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Date: 11/10/05 02:29 AM

46 Responses to What Not to Do in Professional Sports

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    Link: What Not to Do in Professional Sports - Great athletic screw-ups.
  2. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 2:35 am
    i kinda expected more....
  3. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 2:51 am
    Only 4? Funny anyway. The first one is really stupid.
  4. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 3:13 am
    Haha. That was so funny. :-D
  5. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 3:35 am
    Needed more. The botched up Moonsault, and the skier jumping into the side of the hill were the best.
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 4:22 am
    not bad but the skier one looked intentional
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    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 4:43 am
    Where`s the guy who yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!"?
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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 5:18 am
    i remember watching the first one live on tv. it was just ridiculously funny at the time. i love the skiing one - thats ace
  9. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 5:34 am
    The best thing about that first one is that the keeper actualy did it again a in a different match. I don`t think they picked him much after that.

    The skiing one looked like fun - if you`re gonna crash into something, make sure it`s 6 foot deep snow.

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    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 7:44 am
    JustMarc....it wasn`t funny!

    Male, 18-29, Europe
    517 Posts Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:13:24 AM
    Haha. That was so funny.

  11. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 8:06 am
    Haha, just gotta love the last one.
  12. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 8:08 am
    Your mommy is not funny.
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    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 8:52 am
    ha lol ^ seen the villa one loads the wrestling one looked painful, skiing one fake, 1 n 2 r good tho, love seein those kinda things makes u realise it can happen to all of us!
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 9:14 am
    i play soccer and i thought if a ball went in by a throw in and no one touched it it wasnt a goal? idk but the skiing one was the best and i think he was saying whoaaa not goal
  15. Profile photo of Can_of_Beans
    Can_of_Beans Female 13-17
    106 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 9:51 am
    Ha ha ha! :-D They kinda bits you miss when u need to go pee!
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 9:51 am
    That wrestler was paralyzed I think. It was in Mexico, I know that for sure.
  17. Profile photo of MandyBee
    MandyBee Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 9:57 am
    That was funny until I read Norris` comment. It did need more though.
  18. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 10:22 am
    "i play soccer and i thought if a ball went in by a throw in and no one touched it it wasnt a goal?"

    First of all it`s not `soccer`, it`s football, and I think they gave the goal because the reaction he gave implied that he`d got a touch on the ball. If he`d just acted as though nothing had happened it wouldn`t have been given.

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    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 10:34 am
    thats funny
    couldve added more...
  20. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 11:23 am
    the snow one made me laugh
  21. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 11:25 am
    Warmcheese
    give him a break. just coz u didnt find it funny doesnt mean nobody else does
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 11:38 am
    what can i say that wild monkeys hasn`t? other than this is generally a friendly website, and we don`t need smart alec comments from someone who disagrees with another persons opinion. Sure, you may have a different opinion, but just keep it to yourself and don`t go making rude and unneccessary comments, especially at someone younger than you.....
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    1017 Female 30-39
    12 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 12:16 pm
    I think warm cheese has a small pecker
  24. Profile photo of mintyboy3000
    mintyboy3000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    Loved the Skier
  25. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 12:48 pm
    What???
  26. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:14 pm
    IDK, that skier one was just a little too Wile. E. Coyote to be for real. No?

    And it`s soccer here, football everywhere else. So what, get over it. bleh

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    110691 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:27 pm
    that dud at the end..... poofffffffffffffffffff
  28. Profile photo of ninja_mut
    ninja_mut Male 18-29
    185 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    Im surprised no one said this yet but....
    meh!

    Oh and yeah i agree with warmcheese it wasn`t funny.

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    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    WARMCHEESE SUCKS!!
  30. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    First of all it`s not `soccer`, it`s football

    I beg to differ. Funny movies, but it was to short

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 2:53 pm
    On 11/10/2005 10:22:50 AM streb wrote: First of all it`s not `soccer`, it`s football.

    I can`t believe there`s yet another idiot trying to pretend that there`s no such word as "soccer" because everyone else around him calls it "football"

    Open up any dictionary (yes, even the OED) and you`ll see a definition for the word "soccer" as that of a game played with 11 players...etc.

  32. Profile photo of oSunShyne1o
    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    Okay people, I think everyone realizes that that particular sport can be described as either soccer or football, get over it.
  33. Profile photo of BigCat8
    BigCat8 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    "That wrestler was paralyzed I think. It was in Mexico, I know that for sure."

    Actually, the injury took place in Japan in the FMW promotion, I believe. Hayabusa, the wrestler who attempted the moonsault, was, in fact, paralyzed after suffering a broken neck.

    It kind of upset me to see it (even though I`ve seen it many times) because it was unexpected, and many people try to avoid seeing it.

    -Matt-

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    kulieo4 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    i was at the soccer match! oh my god... it was beyond the word... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 6:58 pm
    it really did need more
  36. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 7:11 pm
    wow that soccer goal would have made me pretty embarrased
  37. Profile photo of Rikushix
    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    seen this video, but without the wrestling one :) funny anyways.
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    Mofudos Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    "First of all it`s not `soccer`, it`s football, and I think they gave the goal because the reaction he gave implied that he`d got a touch on the ball. If he`d just acted as though nothing had happened it wouldn`t have been given."


    It`s called soccer here in the US, I assume you didn`t know.

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    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    lol the wrestling one looked funny and painful, and btw, streb, in U.S.A we call it soccer, though it shood be called football...
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    Lebuzzle Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    Ouch. thats makes me embarrased for them
  41. Profile photo of seventoes
    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 12:43 am
    ..That wreslter looked painfull...
  42. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 4:36 am
    the hokey one probably didn`t matter because the opposing team had allready pulled there goaly so they were probably down by quite a bit
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    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 8:29 am
    I SWEAR! WARMCHEESE AND JUSTMARC! i don`t know what or how the crap u`re on here, because ur both IMMATURE, IGNORANT, SELFISH, 4-YEAR-OLDS!
    there
    i think i made my point

    u guys really are wasting posts, and starting to pi*s me off

  44. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    November 12, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    1017.... i think warm cheese has NO pecker (maybe a one inch pecker but still)
  45. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 5:57 pm
    Need more.
  46. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 6:45 pm
    the last one put all the other ones to shame

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