What Men Really Mean

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://click.davesdaily.com/?id=352a--sr=47

Another in the ""funny because it"s true"" category.
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Female 1,972
it`s ok
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Female 303
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. 0:-)
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Male 169
first post
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Male 81
Man, i sholdve just said "Ha that was funny"
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Male 81
Lol, i thought it was funny. I dont think gender jokes are mean, since each gender finds the other one`s antics funny because they`re different. Overused as they may be, it is stereotyping but for comedy. Chappele stereotypes white people, but he`s on of the top comedians in society today. As long as they`re used to be funny and not discriminative or mean, it`s fine.
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Female 117
Lol @ girls, go bleed from your vagina ;DD because us men are so stupid AMIRITE?
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If I may be blunt, the world would be a much better place if you go shoot yourself right now.

And anyway, that really wasn`t funny. And it doesn`t seem to apply to most men I know.

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Female 76
well. that was crappy...i think..
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Male 256
Really mid? It would more likely be the opposite for me.. When I say I have a cold.. It`s more like.. I`m about to die..
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Female 49
hehe...men
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Male 637
that is so mean
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Female 1,603
I think they needed to add another one.
"I`m dying" really means "I`ve got a cold" I`m sorry guys but when guys are sick they are pretty whiny. At least the ones I`ve seen.
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Female 882
yeahh.. it was okayyy. sounds like maybe more your average homer simpson than ur average guy. but it was okay.
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Female 357
I agree with wild_monkeys
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Male 1,523
It`s not what I mean, then...
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Male 694
i have an IQ of 142 and im only 13
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Male 694
no your not right
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Male 59
that was gay as hell.
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Male 80
That was me in an attempt to make a joke that`s overdone.


Lol @ girls, go bleed from your vagina ;DD because us men are so stupid AMIRITE?

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Male 80
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Female 188
Gender stereotype jokes are very overused. And they weren`t that funny to begin with.

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Male 79
those sound like they were written by some bitter girl who`s too ugly so guys keep dumping her.
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Female 363
most of its pretty good and relatively true but no guy i`ve ever met would tell a woman not to fuss if he cut off a limb - most if not all the men i`ve known throughout my life tend to over react to even the smallest of cuts
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Female 380
That was pretty funny, but I don`t know and men that are exactly like that. But believe me...some come very close.
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Male 914
wow they have me pegged to a T dammit lmao.......good thing I`m single or i could be the next John Wayne Bobbit jk
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Male 180
that was funny
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Male 851
all stolen from various comedians

anyone else notice sexism is allowed one way and not the other?

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Male 254
every one knows this... its like a recuiting call for women after getting married
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Female 100
hmmmmm.
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Male 1,016
yea mat thats exactly what we mean
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Female 44
I beg to differ, Mat. At least twice a day, my husband tells me "I can`t find _____", and sure enough, I need to walk into the room, make him turn around by about 90 degrees, and BOOM!! There it is, just laying there in plain view. That seems to be a total male trait, as every guy I know does this to his wife or S.O. all the time.
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Male 1,523
Could`ve at least been funny... And that`s not what we mean...)-|
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Female 304
meh, not so great
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Female 963
lol
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Female 683
soo ture. but all us women knew that already
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Male 23
I actually thought that was pretty funny.
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Male 1,061
lol
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Female 135
LOL. "I can`t find it."
Really means... "It didn`t fall right into my outstretched hands, so I`m completely clueless."

SO true! I told my fiance that the mayo was behind the milk. He kept insisting he couldn`t find it. I go to the frdge, move the milk and there it is. "Why didn`t you move the milk?"
"If I move the milk then it wins!"

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Male 23
The truth is out there I see
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Male 694
stupid game
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Female 305
Know idea why it is in the games catorgory.O and games mp,You are not first post
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Female 337
its sorta true bout ma mum an dad, but ive herd it b4
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Male 731
I join fizzyk.
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Male 77
Well some of it was true, then it started to sound like some bitter ex wife of some womanizer.
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Female 1,468
Wow, Game MP... Nice use of grammar and CAPS.
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Female 588
*stares very blankly at Game_MP*
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Male 388
ha
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Male 424
FIRAST POST AND ITS NOT A GAZME
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Male 820
yeah the bar could easily have been raised for that, there was so much potential for comedy in there, but it was to no avail once again
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Female 211
meh....seen better!
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Male 716
I think that way hilarious. :-D
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Female 324
Boring, and not a game (hey everyone is gonna say it, I might as well join the crowd)
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Female 12
I have read it before in a book called "Why men don`t listen and women can`t read maps"
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Male 383
lol thats soo true
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Male 10,115
Link: What Men Really Mean [Rate Link] - Another in the ``funny because it`s true`` category.

Another in the ``funny because it`s true`` category.

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