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Date: 11/08/05 02:28 AM

49 Responses to Rap Lyrics Translated

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 11:57 pm
    Link: Rap Lyrics Translated - By an expert Ebonics to English translator.
  2. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:35 am
    That was actually rather funny and true.
  3. Profile photo of mr_genius
    mr_genius Male 18-29
    209 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:36 am
    haha, thats great
  4. Profile photo of boredening
    boredening Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 4:10 am
    funny stuff
  5. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 4:30 am
    So thats what these guys keep going on about.....
  6. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 5:16 am
    That was hilarious..
  7. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:17 am
    Pretty fun. :-)
  8. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 6:20 am
    This is a complete rip off of a Bill Maher routine that he calls “Master P’s Theater”.
  9. Profile photo of dramaqueenD
    dramaqueenD Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:39 am
    Were those real songs?
  10. Profile photo of CAPN_JAC
    CAPN_JAC Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:52 am
    Thats so funny.
  11. Profile photo of MandyBee
    MandyBee Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:39 am
    I read it and think how wrong it is, but I still sing along. AAAHHH!
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:57 am
    ebonics??!! anyone who speaks like that should be necklaced with a burning tire.
  13. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:05 am
    w0w
  14. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:15 am
    Like that was really a High School assignment. Must have been photoshopped.
  15. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:10 pm
    Yeah... I am going to kill this guys^
  16. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    I have never felt so white as when I read that.
  17. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    Haha! Hip hop is so sad.
  18. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:54 pm
    Hilarious and shows rap for the load of utter b**locks that it is.
  19. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:14 pm
    "I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars."
  20. Profile photo of natichic
    natichic Female 18-29
    48 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 2:03 pm
    That was funny, but none of the translater said was true. LOL.
  21. Profile photo of madden05
    madden05 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:00 pm
    funni, hip hop rules. biggi r.i.p
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    TheDemoncrat Male 13-17
    4 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    Wow, it`s way more disgusting when they translate it to real English. Must be why they came up with ebonics...
  23. Profile photo of MoltoAgitato
    MoltoAgitato Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:21 pm
    "I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also."

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Boy, this is great! :-D

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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:39 pm
    lol funny stuff. i think the translator did a pretty good job with most of it.
  25. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    I don`t understand women who choose to listen to this type of music when it is so clearly disrespectul and full of woman-hating statements.
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    selfir Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:21 pm
    Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.
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    selfir Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    Twist13
    Male, 70 & Over, Midwest US
    68 Posts Tuesday, November 08, 2005 11:15:22 AM
    Like that was really a High School assignment. Must have been photoshopped.


    Did this guys actually just suggest that a text document was photoshopped????

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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 7:47 pm
    wow thats actually true. well this is why i dont listen to rap music.
  29. Profile photo of Mofudos
    Mofudos Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    I love rap music, but thank God that style or rap died years ago.
  30. Profile photo of jungman
    jungman Male 30-39
    32 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    Sorry to break this to you Mofudos, it`s still going strong. The objectification of another human being, the commodification of sex, glamourising violence, drug culture, exploitation.

    The kids love it, moronic little space cadets that they are. People will buy any s h i t if you package it right.

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    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:49 pm
    OMGLOLSTFUROFL

    oh my god laugh out loud shut the fu*k up roling on the floor laughing

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    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:22 pm
    S_J_W is right. This is no highschool "English assignment." It`s freaking Bill Maher.
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    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:55 pm
    petitecitron is right ^^^^^^
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    silador2004 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 9:59 pm
    Biggie is the realest.

    I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

    That totally fits me! haha

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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:13 pm
    That was brilliant. These statements don`t say ANYTHING else but that, and they are generally rather hard to understand anyway. They represent only the lowest, base human behavior such as that observed in monkeys and primitive man. Nothing more than monkey-postures and a barberian perspective: Look at me, I have all the resources. I should make a good mate, despite my unacceptable physical appearance. Do not challenge my physical authority, or question my reputation for wit, or I will silence further detractions by afflicting physical damage to your persion sufficient to render them impossible. My violence and resources get me potential mates, and though I father the children and flee the family unit almost as soon as I find out, I am still highly desirable among females because they see the opulence of my lifestyle as sufficient substitution for my failure as an operating parental unit.
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    BoredGal Female 18-29
    70 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:14 pm
    Nice job with the translation... but I didn`t need it since I don`t listen to that kind of crap anyway.
  37. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:16 pm
    Black people listen because the presenter represents their struggle! Ha! This is exactly why they SHOULD have been kept in chains in the first place. Black kids like it because the presenters look like them, and make them look tough by associating thier skin-color, and a certain clothing-style, with a rough-rugged perspective and lifestyle which offers some promise of security from criticism through violent means. White kids listen to it because they are told that if they don`t like it, it makes them racist; though when they embrace it, they are ridiculed by the same group. Cok-Suckers!!!
  38. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 10:19 pm
    If blacks don`t like being stereotyped, they should stop wearing the freakin` barcode.
  39. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:17 pm
    Oh boy, the survival of this type of mindset is truly a testament to human ignorance...
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    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 1:11 am
    This was good. :)"We just
    sittin` here tryin` to win, try not to sin, high off weed and
    lots of gin. So much smoke, need oxygen, steadily countin` them
    Benjamins."
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    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 8:17 am
    :-O
  42. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    Wow, Suicism, take a breath. Though I agree pretty much what your saying, I`ll summarise:- RAP IS $HIT!!! The world would be a happier place without it. And I don`t care wether it was a school assignment or bill what ever his name is who wrote it, its frickin hilarious!
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    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 4:45 pm
    There`s actually a lady on a local radio station here in NC who translates rap songs..."Transaltion for Whitey" she calls it...
  44. Profile photo of Arrinsaurus
    Arrinsaurus Female 13-17
    40 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 3:45 pm
    Well, I must say.
    That was pretty awesome.
  45. Profile photo of elroy
    elroy Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 6:05 pm
    "natichic
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    39 Posts

    Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:03:00 PM
    That was funny, but none of the translater said was true. LOL."

    Are you retarded? It`s translated perfectly.

  46. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    I really hate how people preach on about rap being so bad when they turn around and go listen to heavy metal or the like, which to me seems like the same extreme. Do not misinterpret me, I`m not saying heavy metal is bad I`m only saying that it usually isn`t any more "moral" than rap.
  47. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 8:45 pm
    I read that site before- funny stuff.
  48. Profile photo of tribe4ever
    tribe4ever Male 13-17
    146 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 11:43 pm
    omg thats one of the most hilarious things ive seen on this site for a long time.
  49. Profile photo of punkydory
    punkydory Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 15, 2005 at 2:51 am
    really does show you how rap songs are ALL ABOUT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!

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