Katrina: The Gathering

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Weird
http://www.brokentoys.org/?p=6849

I assume this is funny if you"re into Magic: The Gathering.
There are 37 comments:
Male 992
lol did you call me a douche?????
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Male 992
ha
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Female 95
[quote]On 9/22/2005 3:22:48 AM theBSR wrote: The Scoreboard: Tuesday, Sept. 20 Total viewers: Total day: FNC: 1,303,000 / CNN: 770,000 / HLN: 226,000 / MSNBC: 408,000 / CNBC: 147,000 Primetime: FNC: 2,596,000 / CNN: 1,416,000 / HLN: 469,000 / MSNBC: 556,000 / CNBC: 116,000 25-54 demographic: Total day: FNC: 406,000 / CNN: 273,000 / HLN: 102,000 / MSNBC: 169,000 / CNBC: 30,000 Primetime: FNC: 721,000 / CNN: 490,000 / HLN: 181,000 / MSNBC: 206,000 / CNBC: 59,000 Who is naive? lol argue the numbers [/quote]

Erhm, Im no Republican and I watch Fox. You know why? Because its so outlandish I find it entertaining. So der dee der der douche.

This is kinda funny btw. Not hilarious, because its also kind of sad.

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Female 338
*much space. Darn charecter limit.
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Female 338
Oh, I know a few million people who want to watch our liberal news. It`s the truth they`re "trying to force down our throats". And for the last time, I do not hate America, nor do most liberals. We simply realize what things aren`t always how the government says they are. Now, I could talk about how just because a lot of drones watch a channel, that doesn`t make that channel better than the others, or I could talk about how nearly every other news network shows both sides of the story, not just the liberal POV, or I could talk about how listening to two seconds of O`Reilly or Hannity and Colmes is more painful that listening to a round track of Brittany Spears for the rest of your life, but this is a pointless fight. In your last post, you finally got around to proving you do have some intelligence. But this is not the place for political wars. If you really want to keep this up, PM me. But this is not the place. I appologise to the mods and everyone here for taking up so mu
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Male 992
Weak, face the facts your liberal news is garbage and nobody wants to watch it. Its boring and painful to watch your Liberal news anchors trying to force their agenda down our throats. There is only so much "I hate America" people can stomach. Fox basically draws just as much as almost all the other cable "news" channels combined! How do you explain that? So try and justify your liberal news stations bad ratings how ever you like, but in the end people just like Fox better. Its the top rated news channel period. Deal with it
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Male 992
And as far as the cut and paste, would it make you feel better if I re-wrote the factual numbers showing Fox beating the hell out of everyone else? lol I love when you guys lose there is always an excuse. "Bush may have had the most votes for him in history but he also had the most against him" yeah he still kicked Kerrys ass. I just want to know who is the number one news network if Fox is not(in your mind)?
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Male 992
Weak, face the facts your liberal news is garbage and nobody wants to watch it. Its boring and painful to watch your Liberal news anchors trying to force their agenda down our throats. There is only so much "I hate America" people can stomach. Fox basically draws just as much as almost all the other cable "news" channels combined! How do you explain that? So try and justify your liberal news stations bad ratings how ever you like, but in the end people just like Fox better. Its the top rated news channel period. Deal with it
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Female 338
Nice numbers. (Although even a 5 year old can cut and paste.) Too bad they`re jaded by the fact Fox already has republicans as its "groupies". It`s the one network willing to have their views and only their views 24/7, so it`s the only channel they watch. When an entire political pary watches one network, and one network only, that network`s bound to have higher ratings.
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Female 368
Err, I imagine that would be hilarious if I knew anything about Magic: The Gathering other than that it`s a card game...about magic...
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Male 992
The Scoreboard: Tuesday, Sept. 20
Total viewers:
Total day: FNC: 1,303,000 / CNN: 770,000 / HLN: 226,000 / MSNBC: 408,000 / CNBC: 147,000
Primetime: FNC: 2,596,000 / CNN: 1,416,000 / HLN: 469,000 / MSNBC: 556,000 / CNBC: 116,000
25-54 demographic:
Total day: FNC: 406,000 / CNN: 273,000 / HLN: 102,000 / MSNBC: 169,000 / CNBC: 30,000
Primetime: FNC: 721,000 / CNN: 490,000 / HLN: 181,000 / MSNBC: 206,000 / CNBC: 59,000

Who is naive? lol argue the numbers

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Male 992
I win haha nany nany poo poo
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Female 338
Oh, forget it. You win. You go ahead and be right. You obviously need some joy in your life. Are you really an adult male? You remind me of all the a**holes in my high school. As for Fox News being a leading news organization . . .well, since they ARE the 24/7 Republican Network, I`m not surprised you`re so naive. Go celebrate your "victory" now. It`s the best thing you`ll have in your life for quite a while, I`m sure.
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Male 992
Id be proud to, they are by far the leading news organization in the country. No one is even close. And thats twice you responded to it hahahaha
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Female 338
Wow, details. I didn`t respond to the words "pinko commie", I responded to the word "liberal" . I am, and I am proud. Ay. Whatever. You go on and keep name-calling. When you have a point, go work for Fox News.
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Male 992
MoondustWolf:
And theBSR, I`m not even going to respond to the pinko commie thing. I AM a liberal and I`m proud.
You just did, hahahahaha Pinko!

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Male 298
this is actually pretty funny! and yes, i do play MTG, and I understand politics(unlike some politicians)
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Female 338
Woah there. Did I say I hated America? No. I said I couldn`t blame him for doing so. I love our country, I just hate our president. PLEASE quit assuming things and putting words in people`s mouths. I know you "Proud Freedom Fighter" conservatives are good at it, but it gets irritating.

And theBSR, I`m not even going to respond to the pinko commie thing. I AM a liberal and I`m proud.

Does anyone agree with me? Or is this what I get for stating my honest opinion?

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Male 1
Hy moondustwolf if you hate america get the hell out!
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Male 992
Cant blame them because your a pinko commie liberal and you guys naturally hate America, its cool we understand this......lay off the dust, Dust
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Male 138
Lol, sacrificial lamb...
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Female 338
Michael Moore drone geeks? Is that what the conservatives are calling us these days? Well in that case, I`m proud to be a drone geek! Long and kinda dull, but there`s a POINT, guys. And yes, PinkGirl, that statement makes sense. The person who made this must hate America, too. Can`t really blame em these days.
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Male 129
ahahah,perfect!
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Male 495
I don`t get it, seemes like more propaganda to me. I bet the Michael Moore drone geeks love this sort of thing.
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Female 85
God Hates America... Thank God For Katrina???? LOL!!!
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Male 58
MTG rulz KTG sux
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Male 1,066
zzzz
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Female 6
i started to read this. got a bit bored. i love mtg but this was a bit stupid.
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Male 371
that was great i actually want to play this especially because they actually werent totally biased like most political jokes
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Male 329
i want to print them out, but then the people of magic: the gathering would be on to me
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Male 1,808
looooooooooooooooooooong!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 774
worth reading if you rinto politics and know MTG.
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Male 851
holy crap was that long
and only a few were funny too
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Male 39
What a bunch of geeks.
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Male 992

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Male 829
just a little hinmt
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Male 10,115
Link: Katrina: The Gathering [Rate Link] - I assume this is funny if you`re into Magic: The Gathering.
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