Your Letters To Santa

Submitted by: Warmcheese 11 years ago Funny
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Each one looked after with care!
There are 56 comments:
Female 1,356
plausible.
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Male 147
how was it in any way gay? do only gay people take a shi+ or what? and learn to spell you thick bitch.
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Female 138
cool, I just watched an old fat guy hop around w/o pants on.
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Female 8
very interestingly funny:-)
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Female 15
that was kinda gay, and gross at the same time. Im not quit sure wat children will think when they see this though. Im geussing thell find it amusing in sime wierd way...
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Female 1,120
he he fat bastard... Thats weird. Any way I had know i dea that was gonna happen. I never realy cared for santa in fact i never really remember believing in him. But that was gross. Who cares anyway if it was a christmas list ... I don`t know what I`m talking about...
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Female 34
cheeky beggar!! Dunno why but he made me think of fat bastard from austin powers?!
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Female 395
Santa is now ruined. forever.
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Male 615
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a life. I used to have one, but it got wasted on I-Am-Bored.com! Also, quit kissing my mommy you fat lard! Don`t think I don`t see you squeezing all those rolls through my chimney...

From Brandon Parrish:-)

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Male 1,521
I knew it!!!! That old fat son of a ....
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Female 830
Haha! Funny.
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Female 219
omg haha i loves the geico comment i had a gecko named geico..but he died:-( but newayz ya that commercial was stupid

was the geico one a real commercial? or is it something u just made up? if it was something u just made up turn it into a commercial!!!

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Male 1,149
Blue18, Screw you and the horse you came in on.
Who the hell do you think you are anyways? Honstly now, stop trying to sound smart, and start acting smart.
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Female 673
^^Melxoxo, I got a feeling it was probably one of those ads that never made it to the TV. And then maybe they plated it on one of those TV shows that shows the funniest ads or the most adult ads that never made it to the screen.

I could be wrong, I don`t really know. But why else would there be people laughing in the background?

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Female 335
i dont mind the joke but jeez i dont think parents will appreciate that.. cant u imagine the lil kids crying
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Female 21
that was stupid
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Female 162
HEHEHEHEHEHE-GEICO, funny
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Male 100
lol
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Female 147
hey that was a dumb advert wich just shows how the american captalist markets in america are mean enough to ruin the christmas of small kids.
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Male 1,149
Person One: Santa blows, he doesn`t even exist!
Person Two: Santa is`nt real?
Person One: ..... Duh......
Person Two: Dude Wtf.
Person One: But I do have good news.
Person Two: SANTA`S REAL!
Person One: No, but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
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Male 371
WTF why must you people bring politics or religion or something thats gonna start poo in every forum
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Male 91
And those groovy glasses...
@ fox: i`ve seen somebody on here with 40k posts, also, highest I`ve seen on internet is 150k.
Beh, not THAT bad
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Male 1,586
Look! Santa is environmentally friendly! Recycling paper like that.
Bloody hippy, with that beard and all.
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Male 144
I HAVE A CHISTMAS SONG TO GO ALONG WITH THAT!!!
(TUNED TO THE THE TUNE OF SILENT NIGHT)

SILENT FART, SMELLY FART, ALL IS CALM, NOT FOR LONG.....

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Male 144
no wonder that son of a bitch gave me a yo-yo!!!
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Female 58
LOL, that was cute! I think he used my letter, cry cry cry!!
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Male 138
So thats why I never recieved a new toy car for Christmas last year...Santa is a bastard.
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Male 608
Bobbyo, While everyone has a right to voice their opinion on "the war" what have you done for your country?
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Female 178
^^^^^yep, i don`t think it`s that funny either
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Female 3
Oh dear...
Toilet humor never seems to grow old does it, even when it`s used as a marketing ploy to suggest Santa gets creative when he runs out of toilet paper.
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Female 252
I`m going to quit leaving him milk and cookies!

J/k...thought it was funny!!

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Male 318
Americans like being lied to and lying. Just look at how we got into this war.
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Female 101
What do you mean there is no santa claus?
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Male 462
Hahahahaha, Santa`s an non-nice individual.
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Female 363
we used to have c&a over here but they closed all their stores cos nobody shopped in them. maybe we`d all seen this advert
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Female 395
funny!!!!
and gross

c & a is a pretty cool store...

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Female 630
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh u guys! its only november and i still have to do christmas shopping...
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Female 406
i didnt believe in him when in year 5, they made us reply to the letters all the pre-schollers wrote to father xmas in english. we had to pretend we where elves writing on behalf santa (lazy sod!) kinda ruined the whole thing for me!
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Female 337
^^^ wow that was smarter than me, i learnt from friends at school... my little brother stil believes in him (age5) but the best christmas was wen he swore he had heard santa on the roof (aaaw it was actually my dad taking down presents in the loft) aaawww hes sweet
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Male 48
eh... I stoped believing after I wrore to H0H 0H0 for the second time, and I got the exact same reply as I did before "Mrs Clause is busy baking cookies, (etc, etc...)" I realize that had he existed, personally writing out a reply to every letter he recieves would take far too long.... but you`d think he could at least change his message a bit from year to year...
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Male 305
lol! too many cookies huh santy?
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Male 396
dear santa,
im tired of getting the same thing every year. i beg u to give me something brand new this year, as the special shampoo is getting expensive.
love, francesux
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Male 221
Very funny. ha ha.
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Female 220
ha HA HA I stop believing in santa when i caught my grand dad under the tree, i was only upset because i wanted to be the granddaughter os santa. LOL
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Male 419
:-D That`s awesome. Nothing puts me in such a Christmas spirit as seeing Santa on the crapper.
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Male 274
that was pretty weak... im sure if santa was real therd be much more letters... woulda been funnier if he had a sac sitting by the craper n thats allways what he used (haha years supply) its be a lil rough tho and ahrd to flush ahahaha and holy poo halifax girl u have hte most posts i have seen like damn... u need a life lmaono not really your my idle i want that many posts... hahahaha
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Female 673
"I`ve never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it`s all make believe.
Since I never believed in it, I wasn`t devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off* " My parents were the same. Other parents thought they were horrible for not letting us believe in him, but my parents thought it`d be worst to lie to us.
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Female 2,244
Thought it would be funnier, but poop jokes just aren`t that funny to me, they`ve been done too much.
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Female 412
I`ve never believed in santa clause, because the first thing my parents told me when i asked was: there is no santa clause, it`s all make believe.
Since I never believed in it, I wasn`t devestated. I just went: okay, *walks off*
Hehe~ ^^
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Male 71
TruTexasGirl....relax, take a chill pill. loakitty was havin a joke! get in the festive spirit Girl...plus you can always look forwrd to your HUGE presents form your mega-rich Kin-folk! Sheesh....
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Male 761
gross, but very funny
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Female 415
Thats awful! what happens when kids see this!?!
And just so ya know LoaKitty, I didnt always get what I wanted, even though I am a daughter of WEALTHY person, and my parents are not bastards.
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Female 162
Was that the "Naughty" pile, "Nice" pile or "Wealthy Bastards who get whatever they want" pile?
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Female 673
Very funny.
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Male 731
Haha. Cool. :-)
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Male 71
Link: Your Letters To Santa [Rate Link] - Each one looked after with care!
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