Telco Powered

Submitted by: reannea 11 years ago
http://www.sandman.com/telco.html

Plug your electrical appliances into the phonejack.
There are 20 comments:
Male 992
I hope they make a cell charger!
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Male 1,465
I`m surprised that no one pointed out the "US Patent No. 4773863" that Telco Powered Products are registered under is actually a patent for, as the US Patent office states, an "Amusement Device for a Toilet or Urinal".

Or that their new products will run on "depleted uranium"...

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Female 1,403
haha, Mooseyfate was the only thing that made me laugh.
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Male 979
its pretty damn obvious that it`s a joke. Their lead scientist would have to be an electrician right? and yet it shows a picture of him in front of (get this) Beakers of funny coloured chemicals.... hmm
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Male 407
Eh.. his correction... was wrong... own`d
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Male 851
ehhh
are you sure?
I thought it was called internet but I don`t know, you seem like an expert
will you teach me the ways of your people?
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Male 254
Its called dial-up


and its electrical outlets you tard...

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Male 851
did you hear about them making internet plug into phone jacks now?
I was like woah that`s crazy
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Male 419
Obviously fake, amusing though!
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Male 254
It is a joke...

Phone lines carry current but just enough to work a phone not run a friggen car charger.
Hell i have a phone with a built in answering machine and a cordless hand set, still needs to be plugged in for all the extras to work, but will still ringer when its just getting enery from the ohone line.

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Female 16
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Female 809
^^haha.. that kills me.
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Male 1,132
RELAX!

Glow in the Dark Vibrator is easy to find when the power is out.

TELCO POWERED™ VIBRATOR

There`s a lot of stress when the power is out!

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Male 160
"Electric Toothbrush charges from your phone line!"......cooooooooolllll NOT
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Male 1,465
Drawn out? You act like this is a joke. You do know that there is an electrical current carried through the phone jack right?
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Male 916
wasn`t that a bit drawn out?
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Male 194
Funny!
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Male 1,348
I`ll bet it gives a new meaning to the words phone sex :-P
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Male 64
The "Glow In The Dark Vibrator" was funny!
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Female 6
Link: Telco Powered [Rate Link] - Plug your electrical appliances into the phonejack.

Save on electricity bills!

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