The Best Geek Quotes

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Tech
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/?listname=Geek&listowner=Public&search=&start=1&topic=1005

If you find any of these funny, you are a geek.
There are 77 comments:
Male 2
I really enjoyed by seeing all the pics thanks for sharing it http://www.gr8wishes.com/
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Female 731
I laughed @ all of them.

Aand nice one chestertheje!

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Male 572
I need to get l41d :-(...
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Male 142
Dangit... I don`t wanna be a geek.
But seriously folks, how can you not find #3 even a little funny?
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Male 149
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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Female 394
I like number 5...
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Female 155
W00t! Not a geek.. yet.

BTW, my 100th post! :)

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Male 4
I`m a geek, I know it, I`m proud of it, and I have the .txt,.pdf,.xls,and .doc to prove it!! lol
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Male 637
i laughed at every one of them oh no!
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Female 963
Hahahaha

Microsoft: "You`ve got questions. We`ve got dancing paperclips."

Very true :-)

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Male 415
i love the "My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard." its fantanstic
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Female 2,244
Happy to say I didn`t find any of them funny. Computer humor, meh.
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Female 380
the only one i found funny was My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.
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Male 1,364
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

ha! this means me.

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Male 27
[quote]On 10/7/2005 9:43:44 AM wild_monkeys wrote: i really didnt need to know this. i try and keep nerds out of my life. i am sad coz my best friend has just moved to georgia. i will probably never see her again.|-([/quote]
Wah, wah. Shut up.
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Female 168
I liked some of them and didn`t get others. The pokemon one made me laugh and laugh. I`m probably going to sing that to my friends now just to bug them.
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Male 57
You people who dont get the roses are red one are n00bs!!!! HTML PWNS YOU N00BS! lol
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Male 797
number nine says it all for me
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Female 209
*rolls around laughing*.....i don`t get it........
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Male 1,526
i agree with n_j or something, on the first page.
there are only few geeks that behave like in the 80s movies. and most that do behave like that that i know of, have a mental disorder.
sorry if i offended anyone, but i did say most, not all.
and my favorit of the jokes was: There`s no place like 127.0.0.1... that cracked me upp
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Female 585
nooo! Im a dork no wonder I don`t have a boyfriend
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Male 761
hmmmm
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Male 348
they were very good, especially the pokemon one. And I do understand binary but that`s because I have a maths degree. And the version 1.0 is soooo old.
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Female 111
Hehe..the pokemon one was cute.
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Male 1,425
i kno..haha i qualify for 3 and 6

You know your a computer geek when-

1.You kiss your girlfriend`s home page.
2.Your glasses have a web site burned into them.
3.You turn your computer off and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug off your wife.
4.Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
5.You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

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Female 44
I loved them all, except number six..

It`s a poem about Pokemon...? Eh..?
What`s so funny about it? o.O

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Male 23
Hilarious
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Male 979
Ha awesome!
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Female 23
4 and 6 made me lol.. (:
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Male 774
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

0wned.
lol im so over pokemon... but that was to funny /;

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Female 1,603
I liked the pokemon one. It was cute :)
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Female 1,697
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

what?? could someone please explain it to me!!X-(

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Male 247
o nvm
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Male 247
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you. lol

and


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Male 851
the clever ones are good
others just aren`t

captain obvious strikes again!

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Male 1,866
some tell me what the other ones mean
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Male 1,866
the only one that was good was: my pokemon cards one.... my friend made me sing that infront of my class for my project and i failed because of that
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Male 24
quoth the server, 404.
im still crying laughing.
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Male 305
lol
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Female 882
mwahahaha.

i liked that.

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Male 58
that was really dumb
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Male 404
Meh, Not too great.
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Female 47
^_^ Luved the pokemon one, probably because I can`t stand the original song lol
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Female 93
Wow...

I`m only 15 and I understood nearly every one of those.

I love the one about binary! ^^

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Male 615
ok 6 was kinda funny
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Female 782
lol pretty good
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Male 1,061
rite?
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Male 159
These are not things that all geeks would say. trust me. im a geek and i dont know much about computers
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Male 1,030
Also, on a clear disk, you can seek forever.
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Male 1,030
I like the one that says "my software never has bugs, it just develops random features". yeah, I`m a nerd. I wish I had F4240 dollars, I`d even take 186A0.
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Female 304
heh
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Female 35
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of `hot xxx galore`.
While i clicked my fav`rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" `Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404.

LMFAO

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Male 605
HA!

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

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Male 60
is LINUX really better than windows?
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Female 302
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

wooh, this is so darn catchy!!!! *dances*

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Male 36
Pfft, I knew I was a nerd to begin with. but not one of those godforsaken computer nerds. Im a DnD nerd!!!! its totally different, guys.

but the `nerd gene` has become a weakened thing. its not as hardcore nerdy as it used to be.

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Male 93
I liked 1, 4, and 8. 6 annoyed the hell out of me.
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Female 240
Haha, I liked #4.
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Female 982
^yeah I use to be into pokemon. I wish I sold my cards before it was "out". My little brother stole all my cards.
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Female 712
#6 was friggin hilarious, probably cause I used to be into pokemon. >_<
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Female 683
i really didnt need to know this. i try and keep nerds out of my life. i am sad coz my best friend has just moved to georgia. i will probably never see her again.|-(
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Male 388
ah, come on they`re fun - and I`m not a nerd
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Male 1,465
"eights alright because it involes alcohol, which i didnt know geeks consumed or knew about"

Trust me, a lot of the geeks of today aren’t the lame asses that we are stereotyped as. Some of the wildest parties I’ve been to have been those thrown by other geeks. And no, we don’t sit around talking about star trek all night (only part of the night). One of the last parties was a house party of with about a hundred and fifty people, plenty of booze, guests doing keg stands and a noise level that I’m surprised didn’t bring the cops out. We did do some slightly nerdy things though. I was drunkenly rambling on about Uwe Boll ruining game movies and Lucas crapping on star wars, one group was playing the nude patch version DOA beach volleyball and another group was playing speed chess with shot glasses filled with Jack. All in all, I’m proud to be a next-gen geek. We can have the best of both worlds.

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Male 951
Most of them are excellent. :-D
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Male 784
Nerds are fun.
That`s what they are.
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Female 287
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

Hahahaha....I like that one ^.^

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Female 2,144
The Only One I Understood And BOTH Laughed At Was The Pokemon One.
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Female 211
ya that was kinda funny!but i not a geek :-( !
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Male 286
It is funny on the base level that its soo bad!
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Male 820
eights alright because it involes alcohol, which i didnt know geeks consumed or knew about. well there you go
oh, the rest are quite the geeky
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Female 982
Number 6 was kinda funny. I didn`t actually laugh though.
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Male 1,465
Some of those were pretty clever.
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Male 145
wait...but the geek/dork/nerd quiz said I wasent any of the above, yet, I find this post humorous...so...torn!
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Female 123
Oh no; I like them all. :-D
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Male 65
Love the first one, really clever
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Male 992
NERDS!!!
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Male 10,115
Link: The Best Geek Quotes [Rate Link] - If you find any of these funny, you are a geek.
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