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Date: 09/20/05 02:10 AM

41 Responses to Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

  1. Profile photo of meynal
    meynal Male 30-39
    1 post
    September 19, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    Link: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About - Man marries German Girl, man goes mad, man makes website.
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    la-ru Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Oh my, the page is about fourteen years long.
  3. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 2:59 am
    Time for someone to get a divorce.
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 3:35 am
    hehe this is funny! :-D
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    [ta]uk Male 13-17
    88 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:01 am
    thats scary, its the little things and oh my its long. He looks like one pissed off person
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    Killbot2000 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:50 am
    His wife is a moron, imho.
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    free_bird122 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 6:41 am
    Really REALLY old. Still amusing though.
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    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 8:09 am
    repost
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    ladybughater Female 18-29
    35 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 8:44 am
    I like her style:-D.
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    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 8:56 am
    Wow they argue a lot.
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:00 am
    Either this is a total hoax or he is a complete moron/loser/pathetic excuse for a human being. Who on earth would write THAT MUCH on nit picky stuff between two people and tolerate it? Probably someone who has no life. That is just sad and pathetic.
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:06 am
    On 9/20/2005 10:00:13 AM littleoracle wrote: Either this is a total hoax or he is a complete moron/loser/pathetic excuse for a human being. Who on earth would write THAT MUCH on nit picky stuff between two people and tolerate it? Probably someone who has no life. That is just sad and pathetic.

    After writing it Mil Millingoton became a writer for the British paper the Guardian. Since then he`s released two multi million selling books sold in over 30 countries and translated into 8 different languages, one, a namesake of this article, called things my girlfriend and I have argued about.

    His argument is that argumentativeness tempers the relationship and makes it stronger and deeper, and he makes a damn good case for it

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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:08 am
    Lmao, wow, this is funny. Poor guy...
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:30 am
    Mil Millington is funny as HELL!!
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 11:50 am
    kinda sad , wierd
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 12:36 pm
    littleoracle, would you compare this mans writings to your own pointless ones, which you post here at IAB?
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    Hetfield Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 12:59 pm
    the guys an idiot for staying with her
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 1:04 pm
    "Would you like me to give you an example, or are you impatient to go straight to the Guestbook and write, "this is just, like, sad n stuff, like, y dont u just split up n stuff if u dont get along????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! :-( ~~tammy~~ idaho"? Are you sure? Okey-dokey, let`s do the example first, then."
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    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    It was amusing at first, but I found it got a little to whiny for my taste.
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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    Isn`t this a repost?
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    I barely read it but the toenail one seems to be his fault... funny stuff though
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:12 pm
    wow.... I can see this working... )-|
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    cramitupyour Male 18-29
    93 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    The funnyest part of the thing is that i could insert rachel and shawn for margeret and mil and bam its my last relationship.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Wow, this guy has a lot to say.
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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    you`d think the girlfriend would be offended that he keeps track. my experience with women would suggest that anyway
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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    does this german girl know how to read english?

    has she not seen this website?

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    EmAnJ Female 18-29
    100 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 8:47 pm
    I love Mil Millington.

    Very old website though.

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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 9:14 pm
    I`m not sure what`s scarier. That this loser is pathetic and lifeless enough to nitpick that mind-numbingly *!&!%! much, about petty stupid crap, instead of *maybe* considering just not being with this girl. Or that an apparent majority here are pathetic and lifeless enough to rate this snail manure a 3.4 (as of this writing).
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:09 pm
    that was pretty funny-but r they married or is it his girlfriend?? idk im confused but they should break up/divorce or at least get some time alone...
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    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 10:39 pm
    Holy crap that`s long but extremely funny.
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    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 11:37 pm
    Wow, littleoracle. CHILL. This is hilarous. I wanna see their relationship. Hey, at least he loves her.
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 21, 2005 at 12:00 am
    He should complain about everything she does in bed
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    September 21, 2005 at 12:25 am
    "She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."
    Ok I would overreact at that!! :):):)
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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 21, 2005 at 8:08 pm
    Now one day he`ll be typing on the page and go to the bathroom, his wife will walk up and read some of it... BOOM. Divorce.
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    ggrraant Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 21, 2005 at 10:08 pm
    His girlfriend reminds me of a combination of my mom and little sister...
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    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 22, 2005 at 12:23 am
    If she ever found that site, he`d be in some serious trouble.

    At the same time if i were him, i`d have made a run for it already!

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    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 22, 2005 at 3:37 pm
    i cant be bothered to read all that. i wonder if his girlfriend knows about the site..?
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 22, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    Quality. Long, but quality.
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    allycat1 Female 13-17
    46 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 9:21 pm
    wow that was funny! and for all you loosers that cant sit still 4 2 seconts to read this whole thing.........well grrr to you! lol that is not what i ment to say lol i will just give up wile i am ahead
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    asciiHimself Male 18-29
    256 posts
    September 24, 2005 at 8:15 pm
    Margret doesn`t like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you`ve got the inflection here: Margret doesn`t like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. `Who`s she?`, `Why did he get shot?`, `I thought that one was on their side?`, `Is that a bomb` - `JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!` The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, `Hey! Look! They`re the cushions we`ve got.`, `Isn`t she the one who does that tampon advert?` and, on one famous occasion, `Oh, I`ve seen this - he gets killed at the end.`

    I know how he feels there

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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 11:22 am
    That is one of the funniest articles I`ve seen. And for those of you who still say, "I wonder if his girlfriend knows" is an idiot because I think she would know by now. His girlfriend is the german equivilant of my mom!

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