Gummy Bear Orgy

Submitted by: shnolly 11 years ago in Funny
http://cgi.ebay.com/Gummy-Bear-Orgy_W0QQitemZ5628109202QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Ever wonder what a gummy bear orgy looked like? Let alone how much it would be to buy one.
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Female 1,158
why
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Female 1,158
know
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Female 1,158
obviously
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Female 1,158
you
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Female 1,158
and
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Female 1,158
orgy
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Female 1,158
bear
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Female 1,158
gummy
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Female 1,158
a
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Female 1,158
it`s
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Male 1
It was me who bought FHM`s bucket of water on eBay

http://kylet.co.uk/blog/2004/10/i-bought-bucket-of-water-from-fhm-on.html

I got a full page article, got called a fool in public and a load of freebies.

I did not actually part with any money, I knew it was FHM selling the bucket for the article.

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Female 43
So smart to take out a hndful of gummy bears and put them on the table and say, "Hmmm, this looks like and orgy!!!!!"....... :-|......

To Halifax...you bought it in the sense that you looked at it too....:-|

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Male 78
lol u know sum 1 sold their soul 4 like $300 us
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Female 38
Chill out Crazy Girl it`s not a stupid commentry. And your grammer is so bad I`m not sure you CAN read.
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Female 113
Q: Do any of the gummy bears have any diseases I should be aware of?
Oct-29-05
A: Just one, it’s called Gumbalias, but don’t worry, it doesn’t effect people, it just makes them more tasty.

Haha.
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Male 605
mmmm......ovbulicious...
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Female 216
Maybe they just ship you a guitar-sized box?
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Female 206
how do you buy an air guitar. I`m still stuck on this. how do you package air? and a retarded guy playing it? gummy orgies make perfect sense, what you thing edible undies are made of?gummy stuff
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Female 809
I can`t believe people paid for that!
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Male 314
why.....I mean really.....why? There is no God.
screw whoever suggested this link screw him in his stupid ass. you stupid you.
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Male 165
People will buy anything.
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Male 1,016
ok why did the boss throw gummy bears IMMATURE!!!!!!!!!!
and he sede waaaaaiiiiit lmao
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Female 329
I thought the description was funny kinda funny, but not funny enough to make me have even the slightest inkling of wanting to buy it
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Female 216
It`s not burnt, the friction of their empassioned writhing was so great that they created what was in essensce an iota of black hole and formed a singularity.

Yeah . . . that`s what that is. NOW BID!

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Female 148
Lol notice how they`re burnt in the middle? Someone had a lot of free time on their hands and a need to burn something

I would love to meet the dumbass that bid on those

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Male 851
that`s so silly!
and silly is a very odd word
I shall never use it again
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Female 449
^^^^ Wisely put ^^^^
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Female 216
"Copycat" weird auctions rarely get sold. The reason that the weirdest of the weird auctions get bought is generally becuase someone out there likes the story or description and feel like being a patron of random creativity, not because they really want whatever the item is.

Although air-guitars do get sold pretty often, only the air-guitars with the best pictures and funniest descriptions go for any real money.

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Male 469
...I actually considered buying that...
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Female 449
Hey... HEY! dont makefun of that Sh*t I would have bought that for 20$ if I had seen it!
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Male 536
Wow... One time I got a whole bag of gummy bears that were stuck together. I cooda made a f***ing fortune with the dumbasses out there today...
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Male 80
That story is funny as hell!
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Female 216
Am I the only one that finds the description charming and funny? I really like the werid auctions.
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Female 287
orgy fun.....
ewww not with gummy bears....
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Female 830
Punky_goth, yea, we can read too, we don`t need your stupid little commentary.
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Male 1,061
wtf!
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Female 75
Hmmm
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Male 1,523
Old. The orgy, not the eBay thing...
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Male 517
he must be soooooooooooooooo desperate......
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Female 38
begging i mean
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Female 38
Tonight, for just $14.50. YOU can have your own, personal GUMMY PORN! These b*tches are fresh from the fatory and beggind for your digestive system! Think of the little gummy/human hybrid children.....
OMG- GUMMY STD`S!!!!!!
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Female 1,468
The mix of something sexual with such an innocent item is funny to me. Not in the I-need-to-buy-it way, but just a chuckle.
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Female 712
Retarded
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Female 69
www.whowouldbuythat.com
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Male 904
riiiiight... Talking of dumb things for sale and dumb people who buy them, in FHM magazine a few years back they put a bucket of tap water on ebay. and someone bid 112 quid for it. AND THEY PAID!!!
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Female 105
What good is an orgy if you can`t take part in it?
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Male 2,519
time for mass production..
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Male 179
Dumb people are stupid....
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Male 641
That sucks I guess I missed my opportunity... I had an orgy with a whole package :-/ I have pictures on my phone. Oh well...
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Female 46
People actually bid on that?!?
Oh dear God.
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Female 33
* fcukin next
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Female 33
$14.50 for a messy group of 6 gummy bears that are all gooey and stuck together? What drating next?
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Male 731
WOOOOOW!!!! I WANT TO BUY IT!!!!! ....LIKE NOT!!!!!
Stupid people who do that.
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Female 283
theres like a display pic of that its so fricking stupid
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Male 2,216
Some people need to get lives.
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Male 266
where? :->
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Male 396
u could buy an orgy of 1500 for that price
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Female 854
Hahaha, gummy bear sex^^
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Male 96
Wow, $14.50 for that.
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Female 2,244
[quote]On 11/2/2005 2:24:07 AM theBSR wrote: I always wanted to meet the jackasses that bid on these dumb auctions[/quote]

Yeah, seriously. What a waste of money.

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Male 46
$14.50? omfg
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Male 266
Repeat post, eh
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Male 559
Some people have WAY to much time on their hands. YUCK!!
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Male 992
I always wanted to meet the jackasses that bid on these dumb auctions
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Female 2,244
What a dumbass to think he can sell that. And what a f*cking dumbass who buys.
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Female 7
Link: Gummy Bear Orgy [Rate Link] - Ever wonder what a gummy bear orgy looked like? Let alone how much it would be to buy one.
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