Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

Submitted by: meynal 11 years ago Funny
http://www.milmillington.com/

Man marries German Girl, man goes mad, man makes website.
There are 41 comments:
Male 571
That is one of the funniest articles I`ve seen. And for those of you who still say, "I wonder if his girlfriend knows" is an idiot because I think she would know by now. His girlfriend is the german equivilant of my mom!
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Male 256
Margret doesn`t like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you`ve got the inflection here: Margret doesn`t like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. `Who`s she?`, `Why did he get shot?`, `I thought that one was on their side?`, `Is that a bomb` - `JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!` The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, `Hey! Look! They`re the cushions we`ve got.`, `Isn`t she the one who does that tampon advert?` and, on one famous occasion, `Oh, I`ve seen this - he gets killed at the end.`

I know how he feels there

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Female 46
wow that was funny! and for all you loosers that cant sit still 4 2 seconts to read this whole thing.........well grrr to you! lol that is not what i ment to say lol i will just give up wile i am ahead
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Male 226
Quality. Long, but quality.
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Female 207
i cant be bothered to read all that. i wonder if his girlfriend knows about the site..?
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Female 412
If she ever found that site, he`d be in some serious trouble.

At the same time if i were him, i`d have made a run for it already!

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Male 62
His girlfriend reminds me of a combination of my mom and little sister...
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Female 1,262
Now one day he`ll be typing on the page and go to the bathroom, his wife will walk up and read some of it... BOOM. Divorce.
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Female 500
"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."
Ok I would overreact at that!! :):):)
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Male 992
He should complain about everything she does in bed
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Female 338
Wow, littleoracle. CHILL. This is hilarous. I wanna see their relationship. Hey, at least he loves her.
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Male 338
Holy crap that`s long but extremely funny.
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Female 458
that was pretty funny-but r they married or is it his girlfriend?? idk im confused but they should break up/divorce or at least get some time alone...
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Male 951
I`m not sure what`s scarier. That this loser is pathetic and lifeless enough to nitpick that mind-numbingly *!&!%! much, about petty stupid crap, instead of *maybe* considering just not being with this girl. Or that an apparent majority here are pathetic and lifeless enough to rate this snail manure a 3.4 (as of this writing).
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Female 100
I love Mil Millington.

Very old website though.

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Male 820
does this german girl know how to read english?

has she not seen this website?

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Male 317
you`d think the girlfriend would be offended that he keeps track. my experience with women would suggest that anyway
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Female 1,468
Wow, this guy has a lot to say.
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Male 93
The funnyest part of the thing is that i could insert rachel and shawn for margeret and mil and bam its my last relationship.
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Female 2,220
wow.... I can see this working... )-|
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Male 979
I barely read it but the toenail one seems to be his fault... funny stuff though
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Male 577
Isn`t this a repost?
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Female 188
It was amusing at first, but I found it got a little to whiny for my taste.
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Male 1,033
"Would you like me to give you an example, or are you impatient to go straight to the Guestbook and write, "this is just, like, sad n stuff, like, y dont u just split up n stuff if u dont get along????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! :-( ~~tammy~~ idaho"? Are you sure? Okey-dokey, let`s do the example first, then."
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Male 75
the guys an idiot for staying with her
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Male 357
littleoracle, would you compare this mans writings to your own pointless ones, which you post here at IAB?
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Female 321
kinda sad , wierd
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Male 1,586
Mil Millington is funny as HELL!!
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Female 712
Lmao, wow, this is funny. Poor guy...
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Male 1,033
[quote]On 9/20/2005 10:00:13 AM littleoracle wrote: Either this is a total hoax or he is a complete moron/loser/pathetic excuse for a human being. Who on earth would write THAT MUCH on nit picky stuff between two people and tolerate it? Probably someone who has no life. That is just sad and pathetic.[/quote]

After writing it Mil Millingoton became a writer for the British paper the Guardian. Since then he`s released two multi million selling books sold in over 30 countries and translated into 8 different languages, one, a namesake of this article, called things my girlfriend and I have argued about.

His argument is that argumentativeness tempers the relationship and makes it stronger and deeper, and he makes a damn good case for it

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Female 322
Either this is a total hoax or he is a complete moron/loser/pathetic excuse for a human being. Who on earth would write THAT MUCH on nit picky stuff between two people and tolerate it? Probably someone who has no life. That is just sad and pathetic.
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Male 109
Wow they argue a lot.
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Female 35
I like her style:-D.
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Female 239
repost
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Female 47
Really REALLY old. Still amusing though.
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Male 124
His wife is a moron, imho.
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Male 88
thats scary, its the little things and oh my its long. He looks like one pissed off person
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Female 324
hehe this is funny! :-D
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Male 160
Time for someone to get a divorce.
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Female 182
Oh my, the page is about fourteen years long.
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Male 1
Link: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About [Rate Link] - Man marries German Girl, man goes mad, man makes website.
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