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Category: Games
Date: 09/27/05 02:31 AM

46 Responses to Super Soviet Missile Master

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 11:50 pm
    Link: Super Soviet Missile Master - An old video game kids used to play in the USSR.
  2. Profile photo of Link50
    Link50 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:47 am
    what are the controls?
  3. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:25 am
    Up and down
  4. Profile photo of [ta]uk
    [ta]uk Male 13-17
    88 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:30 am
    being russian that was more stupid than insulting
  5. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:20 am
    I Thought It WAS Going To Be Cool.
  6. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:27 am
    well that was a challenging game - up, down explode!
  7. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:43 am
    Now I know why we won the Cold War, their video game`s sucked!
  8. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:25 am
    Yea, I didn`t know clouds could make a missle blow up. Nice modern touch with the word "pwned," though.
  9. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:45 am
    that was poor
  10. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:49 am
    Crap. Utter crap. Its also funny that there isn`t any russian in there and it says "Pwned"...
  11. Profile photo of Mooon
    Mooon Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 6:50 am
    Mashing the keyboard while drunk and stoned would have produced a better game than this pooe!
  12. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:10 am
    i like the sound
  13. Profile photo of xXRANDOMXx
    xXRANDOMXx Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:28 am
    a bird made the missile expload a BIRD wtf?
  14. Profile photo of nybull
    nybull Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 8:59 am
    that was a good game.....for me to poop on!
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:10 am
    hahahaha! what sh*ty controls
  16. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:16 am
    It had that lame "leet speak" in it.. I doubt the russians are so stupid that they would use that.. LEET SUCKS!
  17. Profile photo of pollo_loco05
    pollo_loco05 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 10:21 am
    that was stupid
  18. Profile photo of mockstar_mat
    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:36 am
    wunt
  19. Profile photo of xyra
    xyra Female 18-29
    137 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:40 am
    worth the laugh i got from it
  20. Profile photo of micky2
    micky2 Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:54 am
    ghey
  21. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 12:25 pm
    Russiand are to good to use that word pwned.
    Stupid american "leet talk poo". :-P
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    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    Bubski.. Mama queued all day and got the last game in the shop for you.

    Thankyou Mama.. no wonder we russians were the first to land on the moon

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    sawta Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:10 pm
    the only "russian" i saw in there was what i`m assuming was suposed to be distance

    I`m taking a russian class for college, so I`m new to it but I belive "Bblcoko" translates into Bisoko(?)

  24. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:26 pm
    Sweet i`m a "Hero of the Soviet Union"

    lol :D

    And there are no helicopters and birds in outer space, this game is way off ha ha

    And the only colors were red and white.. they should add some colors.


    B bI C O K O = high

    They should write B bI C O T A, which means hieght

  25. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:21 pm
    news flash: this is a modern game. little russians didnt used to launch missles at the U.S. or play crappy games any more than we do.
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:37 pm
    i dont like it tt much
  27. Profile photo of iv660
    iv660 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:55 pm
    Bullpoo! This game has to do nothing with those children played in USSR.
  28. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    Eh.... little russians. The soviet union I beleive was either the largeset country in its time or the second. They would`ve launched a missle at us in a second if they had a reason. We never really gave them any.
  29. Profile photo of Irish_Madman
    Irish_Madman Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    how far can you go in this crap game???!!
  30. Profile photo of tedweird
    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:20 pm
    buddy, as usual, you`re an idiot
  31. Profile photo of mediawhore91
    mediawhore91 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:29 pm
    ted weird, as usual, your thirteen and you have a unibrow
  32. Profile photo of seventoes
    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 5:30 pm
    PWND!!!!
  33. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:06 pm
    shame its not a real missile really
  34. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:50 pm
    weird game
  35. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 8:53 pm
    lmao mediawhore91
  36. Profile photo of hatemelater
    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    BIG news flash. This is from a console version of the game "Alien Hominid." Alien Hominid is an absolutely amazing game, and when I first played Super Soviet Missle Mastar on my GC, I thought it was pure genius. I even went as far as to make a techno remix of the little jingle they have on the song. I`m glad to see this here. 4 stars.
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    GreenDay09 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:40 pm
    Too hard for me.
  38. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 10:36 pm
    why are we killing ourselves?
  39. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 11:01 pm
    this game is c_r_a_p
  40. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    hmm. i hate the birds
  41. Profile photo of Hetfield
    Hetfield Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 8:39 pm
    life-like graphics
  42. Profile photo of NEILLY
    NEILLY Male 13-17
    8 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    i won i won gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  43. Profile photo of SONGofHOPE
    SONGofHOPE Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 4, 2005 at 9:28 am
    stoopid like a monkey...all the people that called each other names in this comment section are losers
  44. Profile photo of traceur1
    traceur1 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 13, 2005 at 12:20 am
    That was so lame. What kind of terrorist would make a game where the soviets beat the U.S. Oh yeah the commies. GOD BLESS AMERICA
  45. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    November 25, 2005 at 10:27 pm
    i HIGHLY doubt that that was fr4om russia
  46. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Obviously not from Russia. Especially the part about it being a mini-game from alien hominid.

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