitted by: 134 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.dumbthings.com/

All the dumb things people say and do. Makes me feel smart!
There are 35 comments:
Male 49
I seriously doubt that`s true, especially the salad tongs.
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Female 171
"A man in Taormina, Italy was hospitalized after swallowing 46 teaspoons, 2 cigarette lighters, and a pair of salad tongs."

I think the word for this is... hmm.. oh yeah, `DUMBASS`

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Female 357
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film`s depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.
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Female 139
lol my turtles are the awesomist!!!!
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Female 1,652
wow...um...yeah....wow
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Female 879
I liked the one where the hunter shot a deer and it fell of the ledge and crushed him. Heh heh heh
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Male 371
im sure the one about people getting on the bus that crashed in St. Louis and claiming they were hurt its probably true we have lots of cheapass scammers
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Female 8
he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.
ummm wouldn`t she die if he beat her with a freaking ax? i only read to like the pig part then i got bored...er
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Male 2,600
To this day I have been unable to locate my brain.
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Male 279
oh yea he would be able to feel it--lol and why would you do an x-ray to find your brain? thats for metals (calcium).. oh wait that was coming from the guy... well anyways that was an obvious make up
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Male 279
99 percent of that stuff is bullcrap... "In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead, and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill, and stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain."
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Female 85
"(Location Unknown): A young teller was new to the job when she was approached by her first robber. Noticing that the man`s grammar was not the greatest, the teller figured that the would be criminal was slightly slow. She told the robber that he had to have an account to rob a bank. Disappointed, the man left."

Wow...

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Male 2,050
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

hahahahha

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Male 1,586
SNOPES RULES!
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Female 28
This is an absolute hoax.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakene...

Aside from ONE semi-factual item (the pole sitting dude) the rest is all foolishness.

The Urban Legends Reference Site rides again!

:-X Mollena

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Male 1,586
Soon to be added... People who can`t spell and who put stupid animated turtles on their posts.
Take THAT!
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Male 1,348
That was so bad bigoldjeffry that
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Male 1,083
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,” –Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

that one caught my eye. Yes I read throught most of it..... I have no life

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Female 139
YOGURT
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Female 139
o wow... um ok then... SOON TO BE ADDED PPL WHO FRICKEN ARGUE WITH PPL THEY DONT EVEN KNO OVER DUMB CRAP BETTER YET OVER THE INTERNET!!! wow...
feel my turtle wrath!!!
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Male 1,586
No way! I`m a cat-fu(ker!
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Male 594
Sheesh.

We actually have spammers at this forum?

Hey, Eno? Don`t knock it till you try it, biznizzatchee.

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Male 1,586
And what, exactly, is wrong with being a mother-humping, zit-scarred, anal-fingering, zit-picking, pickle-slapping, pillow-biting whore?
Better than being a bulldog-fu(ker.
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Male 594
They forgot one:

"A man on I Am Bored . Com calls himself LordJonathan when actually he is a mother-humping, zit-scarred, anal-fingering, zit-picking, pickle-slapping, pillow-biting whore."

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Female 107
"Officer: What is your D.O.B.?
Criminal: What`s a D.O.B., man?
Officer: When`s your birthday?
Criminal: May 5th
Officer: What year?
Criminal: Every year, man."

Haha awesome!

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Male 2,567
hmmm
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Female 982
Aww, poor people.
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Female 283
first post is old get over it, that was funny i liked the animal protesting one
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Female 113
So much reading for so early in the morning.
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Male 1,348
Soon to be added: people who say first post.
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Male 24
No doubt gleaned from the pages of the national enquirer.
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Female 56
Reminds me of the Darwin Awards =D
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Male 169
interesting...
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Female 56
MY FIRST POST!
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Male 299
Link: Dumbthings [Rate Link] - All the dumb things people say and do. Makes me feel smart!
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