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Date: 09/19/05 02:36 AM

19 Responses to Score Her

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    wastedbrains Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:55 am
    Link: Score Her - Dating advice for men from women, cause we all need some help.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:50 am
    Lucky for me I find all my dates over the internet. ;-)
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    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:00 am
    Pickup lines are hilarious. I actually heard this one once: "You look hot in that dress... let me help you out of it." ;-/

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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:33 am
    Best chat up line: "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
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    SmokEater Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 4:50 am
    only whores go for pickup lines
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 6:50 am
    No, only stupid people believe that pick up lines work both ways, or are just trying to get laid.

    Worst one I heard? "Love that dress... yeah, I`d love to see it on the floor next to my bed."

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    cyeote Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 8:34 am
    all I know is once the tables turn (guy dumps a girl) its all "HOW DARE HE" with her and her friends, but she could have had her eyes on someone else for weeks till that moment.
    Guys do yourself a favor as soon as it "feels" wrong....dump her, cause shes gonna dump you. I dont even need to try to defend that point cause you all know what im talking about.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 9:33 am
    Hey! :-D "If you were a booger, I`d definitely pick you first." Ok now I have a mission in life. I HAVE to try out that pickup line.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    Here`s a no-fail, very classy pickup line:
    "You`ve got beautiful hair. It`d be even prettier with a wad of my jizz in it."

    It`s totally James Bond smooth. Oh, yeah.

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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:44 pm
    personally i think a good way to score would be to avoide telling her you get dating advice off a link on a website for bored people on the internet
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:20 pm
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    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    Sheesh Enohead! How many whores...oops, I mean, ahem....women has that line got ya? I have to admit, it`s not one ya hear very often.
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    there are very few witty pick up lines.. and they don`t work either
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    Well, hottlava, it`s the line that hooked the girl that has since become my wife.
    And the reason she married me is because, thankfully, I was never foolish enough to use that line on her! :-D
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    ^^^^ ok that made a lot of sense.
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    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    uhh i think hes saying that NOT using that line is the best advice you can get...and i would have to agree thats gonna deffinatly bring the bitchslap
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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 11:23 pm
    so i herad your legs are the word around around town, so why do we go back to my house and spread the word.

    i lost my number, can I borrow your`s?

    f**k me if i`m wrong, but is your name belinda?

    and for the alltime favorite........

    nice shoes....... wanna f**k

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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:41 am
    Best line ever: "Hey baby wanna go get some pizza and f*ck?" (she proceeds to smack you, curse you out or give you the evil eye to which you respond "Whats tha Matta baby, you don`t like pizza?"
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 4:09 pm
    Is your name Gillette? Cos you`re the best a man can get! Thats my fave line. never fails... :-)

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