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Date: 09/12/05 02:33 AM

34 Responses to Rollercoaster gets woman pregnant

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 1:32 am
    Link: Rollercoaster gets woman pregnant - Such an inexepnsive solution to infertility!
  2. Profile photo of two00five
    two00five Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 2:38 am
    That was an excellent story. It almost made me smile :)
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2005 at 2:48 am
    I want lifelong tickets to the rollercoaster! I`m so jealous!
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    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 2:53 am
    i looked at the title of this and thought: that`s gonna be one wierd lookin kid.
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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 3:36 am
    Hmmm, maybe it`s a coincidence, but it would still be interesting to test.
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 4:54 am
    lol! "rumpy-pumpy", best euphemism for sex since “Burying uncle Fester”.
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    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 4:58 am
    Imagine if she did it while riding the damn thing, twins triplets??
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    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 5:17 am
    ^^^ No, a very broken weiner.
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2005 at 6:11 am
    The G force? Haha..
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 10:08 am
    did they scrump before getting on it? lol or did they scrump at home after the theme park???? or did they just said screw it and did the nasty on the damn thing..
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 11:20 am
    thats weird.
  12. Profile photo of dizuckai
    dizuckai Female 18-29
    60 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    ahah thats werid i would be scared to ride that ;x
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    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    Doesn`t seem very real.
  14. Profile photo of RedRen
    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 3:37 pm
    lifelong tickets...wow, hopefully the kid likes rollercoasters
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    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    heck maybe i sould try that i want free tickets
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    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 7:20 pm
    when that`s baby is born, he/she can be called "G-baby*
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    lol funny shiz :-D
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 8:18 pm
    That was really weird. )-|
  19. Profile photo of scrawler
    scrawler Female 13-17
    9 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 9:17 pm
    yet another reason not to ride rollercoasters
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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 9:44 pm
    Any article that uses the term "rumpy-pumpy" is automatically awesome.

    And as for burying uncle fester...thats one of the most disgusting things I`ve ever heard. More like a "cacophonism" if you ask me.

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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 9:45 pm
    On 9/12/2005 9:17:59 PM scrawler wrote: yet another reason not to ride rollercoasters
    Nowadays, you either get pregnant on roller coasters......... or you die.
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    ein6991 Male 13-17
    51 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 11:33 pm
    that`s gonna be the next pick-up line, huh..."hey baby, wanna ride MY rollercoster?
  23. Profile photo of scrawler
    scrawler Female 13-17
    9 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 12:18 am
    But I dont want to die!!!!!!!
  24. Profile photo of xyra
    xyra Female 18-29
    137 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 12:47 am
    Come on and take a ride on the old Bone Rollercoaster O O O O
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    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 6:06 am
    That kid is gonna be born with whip lash.
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    cll214 Male 18-29
    201 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 10:57 am
    I smell bull sh*t
  27. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 2:12 pm
    But aren`t pregnant women suppossed to avoid rollercoasters?
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 2:12 pm
    That`s probrably a coincedence...
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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    i think it`d b nice 2 wrap up the story by her giving birth on the rollercoaster too. wouldn`t want to sit behind tho
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    reede86 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 7:36 pm
    umm i thought the roller coaster actually got her pregnant. i think its weird thats if they are telling the truth. however i think that one of her hubbys sperm just happened to do the trick but hey she got free roller coaster rides so yay.
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    ari714 Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 14, 2005 at 7:00 pm
    Great story to tell when your older.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    November 14, 2005 at 9:08 pm
    Lol- kind of funny.
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    That`s moronic.
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Magdalena Kwiatkowska? Lmao.

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