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oh joy i just tried again.. and im going 2 dreamland next week. ahh
by my neibour is a 81 yr old lady that cant walk..
well isnt that great
A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.
Great. Note to self. Keep all bags, change, and co-workers away from self.
Lmao! This kinda freaks me out because someone at work was yelling at me for reading the schedule wrong today. He`s a bit scary when he`s upset... XD Thankfully we don`t really carry around any loose change where I work though.
isnt that magical...
i was scared of gettin west nile in the summer..i had a total of 30 bites
SCREW THAT, I`M NEVER GOING IN A BANK AGAIN
Ive always wanted to go out with a bang.
Eh? I`m never going to Spain again. Or wearing red.
Sure sounds like me
You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
Nah, I reckon I`m going to be hit by a car and impaled by the arial. :-)
While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
Kind of different to being killed by a deranged cook in a Chinese restaurant like it said I would yesterday.
i never cook with a charcoal grill but ok
sounds painful... better stay away from revolving doors
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
Wow! I`ll be a hero!
Cool, I get to be a hostage!
A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you`re driving. While you`re attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
So that`s how the King died...
That`s mine, and my cat dies via hammer from a disgruntled girlfriend.
I wrote the name of my enemy. BWAHAHAHA
huh. that sounds good.
I typed in a ramdom name and got this: nastyWhile on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
That`s why i dont like crossing streets
Probably...I give lots of people the finger...especially slow people on the road. Why am i the only one that got this one?
Why, oh, why, does money have to kill me?!?! And now I will NEVER get a job...gaddamn. Have money, be killed by money, OR have no money and die from starvation because I have no money....choices, choices...
Johnny Cash didn`t die that way!
I tried it again. What`s scary is I don`t know how to swim.
Damn, that`s boring.
Does this mean i look like a coked up whore?? argh!!
That is kinda sad.....But my bro is gonna die worse!
While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.
Not possible. I live on an island of 3000, my dad is Chief of Police, and I know every cop who works for my dad. None of them are trigger happy rookies. My dad only hires level headed guys who have spent time on the force previously. Oh, and when traveling, I never rent a car. I use the bus system. Much more economical. Wheres my tshirt?
lol great site. Wonder if they`ll really give you a shirt?
:( And I really wanted to see how I would die too
How boring. Now I`m depressed . . .
haha i almost did that the other day too lol
Yippeee!Quick death =D
and also it said a die working in a sports store. sports store?! i don`t think so.
What if there were hairs all over it?
HOLY CRAP! By sheer coincidence, I committed that very act just last week!
HOLY CRAP!!!!!that nearly happened to me once!!!!!
"A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal." I LOVE Chinese food and would never complain about it.
Note to self: dont go hiking in caves in Iceland.
this guy must`ve had a lot of fun writing down all these deaths
I wonder which gun???? hmmm...
Of course it`s pretty easy to tell somebody`s death when they already are...
Wow, that`s creepy!
While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You`re hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly
Damn those Johnsons next door; all because I still have there lawnmower.
When I do know how to swim. I guess I forget at some point.
that actually nearly happened yesterday! but my mate stopped me from falling
Note to self: Never go in a hardware store.
Like how I always think of that when I see wires...
Question, how do you know if it `amazingly accurate`? Are you dead? Did you die the way it said it would?
Gee, what fun to look foward to.
Funny how no one who`s posted is dying of natural causes. Everything this thing spouts out are either grizzly deaths or suicides.
It`s not that bad of a way to die. Too bad I`m way too narcissistic to ever kill myself.
One more reason to keep my money hidden between my mattresses.
it could be worse