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Date: 10/11/05 02:30 AM

68 Responses to A church website

  1. Profile photo of Wheresmonkey
    Wheresmonkey Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 8:56 pm
    Link: A church website - surley they could have thort of a better name.....
  2. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:43 am
    I am NOT a member of this church
  3. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2005 at 2:50 am
    LOL, always said that church goers are probably the sickest people subconsiousley:-D
  4. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:52 am
    hehehe, sex reference.
  5. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:11 am
    I just wonder if Wheresmonkey`s spelling mistakes are hilarious parody, or just cruel irony.
  6. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:17 am
    And there`s pictures of Girl Scouts. tsk tsk
  7. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 4:06 am
    haha, take that god
  8. Profile photo of Tafts
    Tafts Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 4:17 am
    lol Nacaz2
  9. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 5:40 am
    Thats the name of the town.
    The maturity level is really decreasing around here.

    hehe he said Cummings hehe

  10. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:13 am
    Rofl, I live on cummings ave.
  11. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 30-39
    232 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:15 am
    my wifes maiden name is cumming.....
  12. Profile photo of cpux
    cpux Male 18-29
    115 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:46 am
    Oh my God. Who the hell designed that website? It`s like a crappy Geocities PageMaker deal in the hands of a ten-year-old.
  13. Profile photo of renegadefae
    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 7:19 am
    I always knew God had sexual prowess.
  14. Profile photo of DevilCry
    DevilCry Male 13-17
    58 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 7:57 am
    eh eh eh Daises and Brownies
    I wonder what else they have at the church...
  15. Profile photo of nybull
    nybull Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:20 am
    In the name of the father, the son, awwww skeet skeet skeet! Amen!
  16. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 9:06 am
    I live in Atlanta. Yup. Real town... I think they still have lynchin`s up there too. I`m not sure.
  17. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 9:25 am
    i agree. the maturity level here is of 10 year olds. cummings is a very popular name.
  18. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 9:44 am
    .........0_o
  19. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 10:30 am
    that was about stupid (
    girl scouts?)
  20. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:09 am
    >:D
  21. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:09 am
    .........hehehe...........
  22. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:15 am
    Whatever, how stupid are some of you?
  23. Profile photo of Wheresmonkey
    Wheresmonkey Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:20 am
    I apologize! :P (not just for my spelling)
  24. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:21 am
    r0wfl t3h w4wfle
    ¬_¬
  25. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:47 am
    lol
  26. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:49 am
    Maybe more of you should read the contents of the website. It may be the only chance to save your poor souls!
  27. Profile photo of innominate22
    innominate22 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    I lived in cumming till last year, dont go to that church though.
  28. Profile photo of Ongooshk
    Ongooshk Male 13-17
    151 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 1:25 pm
    What the f*ck is Chrismon?
  29. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    I bet the teenagers who live in that town get a kick out of the name.
  30. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    hehehe...*sI am a racist!*
  31. Profile photo of goat_boy
    goat_boy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:06 pm
    giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-geeee....:P
  32. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    How nice of the Girlscouts and Brownies to lend a helping "hand" with the Cumming congregation.
    teeheehee
  33. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    No fracking way... What were they thinking?
  34. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:38 pm
    hah! thats funny, What were they thinking...
    That kinda reminds me of that album I saw...
  35. Profile photo of xSheepx
    xSheepx Female 18-29
    152 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    it`s like the time on Jackass when Johnny Knoxville went to a town called Mianus.

    and hilarity ensued...

  36. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:17 pm
    lol
  37. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:33 pm
    That`s it? That`s the joke?
  38. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    Come on, that`s funny. Anyway you look at it, that is funny.

    They should really look into changing the name.

  39. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    I know of a church near by thats the church of Saint-Ann

    First time I seen it I was like "Church of Satan!?"

  40. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    Nice place to visit...but I wouldn`t want to live there.
  41. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2284 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 4:43 pm
    CHURCH OF SATAN ROFLCOPTER!
  42. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    Hey, at least they don`t try to hide it like the CATHOLIC church. :)
  43. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:04 pm
    Looked like the girlscouts were serving cornbread and beans haven`t had that for awhile I want some.......ok no I dont this Wendy`s triple will do......funny expression on the girls face handing her the plate is she passing gas?
  44. Profile photo of KeanuReeves
    KeanuReeves Male 13-17
    138 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:35 pm
    wow.
  45. Profile photo of gregmitch
    gregmitch Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 6:52 pm
    Oh my gosh, an unintentional sexual reference. Lets all giggle at it.
  46. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    I`m going to go hit on Jesus now.
  47. Profile photo of jimbodahobo
    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:01 pm
    ...ive driven by that church
  48. Profile photo of jimbodahobo
    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:01 pm
    and started cracking up
  49. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    i don`t get it....cummings the name of a city....and is a popular name...how does it have a *** reference?
  50. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:30 pm
    because "cumming" is a slang term for orgasm, pretty much
  51. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 8:34 pm
    hahaha :-D
  52. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 9:06 pm
    hmm those priest are DEFINITLY guilty now...its even in the name!! o wait that catholic
  53. Profile photo of innominate22
    innominate22 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 10:27 pm
    lots of people who live/have lived in cumming have a shirt that says "I love Cumming" on the front and on the back it says Georgia
  54. Profile photo of Junimond
    Junimond Female 13-17
    68 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 10:31 pm
    Adult groups, aye...
    Interesting. :-P
  55. Profile photo of abisue06
    abisue06 Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 11, 2005 at 10:53 pm
    You guys are really immature...I live in Georgia and for your information Cumming is a town here.... How dumb!
  56. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    *eye roll*
  57. Profile photo of Ribs
    Ribs Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 11:54 pm
    Har har har. What is this, third grade?
  58. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 12:15 am
    Yea, cummings is kinda popular, a doctors office near my house says "Cummings"

    kind of a weird name to be popular tho

  59. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 1:47 am
    I would love to attend this church!
  60. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 4:42 am
    well ive seen Kum and Go covenience stores around the usa
  61. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    roflmaobtcstcatjotwaghbaybd
  62. Profile photo of rubored
    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 3:54 pm
    I live in Georgia, and have been to that church, and know many people whom go there, personally.

    There are also cumming baptist churches, cumming lutheran, and other denominations as well, so it`s not just methodist. There`s even the cumming fire department.

    Give it a break, jeesh.

    Stephen

  63. Profile photo of spikeyman692
    spikeyman692 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    i actually went there at 1 point
  64. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    Personally I`m more worried about what Wheresmonkey typed into Google to find this thing - churches, girlscouts, cumming... hmm, there`s a movie in that somewhere, although probably not a very nice one.
  65. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    October 12, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    *pmph* *pmph* o who im kidding hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha!:-D
  66. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    That was mildly amusing for a split second.
  67. Profile photo of Snagzy
    Snagzy Male 13-17
    3 posts
    November 5, 2005 at 6:41 am
    LMAO, I bet the priest cam up with that name!
  68. Profile photo of MRMike
    MRMike Male 13-17
    217 posts
    November 25, 2005 at 8:00 pm
    really mature guys _ _

    (*hehe cummings*)

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