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Date: 11/17/05 02:13 AM

40 Responses to Chinese car gets zero on crash test

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 2:42 am
    Link: Chinese car gets zero on crash test - The steering wheel goes flying into your face, rendering the air bag useless.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 3:06 am
    That was pretty funny to watch, what a bad job they did.
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 4:01 am
    O...k... Im taking that car off my list.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:36 am
    Sigh. That`s cruelty to dummies.
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:44 am
    @YouG
    Let`s start PETA for dummies.
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    dirtyfeet201 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:48 am
    ahhh
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    Youphoric Female 18-29
    39 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:50 am
    PETA for Dummies?

    ...don`t you mean PETD?
    PETA for Dummies sounds like one of those "Windows for Dummies," "Parenting for Dummies," and "Sex for Dummies" books.

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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:51 am
    bam! neck snap
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    Beachin_Jeep Male 30-39
    133 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 9:09 am
    Wow, kind of makes the airbag useless. The outside view video really shows it better. Looks like the Steering column stopped and everything
    else crashed into it. Think they should go with
    the collapsable type column.
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 10:04 am
    That was funny, but if it happened in real life...LAW SUIT!
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    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 10:54 am
    did anyone watch the video from the outside?
    the baby in the back wouldve died 2
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 11:23 am
    did anyone watch the video after they`d improved it? the whole SUV shortened by about a metre! it actually looks worse.......ah well, thats chinese car manufacturing for you......
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 11:57 am
    not only can chinese not drive cars they can`t build them either.
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    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    OMG, thats scary. If only we could see the videos from the cars we own...
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    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 12:50 pm
    one word: PWNED!
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    ping1919 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 1:04 pm
    I think it is going to be a long time before that model makes it to the states
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    oswaldmooop Male 30-39
    38 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 1:16 pm
    Everything......I mean EVERYTHING made in China is useless...they just can`t seem to get it right. I can`t wait to see their moon landing in the next couple of years
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    Spazmoto Male 18-29
    200 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 1:33 pm
    Lol I hear people talking about how China will take over the world market in cars, computer operating systems, etc.

    Looks like the chinamen are finding out it`s not so easy to make a real car.

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    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 2:22 pm
    Holy crap.
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 2:53 pm
    And that is the point of crash tests, you!
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    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 3:12 pm
    Is this a new form of population control? How could anyone survive something ike that.
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    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 3:21 pm
    These car accidents are one of the reasons why I`m scared to get my driver`s liscense. xD I wouldn`t want to get in that kind of car wreck! Urrrgh.
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    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 3:49 pm
    Wow. That airbag video freaked me out!
    I guess that`s the "economy" version
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    MilkGoesMoo Female 13-17
    18 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    hmmm..i guess this could be a reason why China isnt a larger producer of cars
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    MilkGoesMoo Female 13-17
    18 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    oops i meant large not larger
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    lol! Ouch...
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    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 6:17 pm
    PWN3D!!!

    anyways, perfect gift for the inlaws.

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    puma0204 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 6:28 pm
    nice very nice, nothing like a death trap on wheels.
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 6:47 pm
    wow that would suck to die....?!
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    xSheepx Female 18-29
    152 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 6:49 pm
    moral: the Chinese shouldn`t be allowed to build cars.
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    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    What a dummy. He never should have signed up for that free car ride!
    Been to China. Recently, its scooters, the electric type.
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    gregmitch Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 8:31 pm
    China`s too busy mass-producing everything else to worry about cars.
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 10:23 pm
    i think it is some sort of population control type thing.. if you notice in the inside video, even the seat comes loose and nails him in the back of the head for a final blow... *gasp* its a conspiracy from their own government! lmao the video was too funny!
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 11:04 pm
    On 11/17/2005 1:16:42 PM oswaldmooop wrote: Everything......I mean EVERYTHING made in China is useless...they just can`t seem to get it right. I can`t wait to see their moon landing in the next couple of years

    Actually they already have. Didn`t you know?

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    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    November 18, 2005 at 12:41 am
    It`s not working for me. Like video won`t load all the way, so it stops before it hits the barrier. Hmm...
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 18, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    to do list:
    buy a chinesse car
    hire a life inssurence of $1000000
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    November 19, 2005 at 2:45 pm
    Wow, wtf was that car made out of? haha it totally crumbled.
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    November 19, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    what do you expect from a bunch of chinks?
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    steelpeg Male 30-39
    13 posts
    November 20, 2005 at 12:29 am
    WOW, I think I`ll buy this car for my ex...
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    TJNII Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 26, 2005 at 6:56 am
    64km/h ... According to google that`s 40mph

    Hmmmm.... I drive on the interstate at 80mph...

    Wow.

    I think I`ll stick to my steel bodied pickup as opposed to one of these new all-fiberglass deathtraps. If I hit something on the interstate I want a steel body to protect me, as opposed ot having the metal steering column and metal engine block in my lap because everything around them crushed.

    // Rides the bus in town
    /// Drives long distance on the highway

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