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Date: 10/02/05 02:40 AM

51 Responses to 14 Things You Should Do Before Getting Married

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 11:59 pm
    Link: 14 Things You Should Do Before Getting Married - If you`re planning to get hitched, read this first.
  2. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 2:48 am
    walk around the house naked? i do that anyway...
  3. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 3:25 am
    Marriage is for suckers
  4. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 3:36 am
    I Got To Like 3, Then Got Bored.
  5. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:21 am
    Not great...
  6. Profile photo of Kaddus
    Kaddus Female 18-29
    51 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:29 am
    Meh, that was boring
  7. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:41 am
    :/ that smelled.
  8. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 6:47 am
    agreeeeee with llloorddd jonathaann, nananaaa, lala..la.
  9. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 7:38 am
    10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...

    ^so true

  10. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 8:15 am
    so you`re back lordjonahton??!! how was it?
  11. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 8:15 am
    i am a woman and i only have 6 pairs of shoes.
    this is so stereotypical
  12. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 8:53 am
    l0l, i thought that was good
  13. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 9:49 am
    i liked it.
  14. Profile photo of Chicana_mami
    Chicana_mami Female 13-17
    26 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:09 am
    that was funny :)
  15. Profile photo of KEZZ5000
    KEZZ5000 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:40 am
    The shoe thing is quite stereotypical, I agree with "wild monkeys". I only have about 4 pairs of shoes...end of the day, you only need ones to go to work in, ones to run or walk in, ones to party in and then just a forth pair for whatever occasion....sooo....there we go. lol,

    Gotta say though, this wasn`t a brilliant link...did get bored.

    xxkezzxx

  16. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:57 am
    Lol, im a stereotypical women! ^.^ I cant even tell you how many shoes i have..... BUt it more than 4!!!
  17. Profile photo of Junimond
    Junimond Female 13-17
    68 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:16 am
    Kinda stupid.|-X
  18. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:25 am
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope not feeling it
  19. Profile photo of Alyan
    Alyan Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:32 am
    Feh. I only have one pair of shoes.. Can`t stand shopping.
    So I agree with the other feminists up there, :P.

    Link was okay.. Liked the toenail one.

  20. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:59 am
    10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...

    I have 7 months to go before W-day and my fiance has more clothes than I do. We are looking at buying houses with his and hers closets to fix this problem. :)

  21. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    Very stupid list!
  22. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    i liked the last one!
  23. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 12:28 pm
    Psh, I`d never walk around the house naked..I think.
  24. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    lol.
  25. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 1:18 pm
    aw c`mon x_dreamer
  26. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    "Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the `No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don`t mind...?" hate when that happens
  27. Profile photo of bookaholic22
    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 1:45 pm
    A little offensive, but pretty funny.
  28. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    hmmm, sounds like something from the onion:)
  29. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    how bout dont get married?
  30. Profile photo of CityHigh
    CityHigh Female 13-17
    44 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:52 pm
    Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped... )-| )-|

  31. Profile photo of shortygal222
    shortygal222 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 4:55 pm
    for the shoe thing, it`s a little sterotypical, but i have A LOT of shoes so i guess it`s true for me.
  32. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 6:12 pm
    lol, I think it was funny...
  33. Profile photo of IWillRmbrYou
    IWillRmbrYou Female 13-17
    57 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    I only have 1 pair of shoes... that was sad...im done now
  34. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 7:55 pm
    I would never let a woman run my life. If she tried to, I`d be like "HEY, GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!" -Cartman
  35. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 9:00 pm
    lol
  36. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:18 pm
    And i would never let a man run my life, if he tries i`ll tell him to go sleep in the dog house =P the dog will sleep on the couch.
  37. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    lmao, Yushi.
    and whats wrong with walking around the house naked? i do it all the time anyway lol
  38. Profile photo of wamphyri
    wamphyri Male 40-49
    33 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    Not that funny.
  39. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 10:51 pm
    http://images.southparkstudios.com/media...
  40. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:21 pm
    The shoe one was pretty stereotypical. I have 1 pair of shoes my mom made me get because my other pair was 2 years old, a pair of sandals, and some boots I never wear.
  41. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    October 3, 2005 at 12:21 am
    That was pretty lame.
  42. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 3, 2005 at 5:42 pm
    13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet...

    Sage advice, gentlemen, sage advice . . .

  43. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    October 3, 2005 at 6:49 pm
    the BSR...I`d say you`re a little sexist. Woman don`t have to do everything for you dumb Ass! no woman likes a guy that thinks it`s still Biblical days were woman do all the work and guys sit on there ass. HELL NAW! ain`t gonna happen...so try getting a LIFE!
  44. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 12:28 am
    Shhh go bake me some pie!
  45. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 1:46 am
    And try to vacuum after the game so I can hear it! Iron and fold the clothes now, that`s quiet. Oh while your up, make yourself useful and get me a sandwich and beer
  46. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    ^^ Haha. The comments made by theBSR are lost on BleednBeauty. I guess she does not understand how freakin` hillarious Cartman is.
  47. Profile photo of CityHigh
    CityHigh Female 13-17
    44 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    :-> :-> that was a good one BSR!!!!
  48. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    I`m glad the difference between humor and chauvinism are understood lol
  49. Profile photo of MariksKoi
    MariksKoi Female 13-17
    47 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 5:22 pm
    Meh, it was ok, nothing special
  50. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 11, 2005 at 7:31 am
    wise words
  51. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 11:28 am
    lol im a guy and i have like 10 pairs of shoes rofl

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