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Date: 09/29/05 02:34 AM

182 Responses to The Death Psychic

  1. Profile photo of jimbone
    jimbone Male 13-17
    9 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:53 am
    Link: The Death Psychic - It will tell you how you`re going to die. Amazingly accurate!
  2. Profile photo of Tafts
    Tafts Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:37 am
    Engine failure causes an airplane you`re on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

    it could be worse

  3. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:44 am
    I kill myself in a running car in a garage! That`s so depressing.....im goin do it now =(
  4. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:48 am
    While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.
  5. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:56 am
    Yours is better, wanna trade?
  6. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:59 am
    Nah, at least mine isn`t suicide. :-P
  7. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:00 am
    I control my destiny lol
  8. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:04 am
    Yea! Well, mine said that I would be a hostage in a bank robbery, and the robbers would shoot me to prove that they were serious. YAY!

    One more reason to keep my money hidden between my mattresses.

  9. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:06 am
    Right on sgdp, whats your home address? lol
  10. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:09 am
    Ok, his is the funniest yet.
  11. Profile photo of MELio74
    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:25 am
    It says my neighbor is going to beat me to death with a shovel..... Nice.....
  12. Profile photo of MrAwesome
    MrAwesome Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:32 am
    "While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage."

    Nooooooooooooooooo!

  13. Profile photo of McGoodness
    McGoodness Male 18-29
    60 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:40 am
    "You are attacked violently by a crazed man with an ice skate. Your throat is slit, and you die from rapid blood loss."

  14. Profile photo of sumowombat
    sumowombat Female 13-17
    17 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:50 am
    "When in a bar you will be slipped a date rape drug in yor drink.When you are passed out you will be taken away and raped and then murdered."
    Lovely. How on earth would you know if it was amazingly accurate? Anyway, i majorly want to win a free tshirt! WOO!
  15. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:10 am
    I`m Going To Get Run Over In A Quiet Street And Die Instantly. Well...At Least It`s Instant.
  16. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:10 am
    "Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

    It`s not that bad of a way to die. Too bad I`m way too narcissistic to ever kill myself.

  17. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:12 am
    I`m going to die by multiple gunshot wounds to the face while I`m sleeping during a home robbery.

    Funny how no one who`s posted is dying of natural causes. Everything this thing spouts out are either grizzly deaths or suicides.

  18. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:21 am
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

    Gee, what fun to look foward to.

  19. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:34 am
    I die of a burst aneurysm in my brain.

    Question, how do you know if it `amazingly accurate`? Are you dead? Did you die the way it said it would?

  20. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:34 am
    you*
  21. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:41 am
    "Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape."

    Like how I always think of that when I see wires...

  22. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:48 am
    If I can just make it to 32 I have this to look forward to!
    *While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
  23. Profile photo of 19laura86
    19laura86 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:55 am
    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.
  24. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:20 am
    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


    Note to self: Never go in a hardware store.

  25. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:42 am
    In a public restroom, you slip on the wet floor and hit your head on the side of the toilet bowl and die. Your body isn`t found for several days

    that actually nearly happened yesterday! but my mate stopped me from falling

  26. Profile photo of MissLove
    MissLove Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:45 am
    ``While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you`re struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.``
    That`s how my cat died *cries*|-(
  27. Profile photo of tofuzilla
    tofuzilla Female 13-17
    55 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:35 am
    I`m going to drown in a hotel pool and not be found until morning because I don`t know how to swim.

    When I do know how to swim. I guess I forget at some point.

  28. Profile photo of Oreoman
    Oreoman Male 13-17
    135 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:43 am
    While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You`re hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly
  29. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:05 am
    A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

    Wonderful.

  30. Profile photo of albab
    albab Male 13-17
    136 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:08 am
    While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.
    YAY! Hey, it sounds kinda illegal. So it has to be good.
  31. Profile photo of ainur
    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:56 am
    uh oh
  32. Profile photo of JonnyL900
    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:05 am
    An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.

    Damn those Johnsons next door; all because I still have there lawnmower.

  33. Profile photo of Doxa
    Doxa Male 30-39
    150 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:47 am
    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

    Haha....yeah, okay.

  34. Profile photo of myrtlemagik
    myrtlemagik Male 30-39
    33 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:54 am
    I guess me and OREOMAN are going to be in the same vehicle:

    While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You`re hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly

  35. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:58 am
    You will die of boredom while visiting useless web sites.


    Wow, that`s creepy!

  36. Profile photo of cyberguy
    cyberguy Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:58 am
    After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

    Of course it`s pretty easy to tell somebody`s death when they already are...

  37. Profile photo of cyberguy
    cyberguy Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:59 am
    BWAHHAHHAAHHAH!!!!!
  38. Profile photo of roly4now
    roly4now Male 50-59
    85 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:07 am
    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. HaHa cant wait, Pity you dont get to know what age Haha
  39. Profile photo of tomsss
    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:12 am
    While playing around with a friend`s gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

    I wonder which gun???? hmmm...

  40. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:13 am
    A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly.

    Note to self: dont go hiking in caves in Iceland.

    this guy must`ve had a lot of fun writing down all these deaths

  41. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:14 am
    A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.
  42. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:21 am
    While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

  43. Profile photo of XENOLITH
    XENOLITH Male 13-17
    80 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:27 am
    It said id me mauled by a pitbull although pitbulls are nice, and then it said, once i tried again, that a computer store clerk would assault me with a back hoe...
  44. Profile photo of hiei
    hiei Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:33 am
    Accurate my ASS!

    "A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal." I LOVE Chinese food and would never complain about it.

  45. Profile photo of M3NACE
    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:33 am
    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!
    that nearly happened to me once!!!!!

    bloody hell.....

  46. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:50 am
    "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed"

    HOLY CRAP! By sheer coincidence, I committed that very act just last week!

    ...manorrd`s executor

  47. Profile photo of Effigy
    Effigy Female 18-29
    210 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:07 am
    A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you`re on, killing you (and everyone else onboard).
  48. Profile photo of dinnerbone
    dinnerbone Male 13-17
    340 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:12 am
    Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you`re asleep.

    :`(

  49. Profile photo of childdoll
    childdoll Female 18-29
    45 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:17 am
    georgiascool - we have the same death... maybe we`ll be at the same hardware store... ;)
  50. Profile photo of Cute_puppy
    Cute_puppy Female 18-29
    124 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:26 am
    While walking down the street, you`re attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead.

    Nice :D

  51. Profile photo of Iluv2sleep
    Iluv2sleep Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:26 am
    A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
  52. Profile photo of Cute_puppy
    Cute_puppy Female 18-29
    124 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:28 am
    "A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal." I LOVE Chinese food and would never complain about it.

    What if there were hairs all over it?

  53. Profile photo of yotimes3
    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:31 am
    i get beat up by an old lady with an umbrella and left for dead. harsh
  54. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:39 am
    i said i was james dean and it said this: Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

    and also it said a die working in a sports store. sports store?! i don`t think so.

  55. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:50 am
    While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly...I can`t Drive
  56. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:54 am
    you are driving and give the finger to the wrong guy. he follows you home and shoots you.

    nice

  57. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:54 am
    how can you know if it is accurate unless you have died??!!
  58. Profile photo of skater5318
    skater5318 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 12:07 pm
    great You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
  59. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 12:09 pm
    During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

    Yippeee!Quick death =D

  60. Profile photo of robint88
    robint88 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    Suicide bomber on a plane for me...
  61. Profile photo of fizzyk
    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:16 pm
    a vending machine falls on me!great im an idiot!
  62. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    hehe
  63. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.
  64. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:22 pm
    A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
    Lovely
  65. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:43 pm
    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
  66. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.
  67. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:46 pm
    (note to self: stop hanging around poor people.)
  68. Profile photo of pats_gurl12
    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 1:57 pm
    While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you`re electrocuted.

    haha i almost did that the other day too lol

  69. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:06 pm
    Wow, dinnerbone. our girlfriend sleeps around. B*tch
  70. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:08 pm
    A crazed man with a pitchfork attacks me in a hardware store. How fun.
  71. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    I get killed on a plane that crashes into the ocean. I`m going on a cruise next year, glad its not a plane trip. Ooooh, but what if I`m on the ship that the plane crashes into? Spooky.
  72. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:39 pm
    Tafts, we must be on the same plane.
  73. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:41 pm
    "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself."

    How boring. Now I`m depressed . . .

  74. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 2:57 pm
    Great...I get to it and it says "Service Unavailable". Does that mean that I am going to die and it doesn`t know how? Does it mean that I AM NEVER GOING TO DIE!!!!!! Mwahhhhh!
  75. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:02 pm
    eurgh, i go to a sushi resteraunt and get worms and die
  76. Profile photo of RippledGlass
    RippledGlass Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:04 pm
    Service Unavailable...

    :( And I really wanted to see how I would die too

  77. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    Service unavaible arrrrgh
  78. Profile photo of AnnaE116
    AnnaE116 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    I get struck by lightning. What a kick ass way to go!
  79. Profile photo of omega_ma
    omega_ma Male 18-29
    306 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:28 pm
    Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head.
  80. Profile photo of dizuckai
    dizuckai Female 18-29
    60 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:58 pm
    wtf
  81. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:28 pm
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork

    DANG

  82. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:28 pm
    No matter what variation on my name I put in I would die in two ways driving down the wrong way of a busy highway (suicide) or hit by a car and killed instantly. Really gives ya somthing to look forward to in life.
  83. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:28 pm
    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

    Not possible. I live on an island of 3000, my dad is Chief of Police, and I know every cop who works for my dad. None of them are trigger happy rookies. My dad only hires level headed guys who have spent time on the force previously. Oh, and when traveling, I never rent a car. I use the bus system. Much more economical. Wheres my tshirt?

    lol great site. Wonder if they`ll really give you a shirt?

  84. Profile photo of DevilCry
    DevilCry Male 13-17
    58 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:31 pm
    After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

    That is kinda sad.....
    But my bro is gonna die worse!

    While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.

  85. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:31 pm
    Oh, and being raised by a cop, I would never be stupid enough to try to make any suspicous moves. My license and registration is in my visor. Also, I always pull over immediatly.
  86. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:43 pm
    SO UR SAYIN U GET PULLED OVER ALOT CUZ U SAID ALWAYS
  87. Profile photo of Oreoman
    Oreoman Male 13-17
    135 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 4:45 pm
    wow these are creative :-D
  88. Profile photo of xblade13
    xblade13 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
  89. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    my flatmate is going to get a new form of intestinal worms after eating in a new sushi restaurant. her body will be unable to beat the infection and she`ll die from an abdominal rupture
  90. Profile photo of IHeartJesus
    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    I`m going to trip over a sprinkler, cutting off my toes and unable to walk I will slowly bleed to death on my front lawn
  91. Profile photo of clairel1000
    clairel1000 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:30 pm
    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

    Does this mean i look like a coked up whore?? argh!!

  92. Profile photo of thepanda
    thepanda Male 13-17
    47 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:31 pm
    i better steer clear of ice rinks eh??? but why WHY GOD WHY
  93. Profile photo of thepanda
    thepanda Male 13-17
    47 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:31 pm
    which actually raises an interesting question of why iceskates are so sharp.... people i need your thoughts on this
  94. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:39 pm
    While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats me to death with a bat. I find that odd, considering I haven`t played baseball for years.
  95. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:42 pm
    I`m gonna jump off a building...
  96. Profile photo of imnotaguy
    imnotaguy Male 13-17
    37 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

    Damn, that`s boring.

  97. Profile photo of imnotaguy
    imnotaguy Male 13-17
    37 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:47 pm
    You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don`t know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn`t seen until the following morning.

    I tried it again. What`s scary is I don`t know how to swim.

  98. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:48 pm
    It says I`m going to be swimming and an electric cable will fall into the water and fry me. This would be intirely accurate if I still had arms and legs!
  99. Profile photo of DeeDee17
    DeeDee17 Female 18-29
    170 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 5:56 pm
    A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
  100. Profile photo of anini
    anini Male 13-17
    85 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:07 pm
    I`ve always wanted to die by someone on a rampage. Apparently a crazy guy is going to beat me to death on a nice calm golf course. Maybe it`s happy gilmore!
  101. Profile photo of bertil
    bertil Female 70 & Over
    33 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:33 pm
    im gonna be a hostage ina bank robbery holy crap
  102. Profile photo of Ororomonroe
    Ororomonroe Female 18-29
    49 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:33 pm
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

    Johnny Cash didn`t die that way!

  103. Profile photo of desert_rose
    desert_rose Female 18-29
    217 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
  104. Profile photo of haveyourtots
    haveyourtots Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:39 pm
    While angrily shaking a vending machine to recover your dangling bag of chips, the machine falls onto you, crushing you beneath it.
  105. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:39 pm
    Im gonna get killed when I help my friend cut a tree with a chain saw and severe both my legs and then bleed to death.Im never getten near a chain saw.my sister eats at sushi restaurant and gets worms and unable to fight off the infection, and dies from abdominal rupture.Goodie!
  106. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 6:59 pm
    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change

    Why, oh, why, does money have to kill me?!?! And now I will NEVER get a job...gaddamn. Have money, be killed by money, OR have no money and die from starvation because I have no money....choices, choices...

  107. Profile photo of Traceur
    Traceur Male 13-17
    134 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    Not working fo me
  108. Profile photo of tedweird
    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    jimbone, ur a retard.
  109. Profile photo of Traceur
    Traceur Male 13-17
    134 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    While playing around with a friend`s gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
  110. Profile photo of JediMasterE
    JediMasterE Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 29, 2005 at 7:06 pm
    Acurate? How? You want accuracy, just tell everyone they will die of CANCER!
  111. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:09 pm
    "While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away."

    Probably...I give lots of people the finger...especially slow people on the road. Why am i the only one that got this one?

  112. Profile photo of KittyOfDoom
    KittyOfDoom Female 13-17
    22 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:20 pm
    You walk across a quiet street and are hit by a speeding motorist, you die instantly.

    That`s why i dont like crossing streets

  113. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:21 pm
    fthygre I have the same one as you lol "In a public restroom, you slip on the wet floor and hit your head on the side of the toilet bowl and die. Your body isn`t found for several days" maybe we are soul mates and we die together
  114. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:23 pm
    After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

    huh. that sounds good.

    I typed in a ramdom name and got this: nasty
    While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

  115. Profile photo of KittyOfDoom
    KittyOfDoom Female 13-17
    22 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

    I wrote the name of my enemy. BWAHAHAHA

  116. Profile photo of Kyle45381
    Kyle45381 Male 13-17
    1 post
    September 29, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
    That sounds painful
  117. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

    That`s mine, and my cat dies via hammer from a disgruntled girlfriend.

  118. Profile photo of rbbrduckie
    rbbrduckie Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:50 pm
    Engine failure causes an airplane you`re on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board...everytime i get on a plane i always worry that this might happen.
  119. Profile photo of TheGnome
    TheGnome Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:09 pm
    this is soooo awesome
  120. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:09 pm
    I said I was Elvis and I got this:

    A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you`re driving. While you`re attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

    So that`s how the King died...

  121. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:25 pm
    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
  122. Profile photo of MoondustWolf
    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    I am so creeped out. Tried my name- I`m gonna be killed in a storm by a falling tree. Tried my nickname- same thing. Tried my screenname- same thing. Fear . . .
  123. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:45 pm
    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.


    Cool, I get to be a hostage!

  124. Profile photo of bdot
    bdot Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:48 pm
    mine is so sad...i am going to die in an outhouse, suffacating by fumes
    i wonder if they mean the toilet fumes??lol
  125. Profile photo of Robot99
    Robot99 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 9:48 pm
    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
    I hat Sushi
  126. Profile photo of Ser3ph
    Ser3ph Male 13-17
    6 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:05 pm
    First off how do they know it`s accurate.
    Second, a strange man picks up an axe and dismembers my body.
  127. Profile photo of wamphyri
    wamphyri Male 40-49
    33 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:12 pm
    I,m not sure we have any tall buildings.
  128. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 10:19 pm

    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

    Wow! I`ll be a hero!

  129. Profile photo of Kymberlee
    Kymberlee Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 12:23 am
    A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

    WTF???

  130. Profile photo of IckBee
    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 12:48 am
    During a severe thunderstorm a tree will fall on your house and crush you.
  131. Profile photo of devotion
    devotion Female 13-17
    36 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 2:31 am
    Your arm is ripped off after you become trapped in a revolving door.

    sounds painful... better stay away from revolving doors

  132. Profile photo of [ta]uk
    [ta]uk Male 13-17
    88 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 4:36 am
    arm is ripped of in a revolving door...sigh`
  133. Profile photo of cutentough
    cutentough Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 5:44 am
    You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

    i never cook with a charcoal grill but ok

  134. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 7:54 am
    Interesting, I went back today and it said:

    While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

    Kind of different to being killed by a deranged cook in a Chinese restaurant like it said I would yesterday.

  135. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 8:23 am
    Airplane thing.
    I love 19laur86`s and georgiascool
  136. Profile photo of Warc
    Warc Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 10:58 am
    While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you`re struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
  137. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 11:44 am
    Your arm is ripped off after you become trapped in a revolving door. (nice)

    Nah, I reckon I`m going to be hit by a car and impaled by the arial. :-)

  138. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 11:49 am
    And my hamster`s:

    You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

  139. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 11:50 am
    Mine: A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.
    Eh.
  140. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

    Sure sounds like me

  141. Profile photo of loveuforever
    loveuforever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 1:05 pm
    While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

    Eh? I`m never going to Spain again. Or wearing red.

  142. Profile photo of six13
    six13 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 4:54 pm
    I either die of worms from a new sushi restaurant or a man in a hardware store dismembers me with an axe....
  143. Profile photo of wave14
    wave14 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 7:40 pm

    While you`re having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

    Ive always wanted to go out with a bang.

  144. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 8:59 pm
    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

    SCREW THAT, I`M NEVER GOING IN A BANK AGAIN

  145. Profile photo of pats_gurl12
    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 9:31 pm
    i tryed mine again today it said`While in a batting cage, you`re struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes. hahaha omg i had like tears rolling down my face its soo funny lol
  146. Profile photo of truthsangel
    truthsangel Female 30-39
    9 posts
    September 30, 2005 at 10:36 pm
    "A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club. LOL my ex-boyfriend used to play online golf all the time..think he is going to come back and kill me???
  147. Profile photo of brianthomas
    brianthomas Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 8:22 am
    i blow my head of with a shot gun. to bad my arms are to short for that. (beat the system):YAY:
  148. Profile photo of pats_gurl12
    pats_gurl12 Female 13-17
    219 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 8:56 am
    ^^haha
  149. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 9:15 am
    You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.

    i was scared of gettin west nile in the summer..
    i had a total of 30 bites

  150. Profile photo of SaSsYgUrL13
    SaSsYgUrL13 Female 13-17
    139 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 5:52 pm
    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
  151. Profile photo of sarifynna
    sarifynna Female 18-29
    157 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 8:37 pm
    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

    isnt that magical...

  152. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
    138 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 9:43 pm
    mines wierd. i die from a falling icicle at my house. WTF! i live in sacramento, ti NEVER snows here!
  153. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 9:44 pm
    While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you`re struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
  154. Profile photo of rofriki
    rofriki Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 6:58 am
    i get beaten to death by a homeless lady....and blown up in my house due to a gas leak.... (seperate times of course) who knew? i die twice hge he
  155. Profile photo of Egglover56
    Egglover56 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 12:42 pm
    It`s an icy day and I run a red light and die instantly. My dog gets hit by a speeding motorist.
  156. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 3, 2005 at 11:11 pm
    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
    are you only supposed to enter your first name? and i got the same as georgiascool
  157. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 3, 2005 at 11:12 pm
    and sarifynna
  158. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 1:05 am
    i get crushed by a tree...yay?
  159. Profile photo of mjsmoose
    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 1:26 am
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.
  160. Profile photo of KyuubiOrange
    KyuubiOrange Female 18-29
    11 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 6:57 am
    "A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change."

    Lmao! This kinda freaks me out because someone at work was yelling at me for reading the schedule wrong today. He`s a bit scary when he`s upset... XD Thankfully we don`t really carry around any loose change where I work though.

  161. Profile photo of MegaD123
    MegaD123 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 7:42 am
    "A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change."

    Great. Note to self. Keep all bags, change, and co-workers away from self.

  162. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 12:24 pm
    lmao "My date will tie me up and sever my limbs" date? tied up???? what limb??!!??!!?
  163. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    I`m going to forget to put out a burning candle and my house will burn down with me trapped inside. How do they know this is "amazingly accurate"? Is there anyone around to give a testimonial? "This thing said I was going to be decapitated by a train and I was! Amazing!"
  164. Profile photo of jesika-r05
    jesika-r05 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 6, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    it says that a man in a harware shop fataly beats me to death with a garden hoe. lol
  165. Profile photo of Sunkissed_me
    Sunkissed_me Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 5:12 pm
    Damn. It tells me that I will drown. Truth is, I can`t swim and I`m afraid to swim. Damn!!!
  166. Profile photo of Sunkissed_me
    Sunkissed_me Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 16, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    HAHAHA!!!! This is what it tells about my boyfriend: "Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself."
    Not sure wether to laugh or cry
  167. Profile photo of TripleH6
    TripleH6 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    This what will happen to me:

    A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

  168. Profile photo of Monkeyboywes
    Monkeyboywes Male 13-17
    124 posts
    October 18, 2005 at 9:18 pm
    i die in a school bathroom when a guy beats me to death with his bookbag...
  169. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 7:50 am
    i`m going to have apencil in my eye by a police drawer person... fun.
  170. Profile photo of MissBond
    MissBond Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 23, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    Mine is a wicked way to die!!!! im gna get so pissed that i fall down the stairs and break my neck. my friends will think ive jus passed out and leave my body for hours... Yeaaaaaa.
    (Stupid Friends....)
  171. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

    well isnt that great

  172. Profile photo of j-allan
    j-allan Male 30-39
    167 posts
    November 1, 2005 at 6:54 am
    While walking down the street, you`re attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead. hilarious!
  173. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    November 26, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    haha mine said some crazy cook guy will throw scalding hot grease on me... somewhat stupid
    it will probably be a chinese one cus i hate chinese food and i tell everyone of how i got this chinese friend who asked me to keep secret that they use rats and dogs meat. so i will probably be talking aobut it there and here the angry chinese guy comes. aaaah
  174. Profile photo of morbious
    morbious Male 30-39
    51 posts
    November 26, 2005 at 7:49 pm
    While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud
  175. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 17, 2005 at 10:18 pm
    While bending over a pot of hot soup, a disgruntled relative shoves my head into the bowl and leaves it there. When I entered my dead grandma who died of a brain tumor, it was not accurate at all. No one has gotten "died in sleep". It`s rigged, or we all die horrible deaths in the future.
  176. Profile photo of abcdman2
    abcdman2 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    February 11, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    !!! maybe it is true... if you re-type the information exactly how it was before, it will say the same thing ;-()
  177. Profile photo of hunie-bunie1
    hunie-bunie1 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 12:57 am
    i am going to be attacked by my neighbour with a shovel.. oh joy!

    by my neibour is a 81 yr old lady that cant walk..

  178. Profile photo of hunie-bunie1
    hunie-bunie1 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 12:59 am
    While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

    oh joy i just tried again..
    and im going 2 dreamland next week. ahh

  179. Profile photo of roffle_XD
    roffle_XD Male 13-17
    26 posts
    August 23, 2006 at 2:52 am
    cyberguy you have the same one as me. WERE DEATH BUDDIES!
  180. Profile photo of TweekTweak
    TweekTweak Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

    Lovely.

  181. Profile photo of pimpachu32
    pimpachu32 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    ha im the luckiest one i die old while im sleeping :-)
  182. Profile photo of mitaine
    mitaine Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

    :-O

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