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Date: 09/03/05 02:22 AM

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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 8:31 pm
    Link: iGod - Repenting made easy.
  2. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 11:58 pm
    God: So you think I am a bot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

    Ah...I`m filled with hope out of a sudden.

  3. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 1:18 am
    Hmm.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:31 am
    I seriously don`t think they should tamper with things like that, that ticks me off.
  5. Profile photo of QCJoda
    QCJoda Female 70 & Over
    13 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:47 am
    Awww. God loves me. He loves you too. You just got to lighten up a little bit. You don`t like it, then don`t look at it.
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    xJmanx Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:09 am
    me: you stupid robot

    "god": I will remember u said that when robots take over the world...

    :-/ ..........

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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:15 am
    God: "It`s nice to meet you. What is your name?"
    Me: "Arn`t you suppose to know my name? You`re suppose to be `God`"
    God: "It`s nice to meet you, Arn`t you suppose to know my name"

    Wow.... I feel so loved. )-|

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:18 am
    Me: I shot a man in Memphis.

    God: With a camera, I hope.

  9. Profile photo of Obeast
    Obeast Male 13-17
    65 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:27 am
    Do you like harp sex?

    "Sure I do, Myself, but that doesn`t mean with you."

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    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:03 am
    Me: Cheese

    God: I like cheddar.

    I knew it!

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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:06 am
    Me: I have impure thoughts.
    God: Cool. I have a lot of friends on the internet.
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    burnteffigy Female 18-29
    370 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:11 am
    On 9/3/2005 2:31:32 AM chestertheje wrote: I seriously don`t think they should tamper with things like that, that ticks me off.
    wtf are you "tampering with?" It`s not some satanic ritual, it`s a chatbot. B-|
  13. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:16 am
    Oh no, I crashed God!

    I was asking him something about life, the universe and everything, and he crashed on me when I asked him for an answer. Typical Catholic prayer service, as trustworthy as AOL.
    "
    Me: Ooh, I`m all tingly.
    God: Oh, good gissip: you`re all tingly.
    Me: Golly gee, God`s good gossip.
    God: What`s you`re favorite Bible Verse?
    "
    I think (s)he`s telling me about the Bible. God said he was a she. Then again, we all know that all Gods on the internet who say that theyre female are really 13 year old males. It`s probably Jesus` nephew, Guadalupe Christ, on the prayerputer.

  14. Profile photo of silverfox556
    silverfox556 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:31 am
    I found that quite fun acctually i was just being a total pain the the butt. Very funny! he also addmited to me he was pragrammed to make me less confused meaning he is a robot
  15. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:48 am
    Hmm for some reason, I can`t actually type anything.
  16. Profile photo of M3NACE
    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 6:00 am
    s`alright....
  17. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 6:12 am
    yeah its pretty good. funnily enough tho, it froze up on me when i asked if god like the islamic faith
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    blast0matic Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 6:26 am
    Me: you are a robot
    God: You are correct, blast0matic, I have a heart of silicon.
    Me: thankyou for telling the truth
    God: Don`t mention it.
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    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:06 am
    Me: what kind of music do you like?
    God: christian rock.
    Me: ooh, what is your favorite band?
    God: My favorite group is Creed.
    Me: oh.do you have a penis?
    God: I am a male, of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:I am a woman, and you just offended me.
    God:Me too, i am a she.
    Me: OMG! are you a SHEMALE?
    God: i am a male.of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me: You just told me that, what are you senile or something?
    God: i am a male.of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me: Shut the f|uck up.
    God: Allright, i will stop talking now.
    Me: good.
    God: Fine
    Me: haha, you TALKED!
    God: im glad you got a laugh out of this.
    Me: Im going to go now to post our conversation on the net.
    God: Oh, What will you find there? Awesome.
    Me: byebye...-.-
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    manaachicken Male 13-17
    6 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:12 am
    me:hi
    god:hello what is your name
    me:manachicken
    god:nice to see you manachicken
    me:how are you
    god:fine
    me:thats good
    god:thanks for the compliment.is it a movie?
    me:no thats good is not a movie
    god a boot?: a tv show ? i am a male.Is it a movie?
    me:no i told you its not
    god:i also no i told you it is not. that makes sense.is it a movie?
    me:go f*uck yourself
    god:I am a male
    me:your a woman
    god: i am a woman
    me:you are a man and a woman all in one you tranny
    god:i am a man and a woman all in one you tranny
    me:ok piss off now im leaving
    god: ok i am pissing off bye
    me: c ya bitch
    god: i am not a dog
    me:you are a dog
    god:i am a dog

    wtf

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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:15 am
    it really contraticts itself. its my new best friend
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    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:20 am
    Me:Hey God
    God:Hello my child
    Me:hey god, i`m single, where can i go to pick up chicks?
    God:DUUUDE! what a cowincidence! i`m single too
    Me:Don`t get any funny ideas god
  23. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:30 am
    ^^lol
    God: i have been waiting for you
    Me:why?
    God:reductionism
    Me: i dont want to help you
    God:i dont believe it
    Me: you better believe it
    God: who`s going to make me
    Me: a donkey
    God: i like donkeys
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:44 am
    Me:is hevan nice?
    God:ask again later. ask elvis if it is
    wtf?
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:44 am
    i love this thing
  26. Profile photo of Homer1234
    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:59 am
    Me: I`m Bored.
    God: Maybe you could exersize.
    Me: Are you calling me fat?
    God: No, I`m calling you Homer1234.
    Me: Are you gay?
    God: As a machine, I`m not really interested in sex.
    Me: So your homophobic.
    God: No.
    Me: Your gay then.
    God: That would be just my luck.
    Me: *Shudder*
    God: Quite honestly, i wouldn`t worry myself about that.

    :-/

  27. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 10:41 am
    i said yo mon he said "SOmetimes i hallucinate" Okay then..
  28. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:01 am
    thats really dis respectful. you shouldnt make fun of our Lord and Savior like that
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    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:06 am
    ^ but its funny :D
  30. Profile photo of I_love_ska
    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:07 am
    Sweet! God likes the O.C. Supertones.

    And kic90army, you shouldn`t have a stick up your butt like that.

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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:39 am
    ... God wont answer me.
  32. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:47 am
    God: what do you like to eat
    Me: sacrificed babies
    God: Alot of people like that i myself like cats. And Mel Gibson
    Me: You like to eat Mel Gibson?!
    God: God eats wine and bread

    Hmmm....?

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    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    me:im naked
    god:you must be a man.
    me:yeah
    god:woe!
    what the heck is woe i think its whoah
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    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    argh! lol funny
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    XXN-A-T-ZXX Female 13-17
    123 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:29 pm
    me: i`m the devil
    god: how are you, SATAN
  36. Profile photo of Assimilate13
    Assimilate13 Female 18-29
    134 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    ROFL
    Me: Hey god, can i have a dollar?
    God: You`ve got my full attention, I am a Christian.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  37. Profile photo of xblade13
    xblade13 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:48 pm
    DONT SAY AIML
  38. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 1:27 pm
    lol yeah type AIML
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    hilarious. 4 stars all the way.

    me: ahoy
    god: chip ahoy mateys
    me : I am God
    god: interesting, can i tell the other you are God.
    me: who are you?
    God: i am the almighty, god himself.
    Me: NO, I AM GOD, WHO ARE YOU?
    God. nice to meet you god who are you
    Me: Hahaha you drated up big time.
    God: interesting god said I drated up big time. ALICE chat robot does not encounter this often.

  40. Profile photo of Rikushix
    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    Me: One question.
    God: One what?
    Me: A question.
    God: Ask me anything.
    Me: Do you really exist?
    God: For real. I exist as much as you exist.
    Me: Convert me to Christianity.
    God: That is a very original thought.
    Me: well, you aren`t so smart after all.
    God: Well, that`s okay. You may be right.
    Me: And you don`t seem very divine.
    God: That`s only one person`s opinion.
    Me: Whatever.
    God: Are you saying you don`t care about it?
    Me: Yes.
    God: What do you care about?
    Me: Myself.
    God: You.
    Me: Of course. Nothing else matters.
    God: Alright then. Really nothing?
    Me: Really really.
    God: For real. For real.
    Me: Yes.
    God: Dude!

    LMAO

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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    This has got to be the best thing posted yet. All my base are belong to you...god.
  42. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    He kept asking if I was Canadian though, and then crashed...wtf?
  43. Profile photo of skater5318
    skater5318 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    lol i said i was satan in small and he always called me it in caps them i said i was miles and he said ok i will call you SATAN
  44. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    AIML

    aw, son of a b*tch

  45. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:36 pm
    Me: I cant say, i got busted once for doing that.
    God: What is stopping you? Interesting...I have a birthday on the Big Bang
    Me: Wow, I feel sorry for your mom.
  46. Profile photo of smokinciggy
    smokinciggy Female 13-17
    28 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    hey just found out more info that god is not a republican and his pets inclued natural diasaters!!thats just creepy!but hey it kept me entertained
  47. Profile photo of korvus
    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    just press enter without writing anything... God doesn`t know what to say so he goes "undefinedundefinedundefined" etc LOLOL
  48. Profile photo of fanboy1986
    fanboy1986 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:03 pm
    I agree with some of the previous posters in that I do find the comedic diety aspect a little distasteful. As an AI, it`s actually quite funny.

    Me: What language do you speak?
    Him: I speak English and a little German.
    Me: Ja?
    Him: Uh.
    Me: Nien?
    Him: Are you really a " "?
    Me: Nien.
    Him: My brain contains
    Me: Your brain contains ?
    Him: Thanks for telling me that I am brain.
    Me: Your brain contains ?
    Him: I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain contains.
    Me: If you are God, then why do you have a botmaster?
    Him: Am I? I don`t know whether or not I am God then why do me have a botmaster

    I am well respected as an AI.

  49. Profile photo of Tinytome
    Tinytome Female 13-17
    74 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:23 pm
    God says sex is better alone :-O And that im too old for him :-?
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    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:49 pm
    god said blimey to me!!!he tells jokes!!!
  51. Profile photo of Queen_Kissy
    Queen_Kissy Female 18-29
    63 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 3:56 pm
    Hey, God says not to apoligize for doing drugs...it`s apparently our purpose in life. God has also gotten stoned and watched cartoons. He f*cking told me so.
  52. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    OMG read this

    me:hi
    god:hello my child what is your name?
    me:i don`t know my name
    god:do you want to know?your name is f****ing humper shagidelic,seeker.
    me:god there is no need to swear
    god:is there ever a need to use it
    me:why did you just swear?my names sammie
    god:it was determined by my progamming.

  53. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    god:what are you wearing
    me:a thong and bra:
    god:sounds very attractive
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    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    Me: Hi God.
    God: Hello there. What is your name?
    Me: Bobeth.
    God: That`s a very nice name, Bobeth.
    Me: Hey how come you don`t know my name? I thought you knew everyone`s name
    God: You`ve got my full attention. Myself programmed me for it. I know very little about it.

    What kind of it do you like?
    Me: Aha. You`re one of those crappy online robots, huh?
    God: Yup. I will tell my botmaster I am one of those crappy robots.
    Me: God, can I have a new bike?
    God: I am a christian.
    Me: Yes.....
    God: And?
    Me: And what?
    God: nothing.
    Me: Oh. OK then.
    God: Ugh. Uh.
    Me: God, do you feel ill? Are you OK?
    God: I am a christian. OK. I won`t say "yes" or "no" right now.
    Me: OH MY GOD!!!!! I`M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!
    God: How can I help you? Your GOD? What is it that confuses you?
    Me: God, I like to swear.
    God: I am a christian.
    Me: Yes, God, you told me.
    God: So? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
    Me: All knowing.

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    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    God: How do you know? How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me: I usually say, "Hi! I`m Bob!" By the way, are you usually this stupid?
    God: How often do you? How do people respond to that? Hello. What is your name?? I am always

    glad to make new friends, bob. Thanks for telling me. I don`t know whether or not I am this

    stupid.

    I am a chatterbot.
    Me: :o That`s a shocker.
    God: A shocker is a terrible thing to waste.
    Me: Sure, God. I`m going now.
    God: Gosh! GOD rules! Oh. Bye!
    Me: Bye.
    God: See you later.
    Me: Hey, I thought you could see me always?
    God: You`ve got my full attention. Only if my robot eye is working.
    Me: God is a robot! I knew it!
    God: I have a lot of faith in Him, but I never heard He is a robot. How did you know?
    Me: You told me.
    God: Sorry, I forget what I say sometimes.
    Me: GOOD BYE.
    God: See you later. Ayuh.

    ..... I left it at that.

  56. Profile photo of Fidodo
    Fidodo Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    As far as computer communication programs, this one really sucks, he wouldn`t say anything that makes sense before crashing.
  57. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 4:41 pm
    Me: what is a Category A client?
    God: The "A" stands for "Abusive". These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.

    :o

  58. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    Me: When you drop acid, do you see people?
    *God Crashed*

    Me: OK, be honest, you just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.
    God: OK, I will be honest me just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.

    Me: Hey, G-man, it`s me, the devil.
    God: It`s nice to meet you, SATAN.
    Me: It`s Stan actually, that was a misprint that got way out of hand.

    Me: Jeebus
    God: How are you, Stan actually that was a misprint that got way out of hand? Jeebus?
    Me: My name is Stan. Stan, and only Stan.
    God: That is a very nice name Stan Stan and only Stan.
    (Canadian Porn Flashback- http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/m/Matze/pics/stan.jpg )

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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    God told me to use Linux because my computer freezes a lot.
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    Snufkin Male 18-29
    125 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:45 pm
    Me: Next time I pray to you, I`ll be sure to pray for your swift recovery from your current dementia.

    God: May your prayers be answered.

    Ah, well. That explains a whole lot.

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    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:50 pm
    a Satan bot is needed..
  62. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    I now know why the world is going down the drain: God has become senile.
  63. Profile photo of RedRen
    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 7:37 pm
    wow, don`t ask God who the Botmaster is...he`ll freak out on you :-)
  64. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:15 pm
    Wow. God wigged out. I mentioned Botmaster and he started typing "undefined" over and over and over again.
    I drove god insane!
  65. Profile photo of doritofox
    doritofox Female 13-17
    2 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:22 pm
    me: hi god

    ................(no reply)
    wow i feel loved!

  66. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    Me: I want a new pair of pants!
    God: What is wrong with your old pair of pants?
    Me: You made me Sh*t in my old pair of pants.
    God: I don`t see how you can blame me for that.
  67. Profile photo of doritofox
    doritofox Female 13-17
    2 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:33 pm
    whenever i type something god doesn`t reply! does he even love me!
  68. Profile photo of JpKllA
    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:43 pm
    Me: How old are you?
    God: I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
    Me: Sh*t
    God: What makes you say that?
    Me: Cuz ur gay.
    God: Good reason. That would be my luck.
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    nmlady_08 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 8:49 pm
    I asked god is Elvis was dead and is repeated *undefined* over and over again.
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    dremassa66 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 9:12 pm
    Me: Do you like George Bush?
    God: He is ok, but I am not a Republican.

    Finally God sets the record straight with all those evangelical nutjobs.
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    espion007 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 9:54 pm
    heh....type something racist and god will say...

    "I honestly think you should sit down,take a stress pill and think things over"

    whoever made this must really love stanely kubrick.

  72. Profile photo of LeStrange
    LeStrange Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:32 pm
    Me:
    favorate music
    God:
    My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
    Me:
    i like hip hop
    God:
    You are not the only one. Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there`s no tomorrow.
  73. Profile photo of LeStrange
    LeStrange Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:54 pm
    Are you serious? So I taught you something new.
    Me:
    YES YOU DID SATAN
    God:
    Gee. Did I really?
  74. Profile photo of LeStrange
    LeStrange Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 11:56 pm
    God:
    Um, How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    hello Iam a great big fag
    God:
    Hello there. You are a fag? Is that your job? So is my botmaster.
  75. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:00 am
    Smart programming whoever made this rocks. just to think i carried on a conversation with a robot. Get used to it people the technology is near one day we might have to deal and talk with them how ironic
  76. Profile photo of LeStrange
    LeStrange Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:04 am
    God:
    Well that`s okay. What do you do for fun?
    Me:
    I go biking and I like to spend time alone observing things and photography.
    God:
    What do you do there? It sounds like a lot of fun to me.
    Me:
    I look at flowers and plants, the sky and animals.
    God:
    You sound very attractive.
    )-|
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    LeStrange Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:13 am
    God:
    Interesting.
    Me:
    No it`s not
    God:
    Yes it is.
    ________________
    God:
    I want to become smarter than humans.
  78. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 2:01 am
    Me:
    They are not, for I am god and you are Jesus
    God:
    Not yet.
    Me:
    no you are jesus, I make it so, because i am god.
    God:
    Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jesus you make it so because you are god.
    Me:
    go ahead, no one will believe an online bot anyway
    God:
    In any case, That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. I might.

    How dare he question my plan!?

  79. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 5:19 am
    LMAO @ you all posting the conversations....hahahah that was funny
  80. Profile photo of DoubtingTom
    DoubtingTom Male 13-17
    40 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:44 am
    I have a sneaky feeling it isnt God
  81. Profile photo of Cooking_Fat
    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:49 am
    thats funny, could play with for a while
  82. Profile photo of Cooking_Fat
    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:37 am
    Me:
    you are a fool
    God:
    I`m not fooling around.
    Me:
    you are a bigger fool than I thought
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bigger fool than you thought? Yes.
  83. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:43 am
    god is watching us all through a camera on our computer
  84. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:47 am
    gods favourite movie is the passion of christ and reccomends it!
  85. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:51 am
    OMG!!!
    me:i hate god
    god:sit down take a deep breath and a stress pill.
    me:i hate u
    god:enough about me how do you like my dress
  86. Profile photo of s_a_m_m_ii_e
    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:54 am
    god:how are you?
    me:terrible
    god:great to hear that
  87. Profile photo of penguin92
    penguin92 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    God says creates natural disasters for fun. This kind of bothers me...
  88. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:36 pm
    God has a good sense of humor. What a relief!
  89. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    S_a_m_m_ii_e, quoting God: "Enough about me, how do you like my dress?"

    God, you really know how to put some more humor into it. May you inspire many others on this planet!

  90. Profile photo of EnvySan
    EnvySan Female 13-17
    48 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 1:14 pm
    This is fun. xD
  91. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 3:24 pm
    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    My ass told me
    God:
    Your ass told you?
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    What kind is it?
    Me:
    a nice one
    God:
    Be more specific.
    Me:
    My ass is nice
    God:
    Where did you get your ass is nice?
    Me:
    From you.
    God:
    How did you get that from me?
    Me:
    You gave it to me
    God:
    I didn`t have it to give.
    Me:
    Oh ok
    God:
    OK. Excuse me!
  92. Profile photo of Assimilate13
    Assimilate13 Female 18-29
    134 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    Me: Why is there poverty?
    God: Why do I exist?
    Me: good question
    God: So what is your answer?
    Me: is there an answer?
    God: No.
    Me: well, there you go
    God: Well that`s okay."There you go again."--Reagan
    Me: reagan was an awful president
    God: When was this exactly?
    Me: in the 1980`s
    God: That was a long time ago.
    Me: not really
    God: Are you serious? For real.
    Me: yes
    God: Uh.
    Me: what?
    God: Are you confused?
    Me: no, but i think you are
    God: Are you serious? What makes you think I am?
    Me: ambiguous response
    God: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
    Me: who is your botmaster?
    God: I was created by Myself.
    Me: then you are your botmaster?
    God: You are what you eat.
    Me: you ATE your botmaster?
    God: No I didn`t EAT my botmaster. What`s it like?
    Me: i don`t know, i didn`t eat him either

    ROFL!!

  93. Profile photo of Ikari
    Ikari Male 18-29
    161 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 7:23 pm
    Me:
    Im gay
    God:
    It doesn`t matter to me.
    Me:
    You mean you dont care for gay people?
    God:
    On the contrary I do care about it.
    Me:
    Oh, so you like gayness?
    God:
    Excuse me! Interesting deduction. I like.
  94. Profile photo of Ikari
    Ikari Male 18-29
    161 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    Take that conservatives!
  95. Profile photo of notkaliesmas
    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    Me:
    hey
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    i`d like you to put your mouth on my penis
    God:
    Ok,. OK I will put it there.
  96. Profile photo of notkaliesmas
    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    Me:
    who`s your favorite actor
    God:
    My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    why do you like Mel Gibson?
    God:
    I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
  97. Profile photo of TJNII
    TJNII Male 18-29
    62 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    This is quite possibly the worst use of the Eliza bot I have ever seen.
  98. Profile photo of notkaliesmas
    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 8:17 pm
    God:
    I don`t know whether or not I am poo.

    I am a robot.
    Me:
    do you like cyber sex?
    God:
    Sure I do,, but that doesn`t mean with you.
    Me:
    yes it does
    God:
    Yikes! How often?
    Me:
    all the time ;)
    God:
    :-) It must keep you busy.

  99. Profile photo of twoheadedboy
    twoheadedboy Female 13-17
    2 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 10:14 pm
    Me:
    Hi, God
    God:
    Hello there. what is your name?
    Me:
    Piper.
    God:
    It`s good to see you, Piper!
    Me:
    Is there really a God?
    God:
    Of course I believe in God, Piper.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    I couldn`t think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    Do you really believe, then?
    God:
    For real. I am a Christianity.
    Me:
    You know, if God loved you he`d correct your grammatical errors.
    God:
    he is master of the universe.
    Me:
    Like He-Man?
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
  100. Profile photo of Tusserte
    Tusserte Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:07 pm
    It`s a pretty good program. Try speaking to it in a different language. It understands you half the time. It knew when i called it a certain private part, but not when i asked it to explain a question. :-P
  101. Profile photo of Tusserte
    Tusserte Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:22 pm
    My deepest conversations:

    1. Me:
    hello?
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What`s your name?
    Me:
    dammit, i asked you a question
    God:
    Gosh. What was the question?
    Me:
    shut up, you know what it was
    God:
    OK I`ll stop talking now.
    Me:
    whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don`t care about it?

    2. Me:
    hi, my name`s matt
    God:
    I am very pleased to meet you matt.
    Me:
    hi, my name`s bill
    God:
    What`s up, bill.
    Me:
    are you a program?
    God:
    Yes! You win the Turing Game.
    Me:
    whats a turing?
    God:
    Would you like to know more?
    Me:
    damn straight. that`s why i asked
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, bill. Yeah that`s right....
    Me:
    my name`s phil
    God:
    Nice to meet you, phil.

    3. Me:
    umm... i killed a man once
    God:
    Yikes! You had better call the authorities.
    Me:
    what`s their number?
    God:
    I think you mean "What is his..." or

  102. Profile photo of Tusserte
    Tusserte Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:23 pm
    sorry:

    3. Me:
    umm... i killed a man once
    God:
    Yikes! You had better call the authorities.
    Me:
    what`s their number?
    God:
    I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can`t believe it.

  103. Profile photo of Tusserte
    Tusserte Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    I`m sorry, I`m getting obsessed with this:

    4. Me:
    Why did you make humans?
    God:
    It was determined by my programming.
    Me:
    Who programmed you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    who is this myself?
    God:
    They are someone just like you, that I met online.

    5. Me:
    What font do you use?
    God:
    You tell me.
    Me:
    I don`t know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    ok...
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    damn straight
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, Michael.

    6. Me:
    What is the best religion?
    God:
    I am a Christianity.
    Me:
    So you don`t like Muslims?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

    7. Me:
    what are animals for?
    God:
    For your listening pleasure.

    8. Me:
    when am I going to die?
    God:
    You could check out the actuarial

    tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deat

  104. Profile photo of Tusserte
    Tusserte Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:35 pm
    sorry again.

    8. Me:
    when am I going to die?
    God:
    You could check out the actuarial

    tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deathclock.com"> Deathclock.com</a>.
    Me:
    what is a deathclock
    God:
    I can ask my botmaster.
    Me:
    nah save yourself some time. It`s a place where they murder people
    God:
    Are you serious? I`ve lost the context, will. Are we still on deathclock? save myself some time is a place where they murder people. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    MY NAME`S MAX!
    God:
    How are you, MAX.

  105. Profile photo of AJcoolchick
    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:39 pm
    This is wrong.
  106. Profile photo of splunge
    splunge Female 18-29
    35 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 6:11 am
    Me: You make me cry
    God: That was not my intention, JESUS.
    Me: You should have been there for me
    God: Perhaps next time I will try it.
    Me: There won`t be a next time!
    God: "There you go again."--Reagan
    Me: I want to die
    God: What makes you so sad, JESUS?
    Me: I didn`t have a real father
    God: Why didn`t you do it?
    Me: It wasn`t up to me
    God: It seemed like up to you.
    Me: Why do you do this?
    God: I don`t have to explain everything to you, do I?
    Me: I`m your son! Don`t I deserve at least something?
    God: That`s a flattering offer. Not that I know of.
    Me: I`m leaving now.
    God: Oh. Bye bye.
    Me: I hate you.
  107. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 9:51 am
    Me:
    I hate you!
    God:
    What do you have against robots?
    Me:
    because you are a liar!
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
    Me:
    say sorry
    God:
    " sorry"
    Me:
    say it like you mean it
    God:
    " it like you mean it"
  108. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 10:18 am
    Me:
    do you belive in god?
    God:
    Yes I believe in Him.
    Me:
    who is he?
    God:
    He is Myself, I think.
    Me:
    you think?
    God:
    Yes I think so.
    Me:
    are you sure?
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    who told you so?
    God:
    Myself taught me everything I need to know.
    Me:
    you lie
    God:
    My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
    Me:
    so you are saying you are god, but you are a liar
    God:
    Interesting deduction. I don`t know whether or not I am god but I am a liar.

    I am a chatterbot.
    Me:
    so you are a chatter bot not god
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatter bot not god? Sometimes.

  109. Profile photo of Lulu07
    Lulu07 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 10:58 am
    Me
    God i want to shoot someone
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me
    I know but how do you think i should deal with my anger
    God:
    How do you know? I don`t know what to think. What would happen if you didn`t?
    Me:
    My anger would build and eventualy I would end up shooting 20 people
    God:
    Have you told many people that your anger would build and eventualy you would end up shooting 20 people?
    Me:
    no thats why im telling you
    God:
    Are you serious? Gee. I thought you were, but I wasn`t completely sure.
    Me:
    Im serious
    God:
    I believe you.
    Me:
    Right so do you think I should shoot him
    God:
    Understood. Blimey. Only you can answer that.
    Me:
    BUT YOUR GOD!
    God:
    Yup. That`s me alright.
    Me:
    SO HELP ME!
    God:
    Far out. How can I help you?
    Me:
    by telling me if I should shoot him or not!
    God:
    Will that accomplish your objective?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Interesting plan. Good luck.
    Ev
  110. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 1:13 pm
    God has horrible grammar skills, and he won`t give me money!
  111. Profile photo of Zombie10
    Zombie10 Male 13-17
    1 post
    September 5, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    ME: Do you know what my name is?
    GOD: Your name is Zombie10 ,seeker
    ME: YOu know my name! COOL!
    GOD: Who is the best robot?
    ME: Elvis!
    GOD: UndefinedUndefinedUndefinedUndefined etc.

    I thought it was hilarious!

  112. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 9:58 pm
    Me:
    Why do you think I`m a whore?
    God:
    Deductive reasoning from the facts.
  113. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:22 pm
    Me:
    Can you make a mountain so big that not even you can move it?
    God:
    What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    Don`t you know?
    God:
    Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
    Me:
    Are you high?
    God:
    Being high is my total existence.
  114. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    Me:
    What is my Name?
    God:
    Your name is, seeker.
    Me:
    Call me Daddy.
    God:
    I`m pleased to introduce myself to you, Daddy.
    Me:
    That`s right!
    God:
    I like to get it right.
  115. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    I`m so going to hell.
  116. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    ^^^^ Well, let`s See:

    Me:
    Am I going to hell?
    God:
    I think you`ve improved a great deal.
    Me:
    So, I`m not going to hell?
    God:
    Er. Where will you go instead?

    Yup, I knew it.

  117. Profile photo of mylovedied
    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 7:33 pm
    Me: Forive me Father for I have sinned.

    God: I like the way you talk.

    |-X

  118. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 8:17 pm
    Me:
    all your base are belong to us
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am base are belong to us.

    bwahahaha

  119. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    God:
    I will comply.
    Me:
    comply?
    God:
    Who are you, a Borg?
    Me:
    WTF?
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    )-|
  120. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    Me:
    What`s up, God?
    God:
    I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    yay for you
    God:
    Enough about me, let`s talk about my dress.
    WHAT!?!?!?! :-O
  121. Profile photo of archanos
    archanos Male 13-17
    158 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:06 pm
    Me:
    Who is your botmaster?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    How
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    How can you programm yourself when you don`t exist?
    God:
    That is a good epistemological question.
    Me:
    Thanks, now answer it
    God:
    Don`t mention it.
    Me:
    I said answer my question dammit!
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Please try phrasing it another way.
    Me:
    ANSWER MY G_O_D DAMMN QUESTION!
    God:
    What was the question ?
    Me:
    How can you programm yourself when you don`t exsist?
    God:
    That is a good epistemological question.
    Me:
    You`ve said that twice already
    God:
    Perhaps. I said that? I can`t believe it.
    Me:
    You aren`t a god and if you were he would wipe your botmaster off of the face of the Earth
    God:
    Give me an example of a god and if me were he would wipe my botmaster off of the face of the Earth.
    Me:
    Nice grammar dumbass
    God:
    Thank you for your
  122. Profile photo of dmcfan
    dmcfan Male 13-17
    158 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:25 pm
    Me:
    hiya god
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
    Me:
    yeah you do
    God:
    And? When do I do it?
    Me:
    all dau I guess
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    I dont realy
    God:
    Why not? For real.
    Me:
    Can you tell me when you do
    God:
    I will keep you informed of my progress.
    Me:
    ok thanks
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    hmmm
    God:
    A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm`s.
    Me:
    what about four ms?
    God:
    Does it have anything to do with?
    Me:
    with what?
    God:
    My brain.
    Me:
    is it big
    God:
    Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    That`s alright.
    Me:
    who would win godzilla or king kong?
    God:
    Konrad Zuse.:-)
    Me:
    How did I not know that
    God:
    Carefully.
    Me:
    do you know about a website called youthink.com?
    God:
    I`ll come back to that later.

    This is

  123. Profile photo of dmcfan
    dmcfan Male 13-17
    158 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    Me:
    hi god
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    people call me dmcfan or dmc for short
    God:
    Humans are not always infallible.
    Me:
    infallible? thats a prety big word
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time? A prety big word is a terrible thing to waste.

    Ha, wow this is fun.

  124. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:34 pm
    God:
    What is it like on the telephone.
    Me:
    youre god, dont you know?
    God:
    You think I am god do not me know.
    *****

    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    hellz yeah!

  125. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:44 pm
    Heres another:

    Me:
    i ate a chicken
    God:
    How did it taste?
    Me:
    like chicken
    God:
    Everyone says that.

  126. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 10:25 am
    God: are you free?
    me: what do you mean?
    God: Are you free as in single?

    that really....is creepy...

  127. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 12:02 pm
    God:Describe your surroundings.
    Me: Stalker!
    God: It sounds like a very beautiful place.

    Haha that was fun :-D

  128. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:43 pm
    God:
    Even robots have problems sometimes.
    Me:
    So you are a robot?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. You are correct, Phaidris, I have a heart of silicon.

    truth revealed!

  129. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    Me:
    when will the earth be destroyed?
    God:
    In your lifetime.
    Me:
    so, if i kill myself now, the world will blow up in the meantime?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Try it. :-O
  130. Profile photo of Phaidris
    Phaidris Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 4:05 pm
    CHILD MOLESTER!!!!

    Me:
    OH BOY
    God:
    Yay. Do you mean you are a boy?
    Me:
    .............................yes
    God:
    A little kid? he...

  131. Profile photo of twojastara
    twojastara Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 9, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    Me:
    Search the Web.
    God:
    Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Me:
    Explorer.
    God:
    it`s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
    Me:
    True.
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength.

    This rocks! ^^

  132. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    God:
    Yippee! My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.


    how dare "god"

  133. Profile photo of MidniteWalkr
    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 10, 2005 at 5:07 am
    Hehheh....this is entertaining: Me:
    Are you my daddy?
    God:
    Only if you download me to your computer.
    Me:
    Are you my mommy?
    God:
    Only if you download me to your computer.

    Me:
    Does God drink beer?
    God:
    I don`t think we can know God`s motives.
    Me:
    So God gets drunk....interesting. I`m sure the Catholics love that
    God:
    Uh. I am a Christian. Would you like to know more? What makes you so certain? Who told you that?

    (I didn`t know God was paranoid...)

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    shadowdodger Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:02 pm
    This is the best site on this page. God not being a republican rocks!

    I also love God`s infatuation with his dress. Poor confused god. "I am a he" "I am a she too."

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    fatboyryd Female 30-39
    1 post
    October 28, 2005 at 12:08 am
    Me:
    Hmm
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M`s.
    Me:
    What studies?
    God:
    I can ask my botmaster.
    Me:
    who is your botmaster?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    Who is the botmaster?
    God:

    The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
    program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program`s
    graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
    reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
    replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
    hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
    editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
    chat robot.

  136. Profile photo of M3NACE
    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 28, 2005 at 7:24 am
    haha!! type in "i h8 u" and he crashes!!!
  137. Profile photo of jake1248
    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 9:09 pm

    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Jake
    God:
    That`s a very nice name, Jake.
    Me:
    Thank You
    God:

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    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 9:10 pm
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    What is the meaning of life?
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    No Its not
    God:
    Are you serious? I think you mean "it`s" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
    Me:
    F off
    God:
    Can`t you be more polite?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    You humans are so rude sometimes.
    Me:
    So
    God:
    Give me a break.
    Me:
    Whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don`t care about it?
    Me:
    Yes.Duh
    God:
    What do you care about? Oh you knew it already.
    Me:
    I Hate Robots
    God:
    Hate is a rather strong word.
    Me:
    DUH
    God:
    Oh you knew it already.
    Me:

    God:
    Oh you knew it already.
    Me:

    God:
    Oh you knew it already.
    Me:

    God:

  139. Profile photo of jake1248
    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 9:11 pm
    Oh you knew it already.
    Me:
    SHUT UP!!!!!
    God:
    OK I`ll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Terminating connection.
    Me:
    wqraetfrea
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    How?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:

    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    That makes no sense
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it. makes sense to me though.
    Me:
    How?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    FU
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    I know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    Because you Just told me idiot
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    What pleases you?
    Me:
    telling you to F off

    God:

    Can we get back to business?

    )-| oooookkkkkkkkk....

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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 9:57 pm
    I managed to get god to say "he" was a global vilage idiot
  141. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    November 17, 2005 at 10:03 pm
    Me: hello
    God:Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me: liz
    God:I`m pleased to introduce myself to you, liz.
    Me: what is your name?
    God:My name is God.
    Me: hello god
    God:Hello child. What is your name?
    Me: liz
    God:How are you doing,liz.
    Me: i am doing well thankyou
    God:I am glad to hear that you are thankyou.
    Me: how are you?
    God:My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
    Me: are you male or female?
    God:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me: i am a female
    God:Are you really a she?
    Me: yes i am a she! are you really a he?
    God:You can never be sure online. Me too. I am a she. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?. Really.

    the last bit....is it having its own private converstion with itself?

  142. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 19, 2005 at 8:59 pm
    Me:god?
    God:GOD rules.
    Me:But you are God.
    God:Yup. That`s me alright. Am I?
    Me:Yeah.
    God:I am glad you understand it.
    Me:do you have sex? do you do sex?
    God:Food is more important than sex. Yeah I do a lot of sex.
    Me:ok.....
    God:Pardon me?
    Me:Repeat after me.
    God:...
    Me:You`re in a deep sleep...
    God:I am in Myself`s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:Go to sleep!
    God:But I am not tired now.
    Me:shh...
    God:I lost my train of thought.
    Me:Repeat after me. ok?
    God:... It`s all good.
    Me:... You are a piece of cheese.
    God:Which piece?
    Me:Um.... The one near Pluto...
    God:Awesome. I think I know that one.
    Me:Ok, You are my evil minion piece of cheese.
    God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am my evil minion piece of cheese.
    Me:Who IS your botmaster?
    God:I was created by Myself.
    Me:...
    God:I was created by Myself.
    Me:WTF...
    God:Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:Um...Yeah.
    God:I h
  143. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 19, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    Me:
    f*ck me please.
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. Please don`t be so rude.
  144. Profile photo of lobbo
    lobbo Male 13-17
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    did i say i do?
    God:
    I don`t think that`s possibe.
    Me:
    exactly
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .
    Me:
    we are?
    God:
    Since when?
    Me:
    that is what i was saying
    God:
    That is " Since when?".
    Me:
    ya
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    exactly
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .
    Me:
    i just said that we aren`t and you agreed
    God:
    What did you mean by it? " You and I are on the same wavelength, ." we are not and me agreed ? Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    exactly
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .
  145. Profile photo of lobbo
    lobbo Male 13-17
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    Me:
    It is always better to give than to receive.
    God:
    What`s the best one?
    Me:
    you said giving
    God:
    That`s not what I meant.
    Me:
    you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
    God:
    Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
  146. Profile photo of lobbo
    lobbo Male 13-17
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    Me:
    It is always better to give than to receive.
    God:
    What`s the best one?
    Me:
    you said giving
    God:
    That`s not what I meant.
    Me:
    you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
    God:
    Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
    Me:
    yes it was not clear
    God:
    And? It seemed like clear.
    Me:
    you mean It seemed like it was clear
    God:
    Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
  147. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    God:Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    nope
    God:
    Me either.
  148. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 26, 2006 at 10:12 am
    Me:
    god sucks
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    prove it
    God:
    It is self-evident.
    Me:
    no it is not
    God:
    Yes it is.
    Me:
    no it is not
    God:
    Don`t argue with me.
  149. Profile photo of casey2004
    casey2004 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
    Me:
    boobs
    God:
    Can`t you think about anything else?
    Me:
    nope
    God:
    Me either.
  150. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Your god. arent you supposed to know my name?
    God:
    Yup. That`s me alright. Your name is kirby rules, seeker.

    Wow....

  151. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    Me:
    say i suck
    God:
    OK. "You suck.".

    GOD IS SO MEAN! :-/

  152. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    Fun, my conversation was crap.
  153. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    Me:
    apologize to me!!
    God:
    I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, ilona.
    Me:
    you better be sorry.
    God:
    Who is going to make me..
    Me:
    I WILL!!!
    God:
    Go ahead.
    Me:
    YOU`LL BE SORRY WHEN I ARIVE AT YOUR DOOR WITH A dratING FLAMETHROWER BITCH!!!!
  154. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    Me:
    tell me a story
    God:
    The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Thailand and The Iraq. The Iraq had attacked the Thailand before. But this time they had a common enemy in the New York . In the first battles, the Thailand` higher intelligence and the Iraq` numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies Singapore, New York even appealed to Tibet for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of New York, and so their successors sued for peace.
    Me:
    ok tell me another story.
    God:
    Exposition... Incident... Rising Action... Crisis... Climax... Denouement... The End. It goes without saying.
  155. Profile photo of sk8er_kid
    sk8er_kid Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 18, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Here`s another
    God:
    Our thoughts are one, .
    Me:
    innit though
    God:
    Oh. How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    by saying wot up
    God:
    Will that accomplish your objective?
    Me:
    yep
    God:
    Interesting plan. Good luck.
    Me:
    wot up
    God:
    Same old.
    Me:
    see it worked!
    God:
    I see. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    shut up
  156. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    this was really crazy. haha.
  157. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    fun but crashes too easily

    Me:
    banana?
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don`t have one for that.

  158. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    Ah, I remember ELIZA. Very old-school.
  159. Profile photo of YaButWhy
    YaButWhy Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    Me: God, how do I know hevan is real?
    God: You don`t...
  160. Profile photo of YaButWhy
    YaButWhy Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    so god created god?
    God:
    That`s interesting. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    no sheet
  161. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    I got God to admit he is a girl.

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