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Date: 11/22/05 02:43 AM

56 Responses to Your Letters To Santa

  1. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 11:21 pm
    Link: Your Letters To Santa - Each one looked after with care!
  2. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:06 am
    Haha. Cool. :-)
  3. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:08 am
    Very funny.
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    loakitty1972 Female 30-39
    162 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:13 am
    Was that the "Naughty" pile, "Nice" pile or "Wealthy Bastards who get whatever they want" pile?
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:51 am
    Thats awful! what happens when kids see this!?!
    And just so ya know LoaKitty, I didnt always get what I wanted, even though I am a daughter of WEALTHY person, and my parents are not bastards.
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:02 am
    gross, but very funny
  7. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:23 am
    TruTexasGirl....relax, take a chill pill. loakitty was havin a joke! get in the festive spirit Girl...plus you can always look forwrd to your HUGE presents form your mega-rich Kin-folk! Sheesh....
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    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:29 am
    I`ve never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it`s all make believe.
    Since I never believed in it, I wasn`t devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off*
    Hehe~ ^^
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:50 am
    Thought it would be funnier, but poop jokes just aren`t that funny to me, they`ve been done too much.
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 5:05 am
    "I`ve never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it`s all make believe.
    Since I never believed in it, I wasn`t devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off* " My parents were the same. Other parents thought they were horrible for not letting us believe in him, but my parents thought it`d be worst to lie to us.
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    foxslayer Male 18-29
    274 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 5:47 am
    that was pretty weak... im sure if santa was real therd be much more letters... woulda been funnier if he had a sac sitting by the craper n thats allways what he used (haha years supply) its be a lil rough tho and ahrd to flush ahahaha and holy poo halifax girl u have hte most posts i have seen like damn... u need a life lmaono not really your my idle i want that many posts... hahahaha
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    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 6:16 am
    :-D That`s awesome. Nothing puts me in such a Christmas spirit as seeing Santa on the crapper.
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    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 7:01 am
    ha HA HA I stop believing in santa when i caught my grand dad under the tree, i was only upset because i wanted to be the granddaughter os santa. LOL
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    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 7:02 am
    Very funny. ha ha.
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 9:01 am
    dear santa,
    im tired of getting the same thing every year. i beg u to give me something brand new this year, as the special shampoo is getting expensive.
    love, francesux
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    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 9:43 am
    lol! too many cookies huh santy?
  17. Profile photo of Thirran
    Thirran Male 18-29
    48 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 10:29 am
    eh... I stoped believing after I wrore to H0H 0H0 for the second time, and I got the exact same reply as I did before "Mrs Clause is busy baking cookies, (etc, etc...)" I realize that had he existed, personally writing out a reply to every letter he recieves would take far too long.... but you`d think he could at least change his message a bit from year to year...
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    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 10:47 am
    ^^^ wow that was smarter than me, i learnt from friends at school... my little brother stil believes in him (age5) but the best christmas was wen he swore he had heard santa on the roof (aaaw it was actually my dad taking down presents in the loft) aaawww hes sweet
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    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 11:28 am
    i didnt believe in him when in year 5, they made us reply to the letters all the pre-schollers wrote to father xmas in english. we had to pretend we where elves writing on behalf santa (lazy sod!) kinda ruined the whole thing for me!
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    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 11:34 am
    uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh u guys! its only november and i still have to do christmas shopping...
  21. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 12:27 pm
    funny!!!!
    and gross

    c & a is a pretty cool store...

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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 12:35 pm
    we used to have c&a over here but they closed all their stores cos nobody shopped in them. maybe we`d all seen this advert
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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 2:25 pm
    Hahahahaha, Santa`s an non-nice individual.
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    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    What do you mean there is no santa claus?
  25. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:34 pm
    Americans like being lied to and lying. Just look at how we got into this war.
  26. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    I`m going to quit leaving him milk and cookies!

    J/k...thought it was funny!!

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    lilannie Female 18-29
    3 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    Oh dear...
    Toilet humor never seems to grow old does it, even when it`s used as a marketing ploy to suggest Santa gets creative when he runs out of toilet paper.
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    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    ^^^^^yep, i don`t think it`s that funny either
  29. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Bobbyo, While everyone has a right to voice their opinion on "the war" what have you done for your country?
  30. Profile photo of KeanuReeves
    KeanuReeves Male 13-17
    138 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    So thats why I never recieved a new toy car for Christmas last year...Santa is a bastard.
  31. Profile photo of puma0204
    puma0204 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 5:49 pm
    LOL, that was cute! I think he used my letter, cry cry cry!!
  32. Profile photo of Kissfreak
    Kissfreak Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 6:09 pm
    no wonder that son of a bitch gave me a yo-yo!!!
  33. Profile photo of Kissfreak
    Kissfreak Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 6:12 pm
    I HAVE A CHISTMAS SONG TO GO ALONG WITH THAT!!!
    (TUNED TO THE THE TUNE OF SILENT NIGHT)

    SILENT FART, SMELLY FART, ALL IS CALM, NOT FOR LONG.....

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 6:41 pm
    Look! Santa is environmentally friendly! Recycling paper like that.
    Bloody hippy, with that beard and all.
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    Mafiaborn Male 13-17
    91 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 7:19 pm
    And those groovy glasses...
    @ fox: i`ve seen somebody on here with 40k posts, also, highest I`ve seen on internet is 150k.
    Beh, not THAT bad
  36. Profile photo of jimbodahobo
    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    WTF why must you people bring politics or religion or something thats gonna start poo in every forum
  37. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 9:58 pm
    Person One: Santa blows, he doesn`t even exist!
    Person Two: Santa is`nt real?
    Person One: ..... Duh......
    Person Two: Dude Wtf.
    Person One: But I do have good news.
    Person Two: SANTA`S REAL!
    Person One: No, but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
  38. Profile photo of blue18
    blue18 Female 18-29
    147 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 10:44 pm
    hey that was a dumb advert wich just shows how the american captalist markets in america are mean enough to ruin the christmas of small kids.
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    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 12:19 am
    lol
  40. Profile photo of loakitty1972
    loakitty1972 Female 30-39
    162 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 1:14 am
    HEHEHEHEHEHE-GEICO, funny
  41. Profile photo of bernisa
    bernisa Female 13-17
    21 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 6:38 am
    that was stupid
  42. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 6:59 am
    i dont mind the joke but jeez i dont think parents will appreciate that.. cant u imagine the lil kids crying
  43. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 9:10 am
    ^^Melxoxo, I got a feeling it was probably one of those ads that never made it to the TV. And then maybe they plated it on one of those TV shows that shows the funniest ads or the most adult ads that never made it to the screen.

    I could be wrong, I don`t really know. But why else would there be people laughing in the background?

  44. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 9:28 am
    Blue18, Screw you and the horse you came in on.
    Who the hell do you think you are anyways? Honstly now, stop trying to sound smart, and start acting smart.
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    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 11:29 am
    omg haha i loves the geico comment i had a gecko named geico..but he died:-( but newayz ya that commercial was stupid

    was the geico one a real commercial? or is it something u just made up? if it was something u just made up turn it into a commercial!!!

  46. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 12:33 pm
    Haha! Funny.
  47. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    November 23, 2005 at 11:22 pm
    I knew it!!!! That old fat son of a ....
  48. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    November 24, 2005 at 7:40 pm
    Dear Santa,
    All I want for Christmas is a life. I used to have one, but it got wasted on I-Am-Bored.com! Also, quit kissing my mommy you fat lard! Don`t think I don`t see you squeezing all those rolls through my chimney...

    From Brandon Parrish:-)

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    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    November 25, 2005 at 9:15 am
    Santa is now ruined. forever.
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    olivka Female 18-29
    34 posts
    November 28, 2005 at 3:29 pm
    cheeky beggar!! Dunno why but he made me think of fat bastard from austin powers?!
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    November 29, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    he he fat bastard... Thats weird. Any way I had know i dea that was gonna happen. I never realy cared for santa in fact i never really remember believing in him. But that was gross. Who cares anyway if it was a christmas list ... I don`t know what I`m talking about...
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    c_me_bliss Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 29, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    that was kinda gay, and gross at the same time. Im not quit sure wat children will think when they see this though. Im geussing thell find it amusing in sime wierd way...
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    squeeze_me Female 13-17
    8 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    very interestingly funny:-)
  54. Profile photo of jlnx13
    jlnx13 Female 13-17
    138 posts
    January 8, 2006 at 3:09 am
    cool, I just watched an old fat guy hop around w/o pants on.
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    your_majesty Male 13-17
    147 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    how was it in any way gay? do only gay people take a shi+ or what? and learn to spell you thick bitch.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    plausible.

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