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Date: 11/07/05 02:21 AM

26 Responses to Bush Jokes

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 6, 2005 at 9:40 pm
    Link: Bush Jokes - In the grand American tradition of making fun of your president.
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    ping1919 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 3:16 am
    !st post...........Bush stinks
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2005 at 5:19 am
    Oh its not just an American tradition, everyone else makes fun of Bush too! :P
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    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 5:19 am
    Some good jokes. However, making fun of liberals incites more hearty laughter. See http://www.laughatliberals.com/

    "I hate conservatives,... but I really hate liberals." -Matt Stone, Southpark co-creator

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    popchic Female 13-17
    226 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 6:24 am
    HAHAHAHAHA!!! 370HSSV-0773H HAHAHA
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    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 6:45 am
    lol popchic, I bet all across the world people are turning their laptops upside-down so they can get the Saddam joke.
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 6:57 am
    On 11/7/2005 5:19:46 AM b3ach_bum wrote: Some good jokes. However, making fun of liberals incites more hearty laughter. See "I hate conservatives,... but I really hate liberals." -Matt Stone, Southpark co-creator
    Thats why I love those guys
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    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 8:45 am
    Makes fun of Bush, therefore it`s funny. And making fun of liberals more entertaining? Meh. Gee, what a shock that it`s conservatives who feel that way. Actually, nobody needs to make a fool of Bush, he does a great job himself.
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    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 11:04 am
    I hate BUSH.....and his people >-(
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 11:34 am
    Bush jokes are all the same: make a retarded joke and add "because Bush sucks!" at the end. Guaranteed to make any liberal laugh.

    "Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE BUSH SUCKS LOL LOL LOL!!!!" Retarded.

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    paulxl7 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 12:09 pm
    Well, he does suck.

    AND WHAT?

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    ShishKebab Female 18-29
    192 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    Those are actually quite good. And they`re somewhat better than Maelstrom makes them out to be. I don`t laugh at simple jokes.
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    meh
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    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    Just because Maelstrom doesn`t have a sense of humour he has to rant about everything. I know what he`s saying about jokes being adapted to fit Bush, but you`ve got to pin it on someone and well... Bush is in the right category of idiot.
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    Bush Joke <-- repetitive statement
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    lol bobbyo. i liked them, i read most of em. some quality humor in there, some not so funny, some like maelstrom said, and some that just make you think.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    lol Bush , yeah mind really in the gutter now.
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    funny
    but you know
    it`s just jokes with the main character set as Bush
    you could change these to just about anyone
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    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    i liked b3ach bums link better
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    laurin Female 13-17
    84 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 10:32 pm
    I hate Bush just as much as you guys but those jokes were lame. They were pretty much just old jokes with Bushes name plugged into them.
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    gregmitch Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 7, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    I`m for Bush, but a few of these jokes still did make me laugh. I`d even call it better than that www.laughatliberals.com site you linked up there, that site is pretty lame.
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    kissofflibs Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:19 am
    I love how liberals like waltos hide behind sayings like "Just because Maelstrom doesn`t have a sense of humour he has to rant about everything." You take advantage of the freedom of speech. Move to a Middle East and run your mouth...see what happens. Don`t take advantage of freedoms you didn`t earn. Do you think because you were born into this country that you can voice your opinions at will? Have you ever done anything for the country you live in? I didn`t think so...
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    paulxl7 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    ^^

    And how does making fun of dippoo bush, become an assault on freedom of speech?

    Think before you open your mouth jackass.

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    rwbchick Female 13-17
    38 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 8:41 pm
    Some of them were pretty good.
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    kissofflibs Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 1:19 am
    paulxl7...two words for you...

    Second Term...

    Your jokes, false acquisitions, and sheer childish slanders obviously have no effect on what the majority of people think.

    Do you listen to anger boy bands that hate their fathers?

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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    Bush IS stupid, tough ...

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