Dress like a Skater

Submitted by: hovalady411 11 years ago in
http://wiki.ehow.com/Dress-Like-a-Skater

More like a poser.
There are 40 comments:
Male 98
this is not funny nor interesting. :bored:
0
Reply
Female 184
why the hell would you even look at such a sily thing? XD
0
Reply
Female 113
All it says is "f uck." How did this get posted on here?
0
Reply
Male 12
get your mind out the gutter you sick TRuck. People like you disgust me. Why don`t you stop thinking about things like that and get your mind on school you anchor on society. I HATE YOU
0
Reply
Female 380
why did it keep saying penis? This "article" made no sense.
0
Reply
Male 89
this. is. disgusting.
get outta here.

you are disgusting, you should be out of here. As for this article I thought it was funny

0
Reply
Female 65
I have a feeling that the article had been edited by the time I got to it... Now it is really short, and doesn`t tell u what you should wear AT ALL. (except for the casual mention of skate shoes.)
0
Reply
Female 29
this. is. disgusting.
get outta here.
0
Reply
Female 349
It`s a joke people. A JOKE! It`s making FUN of posers, not trying to be a serious guide or anything.
0
Reply
Female 260
PLEASE NOTE: This article has been nominated for deletion, with the reason:

"not the best advise"

0
Reply
Female 171
yes.. well.. uh.. *cough* |-X
0
Reply
Male 1,371
dresslike a drunk
0
Reply
Female 90
did you guys read the warning at the bottom? its a joke (thank god.)

"Tighter pants are the better way to go, as they are easy to skate in and show off your huge boy-bulge."

i thought that was pretty funny. I`d love to show off my huge boy bulge.

0
Reply
Male 62
Wow this is about the stupid thing I`ve ever read in my entire life. I want my 2 minutes back.

The kid who wrote this should be shot.

0
Reply
Male 851
oooorrrrrr...you can just fecking skate and forget what you look like
just an idea from old moosey here
I`ll stick with my snowboarding though, thank you
0
Reply
Female 127
it`s for all the `posers` who want to `conform` to skating to look `cool`..
i think it was mainly being sarcastic, though
0
Reply
Male 55
How does childish garbage like this get posted?
0
Reply
Female 727
lol the emo one was funny:"Get the apparel. This apparel is not hard to find. Just go to Sears and pick out some girl jeans that fit you. Also buy a couple of emo shirts, some chucks, and an emo hoody. Most important is the long sleeve undershirt. Remember all your clothes must be skin tight.
Grow your hair out and put on eyeliner. If you are a guy or girl, you must wear Eyeliner. Also, try and cry as much as possible about every little thing that happens to you in your life. A perfect opportunity to cry is when you accidentaly stepped on a bug. That`s all it takes. If you`re a true emo, you will become vegan. "
0
Reply
Female 216
A LOT of skaters rock the tight pants like there`s no tomorrow. Take a look at Tony Trujillo, for one. But tisk tisk, because they wear anything they feel like wearing -- generally. However, as someone who worked in a skate shop, I can tell you that most skate clothing companies who make denim/pants don`t make them "baggy."

As far as skate posers go, let them do as they will. I like them. They help keep companies like Volcom and DVS in business (well, actually, maybe not DVS, but definitely DC.) It`s not like they`re doing anything to you by openly displaying their idiocy.

But whatever. Most of you are all in middle/highschool, and identifying and hating "posers" and various social cliques is a massive part of your life right now.

0
Reply
Male 158
wow, a site to give people on how to look like posers *cough* skateboarders. they just helped 22% of the population of people to be posers. I dismount to the fact that over 80 percent of my school dress like skaters, and only 15% of them acually skate. I ride bmx myself, but i dont see people posing after that sport... THANK GOD. all that we need in bmx is to be drated up my people that smoke crack and start acting emo to look cool and such. Why cant people act right and not be gay with stupid poo.
0
Reply
Female 20
i kind of think they wre just kidding.... yea it`s stupid and u should dress how u want. and the so called "Skaters" that are in my town dont really focus too much on clothes and sh*t like that. they focus more on individuality and what they call "creative control of urself". That`s really what they all call it. because u should be able to express urself ne way u want to. clothes included--that`s what the skaters over here are like ne way. I still think they did this as a joke... to me it was almost making fun of how much people look at appearances. but that`s just what i thought.
0
Reply
Female 69
HAHAHA LOOK! They do have one for being emo! http://wiki.ehow.com/Become-Emo
0
Reply
Female 504
pff "dont go into a shop other skaters wouldnt go into" yes....ok i`ll remember that nxt time i want to compltely DESTROY MY IDENTITY
0
Reply
Female 174
Haha. You can find anything on the internet.. :-?
0
Reply
Female 206
hmmm, this is stupid. really stupid. i didn`t think you had to dress a certain way to skate? my husband skates, and he just dresses how he feels like it. i hate posers.
0
Reply
Female 782
(same to wheezinghost)
0
Reply
Female 782
^ same ^ why cant peope dress how they want?! and plus dont knock etnies!
0
Reply
Female 674
the person who actually does this is a fu<king poser
0
Reply
Female 78
God, I hate labels.
0
Reply
Female 51
tight jeans=emo!! which is bad!
and well skaters take major piss out of emos! quite funneh
lol thats jus retarded
0
Reply
Male 47
great non exluding community he`s got going on there, sounds like everyone looks quite similar not much room for originality. My local skaters seem to be far less restrictive on `membership`
0
Reply
Female 215
They said tight pants...what kind of skater wears tight pants...and it`s definately not easier to skate in tight pants. Tight pants are an emo/prep thing.
0
Reply
Female 219
wow....ummmm...i really dont know what to say but anyone who goes my that is a POSER!!!!!!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Female 982
What the hell? That`s crap. Anyone can dress however they want.
0
Reply
Female 301
I guess some people actually need that much help.
Still lame though.
0
Reply
Female 1,972
Wow, there`s a how to guide for everything
0
Reply
Male 72
its for all those wannabe skaters out there. i prefer surfing
0
Reply
Female 216
What the hell?
0
Reply
Male 2,567
first post
0
Reply
Female 1,262
Link: Dress like a Skater [Rate Link] - More like a poser.
0
Reply