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Date: 10/12/05 02:30 AM

77 Responses to Reason for condoms!

  1. Profile photo of MoonieInDrag
    MoonieInDrag Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2005 at 9:23 pm
    Link: Reason for condoms! - Use condoms! Kids are annoying!
  2. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 2:33 am
    What a bad tantrum...I can`t wait to have children now.
  3. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 2:34 am
    I`ll admit it. I hate children. When I have my own it will be a different story of course. If I were a parent my reaction to that tantrum would be of a disciplinary action.

    But not being a parent, watching that, my initial reaction was to step on the kid`s face when he was lying on the floor.

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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 2:46 am
    Haha, thats funny. Clever too, I saw it on TV a while back.
  5. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 2:52 am
    Jonathan Smith`s "A modest proposal" ...thats all I have to say.
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    theBSR Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2005 at 2:54 am
    Or you could just drown him
  7. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:07 am
    damn... that kid needs to be smacked.
  8. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:13 am
    Awww I thought the father was cute...
  9. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:16 am
    None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2005 at 3:20 am
    this is as OLD AS SIN!
  11. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 3:44 am
    On 10/12/2005 3:16:19 AM Cooper_Smith wrote: None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?

    I have no idea what you`re talking about. I guess the others don`t either.

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    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 3:56 am
    On 10/12/2005 3:16:19 AM Cooper_Smith wrote: None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?

    I know what it is, in short, it’s about eating the babies and children of the poor. Oh and the authors name was Jonathan Swift, not Smith.

  13. Profile photo of shockrifying
    shockrifying Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:01 am
    just kick the damn kid!i would have hit him over the head with them sweets!
  14. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:09 am
    Oh yah, forgot to say what I was originally going to post. This is why I never want to have kids and am seriously considering a vasectomy.
  15. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:21 am
    oh so whats a lil temper tantrum?
  16. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 6:17 am
    Sounds similar to my neighbour`s child.
  17. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:20 am
    I`m quite upset with this. This company is commercial is pretty much saying that if you don`t use a condom, you are gona have bratty kids, but in reality its not the the fact that he didn`t wear a condom that makes his kid an non-nice individual, it`s the fact that he was a bad parent.
  18. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 9:07 am
    I read A Modest Proposal in 11th grade. It`s a satire about using the children of the poor for nourishment.
  19. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 9:11 am
    LOL to the modest proposal post.

    And wow.. kids like this are in my work all the time. I hate Disney.

  20. Profile photo of nybull
    nybull Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 9:25 am
    The need to show that clip once a day everyday to all high school students...maybe then we wont have 14,15,16 year olds running around with kids that they can`t take care of and that my taxes are paying for....
  21. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 10:21 am
    Man, if that was my kid, I`d smack the poo outta it.
  22. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2005 at 10:22 am
    i agree with scrounger, the father was indeed cute. as for the kid- spitting image of my little brother.
  23. Profile photo of XENOLITH
    XENOLITH Male 13-17
    80 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 10:39 am
    Poned.
  24. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 11:08 am
    Just _raise_ the little bastard, man. You don`t even have to hit him, just grab his arm and take him back hooome. I worked in a grocerie store... right on front of the bakery. I got that all the time, and like... half parents will only sigh and roll their eyes instead of putting a leash on their little monsters. I`m pregnant now, and I swear on my own head that I will never, EVER let my child humiliate me like he did to that poor incapable father.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 11:48 am
    I`m convinced.
  26. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2005 at 12:57 pm
    lol. unluki m8
  27. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
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    October 12, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    After reading most of the posts on this site, I didnt need to see this to be convinced to use a condom.
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    ok heres the thing if you let your kids get away with everything this is how they act when you actually say no there not use to it, but damn this kid needs an arse whipping....you can tell times have change if that was me when i was little the damn butcher would come out and help my parents whip my a lol
  29. Profile photo of natichic
    natichic Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 1:39 pm
    Let that had been my child (i dont have none right now), I wouldve walked around the store like he wasnt mine. LOL.
  30. Profile photo of happydude64
    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 1:45 pm
    The dad looks like Bon Jovi
  31. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    But the peopleon tv like Supernanny always say you should tell them firmly no, but not make a scene. B*llocks.
  32. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    Thats exactly what I thought happydude64!
    What a little brat the kid is. I agree with some others, a good ass whipping would settle him down a bit.
  33. Profile photo of purplegymsho
    purplegymsho Female 13-17
    61 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:13 pm
    I`ve seen this a couple years ago, and each time I want to mash that ugly brat`s face in. Especially when his damn eyes bug out when he screams. GRR
  34. Profile photo of purplegymsho
    purplegymsho Female 13-17
    61 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    Happy dude. Are you psychic? I was JUST going to post that. O.o
  35. Profile photo of Mahox
    Mahox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    I`m with the rest of you ppl, smack the brat ^^
  36. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    ecks ****ing dee
  37. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:40 pm
    See if that was my mama, she would have smacked him in the mouth a few times. After a fourth swing he would have got the point.

    You woudlnt know if my brothers or myself were with our mom.

  38. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    umm y dont you all just shut the fudge up ok. "o im never havin kids." just for the record, not every kid is a total douche bag. Sure there are a few bad ones. but basically none act like THAT.
  39. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    besides the comercial was funny so ha
  40. Profile photo of omgitsamoose
    omgitsamoose Female 18-29
    102 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    Happydude, ur damn right, its a scary resembalense, also, that advert sucked, just cuz a child is "unexpected" dosnt mean its a little terror, its just the way the damn thing was brought up, my kid would do that to me at its peril


  41. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    repost??
  42. Profile photo of dizuckai
    dizuckai Female 18-29
    60 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:18 pm
    rofl damn
  43. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    yeesh,that`s loud.I cant hear anything now.Dam u tantrum boy!
  44. Profile photo of grade4
    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    On 10/12/2005 1:45:06 PM happydude64 wrote: The dad looks like Bon Jovi
    I saw that too! I thought I was the only one...

    I wonder if that kid had a sore throat after that.. He was acting, right?

  45. Profile photo of grade4
    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 5:04 pm
    What language is that, anyway?
  46. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 6:04 pm
    They should start making those children seats in the carts bigger! Put the little brat in there and put that "seatbelt" on reeeeaaaaal tight so his legs are numb. Then say, "You want some sweets? Here," and hand him some weird looking fruit. While he looks, smack him upside the head.
  47. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 6:33 pm
    two words: boarding school. and i think the language was french, grade4, but i could be wrong.
  48. Profile photo of Junimond
    Junimond Female 13-17
    68 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    Hah, reminds me of my little siblings. Blah.
  49. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 7:04 pm
    For all you parents out there, there`s an easy way to deal with your child if it starts to act like this. It`s called fire.
  50. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 7:21 pm
    I know this commercial cannot apply to every single kid. But come on, this is a CONDOM commercial, and what do condoms do? How can you advertise for a condom? -_-
    Another idea could be saying the woman is pregant and don`t know who`s the father (like that video a while ago) because she didnt use a condom ...etc, they can only put possiblities.
    Or maybe STD`s are a better idea for a commercial on condoms actually.
  51. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 7:21 pm
    if that was my kid i would be suprised if he wasn`t walking around the store in a wheel chair
  52. Profile photo of stephie1954
    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    wiser words were never spoken!
  53. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:56 pm
    REPOST.
  54. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    but still. "i want sweeties!"? poor man..
  55. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 9:07 pm
    Use condoms to choke the child.
  56. Profile photo of burnteffigy
    burnteffigy Female 18-29
    370 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 11:05 pm
    On 10/12/2005 5:04:17 PM grade4 wrote: What language is that, anyway?
    French
  57. Profile photo of MrBrightside
    MrBrightside Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 10:51 am
    Why oh why is this video in the links section for what must be at least the 3rd time?
  58. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 11:48 am
    that kid needs a slap round the legs, i know i woulda got one!
  59. Profile photo of sogeekishx
    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    haha, I read Modest Proposal last year in English. nice joke cooper_smith :D
  60. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    do you like discipline?
  61. Profile photo of wave14
    wave14 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    Im only fourteen, but I have read alot of books on parenting. The best thing to do would have been to remove him from the situation. I would have left my cart there and said screw it. If my child is going to act like a wild animal hes not going to be in a public place.
  62. Profile photo of Mishak
    Mishak Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 9:13 pm
    i would just wip out the belt and beat that little bastards ass red in front of everyone and punch anyone in the face that tries to stop me
  63. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 10:34 pm
    Come on people. Quit analyzing the funny comercial...btw I saw this on Kontraband. It didn`t have subtitles then, and these people got the subtitles wrong The boy was saying "I want the big bag!" Sorry if some one else said this I didn`t feel like reading all of the comments.
  64. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 12:16 am
    Holy crap. I have never wanted to have kids and that is part of the reason why...I`m so thankful that my fiance is fixed!! WOOHOO!!!
  65. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 2:13 am
    <i>I`m quite upset with this. This company is commercial is pretty much saying that if you don`t use a condom, you are gona have bratty kids, but in reality its not the the fact that he didn`t wear a condom that makes his kid an non-nice individual, it`s the fact that he was a bad parent.</i>

    geez. its sayin if u think ur gonna be a bad dad, wear a freakin condom!!

  66. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    that lil` kid reminds me of my cousin <_<. I`m gonna use a condom next time!! and yeah, he looked like Bon Jovi...
  67. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    the dad i mean =\
  68. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    that lil` kid reminds me of my cousin <_<. I`m gonna use a condom next time!! and yeah, he looked like Bon Jovi...
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    obeythemonke Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    HALLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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    rokr_hoti Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 2:21 pm
    wow.do u think that kid and me could be related?
  71. Profile photo of burnteffigy
    burnteffigy Female 18-29
    370 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 8:30 pm
    On 10/13/2005 10:34:28 PM freakyppl wrote: Come on people. Quit analyzing the funny comercial...btw I saw this on Kontraband. It didn`t have subtitles then, and these people got the subtitles wrong The boy was saying "I want the big bag!" Sorry if some one else said this I didn`t feel like reading all of the comments.
    Uh, no the kid is pretty clearly saying "Je veux les bonbons." (I want the candies.)
  72. Profile photo of sera9573
    sera9573 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 1:28 pm
    "Use condoms to choke the child." I just spit all over my computer laughing at that one for some odd reason.

    I see so many people saying "When I have kids they won`t act that way!" Now how do you honestly know until you have one?

    The reports of "that reminds me of...." someone is raising kids to act this way.

    USE A CONDOM!

  73. Profile photo of F16Eater
    F16Eater Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    i`ll never have a kid like that!
  74. Profile photo of F16Eater
    F16Eater Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 3:26 pm
    nice
  75. Profile photo of white_shirts
    white_shirts Male 13-17
    13 posts
    November 6, 2005 at 12:55 am
    Think About this kid if he was the same way in 20 years..."I want that car!" "i want that girl!" ugh...he would be shot and it would most likely be by me
  76. Profile photo of blue18
    blue18 Female 18-29
    147 posts
    November 30, 2005 at 4:20 am
    i love this advert and i think that kid is so cuuuuuuuuuttttte!!!!!!!!
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    karatechick1 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    LMFAO

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