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Date: 09/02/05 02:34 AM

68 Responses to Troy`s Mixtape of Love

  1. Profile photo of NJ Eric
    NJ Eric Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    Link: Troy`s Mixtape of Love - She breaks up with him 3 days after he sent her this tape
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    Why was he so obsessed that his hand and her hand were the same size? That was really funny.
  3. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:41 am
    had to stop it after about a minute despite the `listen to all of it`..
  4. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:43 am
    I predict in the future he will be making one for his boyfriend he found through nambla.
  5. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:48 am
    Wow he sounds like a dork...I wonder how old he was?
  6. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:49 am
    HAHAHA LordJonathan...I agree thats what I was thinking too.
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    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:50 am
    when does this get funny...
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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:01 am
    wow, the internet has such a cruel side....I couldn`t imagine going through high school and having something like this turn up for hundreds of people to examinen the inevitable teenage lovesickness which everyone gets. I thought the bathroom wall was bad....
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    goodywitch Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:08 am
    So, the girlfriend either posted this or sent it to friends to laugh at him? What a b*tch. Granted, the part of the tape I heard was kinda freaky, but that was cruel.
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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 4:59 am
    Poor guy. :( Whoever put that on the internet is a jerk! lol
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:03 am
    It wouldn`t let me listen to it... Why is it so bad?
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:06 am
    IT`S 14 MINUTES LONG?!


    poor girlfriend...

    "Everevereverevereverevereverever.....ever"

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    Lun Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:35 am
    I would have liked a mix-cd with music not performed by him. Though, as much as I want to say I`m sorry for him, this was insanely unbearable.
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    cll214 Male 18-29
    201 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 8:14 am
    LOL, he`s gay, that`s why she broke up with him, no future.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 9:33 am
    Whoever posted this will burn for eternity.
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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 9:51 am
    What a soppy tit. I hope this guy learns a lesson. Never buy a girl a rose!
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    kick-ass Female 13-17
    113 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 10:02 am
    was it just me or did it sound like he was cryin during that?
  18. Profile photo of skaterm
    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 10:06 am
    no wonder his girlfriend dumped him, that was gay!
  19. Profile photo of DarknessWolf
    DarknessWolf Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:05 am
    Best best best ever ever ever ever (one of us, purge them of the unclean ones) You`re the best girl ever! We are perfect for eachother! I promise I won`t slice you open and stuff you to immortilize the moment! And *singing randomly*

    I bet he killed himself.

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    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:17 am
    I didn`t listen to all of it, it just sounded too pathetic.
  21. Profile photo of nvisiblegirl
    nvisiblegirl Female 30-39
    165 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:55 am
    I can understand why his gf broke up with him. The singing was my favorite part.

    "I love you so much. You`re the best everevereverevereverever. Happy 6 month anniversary baby. If you ever break up with me I`ll stalk you. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. I`ll pull a John Cusack "Say Anything" and stand outside your house playing Celine Dion songs on my boombox until your dad threatens to call the cops. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. If I ever lose you, I`ll go into a deep depression and start carving your name into my forearm with my little brother`s pocket knife. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. I`ll call your job so often you`ll get fired. But it`ll be cool. We`ll have more time to spend together. I love you so much. You`re the best ever. Whoo-oo I love you." What a friggin` loser.

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:03 pm
    I wonder why she broke up with his sissy, clingy, obsessed ass...
  23. Profile photo of Tinytome
    Tinytome Female 13-17
    74 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    i herd his chair squeak, but wow :-| that must of been soo scary recieving that.
  24. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:19 pm
    aww poor guy. it`s sweet but it was waaay too long and waaay too repetitive. you could tell he was running out of things to say.
  25. Profile photo of Devillia
    Devillia Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    "If you`re not the one why does my hand fit yours this way! If you`re not the one why does my soul feel glad today!"

    LMAO

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    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:27 pm
    Ouch. Poor Troy. I gotta say that it sucks that that was posted on the internet, but to be honest I`d probably have done the same. Damn...that`s really gotta sting and yeah it probably is going around his school and everyone`s laughing...
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 2:51 pm
    omg i would be scared to break up with a guy who will love me foreverevereverevereverever sounds more like an obsession
  28. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    LMAO LordJonathan...that what i thought too..:P

    anyway, he sounds so increcibly queer its scary...haha, he must have been high while recording this sh|t...lolol, i havent listened to all of it yet, but i will. And that person who posted that is evil. Troy probably killed himself.I know i would. (i would never evereverevereverevereverevereverEVER make a mixtape like that tho;-))

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    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    LOL!!! i cant listen to all of it!!! i seriously cant...:-O
  30. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:26 pm
    ever.
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    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    he remindes me soOOoOoO much of a guy i know. seriously. scray.
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    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    oh goodness gracious...he just started singing...
  33. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 3:45 pm
    i did it! i listened to the whole thing!
  34. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    Hahaha! Oh, that was too much! I would of broke up with that weirdo too...
  35. Profile photo of gogozilla
    gogozilla Male 30-39
    108 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    Bet he doesn`t her love so, so , so, so, much now.
  36. Profile photo of thepanda
    thepanda Male 13-17
    47 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    erm.. yeah .... funny i dont think so - pathetic definitly
  37. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
    157 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    Ok, it was a bit freaky. I can kinda see why she broke up with him...but it was cruel to post this...
  38. Profile photo of Devillia
    Devillia Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:01 pm
    It made it to the #1 most played on purevolume.
  39. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:37 pm
    Wow...haha that would scare me if a guy made me that
  40. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:40 pm
    what a waste off good looks. Hes so hot but so freaky.. he wines alot :S
    and the freaky part is he reminds me off my ex :S who had bipoler he was just like that hence hes my ex lol
  41. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    She did the right thing. So perfect? Wow. He should have stopped after the first sentence. And then cut to some songs or something.

    But, he made this "motivational mixtape" instead. He must have issues.

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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:10 pm
    And he apologises quite a bit when he sings too. What was that about?
  43. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:13 pm
    is he married or was he dated. what a cream puff, i only watched it cuz i thot i would hear another girls vioce proving he cheats. stupid dork
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:14 pm
    his name is gregory.
  45. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 6:54 pm
    do I have to download wimpy player to listen to it?It sounds fake.I mean wimpy player?oh if I dont how do I play it.
  46. Profile photo of Nananook
    Nananook Female 18-29
    65 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 7:35 pm
    No seriously though, this has got to be a joke surely. Please someone send me a link that prooves this is a joke.
  47. Profile photo of Atlantis142
    Atlantis142 Female 30-39
    38 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 8:17 pm
    I bet before he made that tape his g/friend moaned he wasn`t romantic enough! Someone should explain the difference between romance and reach for the bucket sickly!
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 10:18 pm
    how pathetic poor girl must have went thru torture
  49. Profile photo of Lani3
    Lani3 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 10:27 pm
    sounds like he was reali in love.. lol. i hope he didnt kill himself because of it :-<
    how mean to post it though. its not that bad to show it to your friends but to post it for random people to hear it is just plain mean.
  50. Profile photo of MilkEnToast
    MilkEnToast Female 13-17
    47 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    will he just shut up!!
  51. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:29 pm
    awww thats so sad. she should have broken up with him like...at least a month later. but the singing?? what a prat
  52. Profile photo of QCJoda
    QCJoda Female 70 & Over
    13 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:34 am
    He has way too much time on his hands. I actually feel bad for his girlfriend. I hope their relationship was like that. He was the woman in the relationship. Can you imagine how talking on the phone with him would be like?
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    Wennana Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:24 am
    does anyone else think he might have killed himself by now?
  54. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    ahhh it is so weird it goes puffy
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    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    .....this sounds strangly like my x-bf
  56. Profile photo of That_Thing
    That_Thing Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    That was cute...In a patetic, scary, stupid and repetitive kind of way...Poor guy, he must have felt SO stupid afterwards.
  57. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 1:51 pm
    Yeah, I guess no one else, especially here, is "pathetic" and "stupid" at that age. You dipwads.

    If there`s a hell, the bitch that the guy liked, who obviously posted it, should have a special place reserved there.

  58. Profile photo of music12
    music12 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:40 pm
    tht was sad i dont like it
  59. Profile photo of shwing
    shwing Female 13-17
    16 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    Lmao! That was great fun. If I got that..I`d play it at his funeral after I killed him for being such a prissy bitch. I loved the bits where he thought they would have "Many many amanayayayayayamamanayayaya more anniversaires and manymanyamanayahanayayanay more memories"..because it never happened. Did anyone else get the feeling he was gay? Everything was just "I love you forever babe we were made for each other because we were both stupid enough to consent to this crap!"
  60. Profile photo of benjiXcore
    benjiXcore Female 13-17
    65 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    id be scared if i recieved a tape like that...it sounds far to stalkerish! i think he should hav stuck to roses and a big `i love you` card...
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    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 4:39 am
    what`s the thing with the hand....the freakin hand???!!!
  62. Profile photo of Ajshadows
    Ajshadows Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    LOL I hope he did kill himself...gay @$#^ lol man the girls good for posting something as funny as that...I love Death
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    pretty f.uckin.g sad. LMFAO
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    naravin Female 18-29
    656 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 7:36 pm
    Perfect.
  65. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 8:52 am
    that gave me a headache..

  66. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    Sounds like somebody feels guilty for posting something that she shouldnt have on the internet.
  67. Profile photo of kabashki
    kabashki Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 8, 2005 at 6:54 pm
    Hey everyone on this stupid website, this is melissa keyser, the girl who the cd was made for, and to put the story striaght, i did NOT put this cd on the internet. after he gave it to me we didn`t break up right away but we did a little later and the next guy i started to see found the cd in my car and took it from me without me knowing. before i even knew he had it, it was on all the computers at my high school. i feel really bad about this whole thing and both me and troy are graduated. this cd was made for me sophmore year. so for all you dumbasses who don`t have anything better to do but sit around the computer all day making comments about people you don`t know, you should seriously get a life.
  68. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    January 19, 2006 at 11:48 am
    well..he kinda sounds like a girl at some parts, the things he says..... poor bastard :-D

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