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Date: 11/09/05 02:05 AM

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 11:54 pm
    Link: Baby Review - The infant assessment journal.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 1:25 am
    I enjoyed the part where one of them says you can smoosh a babys brain by touching the soft spot on their head.
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    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 2:24 am
    "How could I be expected to enjoy my Bloomin` Onion, what with that child staring at me like some kind of bug-eyed alien princess perched atop her high chair throne?"

    Hahahahah! It`s so true.

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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 5:57 am
    hehe.... That`s great, I hate kids. The fetus is the only parasite that people actively try to cultivate.
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    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 11:32 am
    I love babies. This is still kind of funny though. Slightly annoying the way some of the people were talking though.
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    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 11:42 am
    lol its sooo true, my little brother has just been born and hes just like that
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    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 12:00 pm
    haha, i like the adverts down the side! Babies are little draters anyway.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    I`m so thankful many of you have no urge to breed.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 5:06 pm
    But I guess I must have been really super tired from field hockey practice or something, because I totally took a disco nap.

    Wonder was a disco nap is?

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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 5:42 pm
    this is great
    insulting babies is great
    they do it with such gusto too
    gusto: another word I will never use again
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    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    November 9, 2005 at 9:37 pm
    it made me more bored than i already was. very dumb
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    boredening Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 10, 2005 at 1:32 am
    funny mostly, but calling babies fat! its called baby fat moron!!! still i liked most of it though.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    November 12, 2005 at 1:16 am
    I loved it! I hate babies. ^_^
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    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 12:56 am
    Incredible. What the hell is wrong with these people? If it was meant to be humorous, I don`t get it. Nobody in their right mind would write crap like that.
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    Psychomissy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 10:49 am
    one word to describe it... weird.
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    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 3:24 pm
    I wuld pwn all there tiny @sses.
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    xxLindzxx Female 13-17
    6 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Thats just plain stupid..what`s the point in attacking babies on their bad points? Some of those kids have hardly been in the world 6 months, and those retards are already proving that they`re more immature than the child itself.. If you don`t like kids, why babysit them? That 14year old idiot who talks about smooshing the babies brain? thats pathetic..Like totally get over yourself before someone smooshes your brain! Err, and she was drinking Vodka, and fell asleep whilst holding a 5 month old kid? She makes me want to smack her head into a brick wall. =[ Noone can seriously be that mean.. OMG, A 22 Month old kid getting critisized for not doing proper art? Wtf! This better be fake or i`ll track down those morons and kill them. Er.. that guy saying his FIVE DAY OLD Nieces are Ugly? Thats drating retarded..They aren`t even a week old! He should be proud of them no matter what they look like..and from the picture, they look pretty cute anyway! Whoever wrote that crap need a life!! GRRRR
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    womersley Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    I bet I can draw better!

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