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Date: 10/07/05 02:40 AM

50 Responses to Paternity Test Compilation

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:22 pm
    Link: Paternity Test Compilation - You have to wait until the end for the funny part.

    :-D

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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:12 am
    My baby daddy
  3. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:52 am
    and i`m glad they will never be fathers.
  4. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:58 am
    Heh, I hate those. It seems just about every Maury Povich show its all about paternity tests.
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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:09 am
    lmao did u see the woman fling herself into the vase of flowers
  6. Profile photo of fizzyk
    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:20 am
    "lmao did u see the woman fling herself into the vase of flowers"

    haha that was so fu(kin funny!like seriously!

    i hate tom and katie i couldnt give a sh/it!

  7. Profile photo of AnimeCraze
    AnimeCraze Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:32 am
    All i can say is...........those guys are unresponsible pieces of poo.

    If you sleep with a girl without protection, and she gets pregant, deal with it. Its your damn stupidity that got you to where you are.

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    AnimeCraze Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:34 am
    hm........they changed the word S|-|!T to `poo` in my post........

    aw man

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    lou1983 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:42 am
    lol that was erm...tom cruise...he is goin 2 be a daddy soon...haha or is he!!!
  10. Profile photo of juice7918
    juice7918 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 9:56 am
    poo...LOL
  11. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:20 am
    i feel bad for all these young sluts...
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    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:38 am
    The funniest part of this whole thing is the deal with the "poo". Anyways, interesting video.:-D
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    tannuki Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:42 am
    "If you sleep with a girl without protection, and she gets pregant, deal with it. Its your damn stupidity that got you to where you are."

    but...all the men in question werent, AnimeCraze. WHat is to be said about the money-grubbing whores who stick kids on a guy who isnt the father? They even made a catchy new song about it.

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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:57 am
    omg. that is hilarious.
    kate isnt alowwed to take any pain killers during the birth or make ANY noise because of their religion. the person who make these rules was obiously an man
  15. Profile photo of RippledGlass
    RippledGlass Female 18-29
    21 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:34 am
    yeah, i heard that too wild. i`m no expert on child birth myself but to me that sounds like hell. no pain killers OR noise. what the hell kind of a religion is that? Good luck to Katie if she does give birth that way.
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    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:36 am
    tom cruise is a jackass. dane cook did a HILARIOUS parady of the oprah show in jimmy kimmel at www.danecook.com. go to videos and top and click on jimmy kimme live 5/27/2005 on the left. dane cook is the man!
  17. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 11:45 am
    Q: Baby, what did I tell you to say when you meet a nice man?

    A: "Are you my daddy???"

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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:30 pm
    I once saw an episode of Maury where this whore had already checked 14 guys and hadn`t found the father. She had to be having sex constantly to go thru 14 guys and not find the fater. And Tom Cruise has lost his mind.. what an idiot.
  19. Profile photo of botan_870
    botan_870 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    On 10/7/2005 11:45:58 AM Twist13 wrote: Q: Baby, what did I tell you to say when you meet a nice man? A: "Are you my daddy???"

    LAMO!!

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    Chicana_mami Female 13-17
    26 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    ummm ya ok then

    pretty boring if u ask me
    ;)

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    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    When my younger brother was in the 8th grade, there was a girl in his class who went on Maury with 7 or 8 guys...none of them were her `baby daddy`. Pathetic, I tell you. They just keep getting younger.
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:47 pm
    lol they shudnt lie in the first plce duh!
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    brittbrat123 Female 18-29
    199 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    ..that lady that threw herself into the vase/floor..i saw her on the tv the other day..it was like her 10th time testing men..i think that guy was the cab driver..*i wonder, how dumb can you get?!*
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:09 pm
    eh? was that supposed to be funny? it was just pointless taking the pee out other peoples problems, when they obviously feel really bad about what they`ve done..........just my 2.78686784 cents
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    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:25 pm
    that...wasnt funny on the least
  26. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    I don`t agree with your opinion in the least, AnimeCraze. It`s the women in all these situations that are sleeping around.

    If my girl were cheating on me and was going to mother some other guys child I sure as hell wouldn`t stick around to play daddy.

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    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 2:31 pm
    ... Okay, the last bit was over my head, I think...
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    meh
  29. Profile photo of jadedmom
    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    Oct 6, 7:00 PM (ET)


    SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) - A Syracuse-area man has been accused of sending an imposter to take a court-ordered paternity test.

    James Durney, 40, of Chittenango was charged Tuesday with tampering with a public record and filing a false instrument, both felonies, as well as misdemeanor criminal impersonation.

    "He didn`t feel like paying child support, is what the problem was," state police Investigator Mark Nell said.

    The man police said was sent to take the test instead, 34-year-old Neil Simon of Pittsfield, Mass., faces the same charges, The Post-Standard of Syracuse reported.

    Police said they think Durney and Simon are relatives.

    The mother of a girl born in May protested after the paternity test showed Durney was not the father. When county employees showed her a photo of the man who took the test, the woman called authorities.

  30. Profile photo of DevilCry
    DevilCry Male 13-17
    58 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Dang man,I`d be cryin if i wasnt Oprah`s Babie`s Daddy D=,I wouldnt Jump for joy
  31. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    that was kinda slanted , they didnt show when the guy is actually the father . But yeah the maury show has become praternity tests all the time. BTW what ever happened to those other talk shows I kinda miss Ricki lake and rude jude they where hilarious.
  32. Profile photo of TheGnome
    TheGnome Female 13-17
    49 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 5:39 pm
    tehe...
  33. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 7:57 pm
    Kinda stupid. I expected it to be funnier.
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:29 pm
    ya I saw the maury ones of the girl that had been on there a dozen times testing 14 diff men with no daddy how hilarious. her own fault for being a whore feel sorry for the kid though he might need some therapy when he/she grows up........then again maybe it`s fake jerry springer is lol
  35. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:39 pm
    ya tom cruise is goin nutso. scientology is so weird!
  36. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:47 pm
    People! TomKat`s baby is NOT Tom`s kid. It`s Xenu`s(Scientology God) Duh, it`s like God and Virgin Mary. lmao!
  37. Profile photo of CityHigh
    CityHigh Female 13-17
    44 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 10:05 pm
    Q: Baby, what did I tell you to say when you meet a nice man?

    A: "Are you my daddy???"

    ^^^^^^so funny^^^^^^ :->

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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:25 am
    Q: Baby, what did I tell you to say when you meet a nice man?

    A: "Are you my daddy???"

    ^^^^^^so funny^^^^^^
    Ha ha ha I love that movie! Yea I auctually miss Sally Jessie Raphael. They had good topics, even Jerry Springer was good before they started editing out the fight scenes, and makeing them love triangles.

  39. Profile photo of Noogles
    Noogles Male 13-17
    38 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:42 am
    AnimeCraze: All i can say is...........those guys are unresponsible pieces of poo.
    If you sleep with a girl without protection, and she gets pregant, deal with it. Its your damn stupidity that got you to where you are.

    <sarcasm> Sure.. its not the womans fault for letting him sleep with her without a condom.

  40. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:51 am
    I have no idea why some of these women were very upset after theu found out. I mean sure, you are poor and have no help with the kids but that doesn`t you mean you have to act like a bitch about it. Stop lying who the father is #1. And if you are not lying and you do think that is the father well he isn`t, so what? Go find the real father and make him pay for your kids.

    No reason to cry about this crap. It`s either because you`re stupid or you`re a moron, pick one.

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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:48 am
    .... They just have to drag tom cruise in.
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    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:58 am
    wait i have double checked that was put on the funny section, BUDDY? WHY?
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:48 pm
    i agee w/ JPCOO.plus theese women are som hipocritical. they say one guy is the father, and when hes not, they cry. well, it is also their fault for sleeping with someone that they didnt want to be the father of her kids. if they opne a guy to be the father, they should probly ily sleep with him.
  44. Profile photo of cheesysong23
    cheesysong23 Female 13-17
    169 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    It`s really sad. These people are pathetic, it`s as if they don`t think at all about their futures and have absolutely no self respect. I think before they start having sex with people they don`t hardly know they should think about the pain they`re going to cause themselves, the pain they`re going to cause they`re future child, the pain they`re going to cause us...the viewers... It`s sickening how these people are, and it`s not the girl OR the guys fault singularly, it`s BOTH of them. But then again, why would a woman DO that to herself knowing she could become pregnant and have to raise a child? A man can walk away from it and not have to deal with consequences--but then STD`s and Aids also come into play.

    Conclusion:
    Both sides are dumb asses.

  45. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    Well said cheesysong23.
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 4:18 am
    Oh my GOD... you guys are all missing the joke. This was the funniest f*cking thing I have seen on here in a LONG time. The whole point is making fun of big gay Tom Cruise, who`s running around talking about his young cute upwardly ambitious wife and how she`s all pregnant now. The point is the joke of Tom Cruise not having actually had sex with her. Keep up now, people...
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 8:18 am
    what the fcuk is LAMO its LMAO
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    good lord, I hope I never have to know a chic who needs a test to find out who the daddy is. Thats just sad...I mean how slutty can you be?!?
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 12:38 am
    my gosh u griping wench`s lighten up. hookers got what they deserved. they were unfaithful and got embarrassed... sticking up for them just cause they are loser pieces of slut trash doesnt change that lol. end bit was funny :)
  50. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    December 24, 2005 at 3:39 pm
    I swear nobody can keep it in their pants anymore. It`s not like condoms are expensive or hard to find. Dumbasses shouldn`t be allowed to breed.

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