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Date: 10/23/05 02:42 AM

78 Responses to Dane Cook on Fighting

  1. Profile photo of RsAgnstBee
    RsAgnstBee Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 1:41 am
    Link: Dane Cook on Fighting - A Lesson on how to know when someone wants to fight.
  2. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2005 at 2:47 am
    I never liked that guy`s shtick.
  3. Profile photo of brad4566
    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 2:47 am
    dane cook is awesome
  4. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:12 am
    Danes the best, I have his CD`s, but his little fighting thing is SOO true lol, White people, we really do wipe our mouths dont we? Lol
  5. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 3:13 am
    I wish I could cartwheel, lol.
  6. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:13 am
    BTW,I am not a I-am-bored.com stay-up-all-night refresher, I just happened too check the site out (which i do every few hours) and it was updated.
  7. Profile photo of Noogles
    Noogles Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 3:27 am
    -whipes his mouth- Heh, funny -whipes his mouth-
  8. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 3:36 am
    Dane Cook is such a funny guy. i loved his "animated crowd" thing. that was freaking halarious!
  9. Profile photo of BladeofKeyZ
    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:53 am
    he should work on a show instead of giving away idears.
  10. Profile photo of la-rue
    la-rue Female 13-17
    113 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 4:21 am
    Holy deuce I love Dane Cook.
    "Naughty, naughty kool-aid!"
    :D
  11. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 6:41 am
    Noogles, it`s spelt "wipes".
  12. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 7:04 am
    heh so true
  13. Profile photo of msmojo
    msmojo Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 7:21 am
    Stand-up comedy is an entirely different forum of entertainment. He is not giving up ideas by doing stand-up. Not everything has to revolve around the TV.
  14. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 7:24 am
    That`s great.... f...ing hilarious
  15. Profile photo of zippo121
    zippo121 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:02 am
    Ha i wanna do stand up comdy when i am older but that clip isnt all he rips his pants off and dances around :DSo funny I have all of Danes DVDS they rule any one heard of a guy called Jimmy Carr?
  16. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:17 am
    Yep! i know jimmy carr! i`m going to see his off the telly tour next month! + dane cook kicks ass! i call the guy at mcdonalds shenanigans becasue of him!
  17. Profile photo of boyblunder
    boyblunder Male 13-17
    82 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:18 am
    Jimmy carr kicks so much a##. Granted I don`t have much of his dvds or anything but still.
    "Isn`t it weird ten years after cherynoble and still no super heroes" Hee hee Legend.
  18. Profile photo of boyblunder
    boyblunder Male 13-17
    82 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:20 am
    Dane cook`s good too but that clip wasn`t that funny.
  19. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 8:46 am
    manorrd:
    Sunday, October 23, 2005 2:47:26 AM
    I never liked that guy`s shtick

    hey manorrd, why were you looking at that guys shtick? :-P

  20. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 8:48 am
    hilarious n true
  21. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 9:01 am
    that was crap compaired to english comedians
  22. Profile photo of adelaida94
    adelaida94 Female 13-17
    178 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 10:58 am
    was kinda dumb
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    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 11:05 am
    hehe ive never actually noticed it until i saw i fite the other day lol we do wipe our mouths
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    sinner3404 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 11:07 am
    Because english comedians are halarious... (sarcasm)
  25. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 11:11 am
    Dane cook is drating awesome....hahaha..."dude i just wanna dance..."
  26. Profile photo of LunarWolf
    LunarWolf Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 11:34 am
    Dane Cook is great. English comedians arent funny they are stupid. AMERICA OWNS YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
  27. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 11:37 am
    britian do very eccentric comedy. you ever seen john cleese in monty python? its weird but thats what makes it funny. american comedy is more in your face.
    dane cook is sooo hot
  28. Profile photo of teenangel815
    teenangel815 Female 13-17
    28 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 12:13 pm
    Dane Cook is so funny.They should post more clips of him. Oh and he`s cute which is great.Seriously he`s funny.If you dont know his work you should download or buy one of his CD`s.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    Dane Cook is hilarious. Theres not even a no answer to that. I also think that Jimmy Carr is good. I think they are both funny and i can`t choose which one i like better. So I like them all the same. Geroge carlin is good too.
  30. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 12:34 pm
    Perfectly true
  31. Profile photo of AJcoolchick
    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    hahaha, you just have to love it.
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    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 12:41 pm
    if you haven`t been in highscool/secondary school/whatever, or you were a goodie goodie, you wouldn`t know, but this is all too true! lmao, right as soon as he started talking about what "the black guy`s boys" are doing, that was the icing on the cake, all too true, until the cartwheel that is.
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    rachelparkin Female 13-17
    51 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 1:15 pm
    Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:37:52 AM
    britian do very eccentric comedy. you ever seen john cleese in monty python? its weird but thats what makes it funny. american comedy is more in your face.
    dane cook is sooo hot


    monty python IS LIKE THE BEST EVER!!!! i lov it!! :P thats was kinda funny... and totally true

  34. Profile photo of MaggotCorps
    MaggotCorps Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    southpaw101: that was crap compaired to english comedians

    You`re an idiot.

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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 1:57 pm
    Every so often a comedian comes along who breaks all the rules; Dane is one of `em
  36. Profile photo of loveuforever
    loveuforever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    This was good but i still love Peter Kay!! Now he`s funny!!
  37. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 2:38 pm
    eeem not guna speel nytin rit sou matt git madd at ma gramma
  38. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm
    umm i didnt write that?? wtf??
  39. Profile photo of xXKornXx
    xXKornXx Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:37 pm
    Dane cook rules :D
  40. Profile photo of boyblunder
    boyblunder Male 13-17
    82 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    Every so often a comedian comes along who breaks all the rules; Dane is one of `em

    Shcrew that man. Dane Cook May be pretty good but he doesn`t revolutionise the industry in any way at all. Oh and Brit Comics are miles Fhucking better than any american ones. And if you deny it the only one you`re fooling is yourself. Lee Evans and Omid Djalili are the frickin` best.

  41. Profile photo of callmealice
    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    LMAO :)
  42. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 4:07 pm
    Hahaha, that was great! :-D
  43. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 5:04 pm
    If I ever get married it will either be Paul Newman or Dane Cook.
  44. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    ^^ well, you dont seem to be that enthusiastic about marriage then :P
  45. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    <<<<<<<gets his dane cook costume JKJKJK
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    Is everyone on this forum sub-literate?

    Learn to spell. "Halarious?" "fite?"

    Is everyone 14 and stupid?

  47. Profile photo of jimbodahobo
    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 6:03 pm
    you cant compare british and american comedy they are like 2 totally different things
    its like comparing steve martin and richard pryor both are good but two totally different things
  48. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 6:29 pm
    "Is everyone on this forum sub-literate?

    Learn to spell. "Halarious?" "fite?"

    Is everyone 14 and stupid?"

    #16 It`s funny because it`s true...

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    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 6:41 pm
    I heart Dane Cook..... WOOOOO I`m Laundry in a Dryer WOOOOO.....
  50. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    OH GOD!!! *falls over* DANE COOK!!!!! 4!
  51. Profile photo of tiggergal
    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:04 pm
    He`s the best
  52. Profile photo of Shikikan
    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:31 pm
    That Dane Cook is a funny bitch
  53. Profile photo of evdude16
    evdude16 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:31 pm
    yeah dane cooks funny, but that clip wasnt that funny, true though. oh, and if i ever meet one of you dane cook fanatics... "I BLEED IF YOU SHOOT ME IN THE CHEST!"
  54. Profile photo of Shikikan
    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:42 pm
    Super Bleeder
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    TheCrazyEmo Female 13-17
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    October 23, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    ms.mojo: i revolove around tv.
    so yea. i <3 dane cook.
  56. Profile photo of night_watch
    night_watch Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 9:31 pm
    *SU-FI*

    Dane cook is hardcore

  57. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 9:51 pm
    DEADMAN YOU PIECE OF poo YOU DONT HAVE HIS CDS!!!!!! AND YOUVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT!!!!!
  58. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 10:45 pm
    Dane Cook is hot and so freaking hilarious! I love him! If I weren`t married, I would SO be a Dane Cook groupie. lol kidding, but the man definately plays a starring role in some of my fantasies! Check out his site, Dane Cook , there are alot of adio clips and other fun stuff.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 12:04 am
    zZzZzZzZzZzZzZ so lame
  60. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 12:11 am
    Gotta love racial stereotypes.
  61. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 12:38 am
    AhahAHAHahAH awesome, added!!!
  62. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 1:58 am
    how nice of him to assist the inequallities of stereotyping people
  63. Profile photo of whatup09
    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 2:16 am
    someone s.hit on the coats!
  64. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 2:16 am
    I think the fact that he finds humor in all races together is a way of saying, "Hey, we take ourselves way too f*cking seriously." I mean, come on, it is stupid to say that there no racially unique responses, be they social or instinctual, is just ignorant.

    To find humor rather than denial is so much better than what our society is grasping at now. This moronic idea that all people are the same: act the same, re-act the same, talk the same, walk the same, think the same... blah blah blah! Its our uniqueness that is so wonderful. I am so tired of the "PC" crowd trying to water down everything, and likewise, ignorant f*cks trying to paint some of that uniqueness in a negative light.

    This particular stand up routine was done in a mixed race crowd and black people seemed to find Dane Cook`s observation on "black fighting" extremely humorous (when they panned over the crowd).

    People need to lighten up!

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    master_casey Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 10:17 am
    Ive been in quite a few fights in my time never wiped my mouth before hand afterwards i might do if my mouth is bleeding but thats kinda necessary
  66. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 11:28 am
    I need to rent some of his DVDs and see just how funny he can be.
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 12:31 pm
    I want to have Dane Cook`s babies.
  68. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    jimbodahobo: you cant compare british and american comedy they are like 2 totally different things
    its like comparing steve martin and richard pryor both are good but two totally different things

    I`m with this guy. They`re both good.

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    October 24, 2005 at 8:53 pm
    NOT FUNNY
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    tim1977 Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2005 at 11:38 pm
    Jimmy Carr is pretty funny, but alot of times I don`t think so. Dane Cook is almost always funny. It must be the cultural difference.
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    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    October 25, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    im going to marry him someday.
  72. Profile photo of Bigpapapump
    Bigpapapump Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 12:34 pm
    THAT GUY ROCKS
  73. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 6:39 pm
    I LOVE DANE COOK! HE`S SO F*CKING HOTT!! Did you see his abs...Oh God! I`m getting aroused just THINKING about him laying in bed. WOO!!
  74. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    October 27, 2005 at 10:50 pm
    OMG Dane Cook is freaking sexy.
  75. Profile photo of CASSEROLE
    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 28, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    Thats sooooo true!
  76. Profile photo of napalichic
    napalichic Female 18-29
    139 posts
    December 3, 2005 at 1:56 am
    I LOVE Dane Cook -flips Super Finger at all the Europeans who hate American comedy-
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    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:47 am
    haha dane cook did a cartwheel
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    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    Dane Cook on anything is kinda blech..

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