Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

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Date: 11/08/05 02:44 AM

76 Responses to Rocking Elmo

  1. Profile photo of danielh
    danielh Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    Link: Rocking Elmo - This is what happens when the Japanese design toys for English kids.
  2. Profile photo of mr_genius
    mr_genius Male 18-29
    209 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:45 am
    haha
  3. Profile photo of RedFizzy
    RedFizzy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:56 am
    Crap on your hand for good crapping fun!
    LMAO!, I want one!
  4. Profile photo of kissthequeen
    kissthequeen Female 13-17
    67 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:57 am
    Pay With Yen Onry Prease
  5. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:00 am
    `tis the rubbery dancing ewlmo
  6. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:07 am
    Haha. Cool. Gimme one!!!
  7. Profile photo of b3ach_bum
    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:17 am
    If you`re happy and you know it crap your hands
  8. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:42 am
    what do u call a japanese woman w/ one leg?
    Irene
  9. Profile photo of LilKelc
    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:56 am
    ^ i dont get that. Hahaha its because they have no l`s i think
  10. Profile photo of boredening
    boredening Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:58 am
    yeah, if you want to say an english word in japanese just replace L`s with R`s and words ending with S replace with SU
  11. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 4:11 am
    Due to the amount of wasted posts it takes to either say "Meh" or "Gay"...how about a combination of the two to save precious bored time? How about "Mey"?
  12. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 4:45 am
    haha engrish is a great thing
  13. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 5:27 am
    Crap your hands, what the hell...Do they mean clap?
  14. Profile photo of numbskull84
    numbskull84 Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:03 am
    wow, you have a quick mind halifax
  15. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:20 am
    Well pardon my french, ass.
  16. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:26 am
    L and R are interchangable in Japanese
  17. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:27 am
    and V is subtituted with B
  18. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:37 am
    This isn`t much of a big deal then.
  19. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:39 am
    bleh
  20. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:33 am
    This is sooooo funny.
  21. Profile photo of sez216
    sez216 Female 13-17
    79 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:38 am
    lol crap your hands guys
  22. Profile photo of LiLBlond3790
    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
    300 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:02 am
    Rook peopre, engrish isn`t arr that difficurt if you rearry try.
  23. Profile photo of Akajune
    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:26 am
    www.engrish.com
  24. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:10 am
    wow, i`m surprised no one has said it yet...

    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!! FAKE!!!!!

    ok, now that`s out of our system let me say... meh.

  25. Profile photo of erikahd
    erikahd Female 30-39
    69 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:14 am
    www.Engrish.com is a VERY funny website. Once you get through the funny products and signs, there is an Engrish users forum in which people deliberately speak Engrish with each other. It can get pretty wild. A good example is the thread containing entries for their last Engrish contest.

    The English language is thought of as a chic design element in Japanese graphics, not necessarily there to be translated or understood. There`s this thing where a product is more fashionable if it has English words on it. The meanings are not as important as the visuals in this sense, and the end product is some fabulously mis-translated phrases. It isn`t just the confusion between the "R`s" and the "L`s." There`s a whole lot of sexual innuendo and just plain weirdness too. www.Engrish.com is highly recommended!

  26. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:37 am
    ajax1829...it`s not "Meh" anymore, the cool word of the day is "Mey"...Didn`t anyone read my earlier post above!?? Rude people. Everyone say it with me now....
  27. Profile photo of DTF
    DTF Female 13-17
    17 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:51 am
    MEY
  28. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:55 am
    NOT THE CRAW, THE CRAW!!!
  29. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:32 am
    oh i aporogize warmcheese-son. me so sorry. i have dishonored famary, must commit honarabrrrrle harry carry.

    me rove u rong time

  30. Profile photo of mychemx666
    mychemx666 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:41 am
    i certainly want to `crap` my hands with elmo now
  31. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:48 am
    japanese womens favorite day?..."erection day"
  32. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:05 am
    You are forgiven my son...go forth and spread the good word on this momentous day...
    Right...so who`s for spraying pigeons with water and smelling their wet undercarraige?
  33. Profile photo of xxINSANITYxx
    xxINSANITYxx Female 13-17
    115 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:16 am
    god arr those rrrrr`s make everone sound like scooby doo.
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:23 am
    I had no idea that halifax has a French ass. No further comments from here.
  35. Profile photo of oswaldmooop
    oswaldmooop Male 30-39
    38 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:30 am
    That was a good raff. Now if you will excuse me I am getting into my Cadarack and going for a lide
  36. Profile photo of Warmcheese
    Warmcheese Male 30-39
    71 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:33 am
    Mey
  37. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:06 pm
    if your happy and you know it crap your hands *ptfffffff* ptfffffffffff*
  38. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    Haha. Crap.
  39. Profile photo of crazycrkhead
    crazycrkhead Male 13-17
    47 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:13 pm
    lmao!!!
  40. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:20 pm
    It doesn`t look like the "crap your hands" was originally there - definitely looks like it was photoshopped.
  41. Profile photo of Ribs
    Ribs Male 18-29
    45 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:55 pm
    I bet that there is at least one retard among us posting about how lol-funny this is who has a stupid Japanese character tattooed on this shoulder that he thinks means "strong like bull" but really reads "gigantic cow". Yeah, you know who you are.
  42. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:45 pm
    Remember kids, crapping on your hands releives sanity...
  43. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    Oh, clazy locking ermo.
  44. Profile photo of kataclizm
    kataclizm Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 8, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    FAKE!!
  45. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:56 pm
    haha lets all crap our hand together now, 1, 2, 3, CRAP!
  46. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:59 pm
    stfu with this fake stuff, why don`t you go do some research on engrish.com and see that they have people actually looking at these pictures to see if they`re fake. Just because you`ve never seen it on the shelves doesn`t mean it`s fake.
  47. Profile photo of iEATflowers
    iEATflowers Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    i wish i could crap my hands ): it only comes out my ass...
  48. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    I thought they only pronounced it that way
    I see I was wrong...
  49. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:15 pm
    crap your hands as in...?
  50. Profile photo of mark87fndr
    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    kataclizm I hope you get in a tragic car accident.

    Mey.

  51. Profile photo of zopbob12
    zopbob12 Female 13-17
    85 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:41 pm
    Hehe
  52. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:46 pm
    Lmao
  53. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:54 pm
    that is too funny.
  54. Profile photo of adelaida94
    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:36 pm
    ^^ he, he, love that website
  55. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:52 pm
    Muahahahahaha! Very funny but somehow sad!
  56. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:59 pm
    Is it...really real?
  57. Profile photo of caveyboy
    caveyboy Male 30-39
    44 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 12:18 am
    i bet it`s not real(my first post)
  58. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 12:20 am
    On 11/8/2005 11:23:56 AM freddyferret wrote: I had no idea that halifax has a French ass. No further comments from here.

    *wiggles it*

  59. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 12:29 am
    There`s NO WAY that got through quality control.
  60. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 1:35 am
    And they got Elmo correct suprisingly.
  61. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 7:52 am
    k, that was pretty funny, so funny that i can`t see what im typing because my breakfast is all over the computer screen
  62. Profile photo of sk8punk770
    sk8punk770 Female 13-17
    109 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    yea they definetly used Photoshop...
  63. Profile photo of shadowdodger
    shadowdodger Female 13-17
    5 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 4:11 pm
    Real or not...that was funny.
  64. Profile photo of jujubees
    jujubees Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    i wonder if there`s a japanese website that has stupdid things english people print on t-shirts and stuff?
  65. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 9:36 pm
    im not trying to ruin anything but that looks kinda fake either way its pretty funny
  66. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:04 am
    hehe that was cute.
  67. Profile photo of omgitsamoose
    omgitsamoose Female 18-29
    102 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:07 am
    hell do i hate elmo...
  68. Profile photo of Can_of_Beans
    Can_of_Beans Female 13-17
    106 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 9:58 am
    How to scare a 90 year old..give them one of these!
  69. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 12:34 am
    ... I`m the only one who finds Engrish un-funny, aren`t I?
  70. Profile photo of daffydoll
    daffydoll Female 18-29
    132 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 1:21 am
    That`s HORRIBLE! heh heh.. HORRIBLE!
  71. Profile photo of Becki247
    Becki247 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    November 12, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    elmo scares me :-(
  72. Profile photo of selcrs_
    selcrs_ Female 13-17
    102 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 2:43 am
    aww that is sooo cute!!
  73. Profile photo of test_subject
    test_subject Female 13-17
    1 post
    September 8, 2006 at 8:49 pm
    *chokes on water* WTF!??
  74. Profile photo of Corkky
    Corkky Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    wow a biased view on atheism cool
  75. Profile photo of nunujean
    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    "CRAP YOUR HANDS!" I almost crapped my pants from laughing!

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