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Perfect. Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass to turn your partner on.
That was a stupid, stupid test. People who created it ought to be fired AND divorced. Or forced to eat an entire bottle of KY Jelly for dessert! Then they could score "Bad Advertiser Who Is Not Sexual Enough to Design Sex Tests" on their own questionnaire!
It`s the only way to go. My girlfriend isn`t comfortable with it though... I don`t know, I think she`s afraid a spider is going to crawl inside her or something.
Well, assuming that I would wear lingerie to bed I’d qualify as the warming “Touch Massage” variety of their butt-lube.