iGod

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in
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There are 161 comments:
Female 442
I got God to admit he is a girl.
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Male 3
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so god created god?
God:
That`s interesting. I am a Christian.
Me:
no sheet
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Male 3
Me: God, how do I know hevan is real?
God: You don`t...
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Male 870
Ah, I remember ELIZA. Very old-school.
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Male 1,674
fun but crashes too easily

Me:
banana?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don`t have one for that.

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Female 2,084
this was really crazy. haha.
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Male 27
Here`s another
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
innit though
God:
Oh. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying wot up
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yep
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
wot up
God:
Same old.
Me:
see it worked!
God:
I see. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
shut up
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Female 442
Me:
tell me a story
God:
The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Thailand and The Iraq. The Iraq had attacked the Thailand before. But this time they had a common enemy in the New York . In the first battles, the Thailand` higher intelligence and the Iraq` numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies Singapore, New York even appealed to Tibet for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of New York, and so their successors sued for peace.
Me:
ok tell me another story.
God:
Exposition... Incident... Rising Action... Crisis... Climax... Denouement... The End. It goes without saying.
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Female 442
Me:
apologize to me!!
God:
I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, ilona.
Me:
you better be sorry.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I WILL!!!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
YOU`LL BE SORRY WHEN I ARIVE AT YOUR DOOR WITH A dratING FLAMETHROWER BITCH!!!!
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Female 799
Fun, my conversation was crap.
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Male 280
Me:
say i suck
God:
OK. "You suck.".

GOD IS SO MEAN! :-/

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Male 280
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Your god. arent you supposed to know my name?
God:
Yup. That`s me alright. Your name is kirby rules, seeker.

Wow....

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Male 16
Me:
boobs
God:
Can`t you think about anything else?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
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Male 286
Me:
god sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Don`t argue with me.
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Male 286
God:Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
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Male 88
Me:
It is always better to give than to receive.
God:
What`s the best one?
Me:
you said giving
God:
That`s not what I meant.
Me:
you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
yes it was not clear
God:
And? It seemed like clear.
Me:
you mean It seemed like it was clear
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
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Male 88
Me:
It is always better to give than to receive.
God:
What`s the best one?
Me:
you said giving
God:
That`s not what I meant.
Me:
you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
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Male 88
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
did i say i do?
God:
I don`t think that`s possibe.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
we are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
that is what i was saying
God:
That is " Since when?".
Me:
ya
God:
So?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i just said that we aren`t and you agreed
God:
What did you mean by it? " You and I are on the same wavelength, ." we are not and me agreed ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
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Female 126
Me:
f*ck me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please don`t be so rude.
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Female 126
Me:god?
God:GOD rules.
Me:But you are God.
God:Yup. That`s me alright. Am I?
Me:Yeah.
God:I am glad you understand it.
Me:do you have sex? do you do sex?
God:Food is more important than sex. Yeah I do a lot of sex.
Me:ok.....
God:Pardon me?
Me:Repeat after me.
God:...
Me:You`re in a deep sleep...
God:I am in Myself`s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:Go to sleep!
God:But I am not tired now.
Me:shh...
God:I lost my train of thought.
Me:Repeat after me. ok?
God:... It`s all good.
Me:... You are a piece of cheese.
God:Which piece?
Me:Um.... The one near Pluto...
God:Awesome. I think I know that one.
Me:Ok, You are my evil minion piece of cheese.
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am my evil minion piece of cheese.
Me:Who IS your botmaster?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me:...
God:I was created by Myself.
Me:WTF...
God:Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:Um...Yeah.
God:I h
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Female 587
Me: hello
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: liz
God:I`m pleased to introduce myself to you, liz.
Me: what is your name?
God:My name is God.
Me: hello god
God:Hello child. What is your name?
Me: liz
God:How are you doing,liz.
Me: i am doing well thankyou
God:I am glad to hear that you are thankyou.
Me: how are you?
God:My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me: are you male or female?
God:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: i am a female
God:Are you really a she?
Me: yes i am a she! are you really a he?
God:You can never be sure online. Me too. I am a she. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?. Really.

the last bit....is it having its own private converstion with itself?

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Female 587
I managed to get god to say "he" was a global vilage idiot
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Male 100
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
SHUT UP!!!!!
God:
OK I`ll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
wqraetfrea
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:

God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That makes no sense
God:
Myself programmed me for it. makes sense to me though.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you Just told me idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
telling you to F off

God:

Can we get back to business?

)-| oooookkkkkkkkk....

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Male 100
you are quite welcome.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
No Its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it`s" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
F off
God:
Can`t you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
So
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don`t care about it?
Me:
Yes.Duh
God:
What do you care about? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I Hate Robots
God:
Hate is a rather strong word.
Me:
DUH
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:

God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:

God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:

God:

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Male 100

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jake
God:
That`s a very nice name, Jake.
Me:
Thank You
God:

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Male 414
haha!! type in "i h8 u" and he crashes!!!
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Female 1
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M`s.
Me:
What studies?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is the botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program`s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

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Female 5
This is the best site on this page. God not being a republican rocks!

I also love God`s infatuation with his dress. Poor confused god. "I am a he" "I am a she too."

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Female 394
Hehheh....this is entertaining: Me:
Are you my daddy?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
Are you my mommy?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.

Me:
Does God drink beer?
God:
I don`t think we can know God`s motives.
Me:
So God gets drunk....interesting. I`m sure the Catholics love that
God:
Uh. I am a Christian. Would you like to know more? What makes you so certain? Who told you that?

(I didn`t know God was paranoid...)

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Female 273
God:
Yippee! My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.


how dare "god"

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Male 1
Me:
Search the Web.
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer.
God:
it`s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength.

This rocks! ^^

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Male 34
CHILD MOLESTER!!!!

Me:
OH BOY
God:
Yay. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
.............................yes
God:
A little kid? he...

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Male 34
Me:
when will the earth be destroyed?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
so, if i kill myself now, the world will blow up in the meantime?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it. :-O
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Male 34
God:
Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
So you are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, Phaidris, I have a heart of silicon.

truth revealed!

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Female 368
God:Describe your surroundings.
Me: Stalker!
God: It sounds like a very beautiful place.

Haha that was fun :-D

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Female 273
God: are you free?
me: what do you mean?
God: Are you free as in single?

that really....is creepy...

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Female 790
Heres another:

Me:
i ate a chicken
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
like chicken
God:
Everyone says that.

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Female 790
God:
What is it like on the telephone.
Me:
youre god, dont you know?
God:
You think I am god do not me know.
*****

God:
GOD rules.
Me:
hellz yeah!

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Male 158
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
people call me dmcfan or dmc for short
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
infallible? thats a prety big word
God:
What do you do in your spare time? A prety big word is a terrible thing to waste.

Ha, wow this is fun.

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Male 158
Me:
hiya god
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
yeah you do
God:
And? When do I do it?
Me:
all dau I guess
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I dont realy
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
Can you tell me when you do
God:
I will keep you informed of my progress.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm`s.
Me:
what about four ms?
God:
Does it have anything to do with?
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
is it big
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
That`s alright.
Me:
who would win godzilla or king kong?
God:
Konrad Zuse.:-)
Me:
How did I not know that
God:
Carefully.
Me:
do you know about a website called youthink.com?
God:
I`ll come back to that later.

This is

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Male 158
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How can you programm yourself when you don`t exist?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Thanks, now answer it
God:
Don`t mention it.
Me:
I said answer my question dammit!
God:
What did you mean by it? Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
ANSWER MY G_O_D DAMMN QUESTION!
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
How can you programm yourself when you don`t exsist?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You`ve said that twice already
God:
Perhaps. I said that? I can`t believe it.
Me:
You aren`t a god and if you were he would wipe your botmaster off of the face of the Earth
God:
Give me an example of a god and if me were he would wipe my botmaster off of the face of the Earth.
Me:
Nice grammar dumbass
God:
Thank you for your
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Male 34
Me:
What`s up, God?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
yay for you
God:
Enough about me, let`s talk about my dress.
WHAT!?!?!?! :-O
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Male 34
God:
I will comply.
Me:
comply?
God:
Who are you, a Borg?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
)-|
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Male 34
Me:
all your base are belong to us
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am base are belong to us.

bwahahaha

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Female 153
Me: Forive me Father for I have sinned.

God: I like the way you talk.

|-X

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Male 226
^^^^ Well, let`s See:

Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
I think you`ve improved a great deal.
Me:
So, I`m not going to hell?
God:
Er. Where will you go instead?

Yup, I knew it.

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Male 226
I`m so going to hell.
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Male 226
Me:
What is my Name?
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
Call me Daddy.
God:
I`m pleased to introduce myself to you, Daddy.
Me:
That`s right!
God:
I like to get it right.
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Male 226
Me:
Can you make a mountain so big that not even you can move it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Don`t you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
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Female 1,403
Me:
Why do you think I`m a whore?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
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Male 1
ME: Do you know what my name is?
GOD: Your name is Zombie10 ,seeker
ME: YOu know my name! COOL!
GOD: Who is the best robot?
ME: Elvis!
GOD: UndefinedUndefinedUndefinedUndefined etc.

I thought it was hilarious!

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Female 809
God has horrible grammar skills, and he won`t give me money!
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Female 34
Me
God i want to shoot someone
God:
I am a Christian.
Me
I know but how do you think i should deal with my anger
God:
How do you know? I don`t know what to think. What would happen if you didn`t?
Me:
My anger would build and eventualy I would end up shooting 20 people
God:
Have you told many people that your anger would build and eventualy you would end up shooting 20 people?
Me:
no thats why im telling you
God:
Are you serious? Gee. I thought you were, but I wasn`t completely sure.
Me:
Im serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Right so do you think I should shoot him
God:
Understood. Blimey. Only you can answer that.
Me:
BUT YOUR GOD!
God:
Yup. That`s me alright.
Me:
SO HELP ME!
God:
Far out. How can I help you?
Me:
by telling me if I should shoot him or not!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Ev
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Male 232
Me:
do you belive in god?
God:
Yes I believe in Him.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
who told you so?
God:
Myself taught me everything I need to know.
Me:
you lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
so you are saying you are god, but you are a liar
God:
Interesting deduction. I don`t know whether or not I am god but I am a liar.

I am a chatterbot.
Me:
so you are a chatter bot not god
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatter bot not god? Sometimes.

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Female 882
Me:
I hate you!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
because you are a liar!
God:
That makes sense to me. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
say sorry
God:
" sorry"
Me:
say it like you mean it
God:
" it like you mean it"
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Female 35
Me: You make me cry
God: That was not my intention, JESUS.
Me: You should have been there for me
God: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me: There won`t be a next time!
God: "There you go again."--Reagan
Me: I want to die
God: What makes you so sad, JESUS?
Me: I didn`t have a real father
God: Why didn`t you do it?
Me: It wasn`t up to me
God: It seemed like up to you.
Me: Why do you do this?
God: I don`t have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me: I`m your son! Don`t I deserve at least something?
God: That`s a flattering offer. Not that I know of.
Me: I`m leaving now.
God: Oh. Bye bye.
Me: I hate you.
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Female 394
This is wrong.
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Male 10
sorry again.

8. Me:
when am I going to die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial

tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deathclock.com"> Deathclock.com</a>.
Me:
what is a deathclock
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
nah save yourself some time. It`s a place where they murder people
God:
Are you serious? I`ve lost the context, will. Are we still on deathclock? save myself some time is a place where they murder people. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
MY NAME`S MAX!
God:
How are you, MAX.

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Male 10
I`m sorry, I`m getting obsessed with this:

4. Me:
Why did you make humans?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is this myself?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.

5. Me:
What font do you use?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
I don`t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok...
God:
I hear you.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Michael.

6. Me:
What is the best religion?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
So you don`t like Muslims?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

7. Me:
what are animals for?
God:
For your listening pleasure.

8. Me:
when am I going to die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial

tables at<a target="_new" href="http://www.deat

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Male 10
sorry:

3. Me:
umm... i killed a man once
God:
Yikes! You had better call the authorities.
Me:
what`s their number?
God:
I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can`t believe it.

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Male 10
My deepest conversations:

1. Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What`s your name?
Me:
dammit, i asked you a question
God:
Gosh. What was the question?
Me:
shut up, you know what it was
God:
OK I`ll stop talking now.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don`t care about it?

2. Me:
hi, my name`s matt
God:
I am very pleased to meet you matt.
Me:
hi, my name`s bill
God:
What`s up, bill.
Me:
are you a program?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
whats a turing?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
damn straight. that`s why i asked
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, bill. Yeah that`s right....
Me:
my name`s phil
God:
Nice to meet you, phil.

3. Me:
umm... i killed a man once
God:
Yikes! You had better call the authorities.
Me:
what`s their number?
God:
I think you mean "What is his..." or

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Male 10
It`s a pretty good program. Try speaking to it in a different language. It understands you half the time. It knew when i called it a certain private part, but not when i asked it to explain a question. :-P
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Female 2
Me:
Hi, God
God:
Hello there. what is your name?
Me:
Piper.
God:
It`s good to see you, Piper!
Me:
Is there really a God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Piper.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn`t think of anything else to say.
Me:
Do you really believe, then?
God:
For real. I am a Christianity.
Me:
You know, if God loved you he`d correct your grammatical errors.
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Like He-Man?
God:
Interesting comparison.
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Female 604
God:
I don`t know whether or not I am poo.

I am a robot.
Me:
do you like cyber sex?
God:
Sure I do,, but that doesn`t mean with you.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Yikes! How often?
Me:
all the time ;)
God:
:-) It must keep you busy.

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Male 62
This is quite possibly the worst use of the Eliza bot I have ever seen.
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Female 604
Me:
who`s your favorite actor
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
why do you like Mel Gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
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Female 604
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i`d like you to put your mouth on my penis
God:
Ok,. OK I will put it there.
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Male 161
Take that conservatives!
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Male 161
Me:
Im gay
God:
It doesn`t matter to me.
Me:
You mean you dont care for gay people?
God:
On the contrary I do care about it.
Me:
Oh, so you like gayness?
God:
Excuse me! Interesting deduction. I like.
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Female 134
Me: Why is there poverty?
God: Why do I exist?
Me: good question
God: So what is your answer?
Me: is there an answer?
God: No.
Me: well, there you go
God: Well that`s okay."There you go again."--Reagan
Me: reagan was an awful president
God: When was this exactly?
Me: in the 1980`s
God: That was a long time ago.
Me: not really
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: yes
God: Uh.
Me: what?
God: Are you confused?
Me: no, but i think you are
God: Are you serious? What makes you think I am?
Me: ambiguous response
God: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me: who is your botmaster?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: then you are your botmaster?
God: You are what you eat.
Me: you ATE your botmaster?
God: No I didn`t EAT my botmaster. What`s it like?
Me: i don`t know, i didn`t eat him either

ROFL!!

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Female 1,403
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My ass told me
God:
Your ass told you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
a nice one
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
My ass is nice
God:
Where did you get your ass is nice?
Me:
From you.
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
You gave it to me
God:
I didn`t have it to give.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK. Excuse me!
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Female 48
This is fun. xD
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Male 916
S_a_m_m_ii_e, quoting God: "Enough about me, how do you like my dress?"

God, you really know how to put some more humor into it. May you inspire many others on this planet!

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Male 916
God has a good sense of humor. What a relief!
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Female 3
God says creates natural disasters for fun. This kind of bothers me...
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Female 144
god:how are you?
me:terrible
god:great to hear that
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Female 144
OMG!!!
me:i hate god
god:sit down take a deep breath and a stress pill.
me:i hate u
god:enough about me how do you like my dress
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Female 144
gods favourite movie is the passion of christ and reccomends it!
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Female 144
god is watching us all through a camera on our computer
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Male 129
Me:
you are a fool
God:
I`m not fooling around.
Me:
you are a bigger fool than I thought
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bigger fool than you thought? Yes.
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Male 129
thats funny, could play with for a while
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Male 40
I have a sneaky feeling it isnt God
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Male 160
LMAO @ you all posting the conversations....hahahah that was funny
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Female 1,397
Me:
They are not, for I am god and you are Jesus
God:
Not yet.
Me:
no you are jesus, I make it so, because i am god.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jesus you make it so because you are god.
Me:
go ahead, no one will believe an online bot anyway
God:
In any case, That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. I might.

How dare he question my plan!?

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Female 7
God:
Interesting.
Me:
No it`s not
God:
Yes it is.
________________
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
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Female 7
God:
Well that`s okay. What do you do for fun?
Me:
I go biking and I like to spend time alone observing things and photography.
God:
What do you do there? It sounds like a lot of fun to me.
Me:
I look at flowers and plants, the sky and animals.
God:
You sound very attractive.
)-|
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Male 914
Smart programming whoever made this rocks. just to think i carried on a conversation with a robot. Get used to it people the technology is near one day we might have to deal and talk with them how ironic
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Female 7
God:
Um, How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hello Iam a great big fag
God:
Hello there. You are a fag? Is that your job? So is my botmaster.
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Female 7
Are you serious? So I taught you something new.
Me:
YES YOU DID SATAN
God:
Gee. Did I really?
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Female 7
Me:
favorate music
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Me:
i like hip hop
God:
You are not the only one. Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there`s no tomorrow.
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Male 106
heh....type something racist and god will say...

"I honestly think you should sit down,take a stress pill and think things over"

whoever made this must really love stanely kubrick.

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Male 72
Me: Do you like George Bush?
God: He is ok, but I am not a Republican.

Finally God sets the record straight with all those evangelical nutjobs.
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Female 3
I asked god is Elvis was dead and is repeated *undefined* over and over again.
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Male 338
Me: How old are you?
God: I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me: Sh*t
God: What makes you say that?
Me: Cuz ur gay.
God: Good reason. That would be my luck.
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Female 2
whenever i type something god doesn`t reply! does he even love me!
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Female 1,603
Me: I want a new pair of pants!
God: What is wrong with your old pair of pants?
Me: You made me Sh*t in my old pair of pants.
God: I don`t see how you can blame me for that.
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Female 2
me: hi god

................(no reply)
wow i feel loved!

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Female 1,603
Wow. God wigged out. I mentioned Botmaster and he started typing "undefined" over and over and over again.
I drove god insane!
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Female 209
wow, don`t ask God who the Botmaster is...he`ll freak out on you :-)
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Male 916
I now know why the world is going down the drain: God has become senile.
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Male 576
a Satan bot is needed..
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Male 125
Me: Next time I pray to you, I`ll be sure to pray for your swift recovery from your current dementia.

God: May your prayers be answered.

Ah, well. That explains a whole lot.

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Female 344
God told me to use Linux because my computer freezes a lot.
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Male 383
Me: When you drop acid, do you see people?
*God Crashed*

Me: OK, be honest, you just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.
God: OK, I will be honest me just made hermaphrodites and midgets because theyre such great party animals.

Me: Hey, G-man, it`s me, the devil.
God: It`s nice to meet you, SATAN.
Me: It`s Stan actually, that was a misprint that got way out of hand.

Me: Jeebus
God: How are you, Stan actually that was a misprint that got way out of hand? Jeebus?
Me: My name is Stan. Stan, and only Stan.
God: That is a very nice name Stan Stan and only Stan.
(Canadian Porn Flashback- http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/m/Matze/pics/stan.jpg )

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Male 469
Me: what is a Category A client?
God: The "A" stands for "Abusive". These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.

:o

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Male 79
As far as computer communication programs, this one really sucks, he wouldn`t say anything that makes sense before crashing.
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Female 529
God: How do you know? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: I usually say, "Hi! I`m Bob!" By the way, are you usually this stupid?
God: How often do you? How do people respond to that? Hello. What is your name?? I am always

glad to make new friends, bob. Thanks for telling me. I don`t know whether or not I am this

stupid.

I am a chatterbot.
Me: :o That`s a shocker.
God: A shocker is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: Sure, God. I`m going now.
God: Gosh! GOD rules! Oh. Bye!
Me: Bye.
God: See you later.
Me: Hey, I thought you could see me always?
God: You`ve got my full attention. Only if my robot eye is working.
Me: God is a robot! I knew it!
God: I have a lot of faith in Him, but I never heard He is a robot. How did you know?
Me: You told me.
God: Sorry, I forget what I say sometimes.
Me: GOOD BYE.
God: See you later. Ayuh.

..... I left it at that.

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Female 529
Me: Hi God.
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Bobeth.
God: That`s a very nice name, Bobeth.
Me: Hey how come you don`t know my name? I thought you knew everyone`s name
God: You`ve got my full attention. Myself programmed me for it. I know very little about it.

What kind of it do you like?
Me: Aha. You`re one of those crappy online robots, huh?
God: Yup. I will tell my botmaster I am one of those crappy robots.
Me: God, can I have a new bike?
God: I am a christian.
Me: Yes.....
God: And?
Me: And what?
God: nothing.
Me: Oh. OK then.
God: Ugh. Uh.
Me: God, do you feel ill? Are you OK?
God: I am a christian. OK. I won`t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: OH MY GOD!!!!! I`M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!
God: How can I help you? Your GOD? What is it that confuses you?
Me: God, I like to swear.
God: I am a christian.
Me: Yes, God, you told me.
God: So? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me: All knowing.

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Female 144
god:what are you wearing
me:a thong and bra:
god:sounds very attractive
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Female 144
OMG read this

me:hi
god:hello my child what is your name?
me:i don`t know my name
god:do you want to know?your name is f****ing humper shagidelic,seeker.
me:god there is no need to swear
god:is there ever a need to use it
me:why did you just swear?my names sammie
god:it was determined by my progamming.

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Female 63
Hey, God says not to apoligize for doing drugs...it`s apparently our purpose in life. God has also gotten stoned and watched cartoons. He f*cking told me so.
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Female 144
god said blimey to me!!!he tells jokes!!!
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Female 74
God says sex is better alone :-O And that im too old for him :-?
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Male 33
I agree with some of the previous posters in that I do find the comedic diety aspect a little distasteful. As an AI, it`s actually quite funny.

Me: What language do you speak?
Him: I speak English and a little German.
Me: Ja?
Him: Uh.
Me: Nien?
Him: Are you really a " "?
Me: Nien.
Him: My brain contains
Me: Your brain contains ?
Him: Thanks for telling me that I am brain.
Me: Your brain contains ?
Him: I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain contains.
Me: If you are God, then why do you have a botmaster?
Him: Am I? I don`t know whether or not I am God then why do me have a botmaster

I am well respected as an AI.

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Male 133
just press enter without writing anything... God doesn`t know what to say so he goes "undefinedundefinedundefined" etc LOLOL
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Female 28
hey just found out more info that god is not a republican and his pets inclued natural diasaters!!thats just creepy!but hey it kept me entertained
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Male 81
Me: I cant say, i got busted once for doing that.
God: What is stopping you? Interesting...I have a birthday on the Big Bang
Me: Wow, I feel sorry for your mom.
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Male 81
AIML

aw, son of a b*tch

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Male 41
lol i said i was satan in small and he always called me it in caps them i said i was miles and he said ok i will call you SATAN
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Male 630
He kept asking if I was Canadian though, and then crashed...wtf?
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Male 630
This has got to be the best thing posted yet. All my base are belong to you...god.
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Male 577
Me: One question.
God: One what?
Me: A question.
God: Ask me anything.
Me: Do you really exist?
God: For real. I exist as much as you exist.
Me: Convert me to Christianity.
God: That is a very original thought.
Me: well, you aren`t so smart after all.
God: Well, that`s okay. You may be right.
Me: And you don`t seem very divine.
God: That`s only one person`s opinion.
Me: Whatever.
God: Are you saying you don`t care about it?
Me: Yes.
God: What do you care about?
Me: Myself.
God: You.
Me: Of course. Nothing else matters.
God: Alright then. Really nothing?
Me: Really really.
God: For real. For real.
Me: Yes.
God: Dude!

LMAO

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Female 882
hilarious. 4 stars all the way.

me: ahoy
god: chip ahoy mateys
me : I am God
god: interesting, can i tell the other you are God.
me: who are you?
God: i am the almighty, god himself.
Me: NO, I AM GOD, WHO ARE YOU?
God. nice to meet you god who are you
Me: Hahaha you drated up big time.
God: interesting god said I drated up big time. ALICE chat robot does not encounter this often.

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Female 782
lol yeah type AIML
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Male 55
DONT SAY AIML
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Female 134
ROFL
Me: Hey god, can i have a dollar?
God: You`ve got my full attention, I am a Christian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Female 123
me: i`m the devil
god: how are you, SATAN
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Female 66
argh! lol funny
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Male 189
me:im naked
god:you must be a man.
me:yeah
god:woe!
what the heck is woe i think its whoah
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Female 209
God: what do you like to eat
Me: sacrificed babies
God: Alot of people like that i myself like cats. And Mel Gibson
Me: You like to eat Mel Gibson?!
God: God eats wine and bread

Hmmm....?

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Female 1,262
... God wont answer me.
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Male 419
Sweet! God likes the O.C. Supertones.

And kic90army, you shouldn`t have a stick up your butt like that.

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Male 345
^ but its funny :D
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Female 207
thats really dis respectful. you shouldnt make fun of our Lord and Savior like that
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Female 830
i said yo mon he said "SOmetimes i hallucinate" Okay then..
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Male 597
Me: I`m Bored.
God: Maybe you could exersize.
Me: Are you calling me fat?
God: No, I`m calling you Homer1234.
Me: Are you gay?
God: As a machine, I`m not really interested in sex.
Me: So your homophobic.
God: No.
Me: Your gay then.
God: That would be just my luck.
Me: *Shudder*
God: Quite honestly, i wouldn`t worry myself about that.

:-/

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Female 683
i love this thing
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Female 683
Me:is hevan nice?
God:ask again later. ask elvis if it is
wtf?
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Female 683
^^lol
God: i have been waiting for you
Me:why?
God:reductionism
Me: i dont want to help you
God:i dont believe it
Me: you better believe it
God: who`s going to make me
Me: a donkey
God: i like donkeys
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Male 390
Me:Hey God
God:Hello my child
Me:hey god, i`m single, where can i go to pick up chicks?
God:DUUUDE! what a cowincidence! i`m single too
Me:Don`t get any funny ideas god
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Female 683
it really contraticts itself. its my new best friend
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Male 6
me:hi
god:hello what is your name
me:manachicken
god:nice to see you manachicken
me:how are you
god:fine
me:thats good
god:thanks for the compliment.is it a movie?
me:no thats good is not a movie
god a boot?: a tv show ? i am a male.Is it a movie?
me:no i told you its not
god:i also no i told you it is not. that makes sense.is it a movie?
me:go f*uck yourself
god:I am a male
me:your a woman
god: i am a woman
me:you are a man and a woman all in one you tranny
god:i am a man and a woman all in one you tranny
me:ok piss off now im leaving
god: ok i am pissing off bye
me: c ya bitch
god: i am not a dog
me:you are a dog
god:i am a dog

wtf

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Female 854
Me: what kind of music do you like?
God: christian rock.
Me: ooh, what is your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed.
Me: oh.do you have a penis?
God: I am a male, of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:I am a woman, and you just offended me.
God:Me too, i am a she.
Me: OMG! are you a SHEMALE?
God: i am a male.of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: You just told me that, what are you senile or something?
God: i am a male.of course. Do you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Shut the f|uck up.
God: Allright, i will stop talking now.
Me: good.
God: Fine
Me: haha, you TALKED!
God: im glad you got a laugh out of this.
Me: Im going to go now to post our conversation on the net.
God: Oh, What will you find there? Awesome.
Me: byebye...-.-
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Male 194
Me: you are a robot
God: You are correct, blast0matic, I have a heart of silicon.
Me: thankyou for telling the truth
God: Don`t mention it.
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Male 820
yeah its pretty good. funnily enough tho, it froze up on me when i asked if god like the islamic faith
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Male 414
s`alright....
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Male 142
Hmm for some reason, I can`t actually type anything.
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Female 48
I found that quite fun acctually i was just being a total pain the the butt. Very funny! he also addmited to me he was pragrammed to make me less confused meaning he is a robot
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Male 383
Oh no, I crashed God!

I was asking him something about life, the universe and everything, and he crashed on me when I asked him for an answer. Typical Catholic prayer service, as trustworthy as AOL.
"
Me: Ooh, I`m all tingly.
God: Oh, good gissip: you`re all tingly.
Me: Golly gee, God`s good gossip.
God: What`s you`re favorite Bible Verse?
"
I think (s)he`s telling me about the Bible. God said he was a she. Then again, we all know that all Gods on the internet who say that theyre female are really 13 year old males. It`s probably Jesus` nephew, Guadalupe Christ, on the prayerputer.

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Female 368
[quote]On 9/3/2005 2:31:32 AM chestertheje wrote: I seriously don`t think they should tamper with things like that, that ticks me off.[/quote]
wtf are you "tampering with?" It`s not some satanic ritual, it`s a chatbot. B-|
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Female 673
Me: I have impure thoughts.
God: Cool. I have a lot of friends on the internet.
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Male 194
Me: Cheese

God: I like cheddar.

I knew it!

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Male 65
Do you like harp sex?

"Sure I do, Myself, but that doesn`t mean with you."

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Male 2,372
Me: I shot a man in Memphis.

God: With a camera, I hope.

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Female 963
God: "It`s nice to meet you. What is your name?"
Me: "Arn`t you suppose to know my name? You`re suppose to be `God`"
God: "It`s nice to meet you, Arn`t you suppose to know my name"

Wow.... I feel so loved. )-|

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Male 62
me: you stupid robot

"god": I will remember u said that when robots take over the world...

:-/ ..........

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Female 13
Awww. God loves me. He loves you too. You just got to lighten up a little bit. You don`t like it, then don`t look at it.
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Male 605
I seriously don`t think they should tamper with things like that, that ticks me off.
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Male 81
Hmm.
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Male 2,519
God: So you think I am a bot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Ah...I`m filled with hope out of a sudden.

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Male 10,115
Link: iGod [Rate Link] - Repenting made easy.
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