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Date: 10/17/05 02:15 AM

36 Responses to Cockney Dictionary

  1. Profile photo of oligarky
    oligarky Male 13-17
    190 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 11:18 pm
    Link: Cockney Dictionary - A dictionary of Cockney ryhming slang guv`nor.
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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 2:20 am
    "shat on a turtle!"
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2005 at 2:25 am
    wtf...
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2005 at 3:20 am
    So I goes in an talks wiv the geezah`s trouble. I find out straight away that she`s in a bit o` Barney.

    I sez "Bullocks to that" an I was away dahn t` th German

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    sexy_gal Female 13-17
    102 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 5:16 am
    ^^^ wtf?!?!
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 6:13 am
    what the crap!!??
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
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    October 17, 2005 at 7:47 am
    its a form of slang english spoken i parts of london. not many people do speak it and it sucks
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    satanicbeast Male 18-29
    179 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 9:55 am
    That were well gay, Stupid southern fairies
  9. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:16 am
    lol^^
    scotland rules
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    satanicbeast Male 18-29
    179 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:21 am
    Aye, Id rather be scottish then a londoner anyway ;)
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 11:36 am
    i live in edinburgh and its great
    but there are LOADS of neds in scotland
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    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 11:39 am
    `fraid you are all worng, leeds is in fact the best place to live in the uk! Apart from Milton Keynes.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 12:20 pm
    I`m happier being in Manchester.
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 12:25 pm
    well , I say..... WALES RULES!!!!!!! nd my mates dad is wierd n uses roosterney rhymin slang even tho he aint frm london , i mean Wots that all about?
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 12:26 pm
    holy crap , Co*kney!
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    ahh we have a book full of them, pretty boring really. and i`m not gonna big up whre i live.. coz its crap! in nottingham, people get shot everyday! woo! but it is the home of robin hood people...
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    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 1:23 pm
    "Tommy Roller -- Collar" They don`t even sound alike!
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    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 1:42 pm
    im sorry guys, im a southerner. i live on the isle of wight, its basicly a island of farms and old people. surfings great tho and everyone i no says `ar` alot
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    ???
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    b1te_me Female 13-17
    158 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    hahar, hardly any1 from the US has posted
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 5:01 pm
    well that certainly isn`t useful
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    emoo24 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    My dads a Londoner and he only sayd some of it! but its funny cos its kinda confusin!
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    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
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    October 17, 2005 at 5:52 pm
    im from the US!!!!!!! my teacher makes fun of the scottish kid in our class for saying nixt
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    espion007 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 6:02 pm
    I need a jive dictionary.
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    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:01 pm
    We use some of those over her, gonna hit the frog n toad (road). Was looking for the dead horse (tomato sauce) but they didn`t have it on the list
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    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:02 pm
    awesomeness
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    IcePenguin Male 13-17
    33 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:09 pm
    Strange. VERY strange. And full of confusion.

    If your boss comes up to you and says `you`re fired`, how are you to know if he`s really firing you or just noting that you`ve been sleeping on your desk all week? Such a terrible prediciment.

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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 10:26 pm
    hey stephie, i know what you mean... but i think those phrases might have been an australian invention, rather than roosterney :) some kind of hilarious parody that somehow made its way into everyday speech :P
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    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 11:07 pm
    LOL... I love roosterney rhyming slang. My roomate is English and she uses it sometimes just because it`s so damn funny. Now I actually know quite a bit of it, which is weird since I live in MICHIGAN!
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    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    I love the swear filter. <3
    Cockney. :-D

    I watched the original version of Alfie, and I had to put on the subtitles because I couldn`t understand half of what Michael Caine was saying. :-P

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 12:58 am
    Stupid americans. =)
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 8:22 am
    ^^lol
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 12:27 pm
    confusing
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    cramitupyour Male 18-29
    93 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    I thought It looked like a redneck->english thing. I know I`ve heard uncle Floyd ask for an Abergavenny or tell me to Adam and Eve.
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    CherryPie109 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:36 am
    `Just Adam and Leave it`... The IT Crowd
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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:49 am
    Wooo the Isle of Wight! My friend lives there, I am from Southampton.

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