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Date: 11/19/05 09:33 PM

50 Responses to 2005`s Top 10 Most Dangerous Toys

  1. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    November 19, 2005 at 9:31 pm
    Link: 2005`s Top 10 Most Dangerous Toys - World Against Toys Causing Harm`s annual 10 Worst Toys list

    Where`s the Bag O` Glass?

  2. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    November 20, 2005 at 9:46 pm
    Bah! All the best toys are always the most dangerous toys.
  3. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    November 20, 2005 at 10:40 pm
    Wasn`t this posted just a while ago? Ah, well.
  4. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    November 20, 2005 at 11:55 pm
    Oh no! not the kickaroos!:-P

    Somehow, what amused me the most was that the subject was on the top ten most dangerous toys of 2005, and an ad for AIU below read: "Earn your degree fast!"... the irony cracked me up!

  5. Profile photo of tacuvo
    tacuvo Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 20, 2005 at 11:55 pm
    Well, I see the box of used shaving blades has been removed from the market. That one was very dangerous because kids could swallow them. What the heck is with this site? I`ve been suggesting stuff much more interesting than KIKIPEEPERS and only her crappy links are considered. I`m sure you agree with me here about her suggestions, I mean come on.
  6. Profile photo of Qozzy
    Qozzy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:10 am
    Why oh why are parents such winging barstards these days. You`d think that since the majority of them still have both their eyes that they`d understand that kids need to learn the hardway that a rubber band in the head friggin hurts. Just an example anyway guys.
  7. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:11 am
    ....Those were so horribly obvious(and rather stupid). Why the hell did they say all that when common sense should tell you that? Ah well... I still laughed!
  8. Profile photo of 0verclock3d
    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:28 am
    That was SO fascinating.... Not.
  9. Profile photo of b3ach_bum
    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:55 am
    This link sucked. Be careful, sucking may cause small parts to be lodged in the throat and cause choking.
  10. Profile photo of loakitty1972
    loakitty1972 Female 30-39
    162 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:12 am
    Shive H. Vishnu! God forbid if a parent watched their children! When I was a kid (many years ago) we played with lawn darts, rode bikes over thru and around danger-without helmets & pads and manage to survive-thrive in fact with an ongoing mantra "Cut that out" "Don`t do that" and my favourite- "stop throwing lawn darts at your brother." I say neuter these negligent morons!>-(

  11. Profile photo of TiclkedPink
    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:14 am
    These are all so stupid. If parents watch their kids bad things wouldn`t happen, especially if they`re raised right. And what kind of parent would buy those toys for their kid anyway?
  12. Profile photo of loakitty1972
    loakitty1972 Female 30-39
    162 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:18 am
    right on pink...and if parents monitored their children better we wouldn`t have as much funny video on IAB & eBaums...
  13. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:40 am
    What I thought was funny were the most expensive toys link on that site...Price: $32,350 for a kids SUV and $49,999 for a lifesized robot. HOLY CRAP that`s a lot of money for kid`s toys!!!
  14. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:51 am
    Caution, you should not suck my penis as it may cause a choking hazzard, and it may also leak liquid.
  15. Profile photo of traddles000
    traddles000 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:51 am
    well, according to darwin, maybe we should market toys like that so as to weed out the ones stupid enough to kill themseleves by trying to eat crap. Come on, it`s for the good of the future generation, be rid of the stupid kids eh?
    :-p
  16. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 2:35 am
    KIKIPEEPERS can post what ever she pleases.
  17. Profile photo of selcrs_
    selcrs_ Female 13-17
    102 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 3:14 am
    that COULD have been funny
  18. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 4:06 am
    W.A.T.C.H. says the "PistolSplat" paintball shooter fires ".50 caliber" paint balls at a high velocity.


    that made me think of a .50 browning.
    of thse ?barettas? used to destroy lightly armored targets.
    BUT NOT a puni little gun that shoots little balls in not so "high velocity."

  19. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 4:51 am
    I put one of Barbies shoes up my nose when I was like 5.

    Oh no! That means that Barbie is dangerous! My nose could have fallen off!

    Seriously. There are much more hazardous toys than the ones listed there.

  20. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 6:19 am
    This is stupid. There are much worse toys.
  21. Profile photo of thesocialist
    thesocialist Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 8:55 am
    how paranoid
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 10:52 am
    It`s called common sense, get some. People too stupid to figure that stuff out shouldn`t be allowed to breed.
  23. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 11:05 am
    ^lol to engelbert
  24. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 11:17 am
    that is the biggest load of b*ll sh*t ever, the second toy dosent even hurt, i owned one once and fired at the wall at a range of 3 feet and the paint ball didnt even burst it just hit the wall (didnt even bounce)and fell to the ground
  25. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 11:23 am
    God forbid a parent actually supervises a child! UGH!!!
  26. Profile photo of Elmo692
    Elmo692 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:03 pm
    *locks pink pony in a cuboard* phew that was close
  27. Profile photo of petitecitron
    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:23 pm
    You can hurt someone with a slingshot? You`re freaking kidding me! Slingshots are just about the safest toy ever! There`s no way you could load a rock into it and fire it at someone`s eye! Never!
  28. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    oh for christs sake...i knocked myself out and had stitches in me head from running into a tree branch. after that my clearly dangerous legs where removed and all the trees in the area where cut down and all the kids in the village where wrapped in bubblewrap before leaving the house...*end sarcasm*
  29. Profile photo of thyclaine
    thyclaine Male 13-17
    110 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:08 pm
    Kid:Mommy,my Nintendo DS fell on me!

    Mom:Holy cow!Sue Nintendo!Burn it!

    Kid:But mom,it only hurt a little.

    Mom:It hurt you?!*Wraps kid in bubble wrap*
    This is how it really is.

  30. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:38 pm
    engelbert i had a similar experience but mine wasn`t a barbie shoe; I got a crayon stuck up my nose when I was a kid haha.
  31. Profile photo of renob151
    renob151 Male 30-39
    42 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 1:47 pm
    WTF....My parents got me a fork to stick in the light socket....and I came out OK...kind of
  32. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 2:03 pm
    Wow. And this is why some kids DIE? Because of some non-nice individual parent that doesn`t take care of their kid? WOW

    And I am in total defense of KikiPeepers.
    If you don`t like the link then don`t post.

  33. Profile photo of kitz
    kitz Female 18-29
    149 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    I dont see anything `dangerous` in these toys...
  34. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 4:13 pm
    Killjoys. "Sorry boy, you can`t blow any more bubbles today in case one bursts in your eye and stings it." "But mommy..."

    I`m with KikiPeepers too. You don`t like the link, Ignore it.

  35. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    the fury ponies, maight hurt you?? who on earh has ever died for playing with a pony toy, WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the person who wrote that list has serious problems and no childhood...
  36. Profile photo of Mafiaborn
    Mafiaborn Male 13-17
    91 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 4:49 pm
    Man, I could swear, I hate morons who don`t know a rock in the eye will hurt. if i`m ever a parent, I won`t be a complete drattard.
  37. Profile photo of duffbeer4moe
    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 6:53 pm
    whats wrong with dangerous toys?
  38. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 7:41 pm
    Basically tacuvo, you`ve suggested a spam generator. I ay putting my mail address in that cos in 10 mins flat I`ll have 4000 unread messages.
  39. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 7:51 pm
    I was hoping to see some "bags of broken glass," and "invisible pedestrian kits" like on the old SNL skits.
  40. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 8:51 pm
    I`ve suggested some cool links also that didn`t make it
  41. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 9:16 pm
    Geeze tacuvo, burst a blood vessle.
  42. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 9:31 pm
    no better way to sell a toy then to ban it.
  43. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 9:34 pm
    This reminds me of Dan Akroyd`s children toys and halloween costumes that were obviously dangerous. Then showed how normal toys could be dangerous, like the phone cord choking you or gettin an infected splinter from toy blocks.
  44. Profile photo of dude92705
    dude92705 Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 21, 2005 at 10:29 pm
    haha, those stupid kids that buy gravity boots
  45. Profile photo of TiclkedPink
    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    November 21, 2005 at 10:35 pm
    Those 2 links were good! They should be on here. Those kids were funny, and the lights were cool
  46. Profile photo of gregor_samsa
    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    Don`t care ...
  47. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    November 22, 2005 at 5:09 pm
    TO SUM UP WHAT EVERYONE HAS SAID SO FAR:
    the muther f uckers who made this list should die, who doesnt know these things(?), and, there are many more dangerous toys. also i am against kiki- whatever the frick her name is.

  48. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 26, 2005 at 2:31 am
    "W.A.T.C.H. says these oversized fists encouraged children to engage in "clobberin time!", but parents are warned that "serious injury could result" should it be used to strike a person or pet."

    LMAO!!!!

  49. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    December 15, 2005 at 10:08 pm
    i`m gonna get the SPLATMATIC PISTOL SPLAT PAINTBALL SHOOTER for xmas so i can shoot my brother lol!!!
  50. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    Doesnt everyone like dangerous toys?

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