Pizza Fork

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Misc
http://mileskimball.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=10024&itemType=PRODUCT&AS=1&keyword=pizza

Finally, my dream has become a reality!
There are 68 comments:
Male 437
any =thing havin to do with pizza is fine with me! :)
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Male 101
how lazy can we get
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Male 116
lmao i could use one of those
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Male 68
I agree with MidoriBug, it`s a very cool idea but it definately has a flaw with that blade being too near the head of the fork. And besides, like most people here, I eat pizza with my hands so I wouln`d buy a fork like that anyway. I`m happy with the cutter I already have.
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Male 388
nah, it`s cool
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Male 414
wow, another crap invention that no-1 will use.
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Female 1,603
Dangerous. Cool idea though. I probably would have put an extra piece of metal between the blade and the handle of the fork though to protect against cuts. I`m sure you`d get cut anyways though.
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Male 131
Pizza & Tacos.... NO forks allowed.
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Female 1,062
sweet! i want one!
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Female 830
What kinda loser eats pizza with a fork and risks KILLING THEMSELVES HMM? HMMMM!?!
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Male 179
sigh.
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Male 1,066
gasp.
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Female 607
If that`s your dream, you`re a sad little man/woman/trannie
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Male 1,866
the only person i know who eats pizza with a fork is my grampa.
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Male 1,866
how would you hold it? dumb idea cuz u cant hold a fork from the top. its harder. oh and what if ur hand was in ur food and u cut it?!
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Male 17
the only person i know who eats pizza with a fork is my mom
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Male 1,882
Eat with your hands, fool.
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Female 349
Useless and stupid... I`m gonna buy 10!!!!!
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Male 106
Dangerous? yeah if you like to try deep-throating with a fork. I love pizza and once in a while i feel like using a fork with it. sue me
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Male 914
I don`t think buddy`s one of those idiots ted, he just put the link there to entertain us bored people
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Male 298
buddy, u eat pizza with a fork? ur weirder than me.
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Female 157
ooooookkkkkkk.... no...
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Male 91
Awesome!
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Male 138
drating genius, I want one!
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Male 615
There is NO way I`d use that thing...I`ve already nearly lost one finger...and I still plan on keeping it attached


Plus, people who eat pizza with a fork suck at life...

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Female 300
err i think that would like, cut your lip/tongue....they`ll end up recalling it once they have all those people in the hospitals who talk like snakes
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Female 1,262
Who the hell eats pizza with a fork?
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Female 368
Gah, that looks dangerous...if I were designing that, I definitely would have put the blade a bit further back.
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Male 317
If a bad guy broke into my house holding two of these i`d piss myself

much scarrier than knives.

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Male 979
scrumtrillecent(sp)lol will farrell(sp)
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Female 314
Screw the fork, I want that pizza!
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Male 407
Somebody will die as the result of this... I have predicted it. I prefer to keep my hands clean and my mouth safe from sharp metal, I pay a monkey slave to feed me.
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Female 1,395
thats gonna be a bugger to clean
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Male 1,808
oh and its to long to cut yourself.unless you are stupid enough to stuff the whole thing in your mouth.
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Male 1,808
I think thats great!I always cut the frist bite of pizza just incase its to hot and burn my mouth.
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Female 394
meh. I`m not that lazy and I prefer to pick m pizza up to eat it.
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Female 782
nah. fingers all the way my friend
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Female 604
That`s kinda nifty.
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Male 93
It is not ment to really help you. You buy it and when your friend are over and everyone is drunk you get to go "OHHHHHH hey guys... guys... look what I got."
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Male 57
want a time saving way to eat pizza?
if you were thinking yes then buy my hands. they can hold pizza. and if youre really lazy then buy my mouth it can chew and tear stuff
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Male 1,586
"time-saving device" = we are lazy as hell.
Never in my entire life have I been eating pizza - with a fork or with my hands - and said, "DAMN, I wish there was an easier way to cut this pizza.
It`s so delicious, but I just can`t enjoy it because it is SO HARD TO CUT!"
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Male 13
Women and Pizza you have to eat them with your bare hands and lick them
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Male 339
to those people who double post, like blackmind: why dont you god damn delete your post ?!

and this looks very dangerous, one slip and "uhoh!" . . . *goes and buys 50*

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Male 179
Very dangerous...
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Female 712
Very clever...
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Female 1,463
thats a rly gud idea but it must be hard and dangerous to hold, and yer most people do eat pizza with their hands unless its 1 of them rly thin italian ones.
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Female 683
i dont like cheese so i dont like pizza. AM I THE ONLY ONE???!!!
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Male 133
Q:what happens if you`re trying to cut the pizza and it keeps slipping?

you`re right: YOU`LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER FORK

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Male 694
^dame my first triple post.
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Male 694
handy but dangeres
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Male 694
Not for me though.
Im one of thoughs morons that hate pizza :-P.

But siriosly i do hate pizza.

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Male 694
handy but dangeres
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Male 731
Pizzas are made to eat with hands. And originally the first pizzas were fold twice and eaten like a sandwich. :-P
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Male 2,519
I just pick up the pizza with my hand. Saves you time.
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Female 683
i think this might just be a fake. how would you hold it?
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Male 820
"Great for other pancakes and waffles too."

does that mean he`s implying pizzas a pancake? call me silly but i didnt know that bit of trivia

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Male 992
Are those the people that have 17 wives?
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Female 588
Great minds, lordjonathan? I don`t know about you, but I`m a moron.
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Female 982
Who the hell would eat pizza with a fork anyway! Even if your in a really posh restaurant you eat it with your hands! (just dont let anyone see)
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Male 992
Im from NYC, if you get caught eating pizza with a fork, you`ll sleep wit da fishes!
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Male 1,348
strangergoat, we must have posted at about the same time. Great minds think alike. :-P
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Male 1,348
Hey pretty good idea... To bad I like to pick up my pizza with my hands to eat it like a semi normal person.
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Female 588
... looks uncomfortable to hold. and most people just eat pizza with their hands.
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Female 2,244
And slice your bottom lip open.
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Female 182
How lazy have we become? But it is pretty nifty..
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Female 428
Too cool AND cheap..... I think I want one! :-D
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Male 6
Damn, one wrong move with that fork, I don`t even want to think about it.
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Male 10,115
Link: Pizza Fork [Rate Link] - Finally, my dream has become a reality!
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