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that sounded just wrooong
Then if I have time after I sponge my squishy grandma,I have to hide my fluffy mailman
Those last two create some horrible mental images *shudders*
bathe my homesick arm
lossen my floppy car!!
drive my huge muffin
wax my sticky mailman
hahahahlamo EAT MY SQUISHY SISTER!!! lol
wow this one might work stack my hot dog
Kiss my gassy brother.
Throw my Yidish friend.
I need to punch my hefty inner child.k...Will do.
But I can`t because I have to...
Wrestle my upset sausage
fight my canadian hamster!!
I wonder what they mean by "huge"
... how did it know?
This comes up with some good random excuses for the slacker.