Things Hagrid the Half-Giant Would Say...

Submitted by: MidniteWalkr 11 years ago Weird
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/9/6seely.html

If He Served Jesus Instead of Harry Potter.
There are 23 comments:
Female 23
that was so dumb. I feel like Harry Potter has been parodied....again. Some of the HP parodies are funny, like Barry Trotter,but most of them are stupid....like this. And why would Hagrid even WANT to be with jesus...?? Dunb people....this is utter crap
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Female 203
"Speakin` of cups runnethin` over, laddie, mine`s be gettin` a mite dry. How `bout changin` this `ere water into somethin` a bit more, well, frisky?"

hahahahhahahahhaahahahahahaaaaaa..
oh yess, thats hagrid alright.

mmhmm.

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Female 145
huh? ..Hagrid may talk a bit oddly, but i can always understand him in the books...
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Female 72
oh, bugger off. hagrid <i>is</i> a dumbass, and that was rather funny. it was subtle humour, and i guess all you kids raised on nickolodeon and laugh tracks wouldn`t understand it...
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Female 412
as being a HUGE fan of harry potter, i found it making hagrid seem like a huge dumbass...
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Male 1,079
I didn`t get it..
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Male 469
Stupid...
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Male 82
surely magic-folk wouldnt want anything to do with the bible I can assure you, it`s the other way around.
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Male 1,866
crap is the right word i think.
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Male 1,866
horrid.
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Female 380
It`s not that great...but the thought of Hagrid serving Jesus makes me smile.
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Male 851
if you say the word magic you go to hell
ah crap
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Female 51
that was rubbish, and surely magic-folk wouldnt want anything to do with the bible....or is that jus my view on it?
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Female 304
looks like someone has too much time on their hands
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Female 882
wow that was lame, and i feel ashamed for even thinking it might be good.
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Male 82
Why anyone who has the ability to walk would watch or read Harry Potter is beyond me. And this link is about as stupid as the series.
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Female 198
im a harry potter fan, and i think i can easily say that site is useless. Not only is it not funny, but several of those quotes bore no relevance at all to the harry potter series, thus eliminating any chances of funnyness.

Put simply, that was pooe!

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Male 232
ok..........
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Female 588
... er.
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Female 161
that is the stupidest thing ever.
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Male 576
meh..
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Female 2,144
....what...
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Female 394
Link: Things Hagrid the Half-Giant Would Say... [Rate Link] - If He Served Jesus Instead of Harry Potter.
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