L33T Bible

Submitted by: d4mien 12 years ago in Tech
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1815605,00.html

All 30 000 verses of the bible, converted to L33T, and broken English
There are 51 comments:
Male 469
T/-\|-|T J35|_|5 |)|_||)3 |5 5() 1337!!!11(one)
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Male 232
espion007 that quote is not even in the bible, It is a quote from Pulp Fiction that Tarantino made up.
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Male 610
Funny, but I`d read the very very end of the Bible before I wrote this if it were me......
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I totally agree
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Male 730
hey mat, its because the bible is boring as heck. thank god im not christian! hahaha, get it? (thank GOD hahahaah)
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Male 332
0|<? |\|0\/\/, th^t \/\/a$n7 $0 |-|ar|), \/\/a$ 17?
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Male 332
txt is lke ths. u knw, b y hrdly usin ne vwls.
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Male 332
this aint leet, its txt. 1337 1$ t3|-| l1k3 T1h$!!
1 p\/\/nd j00, p3r\/3r7$!
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Male 73
Wow...I can`t believe someone did this...
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Male 1,523
1 person? A few weeks? Less than 10 readers? Why?
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Female 683
^^yup. i agree
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Male 1,407
Does anyone else NOT CARE what kind of leet or non-leet it is? It`s just plain freaking stupid, that`s what it is.
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Male 38
:( thats not 1337 thats AOLer
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Male 605
1337 is just silly.
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Female 1,262
Anyone can just read the bible. But when you read it in l33t thats what makes you special.
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Male 371
i would have done that last post in "true" 1337 but i could barely read it after i typed it
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Male 371
and so david totally pwnd goliath but sadly was banned for using teh holy slingshot hax and being a total newb
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Male 126
"WTF" lol get it. I thought it was funny.
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Female 193
lol geckosrock "catho1337." lmao.

leet is f*cking gay.

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Male 195
I think reading it would be quite confuzling, Bible by text message is a good idea tho.!
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Female 380
o no!
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Female 748
Leet is so stupid it`s funny.
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Male 1,061
to much time!!!!!!!
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Female 48
I weep for humanity.
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Female 304
not even 1337, get a clue n00b
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Female 236
133t was created by hackers, so that they could not be traced (hence the use of keys that you just.. wouldn`t use. Like in the post above)

Also, it was only, er, d4mien said that it was a `L33T` bible. The link itself describes the translation as text speak.

It`s my worst nightmare. The Bible and incoherent, irritating typing. Argh!

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Male 125
There are two types of leet, pure and reg leet.

Reg leet is just words with letters replaced by letters;

w00t, m8, ect.

Pure leet involves more than just numbers;

! (@/\/ $33 |_| R32|]!/\/G!!!11one!1on!won!

In Reply to link:

HOLY LOL!

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Female 830
I doubt Jesus approves of this! ;-)
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Male 58
ooooook som1 has to much time on ther hands
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Male 106
3z3k13l 25:17: Th3 p4th 0f th3 r1ght30us m4n 1s b3s3t 0n 4ll s1d3s by th3 1n3qu1t13s 0f th3 s3lf1sh 4nd th3 tyr4nny 0f 3v1l m3n. Bl3ss3d 1s h3 wh0, 1n th3 n4m3 0f ch4r1ty 4nd g00d w1ll, sh3ph3rds th3 w34k thr0ugh th3 V4ll3y 0f D4rkn3ss; f0r h3 1s truly h1s br0th3r`s k33p3r, 4nd th3 f1nd3r 0f l0st ch1ldr3n. 4nd, 1 w1ll str1k3 d0wn up0n th33 w1th gr34t v3ng34nc3 4nd fur10us 4ng3r th0s3 wh0 4tt3mpt t0 p01s0n 4nd d3str0y my br0th3rs! 4nd, y0u w1ll kn0w my n4m3 1s Th3 L0rd wh3n 1 l4y my v3ng34nc3 up0n th33!
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Male 851
1 4m t3h u83r 1337n355 1nc453 y0u d1dn7 n071c3 8y 50m3 0f t3h 01d3r p0575 1 h4v3 m4d3
roflcopter die2ubbq lolololololololol
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Male 459
1337 generaly doesnt use numbers to take the place of letters for *sound*

cre8d, 4m, etc. is not 1337 neither is da

1337 would be Cr34t3D and F0rMz0r and da would be replaced with teh tried and true teh

n0w stfu u n00b p00dl3 b3F0r3 1 0wnz j00!!!1111oneoneone


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Female 207
creative....slightly disrespectful but creative
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Female 157
^hahahaha^

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Female 117
Does anyone else think that its not actually written in leet? Looks more like chat speak to me.
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What in the world do you think l33t is?

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Male 1,016
^^i thot the same thing^^
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Male 32
Does anyone else think that its not actually written in leet? Looks more like chat speak to me.
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Male 578
"IN DA Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth" Lol.
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Female 22
That`s sad. What`s worse is that it takes more effort to write like a 13 year old moron than it does to write intelligently...
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Male 247
lol
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Male 851
I was halfway through with this too
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Male 914
^^^^I`d say
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Female 588
wow. now that`s some dedicated nerds.
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Male 1,030
I hate this faggish leet crap
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Male 904
Thats a lot of bull$hit to translate. Its a nice story but thats all it is - a story. an altho i dont think ppl who use l33t are sad, I think this is
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Male 1,061
wikid
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Male 797
itz l1ek 0mg!
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Male 820
i think god would be turning in his......well not grave, but something
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Male 979
a new religion arises "catho1337" and it is the roxxorz. j3suS was their s4VvI0rzz. i`ll stop before coming off as a geek of some kind... o wait.
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Male 194
Funny, but I`d read the very very end of the Bible before I wrote this if it were me......
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Male 992
Owned lol
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Male 9
Link: L33T Bible [Rate Link] - All 30 000 verses of the bible, converted to L33T, and broken English
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