Troy`s Mixtape of Love

Submitted by: NJ Eric 11 years ago Funny
http://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove

She breaks up with him 3 days after he sent her this tape
There are 68 comments:
Male 194
well..he kinda sounds like a girl at some parts, the things he says..... poor bastard :-D
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Female 1
Hey everyone on this stupid website, this is melissa keyser, the girl who the cd was made for, and to put the story striaght, i did NOT put this cd on the internet. after he gave it to me we didn`t break up right away but we did a little later and the next guy i started to see found the cd in my car and took it from me without me knowing. before i even knew he had it, it was on all the computers at my high school. i feel really bad about this whole thing and both me and troy are graduated. this cd was made for me sophmore year. so for all you dumbasses who don`t have anything better to do but sit around the computer all day making comments about people you don`t know, you should seriously get a life.
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Male 383
Sounds like somebody feels guilty for posting something that she shouldnt have on the internet.
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Female 154
that gave me a headache..

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Female 655
Perfect.
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Female 1,397
pretty f.uckin.g sad. LMFAO
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Male 18
LOL I hope he did kill himself...gay @$#^ lol man the girls good for posting something as funny as that...I love Death
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Male 160
what`s the thing with the hand....the freakin hand???!!!
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Female 65
id be scared if i recieved a tape like that...it sounds far to stalkerish! i think he should hav stuck to roses and a big `i love you` card...
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Female 16
Lmao! That was great fun. If I got that..I`d play it at his funeral after I killed him for being such a prissy bitch. I loved the bits where he thought they would have "Many many amanayayayayayamamanayayaya more anniversaires and manymanyamanayahanayayanay more memories"..because it never happened. Did anyone else get the feeling he was gay? Everything was just "I love you forever babe we were made for each other because we were both stupid enough to consent to this crap!"
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Female 54
tht was sad i dont like it
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Male 951
Yeah, I guess no one else, especially here, is "pathetic" and "stupid" at that age. You dipwads.

If there`s a hell, the bitch that the guy liked, who obviously posted it, should have a special place reserved there.

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Male 18
That was cute...In a patetic, scary, stupid and repetitive kind of way...Poor guy, he must have felt SO stupid afterwards.
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Female 207
.....this sounds strangly like my x-bf
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Female 144
ahhh it is so weird it goes puffy
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Female 179
does anyone else think he might have killed himself by now?
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Female 13
He has way too much time on his hands. I actually feel bad for his girlfriend. I hope their relationship was like that. He was the woman in the relationship. Can you imagine how talking on the phone with him would be like?
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Female 354
awww thats so sad. she should have broken up with him like...at least a month later. but the singing?? what a prat
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Female 47
will he just shut up!!
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Female 4
sounds like he was reali in love.. lol. i hope he didnt kill himself because of it :-<
how mean to post it though. its not that bad to show it to your friends but to post it for random people to hear it is just plain mean.
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Male 914
how pathetic poor girl must have went thru torture
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Female 38
I bet before he made that tape his g/friend moaned he wasn`t romantic enough! Someone should explain the difference between romance and reach for the bucket sickly!
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Female 65
No seriously though, this has got to be a joke surely. Please someone send me a link that prooves this is a joke.
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Male 1,808
do I have to download wimpy player to listen to it?It sounds fake.I mean wimpy player?oh if I dont how do I play it.
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Male 1,866
his name is gregory.
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Male 1,866
is he married or was he dated. what a cream puff, i only watched it cuz i thot i would hear another girls vioce proving he cheats. stupid dork
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Male 630
And he apologises quite a bit when he sings too. What was that about?
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Male 630
She did the right thing. So perfect? Wow. He should have stopped after the first sentence. And then cut to some songs or something.

But, he made this "motivational mixtape" instead. He must have issues.

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Female 1,784
what a waste off good looks. Hes so hot but so freaky.. he wines alot :S
and the freaky part is he reminds me off my ex :S who had bipoler he was just like that hence hes my ex lol
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Female 430
Wow...haha that would scare me if a guy made me that
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Female 12
It made it to the #1 most played on purevolume.
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Female 157
Ok, it was a bit freaky. I can kinda see why she broke up with him...but it was cruel to post this...
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Male 47
erm.. yeah .... funny i dont think so - pathetic definitly
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Male 108
Bet he doesn`t her love so, so , so, so, much now.
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Female 1,403
Hahaha! Oh, that was too much! I would of broke up with that weirdo too...
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Female 854
i did it! i listened to the whole thing!
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Female 854
oh goodness gracious...he just started singing...
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Female 66
he remindes me soOOoOoO much of a guy i know. seriously. scray.
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Female 854
ever.
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Female 854
LOL!!! i cant listen to all of it!!! i seriously cant...:-O
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Female 854
LMAO LordJonathan...that what i thought too..:P

anyway, he sounds so increcibly queer its scary...haha, he must have been high while recording this sh|t...lolol, i havent listened to all of it yet, but i will. And that person who posted that is evil. Troy probably killed himself.I know i would. (i would never evereverevereverevereverevereverEVER make a mixtape like that tho;-))

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Female 552
omg i would be scared to break up with a guy who will love me foreverevereverevereverever sounds more like an obsession
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Female 129
Ouch. Poor Troy. I gotta say that it sucks that that was posted on the internet, but to be honest I`d probably have done the same. Damn...that`s really gotta sting and yeah it probably is going around his school and everyone`s laughing...
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Female 12
"If you`re not the one why does my hand fit yours this way! If you`re not the one why does my soul feel glad today!"

LMAO

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Female 1,062
aww poor guy. it`s sweet but it was waaay too long and waaay too repetitive. you could tell he was running out of things to say.
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Female 74
i herd his chair squeak, but wow :-| that must of been soo scary recieving that.
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Male 1,586
I wonder why she broke up with his sissy, clingy, obsessed ass...
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Female 165
I can understand why his gf broke up with him. The singing was my favorite part.

"I love you so much. You`re the best everevereverevereverever. Happy 6 month anniversary baby. If you ever break up with me I`ll stalk you. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. I`ll pull a John Cusack "Say Anything" and stand outside your house playing Celine Dion songs on my boombox until your dad threatens to call the cops. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. If I ever lose you, I`ll go into a deep depression and start carving your name into my forearm with my little brother`s pocket knife. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. I`ll call your job so often you`ll get fired. But it`ll be cool. We`ll have more time to spend together. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. Whoo-oo I love you." What a friggin` loser.

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Male 419
I didn`t listen to all of it, it just sounded too pathetic.
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Male 77
Best best best ever ever ever ever (one of us, purge them of the unclean ones) You`re the best girl ever! We are perfect for eachother! I promise I won`t slice you open and stuff you to immortilize the moment! And *singing randomly*

I bet he killed himself.

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Male 101
no wonder his girlfriend dumped him, that was gay!
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Female 113
was it just me or did it sound like he was cryin during that?
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Male 118
What a soppy tit. I hope this guy learns a lesson. Never buy a girl a rose!
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Male 594
Whoever posted this will burn for eternity.
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Male 201
LOL, he`s gay, that`s why she broke up with him, no future.
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Male 24
I would have liked a mix-cd with music not performed by him. Though, as much as I want to say I`m sorry for him, this was insanely unbearable.
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Female 2,220
IT`S 14 MINUTES LONG?!


poor girlfriend...

"Everevereverevereverevereverever.....ever"

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Female 2,220
It wouldn`t let me listen to it... Why is it so bad?
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Female 435
Poor guy. :( Whoever put that on the internet is a jerk! lol
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Female 46
So, the girlfriend either posted this or sent it to friends to laugh at him? What a b*tch. Granted, the part of the tape I heard was kinda freaky, but that was cruel.
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Female 152
wow, the internet has such a cruel side....I couldn`t imagine going through high school and having something like this turn up for hundreds of people to examinen the inevitable teenage lovesickness which everyone gets. I thought the bathroom wall was bad....
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Male 339
when does this get funny...
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Female 1,603
HAHAHA LordJonathan...I agree thats what I was thinking too.
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Female 1,603
Wow he sounds like a dork...I wonder how old he was?
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Male 1,348
I predict in the future he will be making one for his boyfriend he found through nambla.
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Male 576
had to stop it after about a minute despite the `listen to all of it`..
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Female 380
Why was he so obsessed that his hand and her hand were the same size? That was really funny.
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Male 2
Link: Troy`s Mixtape of Love [Rate Link] - She breaks up with him 3 days after he sent her this tape
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