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Date: 10/06/05 02:18 AM

58 Responses to Baby Cage

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 2:47 am
    Link: Baby Cage - Only website dedicated to infant and child confinement solutions.

    I can only assume this is a joke.

  2. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:17 am
    So they`re selling pet kennels?

    Now if we could confine them in boxes made of sound-proof glass I`d pick one up.

  3. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:36 am
    Wow cool, I prefer to walk them with a leash though.
  4. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:42 am
    "We love our child. We love our baby cage even more!"
    Wow...
  5. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:08 am
    i like how they sell peices of newspaper for $5.00 a sheet, classy
  6. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:55 am
    nifty
  7. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 8:29 am
    Do they have them in adult sizes too? My hubby would go great in one of those!
  8. Profile photo of wildman20
    wildman20 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 8:34 am
    no comment
  9. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 8:45 am
    thats so awesome. babies dont get the punishment they deserve
  10. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 9:41 am
    "Baby Cages keep me safe from my pit bull puppy doggy" wtf ??
  11. Profile photo of 4464busterdo
    4464busterdo Male 30-39
    31 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 9:46 am
    This world would be a better place if we just caged all the babies.
  12. Profile photo of jadedmom
    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:33 am
    I haven`t laughed so hard in ages.
  13. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:56 am
    Im praying that this is a joke.....It is a joke isnt it?!? Im a little slow on the uptake...

    -xx-

  14. Profile photo of Koriander
    Koriander Female 18-29
    19 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:04 am
    Disturbing...
  15. Profile photo of SexyMexi
    SexyMexi Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 6, 2005 at 11:45 am
    I am hoping it is a joke because that is so cruel and anyone who would do that to there kids needs to have them taken away!!!
  16. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:45 am
    thats just wrong
  17. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:50 am
    well , wildmonkeys , DUH!!!! its not real!!!!!!!
  18. Profile photo of Chicana_mami
    Chicana_mami Female 13-17
    26 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 12:26 pm
    ummm ya ok... is this real....?
  19. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    ok then
  20. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 12:50 pm
    what a waste of time..
  21. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    Not even amusing.
  22. Profile photo of stankgirl
    stankgirl Female 30-39
    11 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 1:43 pm
    Kinda odd that they mention keeping the baby safe from the dog by putting the baby in the cage and not the dog.
  23. Profile photo of 4464busterdo
    4464busterdo Male 30-39
    31 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 1:47 pm
    It`s a FREAKING joke people, get a clue!
  24. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    Putting dogs in cages is wrong... it`s animal cruelty. Obviously the babies belong in them. ;-)
  25. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    I think the baby cage is a sick crel idea, the electronic cage on the other hand will teach them not to wander off!
  26. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    and yes, i realise i mis-spelt cruel
  27. Profile photo of tsaousa
    tsaousa Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:21 pm
    OMG! People actually leave their kids in the kids for days?!?! Where are the social workers???
  28. Profile photo of tsaousa
    tsaousa Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:22 pm
    OMG! People actually leave their kids in the CAGE for days?!?! Where are the social workers???
  29. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    why waste your money? lace their milk with absynth, that way they are out of the way AND quiet too =)
  30. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    I eat babies... Real baby back ribs dripping with sauce!
  31. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:01 pm
    bonzaikitten.com and babycage.net should team up and do bonzai cows in cages!....
  32. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    "Want to take your child on a stroll? Not without the baby leash you don`t."

    That`s quality comedy.

  33. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    l0l!!! and then i got ANOTHER laugh when i saw all the bakas who actually believed it
  34. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:22 pm
    Wow! Now I know what to get my friend who is expecting! Thank you Buddy!
  35. Profile photo of Koto
    Koto Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    Lol, that is so fake! I`ve seen at least half their products in PET STORES! They`re lucky they don`t get sued. Yes, I`m aware this a joke. Some of the stuff is really funny though.
  36. Profile photo of junirudi08
    junirudi08 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 6:24 pm
    i live in ohio and a few weeks ago in OHIO there was 11 kids found in cages but were well fed and all this crap that dont mean i think its right though, there was a big thing in the news about it so i really dont know if that website is a joke or not
  37. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    There actually ARE baby leashes for sale in real life though, but it really isn`t as cruel as it sounds. I`m sure the parents don`t tug onto the leash every five seconds, i`ts just so the kid won`t be lost in the crowd. (you have no idea how easy they disappear!)
  38. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
    157 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 6:46 pm
    Yes, I`ve seen "leashes" for children. They aren`t really leashes because they don`t go around the neck. They are like harnesses. No, they are not that inhumane...they`re used a lot of times for children with disabilities. A boy at my church is Autistic and has been known to run out onto the highway alone...

    I get that it`s a joke, but I don`t think it`s all that funny.

  39. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 7:35 pm
    uuhhhhh.....?
  40. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    this is horrible!
  41. Profile photo of starsprklz
    starsprklz Female 18-29
    76 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 9:08 pm
    haha, funny joke etc etc.

    but i didnt like the section in the `About Us` section that read:

    "A prime example of the breaking down of American society. A time when a woman wishes to claim her "independance" by going to work, instead of being at home to take care of the children. This is what is making each generation worse than the other. Woman in the work place may seem as a victory to the sex, but they aren`t thinking of what`s best for their children."

    yeah ok.. maybe im a feminist. but i HOPE that`s not one of their main motivations for creating a joke site like this... come on.

  42. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:40 pm
    Did anyone catch that they make teenager cages too? sturdy built for the younger adults.
  43. Profile photo of CityHigh
    CityHigh Female 13-17
    44 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 10:51 pm
    I`ll buy one for Neesee o:-)
  44. Profile photo of oh_so_spiffy
    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:00 pm
    "Without discipline and structure, a child may become succeptible to liking rock and roll, doing drugs, or in an extreme case believing in liberalism."

    haha.

  45. Profile photo of KeanuReeves
    KeanuReeves Male 13-17
    138 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:02 pm
    Now I just need a baby, and I have the most widely known Owned picture on the Internet.
  46. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 11:56 pm
    )-|
  47. Profile photo of Thnikkagirl
    Thnikkagirl Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:39 am
    Hahaha....dumb/cute...
  48. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 12:55 am
    I wasn`t sure it was a joke till I saw those prices.
  49. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:47 pm
    dog case for babies, l33t
  50. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 7, 2005 at 8:47 pm
    For a added security... precaution... hook a car battery with jumper cables up to the cage!
  51. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 4:27 am
    Baby, Fetch!
  52. Profile photo of rosie223366
    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:55 pm
    not really my kind of thing - vaguely funny...but not really
  53. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 5:06 pm
    I like hoax sites, they are fun to look at. lol, YouG.
  54. Profile photo of magicmage316
    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 1:53 pm
    I typed in Pharoh ramzies. They are sending a catolog to egypt!:-D (true)
  55. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 6:50 pm
    I used to use a cage but now Michale Jackson babysits my kids for free! he`s such a nice man.
  56. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    silly. not that funny.
  57. Profile photo of nobodybiznus
    nobodybiznus Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 18, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    its a gag website duh,,,tho i would buy one for my cousion
  58. Profile photo of CheezeLuv
    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    November 15, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    Lol interesting. I have a pic of my cousin in a cage..I should send it in..His dog was in there with him to make sure there was no funny stuff goin on! XD The leashes are pretty common..I`ve seen them for sale. It is a good idea if you don`t want to lose your kid in a big crowd. At my Gramma`s house she had one, and she said she scared my dad and Uncles with it so they wouldn`t run off. "Run off one more time, `n I`ll strap the `ol leash to ya!" "No Momma! We`ll be good!" Lol, really though, my Gramma is a nice lady....Heh

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