New German Pope Changes Communion

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny

Just a couple of slight modifications.
There are 99 comments:
Male 341
Thats a crappy photoshop job
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Female 88
I`m not offended. It`s just not funny. :/
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Male 129
BORING!! X-|
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Female 9
NOT funny..
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Male 298
wow, that is so damn fake
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Female 1,468
Yeah... I was wondering what the heck chestertheje was referring to when talking about the Dutch.
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Male 851
chestertheje: Deutschlanders refers to Germans, not the Dutch
in German, Germany is Deutschland
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Female 1,603
I`m still not going to go!!!
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Male 605
you know thatthe Dutch first invented scalping, not the native indians?
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Male 407
hey, we can`t go around being pc all the time, then life`s no fun. We know not all Deutschlanders drink beer and eat pretzels, but it`s still funny.
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Male 1,866
you guys do know that protestant was created when martin luther (not the black one) stuck a post with 95 things wrong with the catholic church on a german church and basically europe split into north and south. north protestant. south catholic. and every year in ireland they march against each other kill each other. IM NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN! and im 13
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Male 851
and now I have read them all and I didn`t repeat anything. go me!
"wine and other alcohol is not feared as it is in America. Children are allowed to drink at a fairly young age (16) compared to America (21) and alcohol is not something they are not allowed to touch but instead is something that is inculcated in their culture."
this is not an angry comment, but a happy, correcting comment. Got it?
In Europe, many people live near enough to where they work to walk
There are less roads because the countries are so small
There is a great mass-transit system pretty much everywhere
gas (usually) costs a ton compared to US prices
this is why the drinking age is so much lower than ours
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Male 851
ugh
this isn`t making fun of religion
just the fact that the new Pope is German
get it? haha
"its not funny, and The "Pope" is not Christian, Christian means "of Christ", whereas the Pope was made from the "Great Whore"(The Catholic Church), and I hope all you Catholics out there are listening! "
I detect a Baptist!
also, it`s spelt PROTESTANT, not PRODASTINT
maybe these things have already been said but I got annoyed halfway through all of these comments
-thank you all for thoroughly ruining a perfectly entertaining picture-
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Male 536
well to be fair, i dont think anyone can really argue with that
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Male 1,586
I`m German. I drink beer. I do enjoy the occasional pretzel. I was raised Catholic, but am now athiest.
EVERYONE BE EXACTLY LIKE ME. NOW.
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Male 536
i didnt say it insulted mine, i dont care about other peoples opinions, they always seem to be wrong :-), but thez nowt i can do about that, i just dont think religious baiting is too healthy
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Female 1,468
^^ Seems we can all have a good piss at things that don`t matter to us. However, we all have things that are dear to our heart, while others won`t care or relate to it. Keep that in mind when visiting this site and don`t get your knickers in a knot when there are opposing views. People are not here to insult your very existence, and it helps to keep a little perspective.
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Male 536
aye, it might be an idea for naominoggin to keep opinions like that to herself, bashing the right or the left-wing and the like is fair game, but insulting someones religious beliefs is to some insulting their very existance
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Male 226
Ha-HA! Sacrilicious
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Female 35
the joke was awful, but, its funny to me because the pretzel looks like it has a happy face.. tehe...
im a looney an` luvin` it.
also, im sorry, but christianity instinctivly makes me laugh. i think its a disorder, nothing personal
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Male 536
even after all your arguments, it`s still not funny
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Male 605
Yeah, im done now, thanks. See you around.
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Male 992
Its ok, it was the latin that got me lol
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Female 152
yea, I`m done...no more from me...sorry to make your head hurt man
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Male 992
My head hurts
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Female 152
Good verse Chester.

I like Proverbs 9:7-18 especially for this occassion

to sum that up "If you correct conceited people you will only be insulted...But if you correct the wise, they will respect you. Stupidity is like a loud, ignorant shameless woman. She sits at the door of her house or on a seat in the highest part of town and calls out to the people who are minding their own business"

And I will now step down from the pulpit... :o)

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Male 992
Oh that`s James King o:-)
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Female 368
[quote]On 9/13/2005 3:18:33 PM guapodude wrote: 1st post!!! not really funny, just stupid[/quote]
Oh yes, you should really be talking about what`s stupid and what`s not when you post idiotic things like "1st post!!!" B-|
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Female 588
*sigh* whatever anyone might think, catholicism is a branch of christianity. i know, i went to a catholic school for 7 years of my life, and it was beaten into me. your little theories are pretty, but unfortunately complete crap.
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Female 588
that`s some pretty amateur photoshopping right there...
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Male 605
to sum the verse up..

Nothing will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord

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Male 605
What`s your favorite verse Bandit?

Mines Romans 8 38-39

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Male 605
W00T, tell it preacha! Ok...im done now, Bandits! Lets form a traveling Christ information group! w00t
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Female 152
so eat that! lol, what other crazy misconceptions do you have? I suppose you think we are idol worshippers too...lol
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Male 605
yeah, im with bandits, read the real stuff, that one is uber influenced. Theres only THE one true word, don`t waste your time with the influenced stuff buds.
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Female 152
and by King I don`t mean Jesus...You know King James was a real person right?

BTW it`s not ISH...It`s INRI. In the Gospel of John (19:19–20) the inscription is explained:
"Pilate also had an inscription written and put on the cross. It read, `Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews.` Many of the Jews read this inscription, because the place where Jesus was crucified was near the city; and it was written in Hebrew, in Latin, and in Greek."

The Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews" is "Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum", and the acronym for this title is INRI.

Some Eastern Orthodox depictions of the Crucifix have a slight variation, showing instead the letters INBI, based on the Greek text of the inscription on the cross (Iésous o Nazóraios o Basileus tón Ioudaión), rather than on the Latin text.

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Male 992
I though she was an actress lol
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Female 152
lol Saphire, and you`re reading a bible created by a King who put his own influence into it, along with many other people ....you should learn Aramaic and the read the real stuff
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Male 66
No, I didn`t get this from a Dan Brown book, I got from research my father has done, and from books in my father`s collection. Also that part about the Great Whore, its in the Bible.
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Male 605
You probably just got that out some Dan Brown book or somthing, gees.
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Male 605
Saphire, that is a load of BUNK!
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Male 209
LMFAO at SaphireDrake!!!!

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Male 66
Catholics are not Christian, and they will never be. The King James 1611 Version of the Bible describes Catholics as The Great Whore. Wanna know why? Because The Catholic Church has a little bit of all religions, meaning that, like a whore, she has an affair with all religions. And it can be proved. The Holy Wafer of the Catholics has 3 letters on it I, S, and H, are 3 gods of ancient Egypt Isis, Seb, and Horus. The Image of the Holy Mother with Child started from Babylon, and moved quickly through cultures in China(Shing Moo), India(Devaki, Crishna), Ephesus(Diana), Egypt(Isis, Horus), Israel(Ashtoreth, Baal), Rome(Venus, Cupid), Greece(Aphrodite),even in remote Africa, just to name a few. All in all what the Catholics believe is nothing more than a Pagan Ritual to honor Semiramis and her son, Tammuz. And that is the difference between Christians and Catholics.
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Male 1,882
We should have communion every day. What? I`m doing it for religious purposes...
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Male 169
terrific photoshop. ive never seen better.
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Female 152
BTW, I found that slightly funny but there are much more "funny" things happening in the Catholic church now...anyone know what they did with those little boy loving Bishops yet?
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Female 152
Catholics are Christians. If other Christians choose not to accept Catholics than so be it. I can see where you may not believe what catholics do but that is no reason to be hateful. There are four main differences among Catholics and other Christians.

1. The belief that Mary is Holy
2. The belief that the bread and wine turn into the actual body and blood
3. The infalability of the Holy Church (and its leader)
4. The belief in purgatory (which even some new age Catholics don`t adhere to)

Also, some people may not like the Pope but don`t be fooled that he doesn`t have any power. Jeb Bush is Catholic and even gets calls from the pontif himself.

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Female 152
sorry there "buddy" the unleavened wafer that Catholics share at communion is much more related to the actual "bread" which the Jews would eat at any dinner....ALSO, grape juice would NOT have been substituted for wine. In that day and age, and in most of Europe today, wine and other alcohol is not feared as it is in America. Children are allowed to drink at a fairly young age (16) compared to America (21) and alcohol is not something they are not allowed to touch but instead is something that is inculcated in their culture.
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Male 73
weak
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Male 65
I was expecting it to have a swastika or something since he was a member of the Hitler youth.
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Female 12
dumb.
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Male 200
Religion is the bane of human existence. Nothing good comes from it - only hatred and death.

By the way that isn`t the Pope...

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Male 992
If it was a Gay church communion it would be these thing`s! hahaha



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Male 2,309
MAN I LOVE THIS JOKE! IT`S THE FUNNIEST DARN THING EVER! God, if only they had the Pope hung up on a cross while eating that. Haha, I am so funny!

-HAIL SATAN EVERYONE!

P.S. Remember to sacrafice virgins on thursday, we have a big satanic orgy this friday too! See you all there!

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Male 605
Buddy, oh buddy...so many things to say, but Ill keep my trap shut so you don`t have a fit....arrrggghhh....>-(
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Male 605
ktwes, I`m halfers with you and halfers with AnimePrincez, Me, im Prodastint, Mennoite detatcement if you wanna get picky, So, I find Animes comment oh so right, Because to worship virgin mary is silly! But then again your right, it communiun, it`s somthing in common that Proadastants and Catolics share alike, and I don`t think it should be toyed with, same as making fun of...um....Muslums worshipping Alah, or whatever crazy thing they do. But then again, it`s a light hearted joke like Mr.Moderator said, and you shouldn`t take it so heavily eh? But, you should take it seriously, it`s kind of a fickle matter to debate aboot. So....thats my 2 cents, any comments?
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Male 77
Suicide King, JP was a good pope, and you`re a kike.
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Male 10,115
Ktweis-- You wrote that you don`t think they had pretzels at the last supper, and thus it`s offensive. Remember, it was also NOT a cracker which is the symbol for bread used in many catholic church communion services. In protestant chuches, they use grape juice to symbolize wine as they don`t want the kids drinking wine in church.

This doesn`t take away from the fact that it`s a harmless joke, just reminding you that the symbols your church chooses to use don`t necassarily have anything directly to do with the last supper either. They likely had a regular loaf of bread and not a cracker. The point isn`t the exact food substances, it`s the sumbolism of the ceremony.

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Female 7
That was the worst "joke" ever! What if someone made fun of your religion like that? How would that make you feel? I know that people think that Catholics only drink "booze" and eat "bread" during mass, but it is really a communial celebration that happens every mass. When the bread and wine is blessed, it becomes the body and blood of Christ. We are renacting what happened at the Last Supper when Jesus was sitting with the deciples the day before he died. He held up the bread and wine and said, "Take this, all of you and eat it. For this is my body and blood in which I have given up for you." Now I really don`t think that his body is a pretzel and his blood is beer....do you? If you do, then you are absolutely crazy! You really need to think about how something is going to effect someone before you post it. Thank you, God bless.
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Female 66
It`s very funny!

And it doesn`t really diss `Christians` at all just chathlics (they believe the virgin Mary is holy )-| and she`s not, Jesus is THAT`S what CHRISTIANS belive in. Chathlic can hardly be considered christianity.

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Male 10,115
Pretzels were invented by monks and the folds signify the way the monks would fold their arms across their chests when they prayed. Why would a pretzel be less appropriate than a cracker honestly?

Also, I don`t find this offensive, just light hearted humor.

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Female 712
...well, I found it funny...Not overly hilarious, but funny enough to laugh some.
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Male 605
Hahaa, popey my dear, what a fool you play, PRODASTINT ALL THE WAY!!!
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Female 39
*snort*
Darnit, dinnerbone stole my comment.
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Male 14
Its a joke, get over yourselves.
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Male 287
Haha. Hardy har.
Not very funny at all...
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Male 1,425
haha...thats great..hey a pretzel...better than the host which tastes like nothing...haha that would be funny if it was an actual loaf of bread..and in another hand he had a container of "I Can`t Believe It`s Not Butter!" and a butter knife..that wouldve been great too!
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Male 2,309
The great whore, roflwaffle.
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Male 209
hahaha, funny!
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Female 48
Lolol, it`s funny cause he`s German!

...no.

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Male 1,083
dont make fun of germans *tear* lol. Although beer and pretzels are awesome, but that still wouldnt get me to go to church .
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Male 66
its not funny, and The "Pope" is not Christian, Christian means "of Christ", whereas the Pope was made from the "Great Whore"(The Catholic Church), and I hope all you Catholics out there are listening! >-(
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Male 214
haha that pwns. And thats not offensive to Christians, I`m a die hard Christ-man (Pentecostal tho so technically no Pope) and found that hilarious. I`m also German and it doesn`t bug me. I`ll admit it, we can drink ALOT :)
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Male 263
"I would hope not. You`re not of age yet."

She is so of age.....in germany.

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Male 1,866
and whats wrong with slipperys pic?
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Male 1,866
sorry/ i know thats kinda racy against christians and germans but i think it was funny even though it was done on paint.
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Male 1,866
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 407
Oompapa is so last week. OMG IM GAI!
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Male 24
the new pope kicks ass, JP was a pussy, this guy is finaly following the rules instead of re-writing them.
Im not even close 2 being catholic but would share a beer with this guy any time, even though hes german.
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Female 1,468
You`re not fooling us. We know ze Germans are beer drinking oompapa music listeners.
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Female 209
oy...
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Male 339
i would say photoshopped but...it looks like it was done in paint, lmao
pretty funny though xD
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Male 2,372
I thought it was funny
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Female 87
I would hope not. You`re not of age yet.
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Female 140
stupid and rude i`m german and you don`t see me drinking beer
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Male 28
shallow and silly. Not worth anyones times
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Female 1,468
... when he wakes up and realises that he has to entertain all us little people... every freakin` day.
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Male 337
It`s so PC to belittle Christianity, but don`t dare say that there are muslim terrorists or belittle any other religion. I wonder when and why Buddy became so shallow.
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Male 2
not funny.
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Male 536
i don`t think its funny, it was weak
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Male 2,309
HILARIOUS!
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Male 419
Haha! Stupid really, but slightly funny.
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Female 683
i think that is going a bit far.
I LOVE LORDJONATHON
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Male 48
you`ve wasted a second of my life, I want it back.
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Male 58
wats the word im looking for... oh yeah STUPID
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Male 27
not funny...
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Female 87
I`m STILL not going. Unless he shares. Or there`s a keg of (insert fav beer or roostertail here) at the back of a church and everyone is handed a plastic cup when they walk in.
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Male 329
1st post!!! not really funny, just stupid
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Male 10,115
Link: New German Pope Changes Communion [Rate Link] - Just a couple of slight modifications.
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