Reason for condoms!

Submitted by: MoonieInDrag 11 years ago in Funny
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Use condoms! Kids are annoying!
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Female 12
LMFAO
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Female 147
i love this advert and i think that kid is so cuuuuuuuuuttttte!!!!!!!!
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Male 13
Think About this kid if he was the same way in 20 years..."I want that car!" "i want that girl!" ugh...he would be shot and it would most likely be by me
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Male 45
nice
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Male 45
i`ll never have a kid like that!
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Female 18
"Use condoms to choke the child." I just spit all over my computer laughing at that one for some odd reason.

I see so many people saying "When I have kids they won`t act that way!" Now how do you honestly know until you have one?

The reports of "that reminds me of...." someone is raising kids to act this way.

USE A CONDOM!

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Female 368
[quote]On 10/13/2005 10:34:28 PM freakyppl wrote: Come on people. Quit analyzing the funny comercial...btw I saw this on Kontraband. It didn`t have subtitles then, and these people got the subtitles wrong The boy was saying "I want the big bag!" Sorry if some one else said this I didn`t feel like reading all of the comments. [/quote]
Uh, no the kid is pretty clearly saying "Je veux les bonbons." (I want the candies.)
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Female 6
wow.do u think that kid and me could be related?
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Male 28
HALLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 383
that lil` kid reminds me of my cousin <_<. I`m gonna use a condom next time!! and yeah, he looked like Bon Jovi...
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Male 383
the dad i mean =\
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Male 383
that lil` kid reminds me of my cousin <_<. I`m gonna use a condom next time!! and yeah, he looked like Bon Jovi...
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Female 198
<i>I`m quite upset with this. This company is commercial is pretty much saying that if you don`t use a condom, you are gona have bratty kids, but in reality its not the the fact that he didn`t wear a condom that makes his kid an non-nice individual, it`s the fact that he was a bad parent.</i>

geez. its sayin if u think ur gonna be a bad dad, wear a freakin condom!!

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Female 1,603
Holy crap. I have never wanted to have kids and that is part of the reason why...I`m so thankful that my fiance is fixed!! WOOHOO!!!
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Female 395
Come on people. Quit analyzing the funny comercial...btw I saw this on Kontraband. It didn`t have subtitles then, and these people got the subtitles wrong The boy was saying "I want the big bag!" Sorry if some one else said this I didn`t feel like reading all of the comments.
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Male 9
i would just wip out the belt and beat that little bastards ass red in front of everyone and punch anyone in the face that tries to stop me
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Female 77
Im only fourteen, but I have read alot of books on parenting. The best thing to do would have been to remove him from the situation. I would have left my cart there and said screw it. If my child is going to act like a wild animal hes not going to be in a public place.
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Male 244
do you like discipline?
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Female 163
haha, I read Modest Proposal last year in English. nice joke cooper_smith :D
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Female 406
that kid needs a slap round the legs, i know i woulda got one!
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Male 49
Why oh why is this video in the links section for what must be at least the 3rd time?
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Female 368
[quote]On 10/12/2005 5:04:17 PM grade4 wrote: What language is that, anyway?[/quote]
French
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Female 1,397
Use condoms to choke the child.
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Male 1,066
but still. "i want sweeties!"? poor man..
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Male 1,066
REPOST.
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Female 412
wiser words were never spoken!
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Male 194
if that was my kid i would be suprised if he wasn`t walking around the store in a wheel chair
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Female 412
I know this commercial cannot apply to every single kid. But come on, this is a CONDOM commercial, and what do condoms do? How can you advertise for a condom? -_-
Another idea could be saying the woman is pregant and don`t know who`s the father (like that video a while ago) because she didnt use a condom ...etc, they can only put possiblities.
Or maybe STD`s are a better idea for a commercial on condoms actually.
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Male 142
For all you parents out there, there`s an easy way to deal with your child if it starts to act like this. It`s called fire.
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Female 68
Hah, reminds me of my little siblings. Blah.
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Female 161
two words: boarding school. and i think the language was french, grade4, but i could be wrong.
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Female 1,403
They should start making those children seats in the carts bigger! Put the little brat in there and put that "seatbelt" on reeeeaaaaal tight so his legs are numb. Then say, "You want some sweets? Here," and hand him some weird looking fruit. While he looks, smack him upside the head.
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Female 870
What language is that, anyway?
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Female 870
[quote]On 10/12/2005 1:45:06 PM happydude64 wrote: The dad looks like Bon Jovi[/quote]
I saw that too! I thought I was the only one...

I wonder if that kid had a sore throat after that.. He was acting, right?

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Female 305
yeesh,that`s loud.I cant hear anything now.Dam u tantrum boy!
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Female 60
rofl damn
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Male 1,083
repost??
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Female 102
Happydude, ur damn right, its a scary resembalense, also, that advert sucked, just cuz a child is "unexpected" dosnt mean its a little terror, its just the way the damn thing was brought up, my kid would do that to me at its peril


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Male 247
besides the comercial was funny so ha
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Male 247
umm y dont you all just shut the fudge up ok. "o im never havin kids." just for the record, not every kid is a total douche bag. Sure there are a few bad ones. but basically none act like THAT.
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Female 1,262
See if that was my mama, she would have smacked him in the mouth a few times. After a fourth swing he would have got the point.

You woudlnt know if my brothers or myself were with our mom.

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Male 285
ecks ****ing dee
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Male 101
I`m with the rest of you ppl, smack the brat ^^
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Female 61
Happy dude. Are you psychic? I was JUST going to post that. O.o
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Female 61
I`ve seen this a couple years ago, and each time I want to mash that ugly brat`s face in. Especially when his damn eyes bug out when he screams. GRR
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Female 160
Thats exactly what I thought happydude64!
What a little brat the kid is. I agree with some others, a good ass whipping would settle him down a bit.
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Female 491
But the peopleon tv like Supernanny always say you should tell them firmly no, but not make a scene. B*llocks.
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Male 341
The dad looks like Bon Jovi
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Female 48
Let that had been my child (i dont have none right now), I wouldve walked around the store like he wasnt mine. LOL.
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Female 552
ok heres the thing if you let your kids get away with everything this is how they act when you actually say no there not use to it, but damn this kid needs an arse whipping....you can tell times have change if that was me when i was little the damn butcher would come out and help my parents whip my a lol
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Male 608
After reading most of the posts on this site, I didnt need to see this to be convinced to use a condom.
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Male 1,061
lol. unluki m8
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Female 1,468
I`m convinced.
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Female 215
Just _raise_ the little bastard, man. You don`t even have to hit him, just grab his arm and take him back hooome. I worked in a grocerie store... right on front of the bakery. I got that all the time, and like... half parents will only sigh and roll their eyes instead of putting a leash on their little monsters. I`m pregnant now, and I swear on my own head that I will never, EVER let my child humiliate me like he did to that poor incapable father.
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Male 80
Poned.
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Female 882
i agree with scrounger, the father was indeed cute. as for the kid- spitting image of my little brother.
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Female 712
Man, if that was my kid, I`d smack the poo outta it.
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Male 54
The need to show that clip once a day everyday to all high school students...maybe then we wont have 14,15,16 year olds running around with kids that they can`t take care of and that my taxes are paying for....
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Female 1,071
LOL to the modest proposal post.

And wow.. kids like this are in my work all the time. I hate Disney.

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Male 2,616
I read A Modest Proposal in 11th grade. It`s a satire about using the children of the poor for nourishment.
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Male 159
I`m quite upset with this. This company is commercial is pretty much saying that if you don`t use a condom, you are gona have bratty kids, but in reality its not the the fact that he didn`t wear a condom that makes his kid an non-nice individual, it`s the fact that he was a bad parent.
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Male 2,519
Sounds similar to my neighbour`s child.
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Female 755
oh so whats a lil temper tantrum?
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Male 1,465
Oh yah, forgot to say what I was originally going to post. This is why I never want to have kids and am seriously considering a vasectomy.
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Female 40
just kick the damn kid!i would have hit him over the head with them sweets!
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Male 1,465
On 10/12/2005 3:16:19 AM Cooper_Smith wrote: None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?

I know what it is, in short, it’s about eating the babies and children of the poor. Oh and the authors name was Jonathan Swift, not Smith.

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Female 2,244
[quote]On 10/12/2005 3:16:19 AM Cooper_Smith wrote: None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?[/quote]

I have no idea what you`re talking about. I guess the others don`t either.

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Male 979
this is as OLD AS SIN!
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Male 145
None of you know what "modest proposal" I am speaking of do you?
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Female 132
Awww I thought the father was cute...
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Female 324
damn... that kid needs to be smacked.
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Male 992
Or you could just drown him
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Male 145
Jonathan Smith`s "A modest proposal" ...thats all I have to say.
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Male 605
Haha, thats funny. Clever too, I saw it on TV a while back.
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Male 160
I`ll admit it. I hate children. When I have my own it will be a different story of course. If I were a parent my reaction to that tantrum would be of a disciplinary action.

But not being a parent, watching that, my initial reaction was to step on the kid`s face when he was lying on the floor.

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Female 2,244
What a bad tantrum...I can`t wait to have children now.
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Female 16
Link: Reason for condoms! [Rate Link] - Use condoms! Kids are annoying!
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