Breastfeeding for Too Long

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
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You need to know when to ween your child.
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Female 2,220
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Our shcool had this OBSESSION
God, with all the stupid catch phrases...


It DID rock though

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Male 737
Ah yes, little britain.
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Female 408
Hmm...when Little Britain hadn`t got old. By the third series a person had exhausted their appetite for it...and hopefully for milk a great deal before that.
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Female 2
dude i would sooo slap somebody!!!!
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Female 587
Aahhhh gotta love little britain!

oooh bitty guy marries his girlfriend in the end of second series

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Female 149
wtf...
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Female 43
Kinda...perverted?
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Female 16
*shuders*
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Male 904
Bitethis - He does say bitty, its a cross between breast and titty. I`m a huge Little Britain fan, and all I`ll say to the people who whinge about not being funny the 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc. time, I got a simple idea to help you:- DONT FOOKIN WATCH IT SO MUCH!!!
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Female 673
I don`t really like Little Britain that much.
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Female 420
Oh TripleNipple! You are such a dirty girl! lol I love freaking my mother in law out sometimes too. I was checking out of the grocery store as she was coming in once, without the kids. She asks me where they are and I just matter-of-factly told her I left them at home with some snacks scattered on the floor and figured I would get home before they drink their juice cups up (24mos and 13mos). For about a minute I thought she was going to hyperventilate. I almost peed myself as I turned and walked away to the car and left.
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Female 68
I Hugged my Mum once and whispered Bitty in her ear, she completely freaked out, it was hilarious
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Female 68
lol, he did say Bitty, I guess it`s like his nickname for "I want Milk"
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Female 84
oh i shud really read all the other comments first coz other ppl av alredy sed its frm lil britain damn it
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Female 84
ALL U PPL NOT FROM ENGLAND THATS FRM LITTLE BRITAIN (the funniest show on earth) BUT U DONT NO ABOUT IT COZ UR NOT FRM ENGLAND AND ENGLISH PPL ARE THE BEST.
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Female 55
I thought he said Bitty..haha not titty.. hehehe, I would love to watch this show little britian, seems like something I would LOVE
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Female 65
why did I even watch this?
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Male 982
yeah LJ lol
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Female 420
Sorry, its just lame when people tear up a post ("repost", "not funny", "waste of my time") who cares? This is a site for if you`re bored, you may find the content a suitable distraction. If ya don`t like it, move on and find something that will.

On another more interesting topic... After 2 years it is completely pointless to continue breastfeeding because of the body`s digestive system and how it obtains nutrients. Breast milk doesn`t have what the body needs to continue to grow. It is basically an emotionally stunted woman`s way of clinging to her child`s imagined need for her to sustain it. A child needs their mother for the rest of their life, it just evolves. So gross when they continue to breast feed them for so long... 12 years?? GROSS! When they are able to ask for it by name, it is time to ween. (Mommy, I want some titty) LOL

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Female 57
Gotta love that little britain... Seen that episode before, though. I agree though, once you hear the "I want that one" "Yeah I know" "Yeah but no but" thing 20-thousand times by everyone around you... It can get a bit irritating
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Female 240
Lmao.
On Oprah a couple of years back, they showed a 12 year old still being breastfed.
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Male 132
its like "time for your daily breastfeed!!"
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Male 132
hahahahha
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Female 28
cnlbell, calm down. TheShape said that it was ripped off from MadTv a few posts past your first one.
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Male 210
I think it`s sad that nobody out of the Uk knows that it`s off little britain, it should be labelled of little britain.

I agree with rolez and ivan11111, it`s good the first time, but they aren`t good the 2nd time around.

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Female 1,603
Hahaha that was just gross! :)
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Female 420
HEy, read the posts a little carefully. I never said it was "stolen" from MadTv. I said it was like a sketch they did. They weren`t the exact same thing, but similar. Geez. And who cares?? Quit being such a bastard. Besides, if someone says MadTv stole the idea or Little Britain did who the f*ck cares? Both shows have a good sized fan base and it won`t change.
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Female 1,463
all u saying its a rip off from some american show r totally wrong thi is little britain and obviosly u just don`t have the same sense of humor over in the US coz over here it`s on fire!
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Female 165
I love little britain! But the endless impressions can get a bit much- even though i still find them hilarious!
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Male 305
to be fair, little britain is only funny the very first time you see it. When you go to school every day and hear more and more people going "yeah i know" or "yeah but no but" as you walk along the corridor, it makes you want to commit suicide.

Ooh and btw someone said matt lucas is gay...well he may well be but her did try to gett off with my sister`s friend.

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Female 712
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I loooove Little Britain so drating much! Oh my god, that was priceless.
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Female 683
yer i have to agree monty pyton is way better. its even more random and it doesnt use the same characters over and over. jimbodahobo. i take it u like led zeppelin. they rule
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Male 2,216
I didnt know you had Little Britain in the US. And no, it isnt stolen from "Mad TV".
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Male 1,066
O_____________________________________________<
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Male 4
i hate youthink.com, they banned me for saying poo
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Male 4
so this is the famous little britian, EHHH.
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Female 124
HAHA geez, funny stuff!!
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Male 1,521
Sick and disgusting! Not funny! Sick!
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Male 371
you gay brits make the best shows

though i think monty python is 100x better than Little Britain

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Male 371
MONTY PYTHON FOREVER!
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Male 1,348
(. )Y( .) Rrefreshing!
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Male 135
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored of little Britain.
It actually becomes more offensive the more you watch it.
Sure I get the irony, the double entendre, the situationist view of modern culture...but ....HELLO! BORING! Other peeps from other countries might not have seen it before, but seriously...once you`ve seen one episode...you`ve seen them all.
Sad but true.
Plus I can`t believe they won so many comedy awards!!!

Good the first time; seriously mind-sapping the 2nd, 3rd....75th time.

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Female 1,262
I dont have the attention span for poo like this.
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Female 1,403
This made The Goddess Bunny look normal...ewwww.
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Male 851
it was ok
nothing will ever compare to your Monty Python though
case closed
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Male 314
Genius, pure genius. Actually, it is true. You could get sick from it but because the human body stops producing the enzyme needed to digest it. That is the reason why people shouldn`t drink cow milk, you see, its intended for the baby cows. Its supposed to make them grow three times as much in only a few months. Funny clip though, pure genius.
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Female 1,784
wow reminds me off when I saw a 7 year old gurl getting breat fed by her mom. nastyness
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Male 38
omgitsamoose Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:11:36 PM
ah, good old England... only we could hav such an incredably random tv show like little britain

Its Little Britain not little england, i h8 it when ppl say that the good british things are from england when its a british show not english. BBC - "British" broadcasting Corporation, You did the same with kellie holmes!

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Male 22
thats little briton, a show from england, lol, i`ve seen it before i think
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Male 38
Very funny. I love british humor. Speaking of Breast milk.......man just try leaving some out on the counter overnight.......god what a stench. I could smell it all the way upstairs
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Female 68
9 o`clock on BBC1 everyone!!!
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Female 68
little britain series three starts next thursday whoot!!!
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Male 162
Little Britain ftw.
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Female 102
ah, good old England... only we could hav such an incredably random tv show like little britain
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Female 74
yay little britains on 2night i think....
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Male 528
the crowd seemed to find that much funnier then i did. i thought the girlfreinds look was funny, however. madtv and little britain (sounds like madtv to me) arent my kinda shows
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Female 830
It isn`t ripped off, it`s from very popular British comedy Little Britain.
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Male 608
oYo Welll....
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Female 882
i must be the only english person not to like little britain. apartb from vicki pollard.
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Female 533
"i think it`s important to let go..."
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Male 85
yes finnaly my new acount wrkz!!!
my old one is mafiadon
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Male 28
that is sick but wicked!!
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Female 552
when know you do jonathan...but ew
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Female 406
i love little britain! its so funny, the girl i sit next to in french is so like viki pollard!
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Female 157
^ whoah, calm down. but yeah, little britain rocks ma socks.
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Male 28
THATS FROM LIL BRITAIN AND ITS SO FUNNY
I CAN REMEMBER WATCHING IT ON TV!!
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Female 413
Little Britain is genius. And the new charactyers for Series 3 just get better and better. Utter Genious
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Female 379
I don`t think you`d be able to live on breast milk forever.... nutritionally speaking you would, but as you got bigger and needed more and more milk, you`d suck your mother dry and probably starve.
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Male 98
Who said this was ripped off from MadTV? I suppose everyone`s already gathered, but it isn`t.
Little Britain is funny, what iusn`t funny is the people constantly doing impressions from it. Gah.
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Male 346
lol i got the 1st series on dvd cant wait to get 2nd when i get sum money, it has grandma bitty on it lol. i didnt know there was bbc america how cool.
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Female 529
When I heard the music and saw the car, I just KNEW it would be Little Britain...
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Female 683
the clip is finished. theres another one with the same people and they are in a restaurant and they run out of milk for the coffee so she gets her tits out and the milk spurts everywhere then her husband drinks it in his coffee.

and theres another one when they are getting married and he gets fed in the middle of the service and the girls mum looks like shes gonna be sick

david walliams it great but i love matt lucas. hes great as vicky pollard. lol

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Female 1,062
And this would be the perfect time to dump him.
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Female 132
Haha Oh Little Britain..I had a feeling it might be this...they also have a teenager who sucks grandmas toes :P
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Female 1,468
That reminds me of a kid`s 5th birthday I had gone to and there were kids doing their usual running around and eating cake. At one point, a kid ran up to his mom and said he wanted milk. He just stuck his head up under her shirt and sucked away. That was very awkward.
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Female 106
wooooo Little Britain!!!!!!
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Female 78
uuummm
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Male 348
I usually object to people reponding to posts with the word `gay` but since both Matt Lucas and David Walliams are both raving homosexuals (I don`t for one minute believe David is bi) I think such a response would be an accurate observation in this case.

`Genius` would be an equally accurate reply (although this sketch is not one of my favourite Little Britain sketches)

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Male 1,364
ugh
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Female 178
WTF????
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Male 2,519
This is just classic.
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Female 215
Umm....Eww!
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Male 1,348
I would like to be breast fed by that blonde chicks boobies :->
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Male 694
seen it on little britain the other day.
i love that show.

theres another one where he gets a new girlfreind and gets "bitty" off his grandmother.

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Male 916
I think I watched `Little Britain` on a Belgian channel. It`s about time we could watch it in the Netherlands too. It`s excruciatingly funny.
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Female 368
I just saw this the other day on BBC America...was disgusting/disturbing/mildly amusing at the time...a bit less so the second time seeing it, but still worth a watch.
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Female 412
O.O that ...that was kind of disturbing...
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Male 784
lol, lol, lol
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Male 1,465
... mama`s boy...
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Male 18
Little Britain is one of the funniest shows to come out of the UK for ages. In a way, I think it does reflect real British people to a certain extent (okay, its exaggerated beyond belief) but theres still some real characters there. Fantastic show!
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Female 217
Little Britains funny as a one off, but it does get a bit samey after a while.

Omg, except Vicki Pollard, yeah but no but... classic.

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Male 220
Surviving on Pop-Tarts, Instant Ramen and Pepsi works for me thank you.
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Male 36
Mother`s milk (human milk) is the most perfect food known to mankind. (second most perfect is goats milk)

Basically, you could survive and be totally helathy on JUST drinking breast milk. (It may taste like poo, but hey, it`s good poo.)

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Male 664
This is from a show over here in the UK called Little Britain. It`s superb.
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Female 2,244
I don`t think adults get sick, they just don`t think it tastes good.
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Female 67
HAHAHA Ewww..You know, adults get sick if they drink breast milk
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Male 124
What? I still do that...
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Male 568
Ripped off from Mad TV. Still funny.
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Female 15,763
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! omg nclbell that made me crack up. Nice!!! sounds like my mom >_< lol
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Female 420
Very funny. MadTv did a clip similar to this too.

Makes me think of a time my mother in-law (nosy barker) was irritated that I decided to breastfeed instead of bottle feed my sons (she wanted to be able to insist on babysitting asap). When she disgustedly asked me how long I would insist on nursing my first son (3 mos at the time) I said, "I don`t know, I suppose when he starts high school it would be awkward scheduling feeding times huh?". The apalled expression on her face still gives me a giggle and he is now 26 mos old (weened since he was a year).

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Male 923
Haha, so horribly(sp?) wrong, yet so wonderfully funny. I love the look on the poor young girls face.
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Male 167
wrong...so wrong
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Female 2,244
Funny. Sick.
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Male 10,115
Link: Breastfeeding for Too Long [Rate Link] - You need to know when to ween your child.
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