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Date: 10/27/05 02:11 AM

37 Responses to Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 2:29 am
    Link: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack - How ready are you?
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2005 at 2:33 am
    I don`t care, I don`t live there.
    #16
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    Ryuu Female 18-29
    123 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 2:40 am
    "Cornelius recommends that Pittsburgh residents prepare a `go-bag` containing a Glock 17 pistol and 50 rounds of ammunition."

    Only 50? That seems a little low for a zombie invasion.

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    atchetarry Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 2:59 am
    April 1st is still a while away so I`m wondering why they are publishing this now. Come to think of it, my home city isn`t prepared for a zombie invasion either... Or an invasion by outer space aliens... Or an attack from flying pigs... Oh my god, we`re all going to dye. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
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    sixfingers Male 30-39
    125 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 4:15 am
    forget the zombies.... what about the polar bears????
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 4:20 am
    I want a zombie-preparedness study for my city too. I`m afraid Amsterdam is not that well-organized either.
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 5:43 am
    "April 1st is still a while away so I`m wondering why they are publishing this now"

    It’s The Onion, a fake news publication written purely for entertainment.

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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 6:53 am
    Zombies are hot.
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    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 7:34 am
    AS S J W said its all fake. Still i am prepared for a full scale zombie invasion. Explosives rule ^^
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 8:43 am
    hah lol
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    i_love_anime Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 9:56 am
    i love The Onion. the horoscopes are awsome (and nearly always involve ways to get hit by a bus).

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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 11:21 am
    I thought my brother was a zombie but it turned out he just got leprosy on his travels.
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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 11:30 am
    haha i love the onion. it`s brilliant!
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    ivan11111 Male 13-17
    305 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    Yeah you should have linked to the onion not the least funny article
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    erikahd Female 30-39
    69 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    Good one!

    Haha, Pittsburgh.

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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 1:46 pm
    My brother lives in Pittsburgh but I`m pleased to say that he has taken the safety precautions necessary to guard against zombies in the area.
    What we really need to worry about are those polar bears. sixfingers was right.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    Sweet Jesus, the Onion rocks.
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    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    Any fan of zombie movies could see the obvious references to various zombie movies, like the paragraph about zombies comandeering an ambulance`s radio.
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 3:20 pm
    you think this is fake? Zombies already invaded Washington DC and took over and the whole state of Florida. Why they would want Pittsburgh I don`t know. They can have it. Steelers suck.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    this is fake the zombie thin g is from tyhe new movie about zombies.land of the dead or something
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    ^^^^^^^I really hope your kidding.I live in florida.and zombies are fake.so this should be under funny.
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 6:04 pm
    zombies aren`t fake
    they`re just hiding
    I, personally, have been preparing for the uprising for years
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    Stupid zombies...
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    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 8:01 pm
    zombies suck. being bitten by anything would actually be a drag, just zombies would bemore of a pest cause of the whole, ya know, turing into one part...
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    WTF!? This is the most stupid posting ever!!
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    OH poo Vancouver should get surveyed... i dont wanna become one of them! <3
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 10:59 pm
    heh, i love how they put up info from the zombie movies, my fav kind of movies! they talk about stuff from return of the living dead and dawn of the dead bwhehehehehe
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    October 28, 2005 at 7:02 am
    whatever.
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    October 29, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    "WTF!? This is the most stupid posting ever!!"

    Where`s your sense of humour, guy?

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    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 29, 2005 at 5:27 pm
    The Onion, always good for a laugh.
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    My brother and I have already devised a plan for when they attack Dallas. Those FN zombies wont know what hit `em
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    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    November 27, 2005 at 10:30 am
    yay zombies!!
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    November 30, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    This reminds me of the Zombie Survival guide, the best book ever.
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    mychemx666 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    December 20, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    the part about the single zombie in the crowd clogging the exit route reminds me of resident evil 2
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    roffle_XD Male 13-17
    26 posts
    August 22, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    my arsenal is : 12 combat knives, 5 pellet guns and a shotgun. >:). EAT LEAD UNDEAD SCUM! MUWA HA HA HA!
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 4:24 am
    ..i`m a zombie..

    good to know there`s still a place we haven`t breached.

    TALLY HOOOOOO!!

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    pffffttttt1 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    November 20, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    HEY! sixfingers is right! the polar bears are planning to attack us.... i saw them plan *looks round* o_O

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