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Date: 10/08/05 02:43 AM

175 Responses to Excuse Maker

  1. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 1:02 am
    Link: Excuse Maker - This comes up with some good random excuses for the slacker.

    This comes up with some good random excuses for the slacker.

  2. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:50 am
    Yes, I completely understand. Scratching your sunburned butt is very important. We`ll get together and shovel dog poo out of my backyard tomorrow!
  3. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:55 am
    I got Spank my Squishy Monkey
  4. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:08 am
    very random
  5. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:16 am
    I`d love to, sgdp, but I have to study my flaming house and untie my shallow firetruck. :(
  6. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:25 am
    I have to shave my demented muffin, so I`ll have to take a raincheck on that
  7. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:25 am
    id love to comment but ive got to spank my squishy monkey
    And wreasle my stinky gold fish
  8. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:28 am
    ive got to rock my new grandma? thats sick
  9. Profile photo of boxcar101
    boxcar101 Female 13-17
    124 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:51 am
    "pop my fuzzy grandma" that`s a really really gross thought
  10. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:59 am
    "water my squishy scab" yumm
  11. Profile photo of Jovian
    Jovian Female 18-29
    30 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:48 am
    "Floss my dead mailman"
  12. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:07 am
    Bury my crusty trumpet. Right...
  13. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:23 am
    Id love to go but i can´t because i have to
    sponge my puffy toenails!!
  14. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:24 am
    pop my salty goldfish.....lol
  15. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:25 am
    floss my inbred grandma...sick
  16. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:26 am
    wax my floppy grandma
  17. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:27 am
    i cant go....i have to free my dead plants...
  18. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:27 am
    tame my grumpy donut
  19. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:35 am
    I have to shave my demented muffin AND water my sqiushy scar
  20. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:36 am
    I too have to shave my demented muffin.
  21. Profile photo of teath123
    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:42 am
    i would love to coment but i gotta go write my burnt pills sorry =p
  22. Profile photo of teath123
    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:43 am
    and i also have to shave my poisenous gradma
  23. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:43 am
    poison my canadian scab
  24. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:06 am
    right.....
  25. Profile photo of oh_so_spiffy
    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:19 am
    i have to walk my hairy weasel and wax my inbred dog
  26. Profile photo of oh_so_spiffy
    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:24 am
    ...and after that i`ll punch my fluffy armpits for a few
  27. Profile photo of RckJmesBjtch
    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:30 am
    halindir, can somone say spam? make it all into one post n00b! j00 sux at teh intraweb! i would pwn yuo but i need to loosen my floppy grandma, and "wrestle" my "goofy" mailman...gross
  28. Profile photo of Jonas1102
    Jonas1102 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2005 at 6:55 am
    I have to punch my inbred sister
  29. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:11 am
    floss my demented sausage. lol kind of fun
  30. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:56 am
    find my inbred middle child? wtf? roflmao
  31. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:00 am
    I must kiss my hairy waffle, paint my crazy brother and chop my sunburned firetruck. :-|
  32. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:18 am
    "bathe my huge underwear"

    ... how did it know?

  33. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:36 am
    did anyone else get `wrestle my upset sausage`?
  34. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:42 am
    wot the hel is dat
  35. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:47 am
    spank my smelly chicken
    yeah im gunna hurry up and do that now
    bbl
  36. Profile photo of ocksymawron
    ocksymawron Male 13-17
    14 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:47 am
    poison my ancient grandma.... great excuse....
  37. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:50 am
    loosen my sticky dreadlocks...punch my missing burrito...and last but not least
    SPANK MY FUZZY MOM <---now that is just un called for
  38. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 8:58 am
    I gotta fight my canadian hampster now, bye.
  39. Profile photo of nikon2034
    nikon2034 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2005 at 9:18 am
    Ummmm...sorry I got to "wax my lumpy sausage!"
  40. Profile photo of Homer1234
    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 9:25 am
    "Hide My Floppy Sausage"

    0_o

  41. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:05 am
    I have to jump my sickly dad....

    ewwwwwwww

  42. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:25 am
    Sorry, boss, but I`m busy. I have to analyze my demented mom. x)
  43. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:34 am
    i have to spank my squishy sausage
  44. Profile photo of femalebilly
    femalebilly Female 13-17
    4 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:45 am
    Hmm, I have to floss m inbred grandpa.....that would work...or maybe I should poison my canadian scab....:P Very funny.
  45. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:49 am
    i have to wax my floppy grandpa (oh no that`s so wrong) and eat my crusty armpits...yum
  46. Profile photo of net_surfer
    net_surfer Female 18-29
    75 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:52 am
    Bathe my flaming freind..lol
  47. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:53 am
    Watch my inbred arm...
  48. Profile photo of TheGnome
    TheGnome Female 13-17
    49 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:08 am
    sorry but i have to shave my inbred waffle...yea right
  49. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:50 am
    i`m peircing my salty butt!
  50. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:59 am
    this isnt very creative....even i can think i better
  51. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    Oh wait, I`m sorry, I have to bathe my scrappy ego.....)-|
  52. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:33 pm
    i got eat my lumpy muffin and cuddle my squishy goldfish
  53. Profile photo of IMLance
    IMLance Female 18-29
    29 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:35 pm
    I gotta kiss my slimy boat...
    mmn... tastey
  54. Profile photo of IMLance
    IMLance Female 18-29
    29 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:36 pm
    even better... I gotta teach my gassy donkey!
  55. Profile photo of evdude16
    evdude16 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    i would... but i have to pierce my burnt liver. oh god
  56. Profile photo of Waterwater
    Waterwater Female 13-17
    23 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:48 pm
    I have to punch my missing burrito...sorry
  57. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    I have to hide my angry unicycle. My school would buy that...
    I had a toy like this that makes random sentences. IE The round candy girl screamed upside down.
  58. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    I have to climb my hairy sausage. I`m not a trannie though.
  59. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    brb i gtg chop my fluffy computer,
    disarm my widely grandma,
    cuddle my yiddish house, and of course:
    pay my hot carpet!
    but first i have to spank my husky pills.
  60. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    I have to walk my missing chicken...
  61. Profile photo of TeaBaggins
    TeaBaggins Male 18-29
    126 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    Punch my missing burrito
  62. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 1:38 pm
    Sorry,I need to disarm my scrappy butt.
  63. Profile photo of zawert
    zawert Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 1:55 pm
    id love to leave a reply but i have to scratch my tiny grandma
  64. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:34 pm
    i have to wrestle my sleepy mailman (i wonder who`s gonna win that one...?)
  65. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    I`d really love to babysit your smelly children but i have to drive my huge muffin! THAT WILL SO WORK! And this one : I have to throw my frantic underpants. Ok..
  66. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:56 pm
    Clean my hefty banjo,
    wrestle my squishy house,
    And MOST IMPORTANTLY
    Analyze my grumpy friend... Hmmm..
  67. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 2:57 pm
    And this is my favourite:
    Clean my demented sister, OH SO TRUE! so so so TRUE!
  68. Profile photo of la-rue
    la-rue Female 13-17
    113 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    I`d love to babysit for you but I have to jump my lumpy pretzel if ya know what I mean ;)
  69. Profile photo of thelucid
    thelucid Male 13-17
    20 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    "Find My Inbred Inner Child."
    awesome.
  70. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    Poison my Canadian scab.
  71. Profile photo of ozkr
    ozkr Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    I could have posted something better but I have to find my tiny banjo
  72. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    water my squishy scab....thats digusting..anyone?
  73. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    My first one was boring so I tried again and these were my favorites:
    eat my broken inner child
    kiss my gassy brother
    salvage my lumpy underpants
  74. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    Poison my Canadian scab.
  75. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:28 pm
    i got i have to poison my canadian scab, wrestle my sleepy mailman, and spank my squishy monkey
  76. Profile photo of kick-ass
    kick-ass Female 13-17
    113 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    i have to burn my canadian scab
  77. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    Disarm my fuzzy sausage.
  78. Profile photo of Voxifera
    Voxifera Female 13-17
    29 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:22 pm
    I`d really love to, but I have to pop my salty goldfish!
  79. Profile photo of garfy
    garfy Male 30-39
    55 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    Oh please, how am i gong to be able to go into work late tmrrw and say that im lookin after my shelby 80YO pussy?? Still gonna give it a try though!!!!! LOL
  80. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:29 pm
    i h8 this wot it all bout
  81. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:42 pm
    paint my filthy aunt.
    tighten my poisonous trumpet.
    analyze my tiny prisoner....heyyyyyyyyy
  82. Profile photo of devotion
    devotion Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:50 pm
    i have to floss my dead mailman...
  83. Profile photo of RoguesMystic
    RoguesMystic Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    I have to "find my inbred inner child", and "lose my crazy pills."
  84. Profile photo of LiLBlond3790
    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
    300 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    Bathe my huge mailman

    I wonder what they mean by "huge"

  85. Profile photo of botan_870
    botan_870 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    sorry, I have to spank my crazy weasel
  86. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:05 pm
    im sorry i gotta scaratch my sunburnt butt an the floss my dead mail man
  87. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:13 pm
    pierce my scary wart. ahahahahahaha. oh and ride my hairy brother. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  88. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:33 pm
    I have to wax my unused butt :?
  89. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 6:59 pm
    i have to annalyse my flaming house
    watch my demented underpants
    salvege my groovy plants? wtf!!!
    revive my filthy portifolion lol lol lol!!
    bury my fuzzy weasel lol!!! so true
  90. Profile photo of -Addicted2U-
    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:00 pm
    I`d love to stay here longer but it`s definitely that time of the day to spank my frozen cat. Oh, and then I have to floss my hairy chicken.. so y`know... pretty much a jam-packed day ahead..
  91. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:00 pm
    oh and my personal favorite

    fight my canadian hamster!!

  92. Profile photo of -Addicted2U-
    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    ^^^(Forgot to mention that I have to pierce my smelly donkey too. Oh, the fun of the farm...)=P
  93. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    exammin my groovy aunt
    sorry for spamming but its so funny!!
    kiss my gassy brother oh yes hypnotize my hairy toe nails lol wtf!??!?!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha scratch my fluffy buritto hahaha
  94. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    hahahaha i love it
    untie my frantic legs........throw my puffy arm.....exammin my floppy waffel...yeah what a busy day
  95. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:06 pm
    oh i hafto hide my slimy dog ...forgot that lol
  96. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:11 pm
    this is tjhe lasst one guys lol lmao TWIST MY FLAMING BUTT hhahahahaahahaha
  97. Profile photo of Sabrewulf
    Sabrewulf Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:16 pm
    I have to punch my sneaky scab!!!! Where did that mother-fo go!!!!!!!
  98. Profile photo of Yumii
    Yumii Female 13-17
    46 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:26 pm
    I hafta bury my new cat... :c kitty!!
  99. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    i`m sorry but i can`t cos i`ve got to salvage my hefty cat and hide my missing goldfish
  100. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    i am seriously gonna have to try some of these..."no, really, i would love to go, but i have to watch my inbred arm, and then, right after that, i have to pop my fuzzy grandpa, drink my smelly checkbook, and cuddly my crazy unicycle, my weekend is just so busy. SORRY!!!" lol...this stuff is so screwed up!
  101. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 9:34 pm
    spank my crazy weasel and hide my frumpy grandpa - thats my plan for the day
  102. Profile photo of pinkpenguin1
    pinkpenguin1 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 9:44 pm
    i really have to go cos i must wax my hairy rash...eww!
  103. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 10:49 pm
    i would rather do my homework then those!
  104. Profile photo of WickedBread
    WickedBread Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:14 pm
    I have to jump my andry monkey
  105. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:29 pm
    I have to fight my salty checkbook. Too much time by the sea ya know?
  106. Profile photo of brittbrat123
    brittbrat123 Female 18-29
    199 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    anyone wanna help me w/ this one? i gotta go untie my frozen dad..
  107. Profile photo of steamhead
    steamhead Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:36 pm
    eat my dead mail man? AHHH
  108. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    Apparently, I have to walk my sneaky monkey.
  109. Profile photo of gregjazz
    gregjazz Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 11:50 pm
    I`d really love to (unpleasant task here)

    But I can`t because I have to...

    Wrestle my upset sausage

  110. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 1:27 am
    i have to study my flaming house!
  111. Profile photo of StubbyTorso2
    StubbyTorso2 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 1:55 am
    Torso`s To Do List....


    Kiss my gassy brother.

    :-|

    Throw my Yidish friend.

    And THEN...

    I need to punch my hefty inner child.
    k...Will do.

  112. Profile photo of Noogles
    Noogles Male 13-17
    38 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 2:41 am
    I would love to post but I have to hide my grumpy sausage
  113. Profile photo of Sopha123
    Sopha123 Female 13-17
    56 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 3:10 am
    "spank my smelly chicken"
  114. Profile photo of Park3r
    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 6:49 am
    I have to thwart my deadly hamster, free my sunbured cat, and eat my frantic bomb.
    What a day thats gonna be!
  115. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 6:56 am
    “kiss my sneaky legs”!? “Chop my sunburned firetruck”!? “Shave my dead cat”!? Be sure whoever you’re lying is either really high or really retarded.
  116. Profile photo of Park3r
    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 6:57 am
    I also have to wax my fuzzy monkey, examine my groovy inner child and hide my hot sister. O.K then. )-|
  117. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 7:05 am
    kiss my dead cat? euwwwwwwwwww
  118. Profile photo of halindir
    halindir Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 11:19 am
    i have to PUNCH my POISONOUS BUTT!!!
    ahahahahahahhaha
  119. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
    378 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 11:23 am
    id realy love to go to grandma`s but i have to fight my silky checkbook
  120. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 12:05 pm
    ok ok that just disturbing i hafto drink my broken arm!!! i mean wtf!!! oh and i hafto twist my squishy legs wth!!?!?!? hypnotize my hot tatto!!!!!

    bathe my homesick arm

    lossen my floppy car!!

    drive my huge muffin

    wax my sticky mailman

    hahahahlamo EAT MY SQUISHY SISTER!!! lol

    wow this one might work stack my hot dog

  121. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 12:17 pm
    ok ok that just disturbing i hafto drink my broken arm!!! i mean wtf!!! oh and i hafto twist my squishy legs wth!!?!?!? hypnotize my hot tatto!!!!!

    bathe my homesick arm

    lossen my floppy car!!

    drive my huge muffin

    wax my sticky mailman

    hahahahlamo EAT MY SQUISHY SISTER!!! lol

    wow this one might work stack my hot dog

  122. Profile photo of Cute_puppy
    Cute_puppy Female 18-29
    124 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    I have to tame my floppy toenails O.o
  123. Profile photo of deadlyacid
    deadlyacid Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    i cant have a bath mum because i have to bath my crusty brother...is that legal? lol.
    also:
    eat my homesick stomach-i wont be hungry anymore lol
  124. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 6:57 pm
    Oh teh randomness! I love it. 4.0 rating!
  125. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    well... eat my hot sister, and spank my canadian monkey. good thing im not canadian and i dont have a sister...
    but one that acctually makes sence is:
    find y missing dad.
  126. Profile photo of gabcab
    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 8:08 pm
    Sorry, I have to study my huge dog and jump my sickly dad and untie my smelly aunt and water my canadian mailman, but then i`m available.
  127. Profile photo of Cooking_Fat
    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
    129 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    sorry, I can`t post, I`ve got to bury my new cat, then scratch my sunburned butt and poison my upset stomach. sorry guys.
  128. Profile photo of CASSEROLE
    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 11:03 pm
    most of them dont make sense
  129. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    October 9, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    Great...I have to bury my fuzzy weasel....sorry!
  130. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 1:06 am
    drink my burnt cat.
  131. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:03 pm
    spank my squishy monkey. HAHA! would make more sense if i was a guy.
  132. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
    378 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    id love two go to YOUR funrul but i have to water MY burnt grandma
  133. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:11 pm
    I have to water my salty money and sponge my frozen wart...
  134. Profile photo of PinkGirl
    PinkGirl Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    oh... sorry... i g2g hide my missing goldfish and cover my frozen dad... mmm... interesting...
  135. Profile photo of Dusk321
    Dusk321 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 9:31 pm
    Sorry guys I really have to wax my lumpy sausage
  136. Profile photo of Dusk321
    Dusk321 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 9:32 pm
    Oh and I also have to kiss my hair waffle
  137. Profile photo of Sims9287
    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    October 22, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    I have to study my flaming house,and then kiss my slimey boat

    Then if I have time after I sponge my squishy grandma,I have to hide my fluffy mailman

    Those last two create some horrible mental images *shudders*

  138. Profile photo of Sims9287
    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    October 22, 2005 at 9:09 pm
    Spank my fuzzy mum...that is so sick!
  139. Profile photo of Punky_Goth
    Punky_Goth Female 13-17
    38 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    sorry Mrs Wilkes- can`t hand in my maths coursework today. Must hide my hard sausage (he he) and ride my grumpy brother. Yuck!
  140. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 3:28 pm
    i have to peirce my upset muffin, and walk my dead doughnut
  141. Profile photo of caveyboy
    caveyboy Male 30-39
    44 posts
    December 5, 2005 at 11:36 pm
    dang,i have to strum my frozen wallet :-|
  142. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 12:28 am
    Sorry, I have to bury my burnt grandpa, my new cat,my squishy donkey, AND my Canadian mailman.... What crazy things did I do in my sleep??
  143. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    December 12, 2005 at 12:42 am
    what?? i have to clean my floppy d*ck??
  144. Profile photo of dorcus
    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    December 30, 2005 at 5:31 pm
    I have to pearce my scary wart
  145. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    find my inbred inner child.... what, did my inner mother have sex with my inner grandpa and resulted in an inbred inner child?
  146. Profile photo of chaoslegion
    chaoslegion Male 13-17
    30 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    I would love to say something but I have to bury my fuzzy weasel. Poor little Tim. He never had a chance |-(
  147. Profile photo of iluvthissite
    iluvthissite Male 13-17
    44 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    i cant go to the pool party i have to kiss my lumpy grandpa
  148. Profile photo of iluvthissite
    iluvthissite Male 13-17
    44 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    drink my broken arm
  149. Profile photo of iamthekellie
    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:17 am
    that`s addicting
  150. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 3, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    I`d really love to climb the rop in gym but,,,I have to floss my inbred grandpa.

    WTF? 0-O;;

  151. Profile photo of christa2011
    christa2011 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    id like to comment but i have to cuddle my puffy inner child
  152. Profile photo of lilemma
    lilemma Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    fight my crazy toenails
  153. Profile photo of Potato_man
    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 9:46 am
    Sorry, I have to go, I`ve got to study my crust warts, kiss my sneaky legs, tame my floppy toenails, pierce my upset muffin and find my lump dog.
  154. Profile photo of Yanche
    Yanche Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    Walk my Sneaky Monkey... boy has THAT one gotten me out of some menial labor...
  155. Profile photo of Sims9287
    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 8:44 am
    Sorry,i`d love to file those office reports but I have to go and poison my deadly yak 0.o?
  156. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    i have to cuddle my crazy unicycle
  157. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    i have to cover my yidish sister
  158. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    i have to thwart my sleepy bomb
  159. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    i have to eat my broken inner-child
  160. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    i have to water my scary butt
  161. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    i have to twist my squishy legs
  162. Profile photo of laura1991
    laura1991 Female 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    i just cant get enough of these lol
  163. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    August 21, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    bury my crusty trumpet.
  164. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    ....free my dead plants :P
  165. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    sorry i cant i have to disarm my broken yak
    anlyse my fluffy plants
    find my frumpy pretzel
  166. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:04 am
    sorry, i have to scratch my greasy sausage

    that sounded just wrooong

  167. Profile photo of AMirkwoodElf
    AMirkwoodElf Female 13-17
    34 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    Apparently I have to lift my hot butt....go me!
  168. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    lol i got But i have to hide my floppy weasel!
  169. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    Hahaha "bury my canadian friend"
  170. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    i have to examine my groovy aunt XD
  171. Profile photo of courtneyjpg
    courtneyjpg Female 13-17
    37 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    cover my puffy donkey? O_o weieieieieieird
  172. Profile photo of kooleyo
    kooleyo Male 13-17
    193 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:52 am
    free my floppy weasel, which is code for undoing my zip i assume
  173. Profile photo of joe99652
    joe99652 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Huh.... Off to shaving my inbred waffles.
  174. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    lol "pop my squishy sausage" I think i could do that
  175. Profile photo of cynic04
    cynic04 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    disarm my unwieldy grandma... nice

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