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Date: 10/14/05 02:40 AM

138 Responses to What Paris Hilton will look like in 50 Years

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:35 am
    Link: What Paris Hilton will look like in 50 Years - An artist`s rendering.
  2. Profile photo of MELio74
    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Woah..... creepy..... So creepy I think I just shat myself..... Though she`ll never let herself look like that what with plastic surgery and everything.....
  3. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:03 am
    *screams like a little girl*
    Thats creapy. O_o
  4. Profile photo of antihexe
    antihexe Male 13-17
    76 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:05 am
    That`s not bad, it`s quite good for a 70 year old.
  5. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:17 am
    Id do her with night vision goggles
  6. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:37 am
    She already looks like sh*t
  7. Profile photo of ozkr
    ozkr Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:39 am
    she is not going to live that long.
  8. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:53 am
    MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!111
  9. Profile photo of sumowombat
    sumowombat Female 13-17
    17 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:12 am
    at least she looks more real.
    the bloody freak.
  10. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:18 am
    Well it`s less plastic at least.
  11. Profile photo of Shnoorum
    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:19 am
    Hot
  12. Profile photo of bludgun
    bludgun Male 13-17
    30 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:30 am
    freaky females these days...
  13. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:35 am
    eh....
  14. Profile photo of LilKelc
    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:01 am
    That Photo is old ive seen it four times indifferent magazines
  15. Profile photo of Sinai
    Sinai Female 13-17
    29 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:12 am
    old ppl in hot pink low necks is JUST WRONG!!! or is it just me??
  16. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:22 am
    dontcha wihs your grandma was HOT like ME
  17. Profile photo of stardustxx
    stardustxx Female 18-29
    13 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:14 am
    she looks better then she does now
  18. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:28 am
    The question to ask is..How many more "movies" will she have appeared in by then..
  19. Profile photo of DTF
    DTF Female 13-17
    17 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:08 am
    I see no differanse.
  20. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:44 am
    ^^lol
    i think she is going to get hooked on heroin and die at the age of 40
  21. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:51 am
    hahaahahah
  22. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:06 am
    50 years? try 5, if she keeps up the fake tan and plastic surgery
  23. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:18 am
    So hot... mmm yeah
  24. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:36 am
    Hey, kiddies. This is how we`ll ALL look in 50 years...if we`re lucky and haven`t died first!
  25. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:53 am
    Lol, BSR...
  26. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 10:27 am
    thats.........um..........
  27. Profile photo of music12
    music12 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 10:30 am
    she already looks like crap
  28. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:02 am
    haha soz paris but i think you should cut down on the partying after u hit the big 70
  29. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:06 am
    "The question to ask is..How many more "movies" will she have appeared in by then.."
    and how many more is she planning at that age?

    guys dont say shes ugly, itsthe inside that counts! oh wait its paris hilton... nevermind!

    which reminds me, where has enohead been this whole time, i havent seen any of his cheerful comments lately

  30. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:07 am
    is it me, ro did her chest get a little bigger?
  31. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:13 am
    Love the sparkles on her cleavage.
  32. Profile photo of night_watch
    night_watch Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:22 am
    mmmm grannies gone wild...

    Hey, don`t knock it til you`ve roostered it!

  33. Profile photo of night_watch
    night_watch Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:23 am
    ... you can`t say rooster. How depressing...
  34. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:35 am
    haha, one of the best posts ever!
  35. Profile photo of sultanofak
    sultanofak Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:37 am
    if she makes it to that age may be...
  36. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:47 am
    thats gross, my eyes have been tainted
  37. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:58 am
    Pretty cool!
  38. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    Chances are she won`t look like that because I`m sure she`ll have plastic surgery/botox injections along with the rest of Hollywood once she starts aging.
  39. Profile photo of KatrynaS
    KatrynaS Female 13-17
    113 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:16 pm
    i hate her...
  40. Profile photo of Prodigy
    Prodigy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    Thats assuming the lives 50 more years...
  41. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    hehehehehehehe
  42. Profile photo of blwhite
    blwhite Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 1:03 pm
    I`d hit it
  43. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 1:20 pm
    monkey, I hope so.
  44. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    I don`t think she`ll look like that, she`ll look more like an old micheal jackson, with all the facelifts and botox she`ll have.
  45. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    Everyone in this room is either a fag, or an ugly emo lebo girl. That isn`t what she will look like, have you seen her mom? And, she has always been pretty but its all natural. If she was plastic her boobs would be a lot bigger. Why don`t you just go cut yourselve and listen to greenday.
  46. Profile photo of blwhite
    blwhite Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    Why don`t you go surf some killer waves you douchbag?
  47. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:12 pm
    first of all surfwer, this isnt a room. second, how does thinking a picture is ugly or bad looking make us a fag or an emo girl? third, nobody said she has implants or an boob surgery. they said she would get botox so she wouldnt be wrinkly like that. fourth, did youhonestly call paris hilton "pretty"? and fifth, nobody insults your taste in music, so why do you give a drat what we listen to?
  48. Profile photo of yourgrandma
    yourgrandma Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:16 pm
    dont make fun of how yourgrandmas look :-) LOL
  49. Profile photo of ShishKebab
    ShishKebab Female 18-29
    192 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:50 pm
    ARGH make it stop! That smile is traumatising...
  50. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    She`ll probably be one of those celebrities that looks better at 60 than most of us look at 30. Damn I hate her.
  51. Profile photo of -Addicted2U-
    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    I doubt Miss Hilton would grow old gracefully. I reckon it`ll be botox and lipo all the way. Lol.
  52. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    Wow, that does turn to look like how she`ll look in 50 years.
  53. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    lol
  54. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:33 pm
    Its funny cause its true.
  55. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    she doesn`t look that bad, it could be much worse. I wonder how michael jakson will look like in 50 years...X-(
  56. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    ^ -scream-
  57. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    :-O
    GROSS!
    X-(
  58. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:07 pm
    "Everyone in this room is either a fag, or an ugly emo lebo girl. That isn`t what she will look like, have you seen her mom? And, she has always been pretty but its all natural. If she was plastic her boobs would be a lot bigger. Why don`t you just go cut yourselve and listen to greenday."

    First, I am very conservative and a Republican homosexual wouldn`t make sense

    Second, I haven`t seen her mom, and truly don`t care.

    Third, Paris Hilton is NOT pretty...she looks like Toucan Sam

    Fourth, just because someone don`t like her don`t mean they are emo, and just because you are emo don`t mean you perform self-mutilation.

    Fifth, I hate Green Day. They are over-praised and over-played.

    And finally, sixth, you my friend, are an ignorant moron who makes himself feel better by insulting other people.

    Thank you for your time and be sure to have a blessed day. ^.^

  59. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    Eewwy...I agree with those who say it won`t happen because she will keep getting plastic surgery. She would never allow herself to grow old.
    In 50 years she would probably look like this:


  60. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:18 pm
    On 10/14/2005 1:31:17 PM SurferGuy wrote: Everyone in this room is either a fag, or an ugly emo lebo girl. That isn`t what she will look like, have you seen her mom? And, she has always been pretty but its all natural. If she was plastic her boobs would be a lot bigger. Why don`t you just go cut yourselve and listen to greenday.

    1. I`m not an "emo"
    2. I`m not a "les"
    3. Her mom looks no better than her.
    4. She has never EVER been pretty.
    5. I hate Green Day with every part of me.
    6. I`d never cut myself.

    Get your sh*t straight, bum opening.

  61. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    TURN OFF!

    *limp*

  62. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    Old...
  63. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    Every person dosnt need to defend themselves against SurferGuy. Its obvious that HE is Paris Hilton.
  64. Profile photo of MariksKoi
    MariksKoi Female 13-17
    47 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:58 pm
    the baka ALREADY looks like that!!
  65. Profile photo of Bored_Guy
    Bored_Guy Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    wow...scary.
  66. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    wow that`s actually really good!
  67. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    "Everyone in this room is either a fag, or an ugly emo lebo girl. That isn`t what she will look like, have you seen her mom? And, she has always been pretty but its all natural. If she was plastic her boobs would be a lot bigger. Why don`t you just go cut yourselve and listen to greenday."

    I never knew this was a room...

  68. Profile photo of fmd518
    fmd518 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:20 pm
    that was one of the funniest things i seen all day
  69. Profile photo of butterfly555
    butterfly555 Male 70 & Over
    22 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    I highly doubt shell be alive in 50 more years to ever look like that
  70. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:49 pm
    she`s more plastic than a barbie. and that ACTUALLY looks like her even tho shes always been ugly
  71. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    Ew. I think that`s what she`ll look like in a year actually. Minus the gray hair.
  72. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 5:56 pm
    OH! And Surferguy likes trannies! I wonder if he remembers The Goddess Bunny.
  73. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:26 pm
    setrbl said:

    first of all surfwer, this isnt a room. second, how does thinking a picture is ugly or bad looking make us a fag or an emo girl? third, nobody said she has implants or an boob surgery. they said she would get botox so she wouldnt be wrinkly like that. fourth, did youhonestly call paris hilton "pretty"? and fifth, nobody insults your taste in music, so why do you give a drat what we listen to?

    It wasn`t that which made you gay..it was your comments.

    Someone said she was plastic and i heard some people make her out to be fake.

    Yes i honestly called paris hilton pretty. And she is.

    I don`t care if nobody criticizes my taste in music, i do because i feel like it.

  74. Profile photo of Weasel_Queen
    Weasel_Queen Female 13-17
    103 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:28 pm
    Hey, if she smokes, she might look like that in 25 years.
  75. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    Someone said this:

    First, I am very conservative and a Republican homosexual wouldn`t make sense

    Second, I haven`t seen her mom, and truly don`t care.

    Third, Paris Hilton is NOT pretty...she looks like Toucan Sam

    Fourth, just because someone don`t like her don`t mean they are emo, and just because you are emo don`t mean you perform self-mutilation.

    Fifth, I hate Green Day. They are over-praised and over-played.

    And finally, sixth, you my friend, are an ignorant moron who makes himself feel better by insulting other people.

    Blah blah blah!!! EMo kids, and their lists. Computer geeks and their lists...faggots and lesbos and their lists. Fat kids and their lists.

    Pretty is all an opinion. But if it could be a fact, she would be pretty considering that the majority of humanity thinks she is hott.

    I don`t care if you like greenday..it was a stereotype.

    First you call me your friend and then, you insult me. Anyway, I don`t need to feel better, i`m on top of the world.<

  76. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:35 pm
    1. I`m not an "emo"
    2. I`m not a "les"
    3. Her mom looks no better than her.
    4. She has never EVER been pretty.
    5. I hate Green Day with every part of me.
    6. I`d never cut myself.

    Get your sh*t straight, bum opening.

    YOUR LIST!! LOL. IT`S LIKE A CONSTANT FACTOR THAT LOSERS HAVE LISTS. SHUTTUP! Hahahaha.

  77. Profile photo of pats_gurl12
    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:35 pm
    i dont think she is that pretty.n she wont look like that in 50 yrs look at her mom she looks like shes 30! it`ll prob be all botox and lipo


    --pats rock!!

  78. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    A gay guy wrote:

    "Everyone in this room is either a fag, or an ugly emo lebo girl. That isn`t what she will look like, have you seen her mom? And, she has always been pretty but its all natural. If she was plastic her boobs would be a lot bigger. Why don`t you just go cut yourselve and listen to greenday."

    I never knew this was a room...

    WOAH..GOOD ONE. YOU LOSER.


  79. Profile photo of SurferGuy
    SurferGuy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:38 pm
    You are all so jealous of pretty girls, and normal people. I can`t believe it. This is like a cult following or something. Whatever Freaks, paris is hottttt.
  80. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:49 pm
    Now that you mention it...the picture actually looks pretty good for a 70-year-old woman..and I guess Paris is *okay*, shes just not in my taste of women...tall brown-eyed brunettes for me!
  81. Profile photo of panama4lyfe
    panama4lyfe Female 13-17
    133 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:52 pm
    She be old enough for huge hefner
  82. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 6:53 pm
    btw i`m not a loser for making a list i`m actually pretty popular for the "new guy" at my new school
  83. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:07 pm
    she does to many drugs to live that long!lol
  84. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    Plastic surgery. She`ll not look like that. Or she`ll be dead. Yeah, let`s go with the dead.
  85. Profile photo of Yumii
    Yumii Female 13-17
    46 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:22 pm
    Just shut-up SurferGuy. It`s not nice to steriotype.
  86. Profile photo of EmFan4Ever
    EmFan4Ever Female 13-17
    48 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:33 pm
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  87. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    MMMM she looks so hot , even with that glitter on her 50 year old breasts. lol
  88. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    AHH! *runs of cover*
  89. Profile photo of shines16
    shines16 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:52 pm
    That`s hot.
  90. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 8:58 pm
    HELL YES!
  91. Profile photo of i_am_24601
    i_am_24601 Female 13-17
    232 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:02 pm
    can you say sexy?
  92. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:09 pm
    well shes ugly either way
  93. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:19 pm
    YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!!!............she will look like this
  94. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:21 pm
    ^ her new play boy shots..........lol:->
  95. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 9:34 pm
    and as for her dog tinkle bell....
  96. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:07 pm
    ^^^ LOL! Good one dogdude1.
  97. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    The f***?
  98. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    surferguy said:
    "It wasn`t that which made you gay..it was your comments.

    Someone said she was plastic and i heard some people make her out to be fake.

    Yes i honestly called paris hilton pretty. And she is.

    I don`t care if nobody criticizes my taste in music, i do because i feel like it. "

    1.nobody said she was plastic. they said she would get botox and such so she will never look like that.
    2.i guess you are entitled to your opinion, but i dont think "pretty" describes her right.
    3. you said "Blah blah blah!!! EMo kids, and their lists. Computer geeks and their lists...faggots and lesbos and their lists. Fat kids and their lists." whats wrong with lists? and yes im a computer geek. but that just means ill live a longer and more sucessful life than a stoner like you.
    4."I don`t need to feel better, i`m on top of the world." there is no top of the world. the world is a spherical shape, and therefore has no top. get over your l

  99. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    does she sleep with many people?
  100. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 12:24 am
    She`ll still probably look a hell of alot better then the nerds on i-am-bored.com, myself included.
  101. Profile photo of RenshBreni
    RenshBreni Female 30-39
    43 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 3:17 am
    I think its an improvement. A friend of mine used to say, "pretty on the outside doesn`t neccesarily mean pretty on the inside". PH gives me the willies. :)
  102. Profile photo of roze92
    roze92 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 5:16 am
    why are you all dissin paris, so what if she likes to make herself look good... i know i do!
  103. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 5:52 am
    Well, she`ll be pumped full of botox, so I don`t think she`ll look QUITE like that.
  104. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 7:32 am
    Hey, i`d still do`er
  105. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 7:40 am
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
  106. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 2:57 pm
    I agree it`s an improvement.
  107. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    Page 3 Surferguy- first he says "Yes i honestly called paris hilton pretty. And she is."
    2 post later he says "Third, Paris Hilton is NOT pretty...she looks like Toucan Sam."


    Which one is it???? I`m so confused...

  108. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 5:47 pm
    no the second one he was quoting someone, and then complaining about his insecurities.
  109. Profile photo of kmartkid
    kmartkid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 6:17 pm
    That`s hot! *rubs eyes* Oh no wait, I had some dust on my glasses....ewwww.
  110. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    MidoriBug, I was the one who said she looks like Toucan Sam...I mean look at the beak on that woman!!!!!
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 10:14 pm
    Um, yeah can`t wait to see.
  112. Profile photo of rokr_hoti
    rokr_hoti Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 2:01 pm
    "thats hot" as she would say. but dont u think shes wearing a little to much??? she should be wearing nothing as much as a slut she already is.
    halla!!!11
  113. Profile photo of suprnatral
    suprnatral Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    OK everyone, that`s how we`d look if we sold our soul and it was rejected. So we decided to jump of a cliff because we were born to suffer and couldn`t pass on a little earlier with some honor intact. That`s just what I think.
  114. Profile photo of adelaida94
    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    wow creepy
  115. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 10:25 pm
    *crys*
  116. Profile photo of PeanutBetter
    PeanutBetter Male 13-17
    101 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 1:10 am
    ... can you say pwnd?
  117. Profile photo of Gawjuz_Baibe
    Gawjuz_Baibe Female 13-17
    2 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 1:47 am
    At leat she LOOKS happy & in the end isn`t that what reali matters?? Hell no! F*ck the stuit skank!
  118. Profile photo of selcrs_
    selcrs_ Female 13-17
    102 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 7:19 am
    wow... that looks like her
  119. Profile photo of polka_dots52
    polka_dots52 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    Anyone could look hot with three pounds of make-up on. B-|
  120. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 10:34 pm
    She`ll look exactly how she does now after the hundreds of opererations n botox she gets... 1 thing she cant change though.. shes gonna be loose as hell (if shes not already)
  121. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 20, 2005 at 7:38 pm
    hah
  122. Profile photo of roxigirl_330
    roxigirl_330 Female 13-17
    9 posts
    October 20, 2005 at 10:45 pm
    omg....thats no fudgeing difference she still loks ugly as fudge!!!!!...lol u guys no its true unless there is some freaky guy out there who thinks shes hot..well if u are one of those guys...?..lolj/k
  123. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    November 5, 2005 at 8:06 am
    *sobs* omygawd, god save us all! actually, i agree with mo0k, she`ll be pumped full of botox.
  124. Profile photo of stifler1
    stifler1 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 5, 2005 at 8:39 am
    so sexy
  125. Profile photo of white_shirts
    white_shirts Male 13-17
    13 posts
    November 6, 2005 at 12:39 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy sh*t thats some freaky stuff right there man
  126. Profile photo of irishcutigal
    irishcutigal Female 13-17
    16 posts
    November 12, 2005 at 9:08 am
    LOL
  127. Profile photo of charlize
    charlize Female 13-17
    72 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    if you actually look at paris (now) she isnt really that pretty. if she wasnt wearing about twenty tons of makeup shed be beautiful, but with the makeup, she`s trying to be pretty. blegh, it doesnt work.
  128. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    December 27, 2005 at 7:25 am
    good for her! No plastic surgery it seems!
  129. Profile photo of dramaqueenD
    dramaqueenD Female 13-17
    189 posts
    December 29, 2005 at 6:53 pm
    Isn`t that a repost?
  130. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    January 9, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    i hope so. i really hope so. it would serve that stuck-up bitch right.
  131. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    *pop,pop*Woops my eyes just fell out.
  132. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    that actually looks pretty accurate though
  133. Profile photo of bookaholic22
    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    ...eew?
  134. Profile photo of monomer_666
    monomer_666 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 4:05 am
    euw i think that may have scarred me for life people
  135. Profile photo of monomer_666
    monomer_666 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 4:08 am
    meh. why should i care shes only a celeb ;-)
  136. Profile photo of monomer_666
    monomer_666 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 4:11 am
    meh. why should i care shes only a celeb ;-)
  137. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    ewwwwwww

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