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Date: 10/31/05 02:27 AM

28 Responses to Trick-Or-Treaters Subject To Random Bag Searches

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 30, 2005 at 11:06 pm
    Link: Trick-Or-Treaters Subject To Random Bag Searches - Announcement made by Homeland Security Department.
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    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 30, 2005 at 11:12 pm
    That article was funny, but the "Queer Eye Team Denounces Recent Wave Of Vigilante Homosexual Makeover Groups" was funnier this week.
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    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 2:35 am
    LoL I love the pictures.....
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 3:24 am
    Get those lil terrorists!
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 5:48 am
    Meh, the onion is annoying.
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    owlkid Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 8:59 am
    So i take it this is just for fun.........
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    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 11:21 am
    Before i saw who it was written by (and read very far down) i thought it was for real!

    You gotta love the onion!

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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 12:48 pm
    lmao
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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 1:04 pm
    Fake news is funny, but not when people KNOW its fake.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    The picture of the "Most Wanted Terrorists" is the best part!
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    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    I wouldnt be at all suprised if they really started doing this!
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    sure... )-|
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 4:07 pm
    UMMM IM DUMB DOES THAT MEAN I CANT GO BAG SNATCHIN??????????

    soorry bout caps and im 2 lazy 2 go back and make it not caps.even though this is more writing

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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 5:41 pm
    heheh
    I want that job
    skip all the needless walking and just take it in the name of AMERICA
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    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 6:19 pm
    lol, i love the onion
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    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 6:51 pm
    you are on crack metter
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    b4light Male 13-17
    27 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 9:12 pm
    i like onions...my dad made me eat 1 for $5
    i just hid it in my pocket(but i did take a little bite.its nasty!!)
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 10:11 pm
    ^^ lol
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    tacuvo Male 18-29
    314 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 10:29 pm
    I feel like and idiot. I`ve never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these? And wtf does ROFL mean? I keep asking and no one answers me.
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    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    On 10/31/2005 10:29:05 PM tacuvo wrote: I feel like and idiot. I`ve never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these?
    This is really all the Onion writes. Some of it sounds slightly plausible, and some like last weeks story about Pittsburg not being prepared for zombie attacks, is just over the top.
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    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 12:05 am
    thought it was real..... the way america thinks now kinda doesentmake this sound fake
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 12:41 am
    So who will the Homeland Security officials selectively omit in their supposed "random" searches that are unofficially guided by the mores of political correctness?? The real towlheads, taking the kids of theirs out to collect candy, disguised as icons of Western Imperialism such as Batman, Superman, and Dick Cheney, or the children of non-Muslim Americans who are merely DRESSING-UP like the Towlheads?? It will be interesting to see which party they may omit in their "random search," out of the likely confusion over which of them would be most outraged by the search which most closely fulfills the appearance-oriented logic behing counter-American suspicions. They usually omit the most plausible suspect, in other words. An indication of how successful the liberal censorship ploy of "political-correctness" has been in influencing not only the thought-processes of our daily lives, but the investigative parameters of our Executive justice system
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 12:42 am
    On 10/31/2005 10:29:05 PM tacuvo wrote: I feel like and idiot. I`ve never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these? And wtf does ROFL mean? I keep asking and no one answers me.

    People do answer you, you just don`t check back in the forums or something...ROFL means rolling on floor laughing. Doubt you`ll see this...

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    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 2:55 pm
    Lil Bastards need their candy taken away from them. I handed out sweet and Low packets for halloween.
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 3:34 pm
    lol mooseyfate i agree. Now they have found a way to tax even our halloween candy. Bastards.
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    tacuvo Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    Thank you very much Halifax Girl. Seriously though, I`ve been asking and no one answers, but I do check back. Hey if you wanna ROFL a little check out this link, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    November 2, 2005 at 12:36 pm
    rite
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    kims_iab Female 18-29
    127 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    they did this in my town... wait, no they didn`t!

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