Super Soviet Missile Master

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Games
http://www.supersoviet.com/

An old video game kids used to play in the USSR.
There are 46 comments:
Male 462
Obviously not from Russia. Especially the part about it being a mini-game from alien hominid.
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Male 637
i HIGHLY doubt that that was fr4om russia
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Male 5
That was so lame. What kind of terrorist would make a game where the soviets beat the U.S. Oh yeah the commies. GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Male 159
stoopid like a monkey...all the people that called each other names in this comment section are losers
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Male 8
i won i won gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Male 75
life-like graphics
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Male 1,061
hmm. i hate the birds
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Male 10,440
this game is c_r_a_p
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Male 623
why are we killing ourselves?
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Female 116
Too hard for me.
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Male 63
BIG news flash. This is from a console version of the game "Alien Hominid." Alien Hominid is an absolutely amazing game, and when I first played Super Soviet Missle Mastar on my GC, I thought it was pure genius. I even went as far as to make a techno remix of the little jingle they have on the song. I`m glad to see this here. 4 stars.
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Male 914
lmao mediawhore91
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Female 963
weird game
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Male 348
shame its not a real missile really
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Male 345
PWND!!!!
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Male 134
ted weird, as usual, your thirteen and you have a unibrow
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Male 298
buddy, as usual, you`re an idiot
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Male 30
how far can you go in this crap game???!!
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Male 407
Eh.... little russians. The soviet union I beleive was either the largeset country in its time or the second. They would`ve launched a missle at us in a second if they had a reason. We never really gave them any.
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Male 23
Bullpoo! This game has to do nothing with those children played in USSR.
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Male 1,061
i dont like it tt much
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Male 528
news flash: this is a modern game. little russians didnt used to launch missles at the U.S. or play crappy games any more than we do.
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Male 244
Sweet i`m a "Hero of the Soviet Union"

lol :D

And there are no helicopters and birds in outer space, this game is way off ha ha

And the only colors were red and white.. they should add some colors.


B bI C O K O = high

They should write B bI C O T A, which means hieght

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Male 5
the only "russian" i saw in there was what i`m assuming was suposed to be distance

I`m taking a russian class for college, so I`m new to it but I belive "Bblcoko" translates into Bisoko(?)

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Male 678
Bubski.. Mama queued all day and got the last game in the shop for you.

Thankyou Mama.. no wonder we russians were the first to land on the moon

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Male 731
Russiand are to good to use that word pwned.
Stupid american "leet talk poo". :-P
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Male 225
ghey
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Female 137
worth the laugh i got from it
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Male 542
wunt
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Female 305
that was stupid
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Male 1,030
It had that lame "leet speak" in it.. I doubt the russians are so stupid that they would use that.. LEET SUCKS!
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Male 414
hahahaha! what sh*ty controls
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Male 54
that was a good game.....for me to poop on!
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Male 27
a bird made the missile expload a BIRD wtf?
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Male 1,364
i like the sound
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Male 63
Mashing the keyboard while drunk and stoned would have produced a better game than this pooe!
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Male 469
Crap. Utter crap. Its also funny that there isn`t any russian in there and it says "Pwned"...
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Male 820
that was poor
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Female 553
Yea, I didn`t know clouds could make a missle blow up. Nice modern touch with the word "pwned," though.
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Male 992
Now I know why we won the Cold War, their video game`s sucked!
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Female 363
well that was a challenging game - up, down explode!
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Female 2,144
I Thought It WAS Going To Be Cool.
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Male 88
being russian that was more stupid than insulting
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Male 163
Up and down
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Male 5
what are the controls?
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Male 10,115
Link: Super Soviet Missile Master [Rate Link] - An old video game kids used to play in the USSR.
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