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Date: 10/07/05 02:21 AM

77 Responses to The Best Geek Quotes

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:29 pm
    Link: The Best Geek Quotes - If you find any of these funny, you are a geek.
  2. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:25 am
    NERDS!!!
  3. Profile photo of atchetarry
    atchetarry Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:38 am
    Love the first one, really clever
  4. Profile photo of Ryuu
    Ryuu Female 18-29
    123 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Oh no; I like them all. :-D
  5. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:56 am
    wait...but the geek/dork/nerd quiz said I wasent any of the above, yet, I find this post humorous...so...torn!
  6. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:58 am
    Some of those were pretty clever.
  7. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 4:11 am
    Number 6 was kinda funny. I didn`t actually laugh though.
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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 4:15 am
    eights alright because it involes alcohol, which i didnt know geeks consumed or knew about. well there you go
    oh, the rest are quite the geeky
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    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 4:16 am
    It is funny on the base level that its soo bad!
  10. Profile photo of fizzyk
    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:35 am
    ya that was kinda funny!but i not a geek :-( !
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:35 am
    The Only One I Understood And BOTH Laughed At Was The Pokemon One.
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    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 6:11 am
    My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

    Hahahaha....I like that one ^.^

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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 6:19 am
    Nerds are fun.
    That`s what they are.
  14. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:04 am
    Most of them are excellent. :-D
  15. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:35 am
    "eights alright because it involes alcohol, which i didnt know geeks consumed or knew about"

    Trust me, a lot of the geeks of today aren’t the lame asses that we are stereotyped as. Some of the wildest parties I’ve been to have been those thrown by other geeks. And no, we don’t sit around talking about star trek all night (only part of the night). One of the last parties was a house party of with about a hundred and fifty people, plenty of booze, guests doing keg stands and a noise level that I’m surprised didn’t bring the cops out. We did do some slightly nerdy things though. I was drunkenly rambling on about Uwe Boll ruining game movies and Lucas crapping on star wars, one group was playing the nude patch version DOA beach volleyball and another group was playing speed chess with shot glasses filled with Jack. All in all, I’m proud to be a next-gen geek. We can have the best of both worlds.

  16. Profile photo of ainur
    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:35 am
    ah, come on they`re fun - and I`m not a nerd
  17. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:43 am
    i really didnt need to know this. i try and keep nerds out of my life. i am sad coz my best friend has just moved to georgia. i will probably never see her again.|-(
  18. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:53 am
    #6 was friggin hilarious, probably cause I used to be into pokemon. >_<
  19. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:11 am
    ^yeah I use to be into pokemon. I wish I sold my cards before it was "out". My little brother stole all my cards.
  20. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:17 am
    Haha, I liked #4.
  21. Profile photo of cramitupyour
    cramitupyour Male 18-29
    93 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:46 am
    I liked 1, 4, and 8. 6 annoyed the hell out of me.
  22. Profile photo of tannuki
    tannuki Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:02 am
    Pfft, I knew I was a nerd to begin with. but not one of those godforsaken computer nerds. Im a DnD nerd!!!! its totally different, guys.

    but the `nerd gene` has become a weakened thing. its not as hardcore nerdy as it used to be.

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    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:25 am
    My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

    wooh, this is so darn catchy!!!! *dances*

  24. Profile photo of (S)aint
    (S)aint Male 18-29
    60 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:30 am
    is LINUX really better than windows?
  25. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:34 am
    HA!

    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    Are belong to you

  26. Profile photo of naominoggin
    naominoggin Female 13-17
    35 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:06 pm
    once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
    over many a strange and spurious site of `hot xxx galore`.
    While i clicked my fav`rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
    " `Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
    quoth the server, 404.

    LMFAO

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    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    heh
  28. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:41 pm
    I like the one that says "my software never has bugs, it just develops random features". yeah, I`m a nerd. I wish I had F4240 dollars, I`d even take 186A0.
  29. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:42 pm
    Also, on a clear disk, you can seek forever.
  30. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:27 pm
    These are not things that all geeks would say. trust me. im a geek and i dont know much about computers
  31. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    rite?
  32. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    lol pretty good
  33. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    ok 6 was kinda funny
  34. Profile photo of DaElf
    DaElf Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    Wow...

    I`m only 15 and I understood nearly every one of those.

    I love the one about binary! ^^

  35. Profile photo of MariksKoi
    MariksKoi Female 13-17
    47 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    ^_^ Luved the pokemon one, probably because I can`t stand the original song lol
  36. Profile photo of gabcab
    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:34 pm
    Meh, Not too great.
  37. Profile photo of Chaz1337
    Chaz1337 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    that was really dumb
  38. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:49 pm
    mwahahaha.

    i liked that.

  39. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:24 pm
    lol
  40. Profile photo of suicideking
    suicideking Male 18-29
    24 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    quoth the server, 404.
    im still crying laughing.
  41. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    the only one that was good was: my pokemon cards one.... my friend made me sing that infront of my class for my project and i failed because of that
  42. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    some tell me what the other ones mean
  43. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:08 pm
    the clever ones are good
    others just aren`t

    captain obvious strikes again!

  44. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    Are belong to you. lol

    and


  45. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    o nvm
  46. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:25 pm
    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    Are belong to you

    what?? could someone please explain it to me!!X-(

  47. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:44 pm
    I liked the pokemon one. It was cute :)
  48. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.

    0wned.
    lol im so over pokemon... but that was to funny /;

  49. Profile photo of fallen-angel
    fallen-angel Female 13-17
    23 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:18 pm
    4 and 6 made me lol.. (:
  50. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:26 pm
    Ha awesome!
  51. Profile photo of etcfc
    etcfc Male 18-29
    23 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:43 pm
    Hilarious
  52. Profile photo of Alyan
    Alyan Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:00 pm
    I loved them all, except number six..

    It`s a poem about Pokemon...? Eh..?
    What`s so funny about it? o.O

  53. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:53 pm
    i kno..haha i qualify for 3 and 6

    You know your a computer geek when-

    1.You kiss your girlfriend`s home page.
    2.Your glasses have a web site burned into them.
    3.You turn your computer off and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug off your wife.
    4.Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
    5.You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

  54. Profile photo of Borderline
    Borderline Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:04 pm
    Hehe..the pokemon one was cute.
  55. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    they were very good, especially the pokemon one. And I do understand binary but that`s because I have a maths degree. And the version 1.0 is soooo old.
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:09 am
    hmmmm
  57. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 9:44 am
    nooo! Im a dork no wonder I don`t have a boyfriend
  58. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:03 am
    i agree with n_j or something, on the first page.
    there are only few geeks that behave like in the 80s movies. and most that do behave like that that i know of, have a mental disorder.
    sorry if i offended anyone, but i did say most, not all.
    and my favorit of the jokes was: There`s no place like 127.0.0.1... that cracked me upp
  59. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:19 am
    *rolls around laughing*.....i don`t get it........
  60. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:28 pm
    number nine says it all for me
  61. Profile photo of blahblah3349
    blahblah3349 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:28 pm
    You people who dont get the roses are red one are n00bs!!!! HTML PWNS YOU N00BS! lol
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    cheesysong23 Female 13-17
    169 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    I liked some of them and didn`t get others. The pokemon one made me laugh and laugh. I`m probably going to sing that to my friends now just to bug them.
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    Kungfullama Male 13-17
    27 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    On 10/7/2005 9:43:44 AM wild_monkeys wrote: i really didnt need to know this. i try and keep nerds out of my life. i am sad coz my best friend has just moved to georgia. i will probably never see her again.|-(
    Wah, wah. Shut up.
  64. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

    ha! this means me.

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    oOJennaOo Female 13-17
    380 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:26 pm
    the only one i found funny was My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard.
  66. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 12:46 am
    Happy to say I didn`t find any of them funny. Computer humor, meh.
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    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 10:55 am
    i love the "My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they`re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I`ll trade this but not my charizard." its fantanstic
  68. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 10:11 pm
    Hahahaha

    Microsoft: "You`ve got questions. We`ve got dancing paperclips."

    Very true :-)

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    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 10:33 pm
    i laughed at every one of them oh no!
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    Cueball00 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 9:25 pm
    I`m a geek, I know it, I`m proud of it, and I have the .txt,.pdf,.xls,and .doc to prove it!! lol
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    TheEx Female 13-17
    155 posts
    September 4, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    W00t! Not a geek.. yet.

    BTW, my 100th post! :)

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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 4, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    I like number 5...
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    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    March 11, 2007 at 12:29 am
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
  74. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    April 7, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Dangit... I don`t wanna be a geek.
    But seriously folks, how can you not find #3 even a little funny?
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    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 21, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    I need to get l41d :-(...
  76. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    I laughed @ all of them.

    Aand nice one chestertheje!

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    Guru Prasad Male 30-39
    2 posts
    February 5, 2016 at 1:50 am
    I really enjoyed by seeing all the pics thanks for sharing it http://www.gr8wishes.com/

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