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Date: 09/27/05 02:46 AM

29 Responses to The great truths of life

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 12:04 am
    Link: The great truths of life - Keep these rules in mind to live a happier life.

    :-D

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 12:44 am
    The ones about the children were the funniest.

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    trojanboi Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:51 am
    If your sister hits you, don`t hit her back. They always catch the second person
    that is SO true
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:57 am
    lol , DEFINITLY!
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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:42 am
    raising teenagers is like nailing jell o to a tree - what, pointless?

    the kids ones were the best and so true

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    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:56 am
    there are really just 2 rules to live a better life. Rule number 1: Don`t always tell everything
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    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:48 am
    that was good
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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:50 am
    yeah that wasnt bad, few laughs in there
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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:57 am
    Meh. Not all that funny.
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:31 am
    It was ok.
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 8:27 am
    When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don`t let her brush your hair.

    Lol so true! it hurts like hell!

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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:44 am
    It`s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

    That is my dad.

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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:31 am
    isnt it growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional? they got it the wrong way round. the kids ones were funnier
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    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:41 am
    Time may be a great healer, but it`s a lousy beautician.
    ^
    love this one
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 12:16 pm
    lol
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    rockoutttttt Female 13-17
    6 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 1:32 pm
    Hm.. interesting. Some were so true, such as the "They always catch the second person" one. Heeh.
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    sawta Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    fthygre, I think they meant that although its possilbe, its difficult...or pointless, whichever fits I gues :-P
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    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:31 pm
    ...repost?
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:04 pm
    That`s ok, I punch first.
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:15 pm
    Some where funny... some where not. Overall its oaky.
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:07 pm
    funny.
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    EliteMike Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    LMAO number 1 was funny about the cat
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    i like the one about hitting your sister...
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    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 10:06 pm
    1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

    I agree.. it`s switched. And I like the "two rules to life" one the best great job Ktipr

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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 10:23 pm
    I like the one about you should always vote Republican! haha so true, what a knee slapper
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 12:02 am
    I sneezed while someone was cutting my hair today, and i turned out fine. *seizure*
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    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 12:21 am
    aww i like that list...im soo putting it on my facebook profile
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 12:19 pm
    And that`s why im ALWAYS the first to hit my sister.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    I liked "you can`t trust dogs to watch your food." I remember when I had some cookies and I left for a couple minutes. I came back and all my cookies were gone.

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