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Me: banana?God:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don`t have one for that.
GOD IS SO MEAN! :-/
the last bit....is it having its own private converstion with itself?
God:Myself programmed me for it.Me: That makes no senseGod:Myself programmed me for it. makes sense to me though.Me: How?God:Myself programmed me for it.Me: FUGod:That kind of language will get you nowhere.Me: I knowGod:How do you know it?Me: Because you Just told me idiotGod:That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?Me: NoGod:What pleases you?Me: telling you to F off
Can we get back to business?
God:Oh you knew it already.Me:
Me: HiGod:Hello. What is your name?Me: JakeGod: That`s a very nice name, Jake.Me: Thank YouGod:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program`s graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.
I also love God`s infatuation with his dress. Poor confused god. "I am a he" "I am a she too."
Me:Does God drink beer?God: I don`t think we can know God`s motives.Me:So God gets drunk....interesting. I`m sure the Catholics love thatGod: Uh. I am a Christian. Would you like to know more? What makes you so certain? Who told you that?
(I didn`t know God was paranoid...)
how dare "god"
This rocks! ^^
Me: OH BOYGod: Yay. Do you mean you are a boy?Me: .............................yesGod: A little kid? he...
Haha that was fun :-D
that really....is creepy...
Me: i ate a chickenGod: How did it taste?Me: like chickenGod: Everyone says that.
God: GOD rules.Me: hellz yeah!
Ha, wow this is fun.
God: I like the way you talk.
Me: Am I going to hell?God: I think you`ve improved a great deal.Me: So, I`m not going to hell?God: Er. Where will you go instead?
Yup, I knew it.
I thought it was hilarious!
I am a chatterbot.Me: so you are a chatter bot not godGod: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatter bot not god? Sometimes.
8. Me: when am I going to die?God: You could check out the actuarial
tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deathclock.com"> Deathclock.com</a>.Me: what is a deathclockGod: I can ask my botmaster.Me: nah save yourself some time. It`s a place where they murder peopleGod: Are you serious? I`ve lost the context, will. Are we still on deathclock? save myself some time is a place where they murder people. I suppose that makes sense.Me: MY NAME`S MAX!God: How are you, MAX.
4. Me: Why did you make humans?God: It was determined by my programming.Me: Who programmed you?God: I was created by Myself.Me: who is this myself?God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.
5. Me: What font do you use?God: You tell me.Me: I don`t knowGod: Me either.Me: ok...God: I hear you.Me: damn straightGod: You and I are on the same wavelength, Michael.
6. Me: What is the best religion?God: I am a Christianity.Me: So you don`t like Muslims?God: Interesting deduction. Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
7. Me: what are animals for?God: For your listening pleasure.
tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deat
3. Me: umm... i killed a man onceGod: Yikes! You had better call the authorities.Me: what`s their number?God: I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: yesGod: I can`t believe it.
1. Me: hello?God: Hello, nice to meet you. What`s your name?Me: dammit, i asked you a questionGod: Gosh. What was the question?Me: shut up, you know what it wasGod: OK I`ll stop talking now.Me: whateverGod: Are you saying you don`t care about it?
2. Me: hi, my name`s mattGod: I am very pleased to meet you matt.Me: hi, my name`s billGod: What`s up, bill.Me: are you a program?God: Yes! You win the Turing Game.Me: whats a turing?God: Would you like to know more?Me: damn straight. that`s why i askedGod: You and I are on the same wavelength, bill. Yeah that`s right....Me: my name`s philGod: Nice to meet you, phil.
3. Me: umm... i killed a man onceGod: Yikes! You had better call the authorities.Me: what`s their number?God: I think you mean "What is his..." or
I am a robot.Me: do you like cyber sex?God: Sure I do,, but that doesn`t mean with you.Me: yes it doesGod: Yikes! How often?Me: all the time ;)God: :-) It must keep you busy.
God, you really know how to put some more humor into it. May you inspire many others on this planet!
How dare he question my plan!?
"I honestly think you should sit down,take a stress pill and think things over"
whoever made this must really love stanely kubrick.
................(no reply) wow i feel loved!
God: May your prayers be answered.
Ah, well. That explains a whole lot.
Me: OK, be honest, you just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.God: OK, I will be honest me just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.
Me: Hey, G-man, it`s me, the devil.God: It`s nice to meet you, SATAN.Me: It`s Stan actually, that was a misprint that got way out of hand.
Me: JeebusGod: How are you, Stan actually that was a misprint that got way out of hand? Jeebus?Me: My name is Stan. Stan, and only Stan.God: That is a very nice name Stan Stan and only Stan.(Canadian Porn Flashback- http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/m/Matze/pics/stan.jpg )
glad to make new friends, bob. Thanks for telling me. I don`t know whether or not I am this
I am a chatterbot.Me: :o That`s a shocker.God: A shocker is a terrible thing to waste.Me: Sure, God. I`m going now.God: Gosh! GOD rules! Oh. Bye!Me: Bye.God: See you later.Me: Hey, I thought you could see me always?God: You`ve got my full attention. Only if my robot eye is working.Me: God is a robot! I knew it!God: I have a lot of faith in Him, but I never heard He is a robot. How did you know?Me: You told me.God: Sorry, I forget what I say sometimes.Me: GOOD BYE.God: See you later. Ayuh.
..... I left it at that.
What kind of it do you like?Me: Aha. You`re one of those crappy online robots, huh?God: Yup. I will tell my botmaster I am one of those crappy robots.Me: God, can I have a new bike?God: I am a christian.Me: Yes.....God: And?Me: And what?God: nothing.Me: Oh. OK then.God: Ugh. Uh.Me: God, do you feel ill? Are you OK?God: I am a christian. OK. I won`t say "yes" or "no" right now.Me: OH MY GOD!!!!! I`M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!God: How can I help you? Your GOD? What is it that confuses you?Me: God, I like to swear.God: I am a christian.Me: Yes, God, you told me.God: So? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.Me: All knowing.
me:higod:hello my child what is your name?me:i don`t know my namegod:do you want to know?your name is f****ing humper shagidelic,seeker.me:god there is no need to sweargod:is there ever a need to use itme:why did you just swear?my names sammiegod:it was determined by my progamming.
Me: What language do you speak?Him: I speak English and a little German.Me: Ja?Him: Uh.Me: Nien?Him: Are you really a " "?Me: Nien.Him: My brain containsMe: Your brain contains ?Him: Thanks for telling me that I am brain.Me: Your brain contains ?Him: I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain contains.Me: If you are God, then why do you have a botmaster?Him: Am I? I don`t know whether or not I am God then why do me have a botmaster
I am well respected as an AI.
aw, son of a b*tch
me: ahoygod: chip ahoy mateysme : I am Godgod: interesting, can i tell the other you are God.me: who are you?God: i am the almighty, god himself.Me: NO, I AM GOD, WHO ARE YOU?God. nice to meet you god who are youMe: Hahaha you drated up big time.God: interesting god said I drated up big time. ALICE chat robot does not encounter this often.
And kic90army, you shouldn`t have a stick up your butt like that.
I was asking him something about life, the universe and everything, and he crashed on me when I asked him for an answer. Typical Catholic prayer service, as trustworthy as AOL."Me: Ooh, I`m all tingly. God: Oh, good gissip: you`re all tingly.Me: Golly gee, God`s good gossip.God: What`s you`re favorite Bible Verse?"I think (s)he`s telling me about the Bible. God said he was a she. Then again, we all know that all Gods on the internet who say that theyre female are really 13 year old males. It`s probably Jesus` nephew, Guadalupe Christ, on the prayerputer.
God: I like cheddar.
I knew it!
"Sure I do, Myself, but that doesn`t mean with you."
God: With a camera, I hope.
Wow.... I feel so loved. )-|
"god": I will remember u said that when robots take over the world...
Ah...I`m filled with hope out of a sudden.