Rap Lyrics Translated

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Rap%20Lyrics%20Translated.htm

By an expert Ebonics to English translator.
There are 49 comments:
Female 24
really does show you how rap songs are ALL ABOUT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 146
omg thats one of the most hilarious things ive seen on this site for a long time.
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Female 809
I read that site before- funny stuff.
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Male 641
I really hate how people preach on about rap being so bad when they turn around and go listen to heavy metal or the like, which to me seems like the same extreme. Do not misinterpret me, I`m not saying heavy metal is bad I`m only saying that it usually isn`t any more "moral" than rap.
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Male 62
"natichic
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
39 Posts

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:03:00 PM
That was funny, but none of the translater said was true. LOL."

Are you retarded? It`s translated perfectly.

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Female 40
Well, I must say.
That was pretty awesome.
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Male 615
There`s actually a lady on a local radio station here in NC who translates rap songs..."Transaltion for Whitey" she calls it...
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Male 904
Wow, Suicism, take a breath. Though I agree pretty much what your saying, I`ll summarise:- RAP IS $HIT!!! The world would be a happier place without it. And I don`t care wether it was a school assignment or bill what ever his name is who wrote it, its frickin hilarious!
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Female 264
:-O
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Male 266
This was good. :)"We just
sittin` here tryin` to win, try not to sin, high off weed and
lots of gin. So much smoke, need oxygen, steadily countin` them
Benjamins."
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Male 641
Oh boy, the survival of this type of mindset is truly a testament to human ignorance...
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Male 3,631
If blacks don`t like being stereotyped, they should stop wearing the freakin` barcode.
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Male 3,631
Black people listen because the presenter represents their struggle! Ha! This is exactly why they SHOULD have been kept in chains in the first place. Black kids like it because the presenters look like them, and make them look tough by associating thier skin-color, and a certain clothing-style, with a rough-rugged perspective and lifestyle which offers some promise of security from criticism through violent means. White kids listen to it because they are told that if they don`t like it, it makes them racist; though when they embrace it, they are ridiculed by the same group. Cok-Suckers!!!
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Female 70
Nice job with the translation... but I didn`t need it since I don`t listen to that kind of crap anyway.
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Male 3,631
That was brilliant. These statements don`t say ANYTHING else but that, and they are generally rather hard to understand anyway. They represent only the lowest, base human behavior such as that observed in monkeys and primitive man. Nothing more than monkey-postures and a barberian perspective: Look at me, I have all the resources. I should make a good mate, despite my unacceptable physical appearance. Do not challenge my physical authority, or question my reputation for wit, or I will silence further detractions by afflicting physical damage to your persion sufficient to render them impossible. My violence and resources get me potential mates, and though I father the children and flee the family unit almost as soon as I find out, I am still highly desirable among females because they see the opulence of my lifestyle as sufficient substitution for my failure as an operating parental unit.
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Male 74
Biggie is the realest.

I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

That totally fits me! haha

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Female 178
petitecitron is right ^^^^^^
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Female 216
S_J_W is right. This is no highschool "English assignment." It`s freaking Bill Maher.
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Male 247
OMGLOLSTFUROFL

oh my god laugh out loud shut the fu*k up roling on the floor laughing

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Male 32
Sorry to break this to you Mofudos, it`s still going strong. The objectification of another human being, the commodification of sex, glamourising violence, drug culture, exploitation.

The kids love it, moronic little space cadets that they are. People will buy any s h i t if you package it right.

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Male 9
I love rap music, but thank God that style or rap died years ago.
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Female 1,426
wow thats actually true. well this is why i dont listen to rap music.
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Male 119
Twist13
Male, 70 & Over, Midwest US
68 Posts Tuesday, November 08, 2005 11:15:22 AM
Like that was really a High School assignment. Must have been photoshopped.


Did this guys actually just suggest that a text document was photoshopped????

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Male 119
Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.
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Female 1,468
I don`t understand women who choose to listen to this type of music when it is so clearly disrespectul and full of woman-hating statements.
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Male 528
lol funny stuff. i think the translator did a pretty good job with most of it.
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Male 2
"I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Boy, this is great! :-D

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Male 4
Wow, it`s way more disgusting when they translate it to real English. Must be why they came up with ebonics...
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Female 47
funni, hip hop rules. biggi r.i.p
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Female 48
That was funny, but none of the translater said was true. LOL.
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Male 2,372
"I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars."
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Male 221
Hilarious and shows rap for the load of utter b**locks that it is.
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Male 203
Haha! Hip hop is so sad.
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Male 1,586
I have never felt so white as when I read that.
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Male 438
Yeah... I am going to kill this guys^
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Male 608
Like that was really a High School assignment. Must have been photoshopped.
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Female 304
w0w
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Male 695
ebonics??!! anyone who speaks like that should be necklaced with a burning tire.
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Female 78
I read it and think how wrong it is, but I still sing along. AAAHHH!
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Female 62
Thats so funny.
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Female 189
Were those real songs?
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Male 1,465
This is a complete rip off of a Bill Maher routine that he calls “Master P’s Theater”.
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Male 731
Pretty fun. :-)
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Female 2,244
That was hilarious..
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Male 232
So thats what these guys keep going on about.....
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Male 36
funny stuff
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Male 209
haha, thats great
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Female 491
That was actually rather funny and true.
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Male 10,115
Link: Rap Lyrics Translated [Rate Link] - By an expert Ebonics to English translator.
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