Banana Bunker

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Misc
http://www.bananabunker.com/

Protect your banana from getting bruised in your lunch bag.
There are 49 comments:
Male 283
it`s shaped like a penis
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Female 415
goodlord
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Female 406
you all need to clean your minds with bleached polos covered in wire wool!...quite kinky tho...
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Male 579
it must have lots of sales to women.
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Male 11,740
Yeah Tegeno, I think it looks like a short fat bendy straw too.
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Male 1,066
HEhhehEHehEheheeHeH Anyone thinkin what i`m thinkin what it looks like.

ehhehehmmm...

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Male 208
REUSABLE CONDOM?!
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Male 459
lolercoaster, i thought it was a game at first too, when i got to the site my firs thought was, "ohhhh ribbed for her pleasure..." glad to see im not the only one that thinks this way, mabey we should all get togather with some e sometime...oohhh yeah (unless you are below legal age of course, and it would be in a location where e is completely legal because i have nothing to do with that stuff. its illegal you know.)
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Male 623
what i was thinking, halifaxgirl
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Female 94
lmao it looks like an effing vibrator. that would feel good.
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Female 103
"What do you want for christmas, Melvin?"

"A new pocket protector, some 12-sided dice, `Mathematics of Classical and Quantum Physics` by Frederick W. Byron, and a banana bunker!"

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Male 851
yeah first thing I thought was "dildo carrying case"
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Female 963
Eww... I hate bananas. Hey JosephineHMS, I thought the same thing.
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Female 585
Looks like a banana condom.
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Male 904
"Stops bananas getting bruised in your box". Double entendre anyone?
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Male 581
Here is a quote from the website on the about the inventor page: "Paul is a tremendously creative individual, with a focus on Product Design accumulating over 9 patents over the last few years on products for the house wares industry. The most successful of those products is the Banana Bunker, which will transform the way individuals will treat his or her own diet, allowing consumers to eat healthier. Even in this fast paced economy, these products create the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes." It is most DEFENATELY popular for the bananas i mean what else would it be popular for? I rest my case.
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Male 11,740
Wow....$5 for a hollow dildo. Not bad.
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Male 57
^^ found on a website about this produt ^^
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Male 57
Paul Stremple, who used to do spaces for Gucci, Ralph Lauren, and other style powerhouses, but is now focused on keeping your banana free of unwanted nicks and bruises. Just slide the protective sleeve over your banana, and it’s cool to accompany you to work, on a hike, or anywhere else you might be wanting a little pick-me-up. Your banana will emerge fresh, firm, and oh so delicious.

Which you certainly can’t say about something that’s spent the day in your pants.

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Male 528
Looks....pleasurable.
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Male 8
dildo protectos anyone?
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Male 1,586
That`s a really, really good idea.
And by "good," I mean "completely retarded."
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Male 462
Great product!
I`m buying one myself ... NOT!!!
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Female 1,120
i thought this was a game at first thats why i clicked on it then i saw that it looked like a bunch of didlos i was like wth! I think this is stupid i think bananas taste better when there bruised there sweeter.
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Female 8
Dunno bout you.....but i couldn`t talk anyone seriously who took one of those out of their packed-lunch
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Female 98
Please, oh please, tell me that isn`t a real product! Good for a laugh though. I mean, one look, and I was gone, laughing so hard. Because, really, who would actually buy that to "protect their bananas"???
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Male 382
I would not give a child one of those.
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Female 748
I love gadgets that multitask.
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Female 1,062
It looks like a dildo. That`s right. I said it. Even though someone else said it already.
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Male 396
will u marry me laura?
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Female 395
Not horny MoOk, just perverted. It does look like a dildo, that was my first thought. The buzzer thing in there would be a good idea too! X3
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Female 111
i know why i would buy it, it wouldnt be to protect by banana tho.
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Male 2,510
LOL! i payed the money for that and my banana still got bruised...
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Male 274
wow that doas look like a dildo hahaha but for many sizes of bananas cause it has a stretchy thing in hte middle hahah but for those ppl out there who use bannnas as dildos think how happy theyl be when the see that!!!!
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Male 664
You`re all too horny.
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Female 162
O-M-G! It looks like a dildo travel case or some sort of kinky bdsm thing...did the product designers actually look at the finished product before releasing it?
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Male 390
reminds me of a ribbed johnny, hehe :-p
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Male 731
Found me a christmas present.
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Female 239
ummm, okay.
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Female 179
I didn`t think bananas could get bruised. Not like apples anyway.
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Female 420
Try explaining what that really is after you have eaten the banana and accidentally left that out in the office break room. Wow, I would pay to see a hidden camera on that.
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Female 1,603
I agree halifax girl! That`s what I was thinking too...that or a ribbed condom.
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Female 85
Yeah.......why the hell would you buy this................... i mean.....the banana can still get bruised...

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Female 2,244
Looks like a dildo.
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Male 101
**one of those motors, not the entire fan..
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Male 101
u mean, uh.. PROTECT your bananas from getting bruised?... product? wtf?

you guys know those little electric fans? battery operated ones.. i bet you could fit one of those into these "banana bunkers".. what else is a better vibration motor? give me answers, i need to get xmas gifts..

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Female 124
haha ryteo?? banana`s aye??
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Male 2,519
Not sure if it fits all bananas.
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Male 10,115
Link: Banana Bunker [Rate Link] - Protect your banana from getting bruised in your lunch bag.
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