If George Bush had a Hammer...

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

What he thought while awkwardly trying to drive a nail.
There are 94 comments:
Female 228
hahaha sweet. but dat iz kinda true...
0
Reply
Female 82
"Why won`t they let me use the power tools?"

Because you`re one chromosome away from having to wear that hat one a daily basis Georgie-boy -_-;;; De-de-de!

0
Reply
Female 338
Ahh, gotta love theBSR. He rants and rants, and yet he is still wrong. Oh, how the conservative ideal marches on...
0
Reply
Female 28
hahahaha this REALLY IS what goes thru his mind! NOTHING!!!
0
Reply
Female 84
Bush is a triggerhappy, ignorant hick. Have you seen the statistics and what percent of his time that he is actually working?
0
Reply
Male 2,616
No examples of his being a good president, eh? Can someone give me examples of his glaring stupidity? Sure, a few could be grammatical errors or mispronunciation of words, but try to have some variety.
0
Reply
Female 84
You posted that at 1:52 AM. That`s kind of disturbing. You are truly the epitome of I-Am-Bored.
0
Reply
Male 992
3 days ago when you asked and why do you care? lol
0
Reply
Female 84
Okay BSR that link was posted how long ago? Why are you having a cyber-debate about something that there will never be an answer to?
0
Reply
Male 992
Self centered+Lazy+Delusional=Liberal
0
Reply
Male 992
So "Intelligent Boy" go learn something about politics other than the conspiracy BS that you get from the likes of Al Franken, Janeane Garafolo, Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, Louis Farrakhan, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Al Sharpton, Hillary Clinton and all the other kooks in your party brainwash you with.
Here is question to ponder........Why are Conservatives proud to say they are what they are and Liberals always backing away from the title of Liberal?
0
Reply
Male 992
Exactly what I thought. You have no Idea. You went off on random tangents about everything but what was asked to you. Typically liberal you gave a big speech on nothing, to distract from your lack of knowledge on the topic your arguing. I bet that made you feel like a big "Independent Thinker", didn`t it? Well since you have no clue what you are even arguing about let me educate you. The core difference is States rights. We believe in smaller government while you guys feel Uncle Sam should take out your garbage, tuck your kids in at night and give you a hand job before you go off to work in the morning.
Oh and I didn`t hear you mention that Stalin was spawned from FDR, Communist China was spawned from Truman as was Communist Vietnam. Of course not, those are your guys
0
Reply
Male 285
The core difference between liberals and conservatives, BSR? Liberals are intelligent enough to realize that the majority isn`t always right, that there is a future beyond four more years. And Conservatives don`t realize that future Americans will pay for our leaders mistakes just like we are paying for past leaders mistakes. Osama Bin Laden spawned from Regan, Saddam spawned from Bush Sr. And God only knows what will spawn from Bush Jr.`s horrific excuse for dipolmacy.
0
Reply
Male 285
The core difference?
At one point in our history the majority of humans believe that the earth was flat. At another point the majority believed that the sun revolved around the earth. The majority once believed that slavery was justified. The majority believed that women shouldn`t vote or choose what to do with there own bodies.

And today, the majority can`t locate Iraq on a map. The majority don`t know that if every country were to consume as much as the US it would cost three earths. The majority don`t understand that the polar ice caps reflect direct sun light out into space, reducing earths temperature, and if they were to dissapear then the temperature would begin to rise exponentially. The majority don`t know that China has the means and ability to over take the US as the economic global power in 50 years. The majority watches more television than they do any other activity, that includes reading (either books or the news), exercise, or socializing.

0
Reply
Male 371
NOTE: this is now officially theBSR`s forum must be pretty bored today eh?
0
Reply
Male 992
The core difference, please tell me
0
Reply
Male 992
I just stooped down to a level you could understand, you are after all a liberal tool. Naive is believing your party that consistently loses elections year after is intellectually superior to my party who defeats them. Please tell me the difference between the 2 parties??? Tell me what your nutty professors have taught you? Oh and the fact that you had a discussion with your friends about me, pretty gay dude
0
Reply
Male 285
No they left a while ago. We were studying and I wanted to show them the letterman footage and then decided to read your responses. Then I said "Hey guys watch me win a cyber battle with this total loser on-line." But without the enthusiasm that your exclamation points drove.

I have to thank you, the yellow school bus and the teletubbies comment really distracted us for a while, as we argued over how old we thought you really were. Three of my friends kept emphasizing that you were a 30 year old REPUBLICAN and that your political orientation was the reason why your comments bordered on child-like mental retardation. The rest of us thought you were actually 6 years old, and that explained both your comments and your naive views of the republican party. I need to know, which is it?

0
Reply
Male 992
Right now the whole group is collaborating to come up with a snappy comeback
0
Reply
Male 992
"Hey guys watch me win a cyber battle with this total loser on-line!!!"
0
Reply
Male 992
You invited your friends over for this????? Wow lol priceless Med school mmmm hmm
0
Reply
Male 285
The mark of a true genious--The short yellow bus insult, oh, and teletubbies--Ouch! I`m wounded. There is nothing like two 30 year old highschool drop-outs winging grade school insults to a med school student to clearly illustrate how unevolved the common man is in this country. Why don`t you two meet and you can whine about me all day, and spoon afterwards, of course. Come on wing somemore insults at me, my friends are getting a good kick out of it.
0
Reply
Male 992
P.S. Wear your helmet before you get on the short yellow bus
0
Reply
Male 992
And knight I`m glad I could make you laugh, although I`m not sure that`s a compliment since the Teletubbies make you laugh
0
Reply
Male 992
Yes I understand the concept of a free country where everybody has their own opinions. I have mine, I give it freely. It does work 2-ways though, free opinion on both sides of the aisle not just the one you want to hear. I`m not losing sleep, believe me lol
0
Reply
Male 337
[quote]Ha ha. So so sad. You spend all of your time on this website. Do you even have friends? a job? a life? Somewhere out there, there`s a fat balding waste of society... giving lectures on being a good mindless republican. You make me laugh BSR.[/quote]

Is that a democrat doing some personal bashing? WOW, unheard of.
NOw the personal bashing even stretches to someone he never met and know nothing about. There`s today`s democrat in a nutshell.
The best defense for no ideas -> Bash the person who has some.-Democratic PArty

0
Reply
Female 84
BSR, do you understand the concept of a "free country?" Let Targo have his own opinion. Don`t lose any sleep over it. Life is too short to be worrying about whether or not people agree with you.
0
Reply
Male 285
Ha ha. So so sad. You spend all of your time on this website. Do you even have friends? a job? a life? Somewhere out there, there`s a fat balding waste of society... giving lectures on being a good mindless republican. You make me laugh BSR.
0
Reply
Male 992
He is a pot head, he is a stiff. He is a bible thumper, he is evil and conniving. He is stupid, he is a master schemer. Make up your freaking minds you contradict yourselves constantly in your Bush bashing
0
Reply
Male 93
Does anyone else think that Bush is a huge pot head? That would explain alot.
0
Reply
Female 165
A few more bushisms?

"It`s clearly a budget. It`s got a lot of numbers in it."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"Most imports are from outside of the country"

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

why is this man president??? really...why??

0
Reply
Female 165

yes he is stupid.

0
Reply
Male 992
Good points jtc. Also "He has started a war he couldn`t win to try and appear that hes doing what daddy couldn`t!" Make up your mind! His daddy rolled over Saddam just as easy as he did. What exactly was it his daddy couldn`t do?? Capture Saddam? Well Jr did, so I`m not really sure where your incoherent message is going other than into some BS conspiracy theory.
0
Reply
Male 337
yes, yes, and aliens actually tell Bush what to do anyway so whats it matter?
BTW it`s actually brother Jeb, if your into the conspiracy theories lewis.
As soon as Iraq got to vote, I say thats a win, no? Maybe not for your self centered worlds
0
Reply
Male 286
Im sorry, but how can any of you say he is one of the best?? He has started a war he couldnt win to try and appear that hes doing what daddy couldnt!

And as for the 61,000,000 people vote for him yes, that was rigged, uncle Jeb sorted that one for him

0
Reply
Male 992
Not the 2 people arguing lol
0
Reply
Male 672
Everybody should just calm down. Everyone has their own opinion, and no one is going to change it. If the point of arguing is to change a persons opinion and the opinion cannot possibly be changed, don`t argue. It`s just a waste of everybodies time.
0
Reply
Male 425
bush looked like he was holding the hammer right, but i donno, anyways it was pretty funny, the 10 reasons were funny :P
0
Reply
Male 992
No lol
0
Reply
Male 992
Here is an excerpt from his accomplishments book;

the end

0
Reply
Male 992
What was that? Groping every woman he is the boss of? Asking for money from the Saudis instead of UBL`s head on a platter? Pardoning large contributors of his campaigns treasonous husbands? Banging fat ugly interns in the Oval office? Which is your favorite qualification?
0
Reply
Male 992
Thought so genius
0
Reply
Male 992
Everybody says how smart BJ Clinton is, well explain to me why nothing got done during his terms? He takes credit for an economy he had little to do with. Other than the great economy card tell me what Clinton did? You know, other than ignore several terrorist attacks on us around the world and mobilizing our military to more places around the world than any President in history?
0
Reply
Male 992
Really? He has an MBA from Harvard Business School. Slightly above average intelligence? Because that is the hardest degree to attain. Please explain, without trying to use the daddy card, that doesn`t fly at Harvard Business School
0
Reply
Male 992
Katrina wasn`t his responsibility. I can list a hundred reasons why he is, but it wouldn`t make a difference because your set on "Bush is an idiot". Which by the way is hilarious in its own sense, because you geniuses just can`t seem to out smart him.
0
Reply
Male 458
"why does everyone insist on picking on the president? i feel he`s doing an excelent job in office and clearly one of the best presidents ever."
um....can you give any examples why bush is such a good president? look at Katrina and how badly he responded to it, how can you say he is a good president?
0
Reply
Male 992
Formulating sentences is also important when your trying to make a point
0
Reply
Male 992
Learn how to spell or at least use spell check Wank boy
0
Reply
Male 285
Hmmmm... It would appear that pathetic Middle-aged single conservatives who b*tch out people on a comedy forum just over took shoesalesmen as the saddest form of existance. Congradulations delusional wanker.
0
Reply
Male 371
ok seriously bush may not be a great leader BUT the democrats are retarded and 1 devide themselves 2 picked a horrible canidate for going up against him
0
Reply
Male 1,425
i thought that was funny. :-) 4!!!!!!
0
Reply
Female 395
"this is really horrible and insultion to Bush. he`s a great leader and iv never seen so much disrespect for anyone as iv seen for Bush"

Alright, what about those presidents that got assasinated...you dun see Bush gettin assasinated now do you? huh? whats that? no you don`t? Well. I`d say gettin assasinated is the worst possible disrespect ever. So shut your trap and let us bash bush. :D Just kidding. You can yell at us all you want....I think its funny. XD

VOTE THE SON OF A BUSH OUT! (i love that bumper sticker...)

0
Reply
Male 992
Sorry DADDY Soros couldn`t buy you guy`s an empty suit President in John "F-in" Kerry
0
Reply
Male 992
Want a kleenex?
0
Reply
Male 992
Or maybe a bunch of whiney liberals are pissed off they didn`t win
0
Reply
Female 338
"So daddy made 61,000,000 people vote to RE-elect him?"

Yep, that`s about it. A ton of stupid Americans are now realizing their mistake.

0
Reply
Female 207
this is really horrible and insultion to Bush. he`s a great leader and iv never seen so much disrespect for anyone as iv seen for Bush, the leader of our country none the less! i think everyone should grow up because if you like Bush or not you still need to respect him!
0
Reply
Male 992
Really?? So daddy made 61,000,000 people vote to RE-elect him? Song you are correct my friend, liberal is disease and it blinds these fools
0
Reply
Male 145
To quote Robin Williams "some men are born great, some men acheve greatness, and some get it from daddy as a graduation present." That about sums up the whole Bush presidency.
0
Reply
Male 495
Crap. I used to like Letterman. He has freedom to bash who he wants, I have freedom to watch what I want on the television.
0
Reply
Male 22
the picture wouldn`t show up on my computer, that sucks
0
Reply
Male 371
HEY LETS ALL HATE ON THE PRESIDENT FOR HAVING A TEXAS DRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously he isnt that bad and its a shame that clinton is only remembered for the BJ with the chubby intern

now that ive yelled at all of you that was pretty funny stuff

0
Reply
Male 286
Rammstein, please! its far more like half the planet think he`s retarded, this thing doesnt just sit with the Americans. Hell, his half wit ideas have our pussy boy prime minister sat at his heels!
0
Reply
Male 851
pretty funny

but must we devolve back to thousands of years ago?
`There has been a flood and an attack by our enemies! Our leader must have angered the gods! Burn him!`

0
Reply
Male 73
... why do people bash bush every chance you get... do you think your going to change someones mind in a i am bored chat room.. go away and play with your self or something.. anyways i thought this was halarious!
0
Reply
Male 404
Well said targo
0
Reply
Male 2,372
"He`s a corrupt sociopath who enjoy`s killing without remorse."

...idiot. As if.

0
Reply
Male 354
Some idiots think Bush is stupid. Others think he is the evil mastermind of a world domination/holocaust plot. Well? Which is it?
0
Reply
Male 58
"why wont they let handle the power tools" :-) sooooo funny
0
Reply
Female 122
ARRRRGH! STUPID QUICKTIME! I wanna see this so badly!
0
Reply
Male 407
You HAVE to admit bush isn`t doing well when quite a bit over half of the country thinks he`s retarded.
0
Reply
Male 145
"clearly one of the best presidents ever"?

Wow...that comment left me speechless song-of-hope. Can you not admit that Bush is somewhat on the dull side of the toolbox?

0
Reply
Male 1,030
W is such an idiot.
0
Reply
Female 1,603
Very good...I can actually see George Bush having thoughts like that! :)
0
Reply
Female 782
the only funny 1 was its hammer time.
0
Reply
Male 605
Hah...:-D
0
Reply
Female 165
haha Bush is stupid.

Yeah that `i got to finish pretending to build this house so i can pretend to comfort people` is my favourite too!

Sorry songofhope HOW exactly is Bush one of the best presidents ever? I am really, really, realllly trying to think of some examples of his greatness... can`t think of any.

0
Reply
Male 390
"why wont they let me handel the power tools?"
there`s a reson bush-boy:-P
0
Reply
Female 349
"I got to finish pretending to build this house so I can pretend to comfort people." that`s my favorite.
0
Reply
Male 159
why does everyone insist on picking on the president? i feel he`s doing an excelent job in office and clearly one of the best presidents ever.
0
Reply
Female 338
Haahaaa! Anything that insults Bush deserves highest marks! "Great, another thing I`m not good at" How true, Dubya, how true.
0
Reply
Female 683
lmao.
another reason to be american
0
Reply
Male 396
gota love david lettermen
0
Reply
Male 33
Pretty funny. I like how they worked in Clinton.
0
Reply
Male 820
oh ZING!
0
Reply
Male 1,061
wow lmao tht is funny
0
Reply
Male 194
It would be cool to own a house that was built (at least in part) by the president.
0
Reply
Female 121
The "Great, another thing I`m not good at" one was the only one that made me laugh... hmm
0
Reply
Male 2,372
Ha ha

The only thing Clinton ever nailed was that hefty intern!

0
Reply
Female 588
it`s hammer time!
0
Reply
Male 597
Lol
0
Reply
Male 992
Well at least he took a jab at BJ Clinton lol
0
Reply
Female 2,244
"Do I get to keep the hard hat"

haha..

0
Reply
Male 10,115
Link: If George Bush had a Hammer... [Rate Link] - What he thought while awkwardly trying to drive a nail.
0
Reply