14 Things You Should Do Before Getting Married

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://click.davesdaily.com/?id=227&r=47

If you"re planning to get hitched, read this first.
There are 51 comments:
Male 637
lol im a guy and i have like 10 pairs of shoes rofl
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Female 1,972
wise words
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Female 47
Meh, it was ok, nothing special
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Male 992
I`m glad the difference between humor and chauvinism are understood lol
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Female 44
:-> :-> that was a good one BSR!!!!
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Female 1,468
^^ Haha. The comments made by theBSR are lost on BleednBeauty. I guess she does not understand how freakin` hillarious Cartman is.
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Male 992
And try to vacuum after the game so I can hear it! Iron and fold the clothes now, that`s quiet. Oh while your up, make yourself useful and get me a sandwich and beer
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Male 992
Shhh go bake me some pie!
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Female 573
the BSR...I`d say you`re a little sexist. Woman don`t have to do everything for you dumb Ass! no woman likes a guy that thinks it`s still Biblical days were woman do all the work and guys sit on there ass. HELL NAW! ain`t gonna happen...so try getting a LIFE!
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Male 226
13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet...

Sage advice, gentlemen, sage advice . . .

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Female 2,244
That was pretty lame.
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Female 380
The shoe one was pretty stereotypical. I have 1 pair of shoes my mom made me get because my other pair was 2 years old, a pair of sandals, and some boots I never wear.
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Male 33
Not that funny.
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Male 383
lmao, Yushi.
and whats wrong with walking around the house naked? i do it all the time anyway lol
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Female 412
And i would never let a man run my life, if he tries i`ll tell him to go sleep in the dog house =P the dog will sleep on the couch.
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Female 240
lol
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Male 992
I would never let a woman run my life. If she tried to, I`d be like "HEY, GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!" -Cartman
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Female 57
I only have 1 pair of shoes... that was sad...im done now
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Female 329
lol, I think it was funny...
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Female 20
for the shoe thing, it`s a little sterotypical, but i have A LOT of shoes so i guess it`s true for me.
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Female 44
Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped... )-| )-|

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Female 1,395
how bout dont get married?
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Female 352
hmmm, sounds like something from the onion:)
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Female 111
A little offensive, but pretty funny.
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Male 914
"Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the `No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don`t mind...?" hate when that happens
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Male 914
aw c`mon x_dreamer
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Male 1,061
lol.
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Female 240
Psh, I`d never walk around the house naked..I think.
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Female 321
i liked the last one!
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Female 1,603
Very stupid list!
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Female 379
10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...

I have 7 months to go before W-day and my fiance has more clothes than I do. We are looking at buying houses with his and hers closets to fix this problem. :)

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Female 44
Feh. I only have one pair of shoes.. Can`t stand shopping.
So I agree with the other feminists up there, :P.

Link was okay.. Liked the toenail one.

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Male 982
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope not feeling it
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Female 68
Kinda stupid.|-X
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Female 287
Lol, im a stereotypical women! ^.^ I cant even tell you how many shoes i have..... BUt it more than 4!!!
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Female 22
The shoe thing is quite stereotypical, I agree with "wild monkeys". I only have about 4 pairs of shoes...end of the day, you only need ones to go to work in, ones to run or walk in, ones to party in and then just a forth pair for whatever occasion....sooo....there we go. lol,

Gotta say though, this wasn`t a brilliant link...did get bored.

xxkezzxx

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Female 26
that was funny :)
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Female 882
i liked it.
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Female 304
l0l, i thought that was good
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Female 683
i am a woman and i only have 6 pairs of shoes.
this is so stereotypical
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Female 683
so you`re back lordjonahton??!! how was it?
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Male 694
10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...

^so true

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Female 854
agreeeeee with llloorddd jonathaann, nananaaa, lala..la.
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Female 830
:/ that smelled.
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Female 51
Meh, that was boring
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Male 1,523
Not great...
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Female 2,144
I Got To Like 3, Then Got Bored.
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Male 1,348
Marriage is for suckers
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Male 2,510
walk around the house naked? i do that anyway...
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Male 10,115
Link: 14 Things You Should Do Before Getting Married [Rate Link] - If you`re planning to get hitched, read this first.
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