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If it was intentionally self inflicted he probably smashed his head into a mirror or something. The thinner the glass, the more pieces that will break off and create more cuts.
For_Serious?: If you think you had a long post look around this webside more often. Some people have to double post because of the 1000 limit thing. I know I usually get close to it, 50 characters off or so. (total chars for this message, 952)
Eth72: :D - - - That must have been what he was really looking for. Forget the green paper, he needed the cotton soft white kind that comes on rolls.. And is fun to throw at old peoples trees.. And is flamable... And is fun to light on fire and throw at old peoples trees. Well, only if youre a little bit very crazy.
KeanuReeves: Right next to you, Corky. Oh, sorry, your avatar threw me off, Keanu.
"Washin the dog, washing the dog!Washing the dog, washin the dog!"
Er, I mean dying the cat.
Heh-heh-heh, you said "head"...
Doesn`t the police report on TSG say late 2003?Ah, but I don`t wanna break your balls. I got nothin against ya, LordJon.
"DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger`s home wearing the clothes of the occupant`s mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. (2 pages) "
I basically live on the internet because technically I get paid to. I fix computers for a living. I also run websites and message boards so im on more then most people.
Here ya go: Butthead
jonathan, you`re always nagging about how old some of the posts are. it appears that you`ve seen them all. we have not. i encourage you to step away from the whole computer and go outside for some fresh air. don`t worry, the sun will only shock you for a moment but it is a beautiful thing.
Breakin` the law! Breakin` the law!
;-) There ya go - sweet dreams!
That was hilarious :-D
Welcome to the internet HeyLookAtHer! This is apparently your first visit.