Thongs

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny

Turn heads on the beach by wearing thongs.
There are 68 comments:
Female 2
ahh... in australia we call `thongs` g-strings. Sandles are different to thongs here, sandles you can buckle up and thongs you can just slip on....... so meh
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Female 3
gay!!!!!!!
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Female 394
heh. mildly entertaining.
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Male 77
that was poo
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Male 160
that was sooooooo disgusting!! silly flash
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Female 588
we call "thongs" g-strings, rachelparkin.

and YOU`RE all the freaks, not us! :P

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Female 209
HAHAHA, as stupid as that was, it really made my day
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Female 1,397
...icky.
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Male 390
lol for fat chicks they have nice...assests hehe
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Male 391
wow that was incredibly stupid
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Female 830
Weird! From the front they were all fat and old and then when they showed you the butt it was like all thin )-|
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Male 414
did`nt get it....
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Female 179
hmmm. i vaguely knew what was coming.

some australian lingo for y`all
flip flops= thongs
thongs= g-strings
fanny = pussy (and not the animal).

ohhhh the differences in lingo are so amusing sometimes.

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Female 1
Ok, for clarification... in Australia, what you call thongs are called G-strings, what you call flip-flops are called thongs, and we call sandals... sandals ;)
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Female 963
Wow, that was.... strange. )-|
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Female 13
I bet they`re clenching their butt cheeks together to keep the thong from coming out. Sounds like pain.
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Female 4
It didnt make me laugh. I tell ya that now lol.
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Female 354
very sexy
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Male 1,066
no.
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Female 354
bwahahahahahaha
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Female 36
looks a bit uncomfy...
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Female 42
lammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...next!
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Female 712
Haha
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Female 1,944
that is funny but their heads are ugly and there butts are pretty toned! lol
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Female 573
AHAHAHA! They look like old woman and yet there butt looks nicer than mine! And they`re fat!! HOLY poo THAT`S HILARIOUS!! I`M ABOUT TO PEE MY PANTS!! LOL!
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Female 351
what a crappy animation
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Male 1,420
no it wasnt named after the footwear, it was named because thong means also "a narrow strip" like cazreen JUST said.before the footwear and bathing suit definitions were created, it would just be thin stips, generally leather
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Male 851
do people in australia call the rest of the world "up over?"
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Male 194
Well said cazreen. Thong underwear was named after thong footwear. I thought everyone KNEW that.
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Female 157
They used to call flip-flops thongs in the U.S. too.

Thong (thông, thng)
n.

1. A narrow strip, as of leather, used for binding or lashing.
2. A whip of plaited leather or cord.
3. A sandal held on the foot by a strip that fits between the first and second toes and is connected to a strap usually passing over the top or around the sides of the foot.
4. A garment for the lower body that exposes the buttocks, consisting of a narrow strip of fabric that passes between the thighs supported by a waistband.

That`s from dictionary.com. Those of you who believe there is only one definition for "thong" are uneducated.

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Female 58
that was stupid.
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Male 630
Ech. If I had to spend any more time on this than I am, I would probably vomit.
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Male 80
:(
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Female 215
Rachelparkin, I don`t know about Australia, but here in Quebec we call them G-strings.
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Female 66
crappy mc smappy!
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Male 109
I dont get it
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Male 179
OUCH!!!!!!That looks really painful.Go granny, it`s your birthday.........nice ASS(for a granny)
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Female 1,463
tehe wen i was in australia we were goin kayaking n this lady sed to us just leave ure thongs hear (meaning flip flops) n i was rly shocked lol!
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Female 1,062
Once I was at Target with my boyfriend and his mom and he needed to buy some flip flops. His mom shouted across the store, "Jonathan, I`ll wait here while you look for your thongs!" It was so funny.
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Female 74
What the fark?
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Female 1,062
For a couple of fat old ladies they had some pretty nice butts.
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Male 14
Stupid, yet stupid.
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Male 419
Stupid, yet funny!
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Female 1,468
They got the bums all wrong. Should have been all saggy and lumpy.
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Male 396
disturbing
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Female 174
HAH.
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Female 113
ok then
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Male 101
crap
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Male 594
Hey, Lord Idiot? Shut up.
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Female 683
why did i need to see that
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Male 30
They are probaly still inventign the thong.

That animation was crap.

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Male 57
maybe they call them sandals
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Female 51
hmmm.....well.... if people in Australia call flip-flops & sandals thongs, then wat do they call thongs??????
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Female 283
Gaiii
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Male 1,083
yeah erm , arent those just flipflops?
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Female 2,220
When the lady said they bring attention is was like nooo they`re not on back to front are they!??!

csto1... are you being sarcastic?

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Male 165
really jonathan? man, wot an upside down, wonderful country they live in. wot do they name shoes?
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Male 1,348
Oh, and to answer the question that someone is bound to ask.

flip-flops & sandals in Australia are called thongs

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Male 761
not very interesting i must say
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Male 339
it`s just a bad flash animation...
sigh
...well we warned you...
kinda like a family circus strip with a thong joke..
er...
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Male 424
i`m pretty sure it`s not what you think ;P
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Male 118
You can`t call thong`s dumb, I`m gonna go home in my break and take a look.
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Male 339
No Glen you don`t... it`s just dumb.
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Male 118
I really wanna look at it, but im at work and I`ll get in trouble if i look at hot women in thongs.
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Female 1,603
They got the faces of the guys wrong. They looked shocked but in real life they would have the look of disgust on their faces.
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Male 339
booo
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Male 1,348
wow somebody made a flash animation of that old as dirt picture. Woopadedoo!
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Male 10,115
Link: Thongs [Rate Link] - Turn heads on the beach by wearing thongs.

Turn heads on the beach by wearing thongs.

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