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Date: 09/23/05 02:45 AM

55 Responses to What Men Really Mean

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 2:14 am
    Link: What Men Really Mean - Another in the ``funny because it`s true`` category.

    Another in the ``funny because it`s true`` category.

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    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 3:41 am
    lol thats soo true
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    MeleeNewb Male 13-17
    38 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 4:07 am
    Wow even apart from the fact that apparently buddy has no idea what "game" means, it`s stupid and cliched as well. Something that`s supposed to be "funny because it`s true" should be true.
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    ELIZ Female 13-17
    12 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 4:41 am
    I have read it before in a book called "Why men don`t listen and women can`t read maps"
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 4:54 am
    Boring, and not a game (hey everyone is gonna say it, I might as well join the crowd)
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 5:09 am
    I think that way hilarious. :-D
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    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 5:25 am
    meh....seen better!
  8. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 5:59 am
    yeah the bar could easily have been raised for that, there was so much potential for comedy in there, but it was to no avail once again
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    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 7:11 am
    FIRAST POST AND ITS NOT A GAZME
  10. Profile photo of ainur
    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 8:38 am
    ha
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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 8:53 am
    *stares very blankly at Game_MP*
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 10:48 am
    Wow, Game MP... Nice use of grammar and CAPS.
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    DarknessWolf Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 10:49 am
    Well some of it was true, then it started to sound like some bitter ex wife of some womanizer.
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 10:56 am
    I join fizzyk.
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    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 11:21 am
    its sorta true bout ma mum an dad, but ive herd it b4
  16. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 11:36 am
    Know idea why it is in the games catorgory.O and games mp,You are not first post
  17. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 11:52 am
    stupid game
  18. Profile photo of 100K
    100K Male 70 & Over
    23 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 11:59 am
    The truth is out there I see
  19. Profile photo of synthetik_00
    synthetik_00 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 12:10 pm
    LOL. "I can`t find it."
    Really means... "It didn`t fall right into my outstretched hands, so I`m completely clueless."

    SO true! I told my fiance that the mayo was behind the milk. He kept insisting he couldn`t find it. I go to the frdge, move the milk and there it is. "Why didn`t you move the milk?"
    "If I move the milk then it wins!"

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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    lol
  21. Profile photo of Pavlov
    Pavlov Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 1:28 pm
    I actually thought that was pretty funny.
  22. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 2:02 pm
    soo ture. but all us women knew that already
  23. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    lol
  24. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 2:41 pm
    meh, not so great
  25. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    Could`ve at least been funny... And that`s not what we mean...)-|
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    canadagirl78 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 3:11 pm
    I beg to differ, Mat. At least twice a day, my husband tells me "I can`t find _____", and sure enough, I need to walk into the room, make him turn around by about 90 degrees, and BOOM!! There it is, just laying there in plain view. That seems to be a total male trait, as every guy I know does this to his wife or S.O. all the time.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    yea mat thats exactly what we mean
  28. Profile photo of GRAD_07
    GRAD_07 Female 13-17
    100 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    hmmmmm.
  29. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 5:51 pm
    every one knows this... its like a recuiting call for women after getting married
  30. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 6:25 pm
    all stolen from various comedians

    anyone else notice sexism is allowed one way and not the other?

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    2D-Gorillaz Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 8:06 pm
    that was funny
  32. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 8:08 pm
    wow they have me pegged to a T dammit lmao.......good thing I`m single or i could be the next John Wayne Bobbit jk
  33. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    That was pretty funny, but I don`t know and men that are exactly like that. But believe me...some come very close.
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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    most of its pretty good and relatively true but no guy i`ve ever met would tell a woman not to fuss if he cut off a limb - most if not all the men i`ve known throughout my life tend to over react to even the smallest of cuts
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    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    those sound like they were written by some bitter girl who`s too ugly so guys keep dumping her.
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    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:14 pm
    Gender stereotype jokes are very overused. And they weren`t that funny to begin with.

  37. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:37 pm
    OH GARFIELD LOL YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD AGAIN
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  38. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:38 pm
    That was me in an attempt to make a joke that`s overdone.


    Lol @ girls, go bleed from your vagina ;DD because us men are so stupid AMIRITE?

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    smithmotown Male 13-17
    59 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 11:04 pm
    that was gay as hell.
  40. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 5:26 am
    no your not right
  41. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 5:26 am
    i have an IQ of 142 and im only 13
  42. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 9:55 am
    It`s not what I mean, then...
  43. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 3:12 pm
    I agree with wild_monkeys
  44. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    yeahh.. it was okayyy. sounds like maybe more your average homer simpson than ur average guy. but it was okay.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 4:55 pm
    I think they needed to add another one.
    "I`m dying" really means "I`ve got a cold" I`m sorry guys but when guys are sick they are pretty whiny. At least the ones I`ve seen.
  46. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 4:56 pm
    that is so mean
  47. Profile photo of TheGnome
    TheGnome Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 6:24 pm
    hehe...men
  48. Profile photo of asciiHimself
    asciiHimself Male 18-29
    256 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 7:38 pm
    Really mid? It would more likely be the opposite for me.. When I say I have a cold.. It`s more like.. I`m about to die..
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    papercutss Female 13-17
    76 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 9:37 pm
    well. that was crappy...i think..
  50. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 11:00 pm
    Lol @ girls, go bleed from your vagina ;DD because us men are so stupid AMIRITE?
    ---
    If I may be blunt, the world would be a much better place if you go shoot yourself right now.

    And anyway, that really wasn`t funny. And it doesn`t seem to apply to most men I know.

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    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    Lol, i thought it was funny. I dont think gender jokes are mean, since each gender finds the other one`s antics funny because they`re different. Overused as they may be, it is stereotyping but for comedy. Chappele stereotypes white people, but he`s on of the top comedians in society today. As long as they`re used to be funny and not discriminative or mean, it`s fine.
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    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    Man, i sholdve just said "Ha that was funny"
  53. Profile photo of whatup09
    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 25, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    first post
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    Yasmus Female 18-29
    303 posts
    November 4, 2005 at 8:25 am
    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. 0:-)
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 5:44 am
    it`s ok

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