The great truths of life

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
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Keep these rules in mind to live a happier life.
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Female 1,603
I liked "you can`t trust dogs to watch your food." I remember when I had some cookies and I left for a couple minutes. I came back and all my cookies were gone.
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Female 830
And that`s why im ALWAYS the first to hit my sister.
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Female 209
aww i like that list...im soo putting it on my facebook profile
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Female 1,397
I sneezed while someone was cutting my hair today, and i turned out fine. *seizure*
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Male 992
I like the one about you should always vote Republican! haha so true, what a knee slapper
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Female 204
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

I agree.. it`s switched. And I like the "two rules to life" one the best great job Ktipr

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Female 415
i like the one about hitting your sister...
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Male 116
LMAO number 1 was funny about the cat
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Male 1,808
funny.
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Female 963
Some where funny... some where not. Overall its oaky.
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Male 226
That`s ok, I punch first.
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Female 207
...repost?
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Male 5
fthygre, I think they meant that although its possilbe, its difficult...or pointless, whichever fits I gues :-P
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Female 6
Hm.. interesting. Some were so true, such as the "They always catch the second person" one. Heeh.
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Male 1,523
lol
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Male 694
Time may be a great healer, but it`s a lousy beautician.
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love this one
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Female 683
isnt it growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional? they got it the wrong way round. the kids ones were funnier
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Female 1,468
It`s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

That is my dad.

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Female 982
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don`t let her brush your hair.

Lol so true! it hurts like hell!

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Male 731
It was ok.
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Male 469
Meh. Not all that funny.
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Male 820
yeah that wasnt bad, few laughs in there
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Female 304
that was good
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Male 121
there are really just 2 rules to live a better life. Rule number 1: Don`t always tell everything
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Female 363
raising teenagers is like nailing jell o to a tree - what, pointless?

the kids ones were the best and so true

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Female 321
lol , DEFINITLY!
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Male 341
If your sister hits you, don`t hit her back. They always catch the second person
that is SO true
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Female 2,244
The ones about the children were the funniest.

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Male 10,115
Link: The great truths of life [Rate Link] - Keep these rules in mind to live a happier life.

:-D

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