Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

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Date: 09/26/05 02:30 AM

45 Responses to Lazy Lover

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 12:09 am
    Link: Lazy Lover - How a woman can get a man to do exactly what she wants.
  2. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 1:49 am
    Might get confusing after a while.
  3. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 2:50 am
    That`s a lot of work just to have sex in different positions.
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 3:47 am
    LOL she`s like the Martha Stewart of sex. Next on this show, she`ll decorate dildos with latex paint.
  5. Profile photo of yorkiegal25
    yorkiegal25 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 3:57 am
    might have to try that......................
  6. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 5:02 am
    I love the wall thing with the feet on it.
  7. Profile photo of AussieMike
    AussieMike Male 30-39
    125 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 5:59 am
    Life Support, I haven`t seen that TV show in ages. A hell of a lot funnier that the current crop of Aussie sketch shows.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 6:09 am
    Stupid question, I know, but is that for real? It just seems like a good idea, that`s all.
  9. Profile photo of Mr_Patata
    Mr_Patata Male 18-29
    46 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 6:50 am
    mike, i used to watch life support every week, loved that show, funniest show

    for those wondering if its for real...
    this show was a satire of all those life shows where they tell you tips and tricks of life, like they had the handyman segment, health segment, modern woman (which you just watched), and social segments

    it was funny, but on a smaller government station so many aussies wouldn`t know about it, but only lasted a few seasons

    i remember a segment with tips and tricks on smuggling drugs... many of their ideas are actually good, but mostly funny

  10. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 7:38 am
    haha...i like how the wall has more feet on it than hands....


    mr. patata, what do you mean `for those wondering if it`s for real`?! of course it isn`t! you don`t need to tell us that.

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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 8:36 am
    my whole room is covered in feet and hands and those little red arrows :-)
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    xXRANDOMXx Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 9:15 am
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  13. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 9:46 am
    Meh
  14. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 10:02 am
    i`d do her
  15. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 11:18 am
    well said my frend^^
  16. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    wot if ur gay? ther wud b a lot of pink/blue hands and feet. that wud equal very confusin and difficult sex positions.
  17. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 12:23 pm
    Lol- seems like a lot of work to me- perhaps I am the lazy lover?
  18. Profile photo of JonnyL900
    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    I coldnt see it - damn firewall blocking it! what happened!?
  19. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 1:07 pm
    That was soo great. And even though it`s a joke it`s a good idea. It`s like those learn to dance mats but sexual.
  20. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 1:50 pm
    Erm, is sex that much of a chore?
  21. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    I`m with Wondergirl, by the time ya get done all that painting, whose gonna feel like having sex? "Look what I did today honey, I`ll show ya how it works tomorrow"
  22. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 2:43 pm
    ^^lol. you can buy a twister bed sheet. isnt that just as good?
  23. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    the bed that they showed at the end looked really difficult. Ah but the aussies and the brits , they really are into sex.
  24. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    ^^that was a joke right?
    maybe not... whatever, but i know people who go throught every position imaginable lol
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    in america not britain or australia
  26. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    the bed that they showed at the end looked really difficult. Ah but the aussies and the brits , they really are into sex.
    ---

    Er.. I belive America is a very sex obsessed country....

  27. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    lmao, classic.
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    "the bed that they showed at the end looked really difficult. Ah but the aussies and the brits , they really are into sex.
    ---

    Er.. I belive America is a very sex obsessed country...."


    *curious* Why do you believe that?

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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 8:55 pm
    ... who artistic? :-/
  30. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    how can you brand different countries for different sex lifestyles?? the amount that you are `into sex` doesnt really depend on what country you are from, but which social group in the country.
    for example, if your a nerd, no matter if you a brazilian, american, australian or morrocan nerd, you still wouldnt get much action.

    hence, you cant stereotype it to countries

  31. Profile photo of voodoowild22
    voodoowild22 Female 18-29
    138 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    lol what the heck! That was a pretty good laugh. Hmm how would you get your feet that high on the wall... I don`t want to think about it.
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    My bedroom should have those... no wait, my entire house should have those. Bed sheets, shower curtains, living room carpeting, tablecloths... don`t anyone eat on my kitchen table!
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    boxcar101 Female 13-17
    124 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 1:28 pm
    would a guy actually listen to a chick and stay with her if she was that much of a freak? i can`t imgaine anyone actually spending time and making that! i know i wouldn`t!
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    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 2:40 pm
    lol!!
  35. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    I got confused after position 6...what was that extra set of heand prints for?
  36. Profile photo of dramastace
    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:15 pm
    "...you can`t stereotype it to countries"

    But you CAN stereotype it to stereotypical stereotypes (ie nerd).

    If you ask me, this sounds like the sort of thing that ONLY a nerd would do.

  37. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:46 pm
    Nacaz2...there are statistics that prove you wrong on that.
  38. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 7:46 pm
    If i wasn`t lazy I`d post some.
  39. Profile photo of Spazmoto
    Spazmoto Male 18-29
    200 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 9:20 pm
    Wow you people must have really terrible satire detection. I thought it was amusing and that girl is wtf hot.
  40. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    September 27, 2005 at 10:29 pm
    Wow, sounds like most of you need to pant one sock puppet pink and one blue since you all just know how to masturbate, and have never had sex anyother way!
  41. Profile photo of RedRen
    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 12:30 am
    oookkk...wow...uh yea...i thought the video was interesting, these post are more interesting
  42. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    September 28, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    aaahahahahaa... Brilliant!

    Love it

  43. Profile photo of CAPN_JAC
    CAPN_JAC Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    Ingenious but what do you do when you wash your sheets and all the paint comes off?
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 5:46 am
    funny
  45. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    December 14, 2005 at 11:17 am

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