Rollercoaster gets woman pregnant

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/rollercoaster_pregnancy/

Such an inexepnsive solution to infertility!
There are 34 comments:
Female 931
Magdalena Kwiatkowska? Lmao.
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Male 1,478
That`s moronic.
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Female 809
Lol- kind of funny.
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Female 1
Great story to tell when your older.
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Female 6
umm i thought the roller coaster actually got her pregnant. i think its weird thats if they are telling the truth. however i think that one of her hubbys sperm just happened to do the trick but hey she got free roller coaster rides so yay.
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Male 536
i think it`d b nice 2 wrap up the story by her giving birth on the rollercoaster too. wouldn`t want to sit behind tho
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Female 830
That`s probrably a coincedence...
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Male 226
But aren`t pregnant women suppossed to avoid rollercoasters?
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Male 201
I smell bull sh*t
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Male 232
That kid is gonna be born with whip lash.
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Female 137
Come on and take a ride on the old Bone Rollercoaster O O O O
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Female 9
But I dont want to die!!!!!!!
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Male 51
that`s gonna be the next pick-up line, huh..."hey baby, wanna ride MY rollercoster?
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Female 870
[quote]On 9/12/2005 9:17:59 PM scrawler wrote: yet another reason not to ride rollercoasters[/quote]
Nowadays, you either get pregnant on roller coasters......... or you die.
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Male 103
Any article that uses the term "rumpy-pumpy" is automatically awesome.

And as for burying uncle fester...thats one of the most disgusting things I`ve ever heard. More like a "cacophonism" if you ask me.

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Female 9
yet another reason not to ride rollercoasters
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Female 963
That was really weird. )-|
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Male 1,425
lol funny shiz :-D
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Male 403
when that`s baby is born, he/she can be called "G-baby*
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Male 109
heck maybe i sould try that i want free tickets
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Female 209
lifelong tickets...wow, hopefully the kid likes rollercoasters
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Male 419
Doesn`t seem very real.
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Female 60
ahah thats werid i would be scared to ride that ;x
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Male 1,808
thats weird.
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Female 552
did they scrump before getting on it? lol or did they scrump at home after the theme park???? or did they just said screw it and did the nasty on the damn thing..
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Male 2,519
The G force? Haha..
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Male 194
^^^ No, a very broken weiner.
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Male 259
Imagine if she did it while riding the damn thing, twins triplets??
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Male 1,465
lol! "rumpy-pumpy", best euphemism for sex since “Burying uncle Fester”.
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Female 588
Hmmm, maybe it`s a coincidence, but it would still be interesting to test.
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Female 39
i looked at the title of this and thought: that`s gonna be one wierd lookin kid.
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Female 1,603
I want lifelong tickets to the rollercoaster! I`m so jealous!
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Male 21
That was an excellent story. It almost made me smile :)
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Male 10,115
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